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Re: Spirituality in cultivation? [Re: maddchef]
    #22224337 - 09/11/15 09:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Erm, the mushrooms sensed you were having a rough time and thought they would be eaten by you so they put out more positive vibe chemical than normal to try to help you?




:rolleyes:

If they were that aware, they would detect my snarky ass attitude and give that a psychedelic power-washing but they don't.  People feel what they expect to feel.


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Re: Spirituality in cultivation? [Re: maddchef]
    #22224351 - 09/11/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Throwing them against a wall works. Imma also write a stungun tek in a few weeks.




I threw a mono at my wife once :rofldrunk:

Cron got some libs to pin once by hurling them at the wall  :brilliant:


Anyway this exact post is usually made every six months or so. If we are on schedule then next week will be growing on dog turds and a month after that we will have potentially endless flushes from dunking in sugar water.

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Re: Spirituality in cultivation? [Re: Pastywhyte]
    #22224357 - 09/11/15 09:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Anyway this exact post is usually made every six months or so. If we are on schedule then next week will be growing on dog turds and a month after that we will have potentially endless flushes from dunking in sugar water.

:themoreyouknow:




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That's so scarily accurate it's sad.  You forgot the one where a biology student wants to try to figure out the metabolic pathways so they can feed the mushrooms tryptamine precursors, though.


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Re: Spirituality in cultivation? [Re: Inocuole]
    #22224367 - 09/11/15 09:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Damnit! Knew I was forgetting one :facepalm:


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Re: Spirituality in cultivation? [Re: Pastywhyte]
    #22224368 - 09/11/15 09:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I threw a mono at my wife once :rofldrunk:





Lol, why you no record for gif meme?


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Re: Spirituality in cultivation? [Re: iSmkGrnBud]
    #22224372 - 09/11/15 09:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I threw a mono at my wife once :rofldrunk:





Lol, why you no record for gif meme?




Shortsighted. . .

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Re: Spirituality in cultivation? [Re: Pastywhyte]
    #22224377 - 09/11/15 09:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I was just messing. Must have been a stressful situation to throw a mono. :thumbdown:


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Re: Spirituality in cultivation? [Re: Inocuole]
    #22224383 - 09/11/15 09:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The weekly "my dehydrator = bad shrooms" thread... Yea, i've already noticed.


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Re: Spirituality in cultivation? [Re: Spiracha]
    #22224389 - 09/11/15 09:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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The weekly "my dehydrator = bad shrooms" thread... Yea, i've already noticed.




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Re: Spirituality in cultivation? [Re: Spiracha]
    #22224393 - 09/11/15 09:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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The weekly "my dehydrator = bad shrooms" thread... Yea, i've already noticed.



Classic noobish question :underage: :ahahaha:


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Re: Spirituality in cultivation? [Re: Psilosoulful]
    #22224400 - 09/11/15 09:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I was just messing. Must have been a stressful situation to throw a mono. :thumbdown:




Just a typical bipolar rage session that transformed into a giddy excited state in a few minutes.


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Re: Spirituality in cultivation? [Re: Pastywhyte]
    #22224408 - 09/11/15 09:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I was just messing. Must have been a stressful situation to throw a mono. :thumbdown:




Just a typical bipolar rage session that transformed into a giddy excited state in a few minutes.




Glad I'm not the only one.


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Re: Spirituality in cultivation? [Re: Pastywhyte]
    #22224412 - 09/11/15 09:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I was just messing. Must have been a stressful situation to throw a mono. :thumbdown:




Just a typical bipolar rage session that transformed into a giddy excited state in a few minutes.




Life with all females.


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Re: Spirituality in cultivation? [Re: iSmkGrnBud]
    #22224461 - 09/11/15 09:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Life with any female


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Re: Spirituality in cultivation? [Re: Inocuole]
    #22225852 - 09/12/15 06:02 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe you need a higher dose?


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Re: Spirituality in cultivation? [Re: Stewbid1]
    #22225877 - 09/12/15 06:24 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Look, I put a lot of love into my first few grows because I was into all that bullshit and they turned out subpar.  I got better and my grows got better too, while I also slowly became more jaded and realistic about my worldview.  Cultivation is about skill, patience, good habits, and biological needs.  I can save the spirituality for when I've actually eaten the mushrooms if I care to mull over all that again.

All I'm saying is, the mushrooms really don't care.  If they do they have the weirdest way of showing it.

We can't pretend they're this sophisticated set of entities when they basically froth at the mouth at the sight of a fresh heap of equine turds.  That's what they love.  It's what they know, and it's what they appreciate.


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Re: Spirituality in cultivation? [Re: Inocuole]
    #22225903 - 09/12/15 06:44 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Heehee.. my Amazon pop up says: search for: Dehydrator, Hot Sauce
Hot Like sauce... "Tighter than your Grandma's vagina"..

Ok so what about the electromagnetic field of energy emitted by the human heart? Could that affect growth?
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Look, I put a lot of love into my first few grows because I was into all that bullshit and they turned out subpar.  I got better and my grows got better too, while I also slowly became more jaded and realistic about my worldview.  Cultivation is about skill, patience, good habits, and biological needs.  I can save the spirituality for when I've actually eaten the mushrooms if I care to mull over all that again.

All I'm saying is, the mushrooms really don't care.  If they do they have the weirdest way of showing it.

We can't pretend they're this sophisticated set of entities when they basically froth at the mouth at the sight of a fresh heap of equine turds.  That's what they love.  It's what they know, and it's what they appreciate.



We pretend men are a sophisticated set of entities and they basically froth at the mouth at the sight of boobs or bacon, sooooo...  :melyssaford:
uhh huh, I see the frothing.


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Re: Spirituality in cultivation? [Re: Stewbid1]
    #22225908 - 09/12/15 06:48 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yes but mushrooms make us breathe their jizz basically, so they're no less lewd.  Fair enough point though.  Still, I don't think they have feelings or anything.  Then again, I've never called them stupid or tried antagonizing them.  I don't want the wrath if there is one.


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Re: Spirituality in cultivation? [Re: Stewbid1]
    #22225924 - 09/12/15 06:54 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

This is just too funny not to share!!
Now my Amazon link says:
Shop for: Dehydrator, Delicious Bacon, Hot Sauce
Sorry for getting off topic though. One second... ׺°”˜`”°º× l๏l l๏l l๏l l๏l l๏l אครร.. เ ฬคкє ภ ๒คкє๔. l๏l l๏l l๏l ׺°”˜`”°º×
So does electricity or do magnets affect mushroom growth? People are talking about how they gave their shrooms some shitty energy and they grew well, and as someone stated above, they LOVE poo. So what if energy given by us in general helps then grow, no matter what type it is? Maybe they take that crap energy and recycle or transmute it and just use the good energy as straight up nutrition?


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Re: Spirituality in cultivation? [Re: Stewbid1]
    #22225936 - 09/12/15 06:59 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The problem is people are projecting what they want on the mushrooms. Mushrooms don't want love or attention. They want the basic parameters of life and to be left alone. They demand respect. That's it. When people learn this their grows start to improve.


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