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Offlinesunkeep
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Job tourist seeking pussy
    #22219729 - 09/11/15 01:20 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

In essence I quit and start a new job every 1-2 months cause I get bored as shit but I try to make the best of the situation - get paid and hook up with the better looking girls at the office. As a bonus I get to meet some cool people along the way.

I just can't live without diversity. Would totally hate myself if I get stuck at the some dull cubicle doing excell sheets all day long, doing the same pussy all over again for the rest of time.

Life is meant to be diverse and rich in experiences.


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Re: Job tourist seeking pussy [Re: sunkeep]
    #22219747 - 09/11/15 01:25 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

slut


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Re: Job tourist seeking pussy [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #22219753 - 09/11/15 01:27 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

He's just treading the line of wholesomeness and eroticism in a way that reflects our modern culture. :shrug:


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Job tourist seeking pussy [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22219763 - 09/11/15 01:29 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

What did you go to collage for? What type of companys/jobs are you doing? Cooperate work?


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Invisiblemoonrockmushy
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Re: Job tourist seeking pussy [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22219776 - 09/11/15 01:33 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
He's just treading the line of wholesomeness and eroticism in a way that reflects our modern culture. :shrug:




Whatever dude, I don't want to piss off a gun nut who is unreasonably bitter and hateful towards celebrities who are allegedly raping you through the internet, who knows what you're liable to do :uhoh:


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Re: Job tourist seeking pussy [Re: Dr.Wongburger]
    #22219780 - 09/11/15 01:34 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Dr.Wongburger said:
What did you go to collage for? What type of companys/jobs are you doing? Cooperate work?



I did a bsc and msc in biological science (like engineering GMO plants and animals etc) but there is no market for this. I do boring ass outsourcing jobs like call center customer support jobs, financial markets and trading and everything most boring in the world (these are relatively well paid).


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Invisiblemoonrockmushy
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Re: Job tourist seeking pussy [Re: sunkeep]
    #22219796 - 09/11/15 01:40 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm surprised there is not market for that.  It probably has to do with the area you're living in. 

Have you looked into state jobs working for wildlife management and stuff?  They'll usually take people with degrees in biology.  Around here there are tons of bio tech industry jobs, so maybe consider a move to someplace where that exists.


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Re: Job tourist seeking pussy [Re: Dr.Wongburger]
    #22219810 - 09/11/15 01:45 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I made a collage once in school.  The teacher didnt like it because it was a bunch of musicians of 'questionable morals' and had a big pot leaf on it.  Fucker said it could be anything..


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"They threw me off the hay truck about noon...":fishing:
:mushroom2:*Mark 15:34:levitate::mushroom2::blueninja:
Gam zeh ya’avor...:sunny:


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Re: Job tourist seeking pussy [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #22219817 - 09/11/15 01:47 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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moonrockmushy said:
I'm surprised there is not market for that.  It probably has to do with the area you're living in. 

Have you looked into state jobs working for wildlife management and stuff?  They'll usually take people with degrees in biology.  Around here there are tons of bio tech industry jobs, so maybe consider a move to someplace where that exists.



Yes, sir! Your guess is absolutely correct.

State jobs suck ass, the pay is absurd. I want to move abroad, get a PhD and start working for big pharma, I really wish to develop new drugs and test them on tumours in vitro and artificially sickened animals etc.


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Re: Job tourist seeking pussy [Re: sunkeep]
    #22219916 - 09/11/15 02:50 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I can see why you're so popular with the ladies :smirk: chicks dig artificially sickened animals.


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Re: Job tourist seeking pussy [Re: sunkeep]
    #22219946 - 09/11/15 03:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Interviewers ask me about my previous job but I make a convincing lie on the spot. I heavily really on intonation, direct eye contact and body language. Honestly its rather fun.


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Re: Job tourist seeking pussy [Re: sunkeep]
    #22219958 - 09/11/15 03:13 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

At my current jobs the HR and receptionist women watch youtube rap videos all day long and paint their nails. They are both fuckalicious, the bosses are doing coke and giving pseudoinspiring speaches to their slaves. And here I am on the shroomery lol.


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Re: Job tourist seeking pussy [Re: sunkeep]
    #22220089 - 09/11/15 04:44 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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sunkeep said:


State jobs suck ass, the pay is absurd. I want to move abroad, get a PhD and start working for big pharma, I really wish to develop new drugs and test them on tumours in vitro and artificially sickened animals etc.




That whole, "I switch jobs every 1-2 months" is going to look awesome on your graduate school application. I'd suggest a backup plan.


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...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge.  It is an indellible experience; it is forever known.  I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did.

Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436


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Re: Job tourist seeking pussy [Re: badchad]
    #22220117 - 09/11/15 05:01 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Funny, why would I put anything unrelated to science in my application? Publications, recognitions and projects I've been involved with would be better suited for this type of application.

Sounds like you're secretly jealous at my success :smirk:


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Re: Job tourist seeking pussy [Re: sunkeep]
    #22220126 - 09/11/15 05:07 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I've interviewed, hired, and selected more graduate students and senior scientists than I can remember. Some kid with a bullshit bsc and shit work experience isn't going to cut it.


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...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge.  It is an indellible experience; it is forever known.  I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did.

Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436


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Re: Job tourist seeking pussy [Re: badchad]
    #22220139 - 09/11/15 05:13 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Your ad hominem attacks are cute but indicative of your covered frustration.


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Re: Job tourist seeking pussy [Re: badchad]
    #22220168 - 09/11/15 05:23 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

True, I don't particularly care. Having been through graduate school and spending decades in science, I had merely hoped to offer some advice for an individual looking to get into the science field. To each their own.


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...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge.  It is an indellible experience; it is forever known.  I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did.

Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436


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Re: Job tourist seeking pussy [Re: sunkeep]
    #22221335 - 09/11/15 10:56 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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336 said:
Quote:

badchad said:
True, I don't particularly care. Having been through graduate school and spending decades in science, I had merely hoped to offer some advice for an individual looking to get into the science field. To each their own.



That's what I figured more-or-less. Everyone has their own path though. There are many ways to solve a problem. :smile:



Its presumptuous for badchad to assume I have some bullshit bsc and whatever work. Honestly I don't feel I have to prove myself to a stranger on the internet who sounds like a grumpy old lab rat (no offence of course, I respect badchad from the little that I know about him so far). Science is my strong suit but its what I've been doing my whole life. This new experience of hopping from a job to another is just to get a glimpse of the real world because lets face it science is a rather exotic occupation.

Badchad, what is your field exactly?


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Re: Job tourist seeking pussy [Re: sunkeep]
    #22221388 - 09/11/15 11:12 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Man, as long as you're happy doing this, more power to you! I can sort of see what you like about this way of working, but I suppose it would wear me out pretty quickly. I couldn't imagine doing mindnumbing work all the time; then again, I consider myself privileged in that respect.


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Re: Job tourist seeking pussy [Re: koraks]
    #22221430 - 09/11/15 11:20 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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koraks said:
I couldn't imagine doing mindnumbing work all the time




Thats the exact mentality I've been maintaining for years. I figured I might benefit from leaving my comfort zone. Its kinda useful cause I've learned how to talk people into giving me what I need. You won't believe the sort of shit I learn with every new job. For example how do you talk a guy over the phone into giving you $1000 for something he just learned about. I'm not saying its easy but it helps me so much IRL for example getting free drugs from strangers at parties and hooking up with the girls I fancy.

It does get exhausting tho, I'll tell you that much!


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