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OfflineEllis Dee
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Re: If you could win 40 billion dollars by losing 30 years of your life [Re: Salomon]
    #22215113 - 09/10/15 12:53 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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you never said how i lose those 30 years. so i'll loophole this bitch, i blacked out the next 30 years, one day wake up and be like yo what the flying fuck happened, i'm old as balls, and loaded. i have so much cocaine.


7/10 challenge accepted



Some loophole lol. Lose 30 years of youth including your prime as trade for 30 years as an elderly person.


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Re: If you could win 40 billion dollars by losing 30 years of your life [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #22215127 - 09/10/15 12:57 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i re did my post, check it.

u jelly?


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Re: If you could win 40 billion dollars by losing 30 years of your life [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #22215128 - 09/10/15 12:58 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If I've learned anything about shit like this and loopholes, it's that the loopholes always negatively impact you. These two assholes taught me that..




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I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: If you could win 40 billion dollars by losing 30 years of your life [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22215152 - 09/10/15 01:07 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

nah dawg, srs. the only down side is i have to live a really long god damn time and watch everyone i love die.


but i get to see them again cause multiverse.


but i guess other downside is immortal. so possibility for eternal boredom


:hmm:


but then again, i'd have the unique opportunity to have sex with everyone who ever lived or will ever live in the multiverse....



but then again, i might fall in a fucking volcano and be in an eternal struggle of melting and re-atomizing...


:hmm:


i could set aside a few thousand years or so to setting up safety nets for just about every possible fucked up scenario to stop it from happening, and then erase my memory of all that time.


thus having an epic life and never ending up in a shitty situation.


but then again, i'd probably run into other versions of myself in the multiverse that are fucking dicks, and get raped by alien octopus monsters for eternity...


or is that a good thing?


shit nigga i have alot to think about.


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Re: If you could win 40 billion dollars by losing 30 years of your life [Re: Salomon]
    #22215163 - 09/10/15 01:12 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You really trust the reptilians to honor your proposition, or to even accept it at all?

The queen will have you roasted for dinner the minute you show up at Buckingham palace to ask her for a deal. Reptilians love BBQ billionaire.


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Re: If you could win 40 billion dollars by losing 30 years of your life [Re: Salomon]
    #22215173 - 09/10/15 01:18 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Mo money, mo problems yo.


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Re: If you could win 40 billion dollars by losing 30 years of your life [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #22215229 - 09/10/15 01:47 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Ellis Dee said:
You really trust the reptilians to honor your proposition, or to even accept it at all?

The queen will have you roasted for dinner the minute you show up at Buckingham palace to ask her for a deal. Reptilians love BBQ billionaire.




pfft, they know my plans, i'd make a good minion for  nwo shit. ya know spread the virus through out the multiverse n shit.


pretty sure i'm set


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Re: If you could win 40 billion dollars by losing 30 years of your life [Re: WAN]
    #22215508 - 09/10/15 04:45 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Absolutely not and anyone who would is a fool or a hero, a fool if they do it for selfish reasons, a hero if they do it to use the money to help others and save the world.


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Re: If you could win 40 billion dollars by losing 30 years of your life [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22215520 - 09/10/15 04:51 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Sounds like a deal with the devil I'm not willing to make.


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Re: If you could win 40 billion dollars by losing 30 years of your life [Re: Achillita]
    #22215534 - 09/10/15 05:03 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I would take the money. Give a chunk to a worthy charity and leave the rest for my kids. I'd probably spend most of the rest of my life travelling on lots of acid. I'd need a private jet..


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Re: If you could win 40 billion dollars by losing 30 years of your life [Re: WAN]
    #22215540 - 09/10/15 05:06 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: If you could win 40 billion dollars by losing 30 years of your life [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22215543 - 09/10/15 05:09 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If I had kids, I'd consider the offer more. But I don't know how my kids would feel having their father get older and possibly die faster. Or being out of their life for a long period of time.

IMO, it mattes how this is done. Is it you just magically turn 30 years older, you'll die 30 years sooner than if you didn't take the deal, or will you just wake up 30 years later, with the money(you'd also be 30 years older).


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Re: If you could win 40 billion dollars by losing 30 years of your life [Re: Achillita]
    #22215558 - 09/10/15 05:13 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Anyone who had that kind of money would be desperate to buy 30 years with it when they were dying.

If you had a trillion dollars and your doctor told you you had a year to live, you would give him every cent in a second.

So to sell 30 years for money is idiocy, you will be desperate to buy those years back when your time comes but wont be able to.

You can make money with time, but you cant make time with money, therefore time is infinitely more precious then money.

Imagine meeting the woman of your dreams, falling in love, realizing you want to spend every second of your life with this woman... but you sold 30 years and can't get them back. You could have had a whole lifetime of joy together in 30 years. You could have meditated for 30 years and become enlightened, or traveled the world for 30 years. And you would be selling your best years, your healthy years, your vital years, and jumping right to being a rich old fuck.


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Re: If you could win 40 billion dollars by losing 30 years of your life [Re: Salomon]
    #22215599 - 09/10/15 05:48 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Salomon said:
you never said how i lose those 30 years. so i'll loophole this bitch,


i blacked out the next 30 years, one day wake up and be like yo what the flying fuck happened, i'm old as balls, and loaded. i have so much cocaine.


10/10 challenge accepted

hold up i have an even better idea. i age rapidly 30 years in 20 seconds, acquire 40 billion, hit up reptilian overlords with 20 billion for cyborg body,  then live harder, better, faster, stronger than ever, and still have 20 billion


because cyborg, live another 400 years, while investing money wisely, now have 17 trillion $



use said money for bio tech rejuvenation to get a fully fleshy human body again. with healing qualities rapidly, nano tech for immortality. aka get shot in the face and have the blown out face structure re-atomize itself back to normal.



use riches and future smarts and tech to build multiverse travel machine


travel to an alternative universe where i happened to accidentally get killed, and take my dead self's place with future body that i tweak to the same age and look, and still have 40trillion dollars. live like king for the rest of eternity



BOOM MOTHAFUCKA WHAT.







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Re: If you could win 40 billion dollars by losing 30 years of your life [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22216112 - 09/10/15 09:34 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Absolutely not and anyone who would is a fool or a hero, a fool if they do it for selfish reasons, a hero if they do it to use the money to help others and save the world.



I would be a hero. With 40 billion I would raise a private army to invade China to rid the world of communism once and for all. If there was any left over I'd then invade Argentina just because the Brits never really finished the job there after the Falklands thing.


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Re: If you could win 40 billion dollars by losing 30 years of your life [Re: WAN]
    #22216123 - 09/10/15 09:38 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

No fucking way


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Re: If you could win 40 billion dollars by losing 30 years of your life [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #22216124 - 09/10/15 09:39 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Are you really a wizard and if so whats up with your magick bro
:wizard:


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Re: If you could win 40 billion dollars by losing 30 years of your life [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22216145 - 09/10/15 09:45 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Are you really a wizard and if so whats up with your magick bro
:wizard:



My real name is Ron Weasley. You probably heard of me from Harry Potter. He was butthurtz cuz I ended up with Hermione. But its all good now.


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Re: If you could win 40 billion dollars by losing 30 years of your life [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #22216155 - 09/10/15 09:48 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Hey I'm a wizard too! :highfive:

Not the Harry Potter kind tho


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Re: If you could win 40 billion dollars by losing 30 years of your life [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22216169 - 09/10/15 09:52 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck yeah!!
:highfive:


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