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LNC
    #22214108 - 09/09/15 08:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Watching that 70's show, WBU?

Also, just made some tie-dyes.


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Re: LNC [Re: Sheekle]
    #22214114 - 09/09/15 08:10 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

it's only 9-ish PM

which therefore makes this LNC invalid


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Re: LNC [Re: Niffla]
    #22214132 - 09/09/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: LNC [Re: 404]
    #22214137 - 09/09/15 08:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

His nose doesn't even make sense bro.


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Re: LNC [Re: Amanita86]
    #22214152 - 09/09/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

it doesn't have to.



i'm finishing up these last two episodes of Vikings, then i dunno. i have a few things i have to work on.


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Re: LNC [Re: 404]
    #22214155 - 09/09/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Got my homie

Hit some fire shatter

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Re: LNC [Re: 404]
    #22214165 - 09/09/15 08:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yes it does!  You cant have a nose for a cheek dude.


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Re: LNC [Re: Amanita86]
    #22214182 - 09/09/15 08:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

you can in cartoons


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Re: LNC [Re: 404] * 1
    #22214184 - 09/09/15 08:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:futile:


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Re: LNC [Re: 404]
    #22214258 - 09/09/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:shockedpussy: super intense match of cat-pong


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Re: LNC [Re: 404] * 1
    #22214270 - 09/09/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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404 said:
:shockedpussy: super intense match of cat-pong





its fucking crazy, ive been watching it for 10 minutes and NEITHER CAT HAS SCORED. witchcraft.


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Re: LNC [Re: Adolin]
    #22214278 - 09/09/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:smilingpuppy:


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Re: LNC [Re: Adolin]
    #22214279 - 09/09/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Cat like reflexes make for long ping pong matches bro.


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Re: LNC [Re: Sheekle]
    #22214303 - 09/09/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Watching that 70's show, WBU?

Also, just made some tie-dyes.



Ill think ill smoke a bowl ajd watch some that 70s show too sheekle
Youever watch that show on a lsd comedown?
it is hilariT!

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Re: LNC [Re: SunnyD]
    #22214310 - 09/09/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:hi:

Not a whole lot happening in my neck of the woods tonight.


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Re: LNC [Re: Adolin]
    #22214312 - 09/09/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Gresh said:
Quote:

404 said:
:shockedpussy: super intense match of cat-pong





its fucking crazy, ive been watching it for 10 minutes and NEITHER CAT HAS SCORED. witchcraft.




It's a sellout crowd, too.

Intense. Very intense.


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Re: LNC [Re: Niffla]
    #22214323 - 09/09/15 08:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Okay so I'm watching this documentary on lion prides. And this pride of lions took down a really young elephant -- and they couldn't get to his jugular.

So they just started eating it while it was alive. Shit was ruthless. Wow. Felt awful for that elephant...but I guess the pride gotta eat.


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Re: LNC [Re: Niffla]
    #22214324 - 09/09/15 08:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Hi

I'm chillin' like a villain blowing some strawberry clouds


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Re: LNC [Re: Niffla]
    #22214369 - 09/09/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Im surprised the elephants didnt rally up and fuck a lion's plan all to smitherines..  usually elephants dont clown around when it comes to the youngins..


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Re: LNC [Re: Amanita86]
    #22214392 - 09/09/15 09:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Im surprised the elephants didnt rally up and fuck a lion's plan all to smitherines..  usually elephants dont clown around when it comes to the youngins..




Somehow this one got lost...he was a straggler and the herd kept moving on and didn't notice how far behind it was


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Re: LNC [Re: Niffla]
    #22214404 - 09/09/15 09:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

That sucks man.  I like elephants.  I like lions too, but I like elephants.  Id have rooted for the elephants on this one.


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Re: LNC [Re: Amanita86]
    #22214410 - 09/09/15 09:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

HELLO and GOODNIGHT.

I'm going to pass out for 4hr and then drive to Lockn


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Re: LNC [Re: memes]
    #22214423 - 09/09/15 09:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

so this chick that turned me down on the mariage thing a couple months ago asked me to dinner tonight.

guess what, she shows up with some random that knocked her up.

why i am not facing felony charges right now is beyond me.


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Re: LNC [Re: rackem]
    #22214432 - 09/09/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:haha:

...count your fuckin' lucky stars you avoided that marriage.  Fo reals..


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Re: LNC [Re: rackem]
    #22214435 - 09/09/15 09:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Damn, I'm sorry to hear that rackem.

On the uphand, it sounds like you dodged a true bullet there.


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Re: LNC [Re: rackem]
    #22214448 - 09/09/15 09:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

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so this chick that turned me down on the mariage thing a couple months ago asked me to dinner tonight.

guess what, she shows up with some random that knocked her up.

why i am not facing felony charges right now is beyond me.




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Re: LNC [Re: rackem]
    #22214454 - 09/09/15 09:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Amanita86 said:
That sucks man.  I like elephants.  I like lions too, but I like elephants.  Id have rooted for the elephants on this one.




yeah man it was hard to watch

Quote:

rackem said:
so this chick that turned me down on the mariage thing a couple months ago asked me to dinner tonight.

guess what, she shows up with some random that knocked her up.




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Re: LNC [Re: Amanita86]
    #22214464 - 09/09/15 09:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i agree man..

if you want a friend buy a damned dog.. they are cheaper and will only last a 10-15 years... then you can legally trade in for a younger model.

least i have plenty of jameson to find sleep with.


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Re: LNC [Re: rackem]
    #22214470 - 09/09/15 09:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

They have the whole loyalty thing going for them too, which I consider a plus..


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Re: LNC [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22214480 - 09/09/15 09:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Hi

I'm chillin' like a villain blowing some strawberry clouds



Smoking that dr0 oh
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Re: LNC [Re: Amanita86]
    #22214483 - 09/09/15 09:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

agreed.

crazy bitches are hookers.. all to the highest bidders.


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Re: LNC [Re: rackem]
    #22214504 - 09/09/15 09:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

She wasn't aware of how screwed up mean that is?


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Re: LNC [Re: wigglewak]
    #22214508 - 09/09/15 09:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Sure she was.. more than likely, it was her motivation.


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Re: LNC [Re: Amanita86]
    #22214532 - 09/09/15 09:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm about to eat some bomb sugar cookies

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Re: LNC [Re: Amanita86]
    #22214545 - 09/09/15 09:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

And the new dude was down on the plan. That seems sooo weird.


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Re: LNC [Re: wigglewak]
    #22214560 - 09/09/15 09:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah I imagine it would make for a rather akward moment, especially if she origionally failed to mention there would be a third head coming to this dinner, which it sounds like she did..

Whatever, count your blessings and move along..


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Re: LNC [Re: Sheekle]
    #22214594 - 09/09/15 10:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Howdy. Just chillin after a day at work. It was HOT AS FUCK today and humid. Kinda sucked being at work in the heat. Went over to a client's house after work to talk with him. He wants to pay me much more than what I make at my job (per hour I mean) to come over and do consulting work for him. He's an old ass dude who can't see very well and he just needs someone to come over and give instructions to his kid that he hires to do his landscaping and gardening. Wouldn't be a full time thing, just once a month or as often as I want, but I don't really have a lot of spare time that I like to give up. A little extra money and helping out a cool old dude who needs some help.

Now I'm chillin having bonghits and a beer. Next 2 days off. Was considering driving out to the desert again for star watching since it's almost the new moon, which makes for better star viewing. It's looking like there's a good chance it's gonna be cloudy though, so I may very well not go.


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Re: LNC [Re: Amanita86]
    #22214597 - 09/09/15 10:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Make love to D wuurrld and D wuurld will love you

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In chill mode
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Re: LNC [Re: Amanita86]
    #22214609 - 09/09/15 10:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i wasnt aware of any third head.

this all was like bam.

which i think she failed to tell the dude that i would be armed he seemed a little less confident when he saw the sidearm.

im scrambled like eggs right now..

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Re: LNC [Re: rackem]
    #22214624 - 09/09/15 10:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

So you promptly dipped right?


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Re: LNC [Re: rackem]
    #22214628 - 09/09/15 10:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah man, just cut those ties.. bigger and brighter lays ahead.  Fuck the bullshit.


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Re: LNC [Re: wigglewak]
    #22214633 - 09/09/15 10:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

no.. i paid for dinner. gave hugs and walked away.

i figured that was what a proper man would do, besides shoot up the place.  i didnt know he was baby daddy until the last couple bites.

he was introduced as a long time friend.


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Re: LNC [Re: rackem]
    #22214664 - 09/09/15 10:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Bummer man. At least you arnt her husband meeting ex boyfriends out to eat. So f'd up.


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Re: LNC [Re: wigglewak]
    #22214680 - 09/09/15 10:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

yeah.. i dont know exactly what the relationship is between those two.

i can honestly say i did love that woman. had ring and all. but mind blowing.

im going to go back to work now.

you guys have a good one.


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Re: LNC [Re: rackem]
    #22214699 - 09/09/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

That's fucked up dude. Women can be pretty thoughtless about that kind of thing.


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Re: LNC [Re: rackem]
    #22214714 - 09/09/15 10:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Salt in the wound.. she sounds like a special one.

Here's a story for you.  Kind of a 'get in the mind of a girl' kind of thing.

One of my best friends sisters had a boyfriend.  Long time boyfriend.  And long story short he ended up playing his cards right, and landed a job in D.C.  He broke up with her.  Fair enough right?

She immediatly started getting shit faced drunk.. going full bore.  And she 'attracted' this guy, probably the first guy who showed any interest, I dont know.  And she immediatly got pregnant.  Everyone in this house where we would hang out said on seperate occasions, in our own words, that its best if he doesnt come around anymore.  Hang out if you will, with her, but dont come around here..  lots of tense nights.  She had the baby, and got pregnant again. 

Once the baby count hit two, she made it a point to contact this guy who was now in D.C. working a job we would all take, and 'happen to bring up this "wonderful guy she met, and how her "family" is happening..all this bullshit..  this guy who fathered her kids had to disappear because he slapped her around and we were on the look out to fuck him up, solid..  some shit you dont walk away from, fuck him up..

In hindsight, all this drama was just her petty way of showing she didnt 'need' him and how much her life was 'sugar plums and fairies'..since he "abandoned" her...  see what I'm saying here?

Anyways, despite being bred by a couple of fucking idiots, the kids were cool, I had lots of fun watching them grow, and playing around, you know, they had no idea their parents were garbage... which is how I ended up being babysitter more often than not, because mom and dad weren't around.  So I'd play 'uncle'..

Anyways, you see what Im saying?  Its all horseshit... dont fall for the "I'll show him" act.

The best thing you did was remain civil, end with a hug, and go about your way in a peaceful manner.  If you would have shot that place up, she'd be relishing in that shit right now..


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Re: LNC [Re: rackem]
    #22214734 - 09/09/15 10:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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which i think she failed to tell the dude that i would be armed he seemed a little less confident when he saw the sidearm.



lol wtf? You bring guns to restaurants?


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Re: LNC [Re: rackem]
    #22214737 - 09/09/15 10:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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i figured that was what a proper man would do, besides shoot up the place. 



I think there's a difference between shooting someone you have beef with, and shooting a bunch of innocent people


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Re: LNC [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #22214738 - 09/09/15 10:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i am stoned out of my mind right now.  i just smoked a joint, a blunt, a pipe load with hash, and some hash oil out of a vape.  i drank some beer earlier and i'm coming down off the vyvanse i took earlier so i am chillen.


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Re: LNC [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #22214814 - 09/09/15 10:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

chilling, watching netflix and eating chicken strips.  gotta do an assignment in the am


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Re: LNC [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #22214912 - 09/09/15 11:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Hey alpha dawg! :cool:


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Re: LNC [Re: Niffla]
    #22215334 - 09/10/15 02:42 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Niffla said:
Okay so I'm watching this documentary on lion prides. And this pride of lions took down a really young elephant -- and they couldn't get to his jugular.

So they just started eating it while it was alive. Shit was ruthless. Wow. Felt awful for that elephant...but I guess the pride gotta eat.




yea man, those animal documentarys really make one appreciate being human, but it's like symbolism man, like that shit happens to people too, the youngins stray away from their parents/elders and end up getting eaten by the lions- metaphorically speaking.


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Re: LNC [Re: zZZz]
    #22215476 - 09/10/15 04:22 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Ghetto hood rats.


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Re: LNC [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
    #22215579 - 09/10/15 05:32 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Want to play some video games and read this Eldar Codex but I need to try to get some sleep. Woke up at 4am and just been smoking :joint: and on the shroomery and taking some :kratom:


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