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Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch * 1
    #22211556 - 09/09/15 10:29 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Your chance to post your favourite HRH's 'tube' moments.

Her Maj partakes of the Kava-Kava



and, of course>



Nah nah nah nAH

Come on, big 'er up my fellow  commonwealthians


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: deucedbi9]
    #22216467 - 09/10/15 11:22 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

deucedbi9 said:
Your chance to post your favourite HRH's 'tube' moments.

Her Maj partakes of the Kava-Kava



and, of course>



Nah nah nah nAH

Come on, big 'er up my fellow  commonwealthians





Really? Nobody here has fuck all to say, good or bad, about the most notable and longest serving head of state of any country for millennia?
A woman that has seen a dozen scum sucking lying piece of shit prime ministers and presidents along with several popes come and go? Wow.
:nonono:


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: deucedbi9]
    #22216497 - 09/10/15 11:29 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Long live the Queen


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: deucedbi9]
    #22216547 - 09/10/15 11:43 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The whole monarchy thing is pretty quaint


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: Patlal]
    #22217211 - 09/10/15 02:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Long live the Queen




In-fukin-deed>



And yes nicechrisman. Those of us that aren't republicunts are quaint as fuk.


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: deucedbi9]
    #22217418 - 09/10/15 03:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Dude, wtf are you talking about?


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: deucedbi9] * 1
    #22217444 - 09/10/15 03:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Go money-sucking figurehead that has not done a single notable thing in 80s years!


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: twighead] * 1
    #22217493 - 09/10/15 03:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: twighead]
    #22217601 - 09/10/15 04:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck!!

I knew it!


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: lowbrow]
    #22217816 - 09/10/15 05:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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 longest serving head of state of any country for millennia? 



That's not even true, brah.. Not even currently (there is a longer serving monarch currently alive and kicking as we speak)
Thailand

And likely dozens of others in the past 300 years.


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: shLong]
    #22217879 - 09/10/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

One thing I was told before I went to Thailand is you don't say shit about the king. If the topic comes up, it is best to tactfully avoid addressing it.


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22217883 - 09/10/15 05:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Why? Is he a big ol douche or something?


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: shLong]
    #22217884 - 09/10/15 05:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Just a very controversial topic


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22218125 - 09/10/15 06:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i wonder what  kind of blow job she would give


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: twighead]
    #22218458 - 09/10/15 07:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

 longest serving head of state of any country for millennia? 



That's not even true, brah.. Not even currently (there is a longer serving monarch currently alive and kicking as we speak)
Thailand

And likely dozens of others in the past 300 years.




I said "notable". I doubt you even knew where Thailand was or that it is a monarchy until you googled it.

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Go money-sucking figurehead that has not done a single notable thing in 80s years!




If this "money-sucking" you're  refering to is the civil list then the royal family costs us absolutly nothing. The monies received by the exchequer via the crown estate  duties to the treasury, pays more into the exchequer than it costs to run.

That doesen't even begin to address the value in trade and goodwill that the royal family drums up worldwide.

Anachronistic as it may seem, the monarchy do useful service for this country.
I wonder how many republicunt pricks, that like to mock the monarchy, will be working into their late eighties.


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: deucedbi9]
    #22218511 - 09/10/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Eat a dick, you queef... I've known that shit for over 20 years.


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: shLong]
    #22218567 - 09/10/15 08:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

most notable




Quote:


head of state of any country for millennia 




Also.. We must have a different definition of the word "any"


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: shLong]
    #22218571 - 09/10/15 08:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Srsly, who doesn't know where Thailand is? :rofl:

And @ deucedbi9 - The duties do -not- cover the costs of the crown, and the costs are much higher than 'advertized' by the British Govt. and are of course designed to not make your citizens mad about supporting a bunch of useless royals with hundreds of millions a year... The actual costs of which are estimated to be over 300 million a year.

It's not huge money by any means, but I think it's pretty fucking stupid these people get a free and very luxurious ride - exempt from all work - from your citizens just because of having special inbred blood :rofl:


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: twighead]
    #22218603 - 09/10/15 08:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

?
I've had family there since I was 12 or 13... I assume just about everyone knows the general whereabouts of the country.

The whole dont speak of the king thing is new to me, though.


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: shLong]
    #22218653 - 09/10/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

They all just love their king. You don't talk shit about him. Bringing him up won't get you in trouble, but you don't badmouth the guy unless you want to get bit.


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: EllisDSox]
    #22218658 - 09/10/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Sounds like a dare to me


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: shLong]
    #22218814 - 09/10/15 09:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

most notable




Quote:


head of state of any country for millennia 




Also.. We must have a different definition of the word "any"




Care to name any head of state more notable?


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: deucedbi9]
    #22218868 - 09/10/15 09:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Really? Nobody here has fuck all to say, good or bad, about the most notable and longest serving head of state of any country for millennia?
A woman that has seen a dozen scum sucking lying piece of shit prime ministers and presidents along with several popes come and go? Wow.
:nonono:




I never said there was one more notable...
You said head of state for any country.. I showed you where you were incorrect..
You replied "I said notable".
I replied showing you that you said "most notable" originally
(I was never disputing that (notability), I was showing you that your little fact wasn't correct)


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: deucedbi9]
    #22218882 - 09/10/15 09:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Not to mention the pretentious asswipe you made yourself out to be questioning the intelligence of people you don't know when it comes to geography


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: deucedbi9]
    #22218911 - 09/10/15 09:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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deucedbi9 said:
Quote:

shLong said:
Quote:

most notable




Quote:


head of state of any country for millennia 




Also.. We must have a different definition of the word "any"




Care to name any head of state more notable?



If notability is tied to how much you've actually done - than any leader is more notable :lol: Hell Obama was more notable when he was in the US Senate. There's nothing notable about your reign being nothing but flying around the world visiting formerly subjugated countries and taking pictures with their leaders.


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: shLong]
    #22219054 - 09/10/15 09:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Not to mention the pretentious asswipe you made yourself out to be questioning the intelligence of people you don't know when it comes to geography




May I suggest a little oil on your "asswipe" to help with your butthertedness.


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: deucedbi9]
    #22219063 - 09/10/15 10:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Butthurt? You're the one looking like a clown here, fella.


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: EllisDSox]
    #22219068 - 09/10/15 10:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

And there are also factions there who hate the king. This is why it's best to just avoid talk about him.


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22219074 - 09/10/15 10:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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And there are also factions there who hate the king. This is why it's best to just avoid talk about him.



Kind of like how we're not supposed to bring up Elvis amongst strangers here in the USA


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: shLong]
    #22219081 - 09/10/15 10:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I hate elvis!


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: shLong]
    #22219082 - 09/10/15 10:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: twighead]
    #22219085 - 09/10/15 10:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I hate elvis!



You lowlife piece of shit! :crankey:


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: shLong]
    #22219095 - 09/10/15 10:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Well maybe if he wrote any of his own songs, he'd get an ounce of the respect from me that he's been accorded by the world :snub:
King my ass!
He is the one who began this horrendous trend of pop singers not even making their own music :kingcrankey: x 2o0202043021041204101 1412412412


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: twighead]
    #22219106 - 09/10/15 10:10 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Now, tell me your thoughts on the King of Thailand :loldongs:


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: shLong]
    #22219118 - 09/10/15 10:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

He looks a lot sexier than Queen Elizabeth :highdog:


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: twighead]
    #22219127 - 09/10/15 10:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I wonder if he's inbred like the Queen or not... I'm gonna guess not.


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: shLong]
    #22219163 - 09/10/15 10:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

He's first cousin one removed of his wife - It's difficult in a sense not to inbreed for them, as they are forbidden to marry non-thai nationals and marrying plebians is a big no no... it would seem most of the royals are probably in his family :lol:


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: twighead]
    #22219193 - 09/10/15 10:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Well that sounds like it'll reach a major bottleneck soon.
Can there be a retarded king/queen if they're the only offspring?
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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: shLong]
    #22219214 - 09/10/15 10:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It's been the reality probably a lot more times than this wikipedia article has mentioned :lol:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mentally_ill_monarchs

A lot of times if its extreme enough almost all 'duties' would be taken over by a reagent however. It's the ones who are there enough to demand their rightful authority but insane enough to wreck havoc with it that are the best/worst :lol:

Hell Ivan the Terrible wasn't even considered 'mentally ill' but damn was he an insane motherfucker.


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: shLong] * 2
    #22219232 - 09/10/15 10:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Now, tell me your thoughts on the King of Thailand :loldongs:



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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: shLong]
    #22219829 - 09/11/15 01:52 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I wonder if he's inbred like the Queen or not... I'm gonna guess not.




Thankfuly the 'inbredidness' only shows up in HRH prince charles in the form of those tremendous ear lugs.
Of his offspring, there is of course, the ginger one...


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: deucedbi9]
    #22220316 - 09/11/15 06:15 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

That ginger one knows how to party from what I've seen.


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: shLong]
    #22220454 - 09/11/15 07:03 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Don't talk shit about the Thai king, man. They'll send eels straight up your bum.


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: EllisDSox]
    #22220598 - 09/11/15 07:52 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

2nd time this week I've seen you use the word "eel"


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: shLong]
    #22220640 - 09/11/15 08:03 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Forty fifth time I've noticed deficiencies in your powers of observation. I mention eels at least 400,000 times a day. I've actually met Queen Elizabeth, for real and she's incredibly boring but seems pretty humble for a person given masses of importance for no fucking reason.


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: EllisDSox]
    #22220682 - 09/11/15 08:15 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

No jokes.. Have you really? Why?


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: EllisDSox]
    #22220689 - 09/11/15 08:16 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

On a related note, if I said "lollipop man" would you know what I meant?


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: shLong]
    #22220726 - 09/11/15 08:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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No jokes.. Have you really? Why?




Genuinely, yes. A relative got an OBE and I had like 15 seconds speaking to her. She's far less of a bad person than anyone in such a position can be expected to be. The inside of Buckingham Palace is like a fucking Zelda dungeon. 10,000 identical things in a row but with all sorts of winds and turns apparently designed to throw you off. Without a guide you could probably starve to death in there.

But yeah, based on 14 year old memories, she was a perfectly decent person and seemed to find it kind of amusing that she had to knight people and shit, but I may have just been projecting my own views.

If by lollipop man/woman you meant the people who guide children across the road and have giant stop signs, I'd know exactly what you meant, but they're really rare now. If you meant something else, I don't have a clue.


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: EllisDSox]
    #22220733 - 09/11/15 08:29 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Hmmm..neat!

and yes, I meant (what we call) a crossing guard

you're so fucking British :lol:


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: shLong]
    #22221821 - 09/11/15 12:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:lol: Yeah buckingham/windsor are so complex and like 99% of the rooms are goofy ass vestigial rooms no one would ever use for anything, and each probably has about a million to 5 put into it. Some of the rooms are just completely obnoxiously gilded with gold :rofl:


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: deucedbi9]
    #22223156 - 09/11/15 05:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

ey yo, she needs to get the fuck off the thrown already


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: zZZz]
    #22223188 - 09/11/15 05:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

So.. When she dies what happens?
Charles and then William? And if both die, who is next? Harry or William's child?

And she has a husband, right?


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: zZZz]
    #22225979 - 09/12/15 07:21 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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That ginger one knows how to party from what I've seen.




lol. Yeah he has the freedom to party a little as he is not likely (sans some calamity) to have to ascend the throne.

If everyone in this country took their duties as seriously as the Queen, and her husband, the  Duke of Edinburgh, this country wouldn't be quite so far down the shitter as it is.


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: deucedbi9]
    #22226029 - 09/12/15 07:48 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

For the Canadian and British posters: In school did you sing "God Save The Queen" every morning?


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: Capers]
    #22226048 - 09/12/15 07:55 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Also, I once heard nobody actually owns land in Canada, rather they lease it from the queen..
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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: shLong] * 1
    #22226068 - 09/12/15 08:07 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Also, I once heard nobody actually owns land in Canada, rather they lease it from the queen..
Truth?




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Land ownership in Canada is held by governments, Native groups, corporations, and individuals. Canada is the second largest country in the world by area; at 9,093,507 km² or 3,511,085 mi² of land (and more if fresh water is included) it occupies more than 6% of the Earth's surface. Since Canada uses primarily English-derived common law, the holders of the land actually have land tenure (permission to hold land from the Crown) rather than absolute ownership



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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: Capers]
    #22226092 - 09/12/15 08:14 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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For the Canadian and British posters: In school did you sing "God Save The Queen" every morning?



Canada's national anthem is "O Canada," that's what's sung in the morning in schools (often they go through the whole thing twice, in English and French.) "God Save The Queen" was the official national anthem before 1980, not sure if they sang that in schools instead of or along with "O Canada."


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: Capers]
    #22226097 - 09/12/15 08:16 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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For the Canadian and British posters: In school did you sing "God Save The Queen" every morning?




When I was young we sang O Canada and said the Lord's Prayer.
When I got older, we stood and listened to an instrumental version of O Canada on the intercom.



Queen was just a face on money though.


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: Capers]
    #22226132 - 09/12/15 08:31 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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For the Canadian and British posters: In school did you sing "God Save The Queen" every morning?




Not in my part of the UK, England. We don't have any form of the 'pledge of allegiance' either.

They used to play the national anthem on the close of programming on BBC television broadcasts. I havn't had a television licence in over ten years... (more quaintness eh?) :grin:
so I don't know if they still do, or, if programming ever ends, I believe it's like 24/7 these days.

They do still play the national anthem on the BBC's  radio 4  before it goes over to the BBC world service  at 1am.


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: deucedbi9]
    #22226151 - 09/12/15 08:38 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

So what if the queen were to die, would God Save The Queen still be sung, or would it be changed to something about the King (Charles)?


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: shLong]
    #22226194 - 09/12/15 08:49 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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So what if the queen were to die, would God Save The Queen still be sung, or would it be changed to something about the King (Charles)?




Yeah. Unless Charles comes out of the closet and announces that he's a raving queen, it will become 'God Save The king'.
It would be fun though to sing, 'God Save our raving queen'. :rofl:


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: deucedbi9]
    #22226250 - 09/12/15 09:08 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:dj:


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: Capers]
    #22226362 - 09/12/15 09:43 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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For the Canadian and British posters: In school did you sing "God Save The Queen" every morning?




Lol. No.

Oh Canada and the damn prayer... They have removed the prayer. Thank god.


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #22226424 - 09/12/15 09:59 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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They have removed the prayer. Thank god .



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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: deucedbi9]
    #22227772 - 09/12/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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They used to play the national anthem on the close of programming on BBC television broadcasts. I havn't had a television licence in over ten years... (more quaintness eh?) :grin:
so I don't know if they still do, or, if programming ever ends, I believe it's like 24/7 these days.

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Tell us more of this license to watch television.  I have not heard about it before.


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: lowbrow]
    #22227860 - 09/12/15 04:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
    #22228232 - 09/12/15 05:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The licence-fee pays for a shit-load of advert free television, national and regional radio stations.


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    #22229836 - 09/13/15 02:38 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Can you still watch telly without it?


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Re: Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch [Re: lowbrow]
    #22229885 - 09/13/15 03:22 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

There's nothing stopping you from watching, but, until recently it was a criminal offence subject to a £1000 fine or imprisonment, rarely used, as a last resort, to watch without one.

Every two years I still get a letter from the 'Beeb' telling me to contact them to affirm that I don't require a licence. But they can obtain a search warrent to varify the fact.

I have a television but it hasn't ben 'plugged in' for over ten years, and wouldn't work if I did as the whole of British broadcasting went digital some time ago.

I can watch online as long as I don't watch 'live broadcasts'.
Slightly concerning is that on the odd occasion that I have clicked on a live broadcast you get this warning:
"Don't forget, to watch TV online as it's being broadcast, you still need to be covered by a TV Licence."
I thought they were tracking me via 'cookies' tracing my ip address and cross-referencing with their licence holder data-base. :tinfoil: I'm assured that that isn't the case.


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