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I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread)
    #22208625 - 09/08/15 06:19 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Hey everyone I just got fired today and it was my day off. Its just like the movie Friday except its not funny. Im finally free though and now I can focus on my creative works. Looking forward to having free time. Fuck corporate America! Anyone care to share the ridiculous things they've been fired for? I was fired because I wasn't notified of a schedule change and didn't show up today. Feel free to discuss the times you've quit and any bullshit work stories. I think this would be fun.


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: LiquidVisions]
    #22208637 - 09/08/15 06:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

your shift manager needs to be kicked in the stones.

i signed my exit papers with "mickey mouse" once.. but they had every right to can my ass, cause i moved to california and no called no showed until i went to go get my tools.


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: LiquidVisions] * 1
    #22208638 - 09/08/15 06:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Seems sketchy.. are you sure thats all that happened?

I lost a job once for showing up benzo blacked out.  I dont know if it was my day off, wrong time or what, I just vaguely remember being in the bosses office..  I say 'lost' the job because they technically never said you're fired and I technically never said I quit..  we just kind of stopped communicating.


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: Amanita86]
    #22208657 - 09/08/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Well they've done this to me a few times. It is a popular Mexican grill restaurant that has captured the love of white girls on social media. I had a lot of no call no shows due to the fact that they didn't acknowledge the calendar days that I took off two weeks before a schedule for those days were made. I even got a phone call on my vacation asking why i wasn't at work. They don't pay attention to the employees at all. I guess they felt like it was the last straw the crazy part is the lack of responsibility they take as managers in fear that it might affect their career.

Thats pretty crazy man. This dude i worked with lost his job where I work at for throwing up after snorting too much coke.


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: LiquidVisions] * 1
    #22208668 - 09/08/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Haha working at chipotle would've sucked anyway you can find something way better now OP :thumbup:


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22208674 - 09/08/15 06:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i got fired once for dropping paint on the floor from 3 states away


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: xpsprogamer]
    #22208677 - 09/08/15 06:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

wait, what?


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: rackem]
    #22208683 - 09/08/15 06:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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wait, what?




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Re: I just got fired! [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
    #22208685 - 09/08/15 06:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You're right man it really sucked. Made me unhappy but I didn't want them to have the last laugh I wanted to quit. If you're a guy and work at chipotle they'll bitch you and treat you like a retard. If you're a female they'll treat you like an extra retarded person and then the male managers will not stop sexually harassing you. Chipotle sucks major nutsack.


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: rackem]
    #22208696 - 09/08/15 06:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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your shift manager needs to be kicked in the stones.

i signed my exit papers with "mickey mouse" once.. but they had every right to can my ass, cause i moved to california and no called no showed until i went to go get my tools.



Well thats not too bad.
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wait, what?




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Re: I just got fired! [Re: LiquidVisions] * 1
    #22208698 - 09/08/15 06:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

well take this opportunity and go get a job in a real restaurant.

better tips there. just as much bullshit.


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: LiquidVisions]
    #22208705 - 09/08/15 06:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If someone tried to fire me over that I'd tell them they can't fire me. Then I'd go in for my next scheduled shift, and if they told me to go home I'd remind them they have to pay me for the shift. :shrug:

I live in a good country though.

Anyway, no wonder they fired you. You get fired and your reaction is "Look at all this free time I have!" How are you going to pay your parents rent with that attitude?


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: rackem]
    #22208710 - 09/08/15 06:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

yea on my weekend off i was visiting some friends and got a phone call saying i dropped paint on the floor and that i was no longer needed. the day before i got the call i was sitting in new jersey 3 states away from work. i was like good fuck you guys i hate working there n e ways.


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: xpsprogamer]
    #22208734 - 09/08/15 06:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

well i think that just about takes the cake for random stupid shit.

big corporation?


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: LiquidVisions]
    #22208742 - 09/08/15 06:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I got fired for unexcused absences (not just no call no show). They demanded a doctor's note proving I was being treated for insomnia, which I provided.

The issue is even though I was getting drugged up, I couldn't sleep, and they wouldn't allow me to work under the influence of my medication. :shrug: I had no way of knowing what day I would end up not being able to sleep, so I couldn't just plan ahead. Not taking them and not sleeping isn't an option. My sanity is more important than a shitty retail job, and if I don't take medicine I'll end up getting about 4 hours of sleep every other day or so. Over time that shit drives me literally nuts.

I was trying to change medicines, and they were aware of me going to the doctor every couple of days to get a new RX to find something that would work. I eventually found something, but not in time to keep my job.


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #22208757 - 09/08/15 06:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I quit at a restraunt onece by not showing up then calling very late and telling them i quit and they suck. And onece i called in to a retail store for like a week because i was getting way more money and more hours than i needed at my two other jobs, then they were about to fire me so i went in and told them i was going to start showing up so they didnt fire me, but then i changed my mind and never showed up


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #22208759 - 09/08/15 06:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Well I can always get another job. This place was really like a cult making us do chants and shit it was weird.


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: rackem]
    #22208762 - 09/08/15 06:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

yah after all the times you told them your vacations and called called in for work, you really should pretend you aren't fired and go in for a shift you aren't on just to fuck with them.  Pretend you weren't notified that u were fired.


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: LiquidVisions]
    #22208771 - 09/08/15 06:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Well I can always get another job. This place was really like a cult making us do chants and shit it was weird.




that apple place does that bullshit on birthdays, I think they know everyone hates it just so people don't try and get discounts or free cake or w/e on their birthday


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: LiquidVisions]
    #22208776 - 09/08/15 06:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Well I can always get another job. This place was really like a cult making us do chants and shit it was weird.



I worked at a pizza place when I was 16 and the boss liked to leave "Don't worry be happy" on repeat, for the whole shift. If it wasn't that it was Tom Jones.


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22208781 - 09/08/15 06:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

One time i took a bunch of mdma found my old uniform and went to work and started hanging with old co workers and customers like months after i quit


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #22208785 - 09/08/15 06:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah, those mean old bosses have no humanity. They fire you for little shit like not showing up, coming in zonked out of your gourd and other minor stuff. Like that makes any difference. They are all rich, they should let you go home and still get paid. Am I right?


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: Stonehenge]
    #22208792 - 09/08/15 06:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

they just fire people for no reason so they can hire little girl teenagers in there in hopes of getting laid


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: Stonehenge]
    #22208795 - 09/08/15 06:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Heard that :highfive:


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: Stonehenge]
    #22208802 - 09/08/15 06:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I sense sarcasm but sometimes they need to not give so much of a fuck I think. I was threatened even when I got people to cover for me cause they had fear of paying overtime. That is a cheap bastard in my opinion.


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: Stonehenge]
    #22208804 - 09/08/15 06:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

That is exactly what I just said. :rolleyes:


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #22208815 - 09/08/15 06:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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makaveli8x8 said:
yah after all the times you told them your vacations and called called in for work, you really should pretend you aren't fired and go in for a shift you aren't on just to fuck with them.  Pretend you weren't notified that u were fired.



Im seriously considering this. I'd be like George from Seinfeld.
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Well I can always get another job. This place was really like a cult making us do chants and shit it was weird.



I worked at a pizza place when I was 16 and the boss liked to leave "Don't worry be happy" on repeat, for the whole shift. If it wasn't that it was Tom Jones.



I like don't worry be happy and tom jones is cool. Its better than doing chants about high standards and being empowered.


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: Amanita86] * 2
    #22208818 - 09/08/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Well I got fired/quit my last serving job because I couldn't stand the management anymore. I was the best server there and they purposely kept giving me shitty sections and kept giving 18 year old  girls who just started all the good tables. I called them out on their shit and the manager was like "Don't talk to me like that, I don't like your tone. Why don't you go home for the night." I said "Cool", dropped all the plates I was holding on the floor and never came back.


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22208825 - 09/08/15 07:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: LiquidVisions] * 1
    #22208827 - 09/08/15 07:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Back in my Xanax phase, I came into work barred into oblivion one day. I was like 20 minutes late. Strolled in all slow and shit like I owned the place. My supervisor (and we had already hated each other) called me out. She came at me hard in the paint. Bitch was super pissed. Hell I think she was more furious about how nonchalant I was as opposed to me simply being late.

I told her to fuck off and get over it. I just kept walking.

5 minutes later I was fired.


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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: Niffla]
    #22208845 - 09/08/15 07:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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:lol:



Dude it felt so good hearing all that shit break and all my coworkers laughed their asses off


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She came at me hard in the paint. Bitch was super pissed.
5 minutes later I was fired.




:lolsy:


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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: LiquidVisions]
    #22209072 - 09/08/15 07:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Sarcasm? noooooo brotha, I really, truly, wish we could all stay home and get paid for not working. No lie. They are just being picky about coming in every day you are supposed to. You came in most days didn't you? Isn't that close enough? Go back and remind him you showed up many times and actually did some work most of those times. He may reconsider and give you your job back. And being stoned on the job is cool, they should simply give you easier work so you can enjoy your high. Am I right? Offer to share your dope with him and that should do it.


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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: Niffla]
    #22209077 - 09/08/15 07:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Well I got fired/quit my last serving job because I couldn't stand the management anymore. I was the best server there and they purposely kept giving me shitty sections and kept giving 18 year old  girls who just started all the good tables. I called them out on their shit and the manager was like "Don't talk to me like that, I don't like your tone. Why don't you go home for the night." I said "Cool", dropped all the plates I was holding on the floor and never came back.



That sir is some boss ass shit.
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Back in my Xanax phase, I came into work barred into oblivion one day. I was like 20 minutes late. Strolled in all slow and shit like I owned the place. My supervisor (and we had already hated each other) called me out. She came at me hard in the paint. Bitch was super pissed. Hell I think she was more furious about how nonchalant I was as opposed to me simply being late.

I told her to fuck off and get over it. I just kept walking.

5 minutes later I was fired.



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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: Stonehenge]
    #22209082 - 09/08/15 07:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Sarcasm? noooooo brotha, I really, truly, wish we could all stay home and get paid for not working. No lie. They are just being picky about coming in every day you are supposed to. You came in most days didn't you? Isn't that close enough? Go back and remind him you showed up many times and actually did some work most of those times. He may reconsider and give you your job back. And being stoned on the job is cool, they should simply give you easier work so you can enjoy your high. Am I right? Offer to share your dope with him and that should do it.



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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: LiquidVisions]
    #22209091 - 09/08/15 07:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

but he had to pay for the plates and lost his job reference amiright?  police maybe even called for domestic clomsyfinger violence?


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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: LiquidVisions]
    #22209094 - 09/08/15 07:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

>Why aren't you running this country!?

Thanks, more people should see it that way.


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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22209103 - 09/08/15 07:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I didn't need them as reference and I didn't pay for the plates :thumbup:


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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: Stonehenge]
    #22209109 - 09/08/15 07:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Sarcasm? noooooo brotha, I really, truly, wish we could all stay home and get paid for not working. No lie. They are just being picky about coming in every day you are supposed to. You came in most days didn't you? Isn't that close enough? Go back and remind him you showed up many times and actually did some work most of those times. He may reconsider and give you your job back. And being stoned on the job is cool, they should simply give you easier work so you can enjoy your high. Am I right? Offer to share your dope with him and that should do it.




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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: LiquidVisions]
    #22209415 - 09/08/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

that sucks Liquid. Being fired sucks ass. At least it was for a dumb reason.

I got "fired" sort of at a resturant. I was a bus boy. The co workers were cool, the supervisors were not.
one night, came to work, looked at my name on the schedule, wasnt there. They just took me off the schedule for no reason.

I remember just walking out the door, takiing a long walk on a rocky road, and thought about my shitty but kinda cool job i had.

Glad im not in the resturant business no more. tOo much drama.


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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 2
    #22209442 - 09/08/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Resturants suck dick once you're 23 yrs old.


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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #22209565 - 09/08/15 09:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

LogicaL Chaos said:
that sucks Liquid. Being fired sucks ass. At least it was for a dumb reason.

I got "fired" sort of at a resturant. I was a bus boy. The co workers were cool, the supervisors were not.
one night, came to work, looked at my name on the schedule, wasnt there. They just took me off the schedule for no reason.

I remember just walking out the door, takiing a long walk on a rocky road, and thought about my shitty but kinda cool job i had.

Glad im not in the resturant business no more. tOo much drama.



Sheesh man sounds a lot like my story except my manager told me "You don't work here anymore."


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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: LiquidVisions]
    #22209990 - 09/08/15 10:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

some dickhead put an order form on a rack instead of a box because it fell off so when I got yelled at I walked out
I was supposed to work there while the supervisor was gone, but that guy was a fucking dickhead too everytime he yelled at me I didn't pay attention a lot of other times he would try to take up a lot of time explaining shit and I would just block it out lol most of it could have been done with a couple of notes written down here and there...


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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: Konyap]
    #22209991 - 09/08/15 10:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i dont know about that.. i have many friends that are pulling 6 figures from waiting tables.


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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: rackem]
    #22210003 - 09/08/15 10:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

this guy at work left to go do that cuz he could afford his own apartment back in Tn. and not work half as hard


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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: rackem] * 1
    #22210074 - 09/08/15 11:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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i dont know about that.. i have many friends that are pulling 6 figures from waiting tables.




:woah:

You're shitting me, right? 100K plus annually from waiting tables?


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: makaveli8x8] * 1
    #22212249 - 09/09/15 01:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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they just fire people for no reason so they can hire little girl teenagers in there in hopes of getting laid



As Bill Burroughs likes to say, "wouldn't you?"


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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: Niffla]
    #22212265 - 09/09/15 01:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

rackem said:
i dont know about that.. i have many friends that are pulling 6 figures from waiting tables.




:woah:

You're shitting me, right? 100K plus annually from waiting tables?




Seriously they must be working at some place thats upscale as fuck and working like 80 hour weeks :lol:


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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22213418 - 09/09/15 05:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I worked a shitty minimum wage restaurant job for 5 years. I told the owner I graduated and got a job with my degree. I got scheduled a whole bunch in my last 2 weeks there anyways. Then on the last day I shook his hand as I left, he told me "good luck" ect., and I left.

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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: grower182]
    #22213435 - 09/09/15 05:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: grower182] * 1
    #22213472 - 09/09/15 05:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I worked a shitty minimum wage restaurant job for 5 years. I told the owner I graduated and got a job with my degree. I got scheduled a whole bunch in my last 2 weeks there anyways. Then on the last day I shook his hand as I left, he told me "good luck" ect., and I left.

Yup I'm hardcore.



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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #22213675 - 09/09/15 06:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22214103 - 09/09/15 08:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Looks kind of like a black Steve-O.


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