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Re: I just got fired! [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22208781 - 09/08/15 06:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

One time i took a bunch of mdma found my old uniform and went to work and started hanging with old co workers and customers like months after i quit


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #22208785 - 09/08/15 06:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah, those mean old bosses have no humanity. They fire you for little shit like not showing up, coming in zonked out of your gourd and other minor stuff. Like that makes any difference. They are all rich, they should let you go home and still get paid. Am I right?


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: Stonehenge]
    #22208792 - 09/08/15 06:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

they just fire people for no reason so they can hire little girl teenagers in there in hopes of getting laid


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: Stonehenge]
    #22208795 - 09/08/15 06:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Heard that :highfive:


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: Stonehenge]
    #22208802 - 09/08/15 06:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I sense sarcasm but sometimes they need to not give so much of a fuck I think. I was threatened even when I got people to cover for me cause they had fear of paying overtime. That is a cheap bastard in my opinion.


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: Stonehenge]
    #22208804 - 09/08/15 06:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

That is exactly what I just said. :rolleyes:


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #22208815 - 09/08/15 06:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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makaveli8x8 said:
yah after all the times you told them your vacations and called called in for work, you really should pretend you aren't fired and go in for a shift you aren't on just to fuck with them.  Pretend you weren't notified that u were fired.



Im seriously considering this. I'd be like George from Seinfeld.
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Well I can always get another job. This place was really like a cult making us do chants and shit it was weird.



I worked at a pizza place when I was 16 and the boss liked to leave "Don't worry be happy" on repeat, for the whole shift. If it wasn't that it was Tom Jones.



I like don't worry be happy and tom jones is cool. Its better than doing chants about high standards and being empowered.


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: Amanita86] * 2
    #22208818 - 09/08/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Well I got fired/quit my last serving job because I couldn't stand the management anymore. I was the best server there and they purposely kept giving me shitty sections and kept giving 18 year old  girls who just started all the good tables. I called them out on their shit and the manager was like "Don't talk to me like that, I don't like your tone. Why don't you go home for the night." I said "Cool", dropped all the plates I was holding on the floor and never came back.


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22208825 - 09/08/15 07:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: LiquidVisions] * 1
    #22208827 - 09/08/15 07:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Back in my Xanax phase, I came into work barred into oblivion one day. I was like 20 minutes late. Strolled in all slow and shit like I owned the place. My supervisor (and we had already hated each other) called me out. She came at me hard in the paint. Bitch was super pissed. Hell I think she was more furious about how nonchalant I was as opposed to me simply being late.

I told her to fuck off and get over it. I just kept walking.

5 minutes later I was fired.


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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: Niffla]
    #22208845 - 09/08/15 07:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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:lol:



Dude it felt so good hearing all that shit break and all my coworkers laughed their asses off


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She came at me hard in the paint. Bitch was super pissed.
5 minutes later I was fired.




:lolsy:


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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: LiquidVisions]
    #22209072 - 09/08/15 07:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Sarcasm? noooooo brotha, I really, truly, wish we could all stay home and get paid for not working. No lie. They are just being picky about coming in every day you are supposed to. You came in most days didn't you? Isn't that close enough? Go back and remind him you showed up many times and actually did some work most of those times. He may reconsider and give you your job back. And being stoned on the job is cool, they should simply give you easier work so you can enjoy your high. Am I right? Offer to share your dope with him and that should do it.


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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: Niffla]
    #22209077 - 09/08/15 07:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Well I got fired/quit my last serving job because I couldn't stand the management anymore. I was the best server there and they purposely kept giving me shitty sections and kept giving 18 year old  girls who just started all the good tables. I called them out on their shit and the manager was like "Don't talk to me like that, I don't like your tone. Why don't you go home for the night." I said "Cool", dropped all the plates I was holding on the floor and never came back.



That sir is some boss ass shit.
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Back in my Xanax phase, I came into work barred into oblivion one day. I was like 20 minutes late. Strolled in all slow and shit like I owned the place. My supervisor (and we had already hated each other) called me out. She came at me hard in the paint. Bitch was super pissed. Hell I think she was more furious about how nonchalant I was as opposed to me simply being late.

I told her to fuck off and get over it. I just kept walking.

5 minutes later I was fired.



Xanax the chemical key to giving zero fucks.


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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: Stonehenge]
    #22209082 - 09/08/15 07:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Sarcasm? noooooo brotha, I really, truly, wish we could all stay home and get paid for not working. No lie. They are just being picky about coming in every day you are supposed to. You came in most days didn't you? Isn't that close enough? Go back and remind him you showed up many times and actually did some work most of those times. He may reconsider and give you your job back. And being stoned on the job is cool, they should simply give you easier work so you can enjoy your high. Am I right? Offer to share your dope with him and that should do it.



Why aren't you running this country!?


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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: LiquidVisions]
    #22209091 - 09/08/15 07:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

but he had to pay for the plates and lost his job reference amiright?  police maybe even called for domestic clomsyfinger violence?


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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: LiquidVisions]
    #22209094 - 09/08/15 07:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

>Why aren't you running this country!?

Thanks, more people should see it that way.


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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22209103 - 09/08/15 07:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I didn't need them as reference and I didn't pay for the plates :thumbup:


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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: Stonehenge]
    #22209109 - 09/08/15 07:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Sarcasm? noooooo brotha, I really, truly, wish we could all stay home and get paid for not working. No lie. They are just being picky about coming in every day you are supposed to. You came in most days didn't you? Isn't that close enough? Go back and remind him you showed up many times and actually did some work most of those times. He may reconsider and give you your job back. And being stoned on the job is cool, they should simply give you easier work so you can enjoy your high. Am I right? Offer to share your dope with him and that should do it.




:aweshit:


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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: LiquidVisions]
    #22209415 - 09/08/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

that sucks Liquid. Being fired sucks ass. At least it was for a dumb reason.

I got "fired" sort of at a resturant. I was a bus boy. The co workers were cool, the supervisors were not.
one night, came to work, looked at my name on the schedule, wasnt there. They just took me off the schedule for no reason.

I remember just walking out the door, takiing a long walk on a rocky road, and thought about my shitty but kinda cool job i had.

Glad im not in the resturant business no more. tOo much drama.


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Re: I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread) [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 2
    #22209442 - 09/08/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Resturants suck dick once you're 23 yrs old.


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