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OfflineLiquidVisions
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I just got fired! (Aka Bullshit Work Stories Thread)
    #22208625 - 09/08/15 06:19 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Hey everyone I just got fired today and it was my day off. Its just like the movie Friday except its not funny. Im finally free though and now I can focus on my creative works. Looking forward to having free time. Fuck corporate America! Anyone care to share the ridiculous things they've been fired for? I was fired because I wasn't notified of a schedule change and didn't show up today. Feel free to discuss the times you've quit and any bullshit work stories. I think this would be fun.


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: LiquidVisions]
    #22208637 - 09/08/15 06:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

your shift manager needs to be kicked in the stones.

i signed my exit papers with "mickey mouse" once.. but they had every right to can my ass, cause i moved to california and no called no showed until i went to go get my tools.


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: LiquidVisions] * 1
    #22208638 - 09/08/15 06:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Seems sketchy.. are you sure thats all that happened?

I lost a job once for showing up benzo blacked out.  I dont know if it was my day off, wrong time or what, I just vaguely remember being in the bosses office..  I say 'lost' the job because they technically never said you're fired and I technically never said I quit..  we just kind of stopped communicating.


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: Amanita86]
    #22208657 - 09/08/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Well they've done this to me a few times. It is a popular Mexican grill restaurant that has captured the love of white girls on social media. I had a lot of no call no shows due to the fact that they didn't acknowledge the calendar days that I took off two weeks before a schedule for those days were made. I even got a phone call on my vacation asking why i wasn't at work. They don't pay attention to the employees at all. I guess they felt like it was the last straw the crazy part is the lack of responsibility they take as managers in fear that it might affect their career.

Thats pretty crazy man. This dude i worked with lost his job where I work at for throwing up after snorting too much coke.


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: LiquidVisions] * 1
    #22208668 - 09/08/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Haha working at chipotle would've sucked anyway you can find something way better now OP :thumbup:


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22208674 - 09/08/15 06:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i got fired once for dropping paint on the floor from 3 states away


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: xpsprogamer]
    #22208677 - 09/08/15 06:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

wait, what?


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: rackem]
    #22208683 - 09/08/15 06:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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rackem said:
wait, what?




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Re: I just got fired! [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
    #22208685 - 09/08/15 06:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You're right man it really sucked. Made me unhappy but I didn't want them to have the last laugh I wanted to quit. If you're a guy and work at chipotle they'll bitch you and treat you like a retard. If you're a female they'll treat you like an extra retarded person and then the male managers will not stop sexually harassing you. Chipotle sucks major nutsack.


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: rackem]
    #22208696 - 09/08/15 06:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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rackem said:
your shift manager needs to be kicked in the stones.

i signed my exit papers with "mickey mouse" once.. but they had every right to can my ass, cause i moved to california and no called no showed until i went to go get my tools.



Well thats not too bad.
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rackem said:

wait, what?




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Re: I just got fired! [Re: LiquidVisions] * 1
    #22208698 - 09/08/15 06:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

well take this opportunity and go get a job in a real restaurant.

better tips there. just as much bullshit.


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: LiquidVisions]
    #22208705 - 09/08/15 06:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If someone tried to fire me over that I'd tell them they can't fire me. Then I'd go in for my next scheduled shift, and if they told me to go home I'd remind them they have to pay me for the shift. :shrug:

I live in a good country though.

Anyway, no wonder they fired you. You get fired and your reaction is "Look at all this free time I have!" How are you going to pay your parents rent with that attitude?


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: rackem]
    #22208710 - 09/08/15 06:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

yea on my weekend off i was visiting some friends and got a phone call saying i dropped paint on the floor and that i was no longer needed. the day before i got the call i was sitting in new jersey 3 states away from work. i was like good fuck you guys i hate working there n e ways.


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: xpsprogamer]
    #22208734 - 09/08/15 06:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

well i think that just about takes the cake for random stupid shit.

big corporation?


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: LiquidVisions]
    #22208742 - 09/08/15 06:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I got fired for unexcused absences (not just no call no show). They demanded a doctor's note proving I was being treated for insomnia, which I provided.

The issue is even though I was getting drugged up, I couldn't sleep, and they wouldn't allow me to work under the influence of my medication. :shrug: I had no way of knowing what day I would end up not being able to sleep, so I couldn't just plan ahead. Not taking them and not sleeping isn't an option. My sanity is more important than a shitty retail job, and if I don't take medicine I'll end up getting about 4 hours of sleep every other day or so. Over time that shit drives me literally nuts.

I was trying to change medicines, and they were aware of me going to the doctor every couple of days to get a new RX to find something that would work. I eventually found something, but not in time to keep my job.


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #22208757 - 09/08/15 06:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I quit at a restraunt onece by not showing up then calling very late and telling them i quit and they suck. And onece i called in to a retail store for like a week because i was getting way more money and more hours than i needed at my two other jobs, then they were about to fire me so i went in and told them i was going to start showing up so they didnt fire me, but then i changed my mind and never showed up


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #22208759 - 09/08/15 06:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Well I can always get another job. This place was really like a cult making us do chants and shit it was weird.


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: rackem]
    #22208762 - 09/08/15 06:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

yah after all the times you told them your vacations and called called in for work, you really should pretend you aren't fired and go in for a shift you aren't on just to fuck with them.  Pretend you weren't notified that u were fired.


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: LiquidVisions]
    #22208771 - 09/08/15 06:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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LiquidVisions said:
Well I can always get another job. This place was really like a cult making us do chants and shit it was weird.




that apple place does that bullshit on birthdays, I think they know everyone hates it just so people don't try and get discounts or free cake or w/e on their birthday


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Re: I just got fired! [Re: LiquidVisions]
    #22208776 - 09/08/15 06:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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LiquidVisions said:
Well I can always get another job. This place was really like a cult making us do chants and shit it was weird.



I worked at a pizza place when I was 16 and the boss liked to leave "Don't worry be happy" on repeat, for the whole shift. If it wasn't that it was Tom Jones.


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