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Re: Feel like I'm a mouse walking into a mouse trap [Re: Sheekle]
    #22208535 - 09/08/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Proper english would help.  I wouldnt buy a car from a 14 year old either..  I wouldnt string you along either though.


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Re: Feel like I'm a mouse walking into a mouse trap [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22208538 - 09/08/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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you text like your john connor no problemoz?  shit id be scared to buy a car from someone that typed like that



I ain't a robot dude I dunno what to tell u


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Re: Feel like I'm a mouse walking into a mouse trap [Re: rackem]
    #22208545 - 09/08/15 06:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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it might behoove you to make a semi proper sentence.. shit like that will only get you people wasting your time.



What kind of sadistic psychopath would think to themselves, "man, this guy doesn't text me formally enough. I'm gonna purposely waste his time now."


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Re: Feel like I'm a mouse walking into a mouse trap [Re: Sheekle]
    #22208553 - 09/08/15 06:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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you actually text like that?? when your trying to sell something?

fuck dude.



How else am I supposed to text, like super formally? Am I supposed to wear a suit and tie as I text as well?



:ilold:

But honestly I probably wouldn't wanna buy anything from you either if you text like that. You sound like you're severely brain damaged


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Re: Feel like I'm a mouse walking into a mouse trap [Re: Sheekle]
    #22208558 - 09/08/15 06:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

you'll just attract idiots is all.

you have been trying to sell this car for how long? maybe trying something a little more tried and true might help you move that thing.


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Re: Feel like I'm a mouse walking into a mouse trap [Re: rackem]
    #22208566 - 09/08/15 06:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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you'll just attract idiots is all.

you have been trying to sell this car for how long? maybe trying something a little more tried and true might help you move that thing.



My Craigslist ad itself is in proper grammar, so however I text them is irrelevant to how I initially "attract" them.

What would you consider to be a more tried & true method?


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Re: Feel like I'm a mouse walking into a mouse trap [Re: Sheekle]
    #22208571 - 09/08/15 06:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
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rackem said:
it might behoove you to make a semi proper sentence.. shit like that will only get you people wasting your time.



What kind of sadistic psychopath would think to themselves, "man, this guy doesn't text me formally enough. I'm gonna purposely waste his time now."



The same type of sadistic psychopath that would assume if you cant handle a sentence, you probably cant handle proper car maintence either.


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Re: Feel like I'm a mouse walking into a mouse trap [Re: Sheekle]
    #22208573 - 09/08/15 06:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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makaveli8x8 said:
you text like your john connor no problemoz?  shit id be scared to buy a car from someone that typed like that



I ain't a robot dude I dunno what to tell u




dude even siri would but like what the fuck is this guy going on about


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Re: Feel like I'm a mouse walking into a mouse trap [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22208580 - 09/08/15 06:10 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
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makaveli8x8 said:
you text like your john connor no problemoz?  shit id be scared to buy a car from someone that typed like that



I ain't a robot dude I dunno what to tell u




dude even siri would but like what the fuck is this guy going on about



Pretty sure the idea that the way that I text is unusual or threatening is  not even remotely similar to anything that could even begin being considered the truth


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Re: Feel like I'm a mouse walking into a mouse trap [Re: rackem] * 3
    #22208583 - 09/08/15 06:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If some dude from Craigslist texted me like that, I'd steal the car and rape him in the back seat.


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Re: Feel like I'm a mouse walking into a mouse trap [Re: Sheekle]
    #22208584 - 09/08/15 06:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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What do you make of this very apologetic person?




People like this really exist, they go around and do this to everybody. Most of the time they even believe they can't help it. I know some of them.



Like, they go around pranking people by making up random scenarios or something?




The ones I know don't make it up, they almost literally fall from one such BS story into the other. They feel as if things are happening to them, and that they must always improvise. To the rest of the world it just seems they have lost all control over their actions. They don't have any ill will, they're just impossible.


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Re: Feel like I'm a mouse walking into a mouse trap [Re: Sheekle]
    #22208589 - 09/08/15 06:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

get rid of the and stuff and use some formal english..

what your doing there makes you look like a joke and/or perhaps even a scam.

sharpen your salesman skills up bro, you will find its easier to be taken seriously. specially when it comes to price.

if you and i even came close to me buying that car, i would offer you a hundred bucks and haggle the shit out of you until you caved.


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Re: Feel like I'm a mouse walking into a mouse trap [Re: Sheekle]
    #22208591 - 09/08/15 06:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

the way you text 'suggests' doesn't mean you are but it 'suggests' you have a child like mind/behavior and most likely don't take car of your care very well or wouldn't know where to begin.  John connor was good at hacking atm's however, so it might suggest you have a nice car audio system installed or at least upgraded from the factory stuff, is this correct?


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Re: Feel like I'm a mouse walking into a mouse trap [Re: shLong]
    #22208599 - 09/08/15 06:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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If some dude from Craigslist texted me like that, I'd steal the car and rape him in the back seat.



You would get a horse to rape them


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Re: Feel like I'm a mouse walking into a mouse trap [Re: shLong]
    #22208601 - 09/08/15 06:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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If some dude from Craigslist texted me like that, I'd steal the car and rape him in the back seat.



:lol:

Seriously they probably think he's some braindead idiot and are plotting to steal the car from him

But after seeing thousands of sheekle shit posts I'm not surprised he shit texts as well.

Its ingrained in his memory at this point


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Re: Feel like I'm a mouse walking into a mouse trap [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22208606 - 09/08/15 06:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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the way you text 'suggests' doesn't mean you are but it 'suggests' you have a child like mind/behavior and most likely don't take car of your care very well or wouldn't know where to begin.  John connor was good at hacking atm's however, so it might suggest you have a nice car audio system installed or at least upgraded from the factory stuff, is this correct?



If you had seen the CL ad you would see that it's very informative about the specific problems with the vehicle & includes all the new parts I've had replaced on it the past few years. You guys are fucking ridiculous.

I sincerely have trouble believing that you'd discredit my integrity because I use common slang when talking to strangers


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Re: Feel like I'm a mouse walking into a mouse trap [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 3
    #22208608 - 09/08/15 06:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Sklhrt, like fr,rl


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Re: Feel like I'm a mouse walking into a mouse trap [Re: Sheekle]
    #22208618 - 09/08/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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You guys are fucking ridiculous.




You're the one stuck with a shit whip you can't hock..


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Re: Feel like I'm a mouse walking into a mouse trap [Re: Sheekle]
    #22208619 - 09/08/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

nah sheek..
we are right. and we are trying to help you out.

why is it people always get pissed when people try to help people out on here?


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Re: Feel like I'm a mouse walking into a mouse trap [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #22208627 - 09/08/15 06:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

but no problemoz isn't common slang, it wasn't even common in the 90's when john connor said it, not even after he said it.  the only people who said it were the people trying to hard to be cool and everyone just looked at them funny even back then:shrug:

and in particular, slang is usually used to shorten words to make it quicker to say and use, that's why "problemoz" is so try hard, because it doesn't shorten the word


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