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Kush_Zombie
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Just blazed with my grandma
#22206771 - 09/08/15 11:25 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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GUYS I NEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD FUCKING HAPPEN
My grandma has been a police officer her whole life. From the time I was 14 (when I started smoking) till the time I turned 18 (legally became an adult) she has been ON MY ASS about weed. I remember one time she was talking to me saying weed could kill me. Well anyways, I'm 20 now and I asked her one time a while back (like a year ago) if she wanted to smoke with me and she said "If it wasn't for my job, I probably would." She just happened to quit her job recently and I just happened to be heading out of state soon so I thought I'd give it a shot and I asked her "Hey grandma, didn't you say you'd smoke with me if it wasn't for your job." And she just sort of looked at me for a second and took off her glasses and said "Yeah, I did." So I loaded a bowl and we just got through smoking together and it was FUCKING AWESOME!
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Re: Just blazed with my grandma [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#22206777 - 09/08/15 11:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Just blazed with my grandma [Re: Kush_Zombie] 1
#22206809 - 09/08/15 11:33 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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YOUVE TURNED YOUR GRANDMOTHER INTO A DRUG ADDICT.
WHY, KUSH ZOMBIE, WHY
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Kush_Zombie
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Re: Just blazed with my grandma [Re: JvF]
#22206813 - 09/08/15 11:33 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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lel
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Re: Just blazed with my grandma [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#22206923 - 09/08/15 12:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I fucking love finally blazing with older family haha. Smoking with my gma was so awesome lol. And the first time I smoked with my best friends parents was so awesome!! Lol I'll remember both of those times for the rest of my life
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Re: Just blazed with my grandma [Re: WyoMX]
#22206937 - 09/08/15 12:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Lol, straight out of a bowl? How did she behave?
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Re: Just blazed with my grandma [Re: WyoMX]
#22206945 - 09/08/15 12:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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WyoMX said: I fucking love finally blazing with older family haha. Smoking with my gma was so awesome lol. And the first time I smoked with my best friends parents was so awesome!! Lol I'll remember both of those times for the rest of my life
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Kush_Zombie
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Re: Just blazed with my grandma [Re: hayabuser]
#22206974 - 09/08/15 12:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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hayabuser said: Lol, straight out of a bowl? How did she behave?
There's this peace pipe I carved myself from a mesquite tree so I thought it was appropriate to use that. She did pretty well actually. It's some pretty nice dro (the strain is 'White Rhino'), she said it wasn't as harsh as it use to be when she had smoked it when she was younger and that she liked the taste of it. She stopped after 3 hits and said that she was good. The weed progressively gets stronger too so by the time we decided to head inside she told me that she felt great and that she was going to sleep really well and she's taking a nap right now lol
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Re: Just blazed with my grandma [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#22207029 - 09/08/15 12:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Plot twist: OP's grandma falls asleep and never wakes up.
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Re: Just blazed with my grandma [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#22207038 - 09/08/15 12:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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You knocked your G ma out
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Re: Just blazed with my grandma [Re: Kush_Zombie] 2
#22207066 - 09/08/15 12:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Kush_Zombie
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Re: Just blazed with my grandma [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#22207167 - 09/08/15 01:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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336 said:
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Kush_Zombie said: There's this peace pipe I carved myself from a mesquite tree
Yo I got to see this pipe. Pics?
You guys can check out my tattoo too lol



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Kush_Zombie
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Re: Just blazed with my grandma [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#22207199 - 09/08/15 01:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Honestly it only took like half a day. I had to cut it in half so that I could drill through it all and of course I used a drill to hollow out the pipe. It was a dead branch I saw on the tree and part of it looked like it had the potential to be made into a pipe... and then she was born
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Kush_Zombie
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Re: Just blazed with my grandma [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#22207221 - 09/08/15 01:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nah, I was going to make it into a carb but I thought it was cooler to just leave it how it was
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Re: Just blazed with my grandma [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#22207222 - 09/08/15 01:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Unfuck the world. 
I wouldn't get that tatoo just cause it looks bad to an employer.
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Kush_Zombie
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Bitter Cactus said: Unfuck the world. 
I wouldn't get that tatoo just cause it looks bad to an employer.
Lmao I knew someone was going to say something along the lines of this. I know, I know I'm doing organic farming though, I'm good. I wear long sleeve flannel shirts anyways.
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Re: Just blazed with my grandma [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#22207248 - 09/08/15 01:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Bitter Cactus said: Unfuck the world. 
I wouldn't get that tatoo just cause it looks bad to an employer.
Lmao I knew someone was going to say something along the lines of this. I know, I know I'm doing organic farming though, I'm good. I wear long sleeve flannel shirts anyways.
I just don't find it to be a witty or clever tattoo and now you have to wear a flannel shirt everywhere.
Do you regret it at all?
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Kush_Zombie
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Bitter Cactus said:
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Kush_Zombie said:
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Bitter Cactus said: Unfuck the world. 
I wouldn't get that tatoo just cause it looks bad to an employer.
Lmao I knew someone was going to say something along the lines of this. I know, I know I'm doing organic farming though, I'm good. I wear long sleeve flannel shirts anyways.
I just don't find it to be a witty or clever tattoo and now you have to wear a flannel shirt everywhere.
Do you regret it at all?
Not one bit. My flannel shirt is usually rolled up. Given the scenario I would feel the need to hide it though, it wouldn't be hard for me to roll down my sleeves.
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jahrastafareye
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How about funfuck the world? Its not too late.
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