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OfflineJanky Tits

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How would you prove?
    #22204347 - 09/07/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If you were accused of being :underage: on here

How would you prove that you are 18+?


The way I would prove that I'm 18 or over is by showing a picture of me at a local 18+ only nightclub that Koods has been too and is familiar with. Not to mention I've talked about going to that place a shitload of times and there is no way I can get in there without being 18.

How would you guys prove you are not underage?


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Re: How would you prove? [Re: Janky Tits] * 1
    #22204360 - 09/07/15 08:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

post my dick, if i was underage, you're all getting v&

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Re: How would you prove? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22204392 - 09/07/15 08:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'd take a picture of me on the porn site everyone is familiar with. If I'm on it, I gotta be 18, right?


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Re: How would you prove? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22204453 - 09/07/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Kinda like how kids sneak into 18 only clubs sometimes :smirk:


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: How would you prove? [Re: Janky Tits] * 1
    #22204462 - 09/07/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

This thread confirms OP is :underage:


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Re: How would you prove? [Re: Janky Tits] * 1
    #22204469 - 09/07/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Burden of proof isn't on me.


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Re: How would you prove? [Re: shadyy]
    #22204476 - 09/07/15 09:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

i hate liz said:
Burden of proof isn't on me.




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Re: How would you prove? [Re: D.M.T]
    #22204477 - 09/07/15 09:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

D.M.T said:
This thread confirms OP is :underage:



that was my thinking exactly. That OP is :rofl:


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Re: How would you prove? [Re: D.M.T]
    #22204493 - 09/07/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The key to not being is time + 5000 posts


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Re: How would you prove? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22204519 - 09/07/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'd show them my current high school Id proving to them that I am In fact :underage:  :whatyougonnado:


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OfflineJanky Tits

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Re: How would you prove? [Re: zZZz]
    #22205861 - 09/08/15 06:37 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:smugjerry:


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OfflineLucisM
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Re: How would you prove? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22205870 - 09/08/15 06:40 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I know a mod or two from other sites, and just being around the mushroom community for years, so I could have one of them vouch for me.

Fairly simple.:shrug:


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Re: How would you prove? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22206130 - 09/08/15 08:24 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Xplicit RelapzZ said:
If you were accused of being :underage: on here

How would you prove that you are 18+?


The way I would prove that I'm 18 or over is by showing a picture of me at a local 18+ only nightclub that Koods has been too and is familiar with. Not to mention I've talked about going to that place a shitload of times and there is no way I can get in there without being 18.

How would you guys prove you are not underage?




Now I'm suspicious. Why wouldn't you just show your ID? Showing a picture of you a club doesn't prove you're 18+. How can we be sure the picture is even of you.


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Re: How would you prove? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22206136 - 09/08/15 08:27 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I think if someone wanted me to prove I wasn't underage I just wouldn't care. I'd make a joke out of it instead of making a thread about how it hurts my feels that people would assume so.


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Re: How would you prove? [Re: koods]
    #22206154 - 09/08/15 08:32 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

Xplicit RelapzZ said:
If you were accused of being :underage: on here

How would you prove that you are 18+?


The way I would prove that I'm 18 or over is by showing a picture of me at a local 18+ only nightclub that Koods has been too and is familiar with. Not to mention I've talked about going to that place a shitload of times and there is no way I can get in there without being 18.

How would you guys prove you are not underage?




Now I'm suspicious. Why wouldn't you just show your ID? Showing a picture of you a club doesn't prove you're 18+. How can we be sure the picture is even of you.




How do we know its your ID?


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Re: How would you prove? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22206176 - 09/08/15 08:39 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm pretty sure OP is 18. He claims he is 19, but that would mean he was 19 when he graduated HS. Is that even allowed - having 19 year old adults in a school with 14 year olds. Plus he's having some issue with driving privileges.


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Re: How would you prove? [Re: koods]
    #22206181 - 09/08/15 08:41 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

OP looks about 16 in the pics he's posted, but hobbits are usually much older than they physically appear.


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OfflineJanky Tits

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Re: How would you prove? [Re: koods]
    #22206197 - 09/08/15 08:44 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm 18 koods. I don't recall claiming I was 19 anywhere? I might have put that as my birthday but I turned 18 back in December.


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Re: How would you prove? [Re: koods]
    #22206202 - 09/08/15 08:46 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
I'm pretty sure OP is 18. He claims he is 19, but that would mean he was 19 when he graduated HS. Is that even allowed - having 19 year old adults in a school with 14 year olds. Plus he's having some issue with driving privileges.



Never heard of the victory lap? Lots of people stay in school an extra year.

Or there's also the SUPER 12s.. which are people too stupid to pass high school on time.


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Re: How would you prove? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22206566 - 09/08/15 10:33 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i think 21 might be the oldest you can be and still go the highschool.


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Re: How would you prove? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #22206630 - 09/08/15 10:46 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You can't prove shit without posting a selfie with ur face next to your id. Like they do in those porn videos. Also you can usually tell the younger people by the lack of substance besides random weird posts.


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Re: How would you prove? [Re: Gorlax]
    #22206667 - 09/08/15 10:55 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

[mod edit: too many useless gremlins. no words]


Edited by koods (09/08/15 12:19 PM)


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Re: How would you prove? [Re: Love_spirit]
    #22206753 - 09/08/15 11:21 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm 20 now but I think I singed up before I was 18.

They can't do anything now though.


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Re: How would you prove? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22207567 - 09/08/15 02:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I lived in the DMV for 2 years and I'm your age. :eek:


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Re: How would you prove? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22207574 - 09/08/15 02:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Xplicit RelapzZ said:
If you were accused of being :underage: on here

How would you prove that you are 18+?


The way I would prove that I'm 18 or over is by showing a picture of me at a local 18+ only nightclub that Koods has been too and is familiar with. Not to mention I've talked about going to that place a shitload of times and there is no way I can get in there without being 18.

How would you guys prove you are not underage?




:feelsbannedman:


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Re: How would you prove? [Re: Beanhead]
    #22207592 - 09/08/15 02:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

tattoo my ballsack


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Re: How would you prove? [Re: Brown Buffalo]
    #22207675 - 09/08/15 02:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I would have to have signed up for this site when I was 9 to be underage.  Maybe i was a mushroom hunting, shroom tripping 4th grader.


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Re: How would you prove? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #22207730 - 09/08/15 02:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

OP joined underage


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Re: How would you prove? [Re: Sheekle]
    #22207790 - 09/08/15 02:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

So did you


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Re: How would you prove? [Re: hex_enduction]
    #22207886 - 09/08/15 03:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Well.. I guess you could write your user name on a piece of paper or a news paper that shows the day and date.

bring a camera. Let the bar tender know whats up. Order a beer and show the bartender your license to confirm it while recording. Drink the beer in front of him or her.

Maybe just a picture of your drinking the beer would work. Obviously you have to blur your face out in the video or picture!


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Re: How would you prove? [Re: Dr.Wongburger]
    #22207951 - 09/08/15 03:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I can't legally buy beer.


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Re: How would you prove? [Re: The Moose]
    #22207970 - 09/08/15 03:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

ahh I was under the assumption you were over 21. You can get Cigs tho!


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Re: How would you prove? [Re: The Moose]
    #22207991 - 09/08/15 03:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe you should record your self buying cigs, then blur the face out with adobe premiers or sumden mane Show a paper with your user name written on it..


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Re: How would you prove? [Re: zZZz]
    #22208013 - 09/08/15 03:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

zZZz said:
I'd show them my current high school Id proving to them that I am In fact :underage:  :whatyougonnado:



You don't have to go through all that. We believe you.


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Re: How would you prove? [Re: koods]
    #22208158 - 09/08/15 04:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
I'm pretty sure OP is 18. He claims he is 19, but that would mean he was 19 when he graduated HS. Is that even allowed - having 19 year old adults in a school with 14 year olds. Plus he's having some issue with driving privileges.




FWIW, when I was about 18 I decided to go back to high school. I had done homeschooling and later found the program wasn't recognized by my state, so technically I had only completed the 8th grade. I was supposed to enter into an accelerated program where I could graduate in 2 years instead of 4 (meaning I'd be 19 for the entire second school year). The only reason I again dropped out, is because they fucked up and I wasn't able to get into the accelerated program. I'd have to pay for my last 2 years of school because the state will only "pick up the tab" for people 20 and under. So by the last year of public high school I'd be 21.

Yes, it's allowed.

EDIT: Got the ages fucked up.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


Edited by Shroomslip (09/08/15 04:33 PM)


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Re: How would you prove? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22208162 - 09/08/15 04:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

tl;dr


prove it by not posting like a :underage::gayvirgin:


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