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Gotta get me a spiritual hoe
#22204173 - 09/07/15 08:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/22167055/page/1
After posting that thread I realized what I really need is a spiritual girl. How do I get one?
I am thinking about joining yoga classes
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Re: Gotta get me a spiritual hoe [Re: topdog82]
#22204290 - 09/07/15 08:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sober and spiritual? Church.
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Re: Gotta get me a spiritual hoe [Re: TopPmz]
#22204307 - 09/07/15 08:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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TopPmz said: Sober and spiritual? Church.
I realized sober isn't really possible. I guess "responsible" and spiritual would cut it
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Re: Gotta get me a spiritual hoe [Re: topdog82]
#22204356 - 09/07/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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topdog82 said: http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/22167055/page/1
After posting that thread I realized what I really need is a spiritual girl. How do I get one?
I am thinking about joining yoga classes
Word the fuck up. Yo I was thinking of the same shit. All these goddamn braindead materialistic hoes out here got a nigga tripping.
I was thinking of hitting up a psychedelic event like Lightning in a Bottle / Burning Man etc for some spiritualy psychedelic pussy; if you feel me. hahaha
 
http://www.spiritualsingles.com/
I found that through a google search. Lol. I feel I will get the other extreme. One of the ultra super hippies who dont shower and are obsessed with crystals. One of those people who have pushed the idea of "new age" to a whole new level Dont get it twisted. I am quite the hippie. But not that kind of hippie
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Re: Gotta get me a spiritual hoe [Re: topdog82]
#22204563 - 09/07/15 09:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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U want a hippie chick, a spiritual hoe would see right through ur intentions and you'd be denied the pussy before u even said hello.
Maybe Try hitting up the festies,
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Re: Gotta get me a spiritual hoe [Re: topdog82]
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I would say festivals but the spiritual women that trip are most likely going to be pretty big whores also
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Rebelutionsssss said: I would say festivals but the spiritual women that trip are most likely going to be pretty big whores also
This is my thought exactly. Im trying to avoid the hoes. Ironically, I am basically a male slut
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Re: Gotta get me a spiritual hoe [Re: topdog82]
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I thought I hit the jack pot with the last girl I was with because she was super cute, went to festivals, and took psychedelics but later I found out she was a major whore and probably was with another guy at the same time I was with her
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Rebelutionsssss said: I thought I hit the jack pot with the last girl I was with because she was super cute, went to festivals, and took psychedelics but later I found out she was a major whore and probably was with another guy at the same time I was with her 

whores are awesome. Just not when you are with them
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Re: Gotta get me a spiritual hoe [Re: topdog82]
#22204615 - 09/07/15 09:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Go to Sandras haywire. Holy bookshelves move frames of reference dust sunnyboy howdy falls ill gotten gains much respect from the hammer falls down in the rain. phone walls paper house stress balls of fire place the black pope of the hills fresh galore sandy beaches and more. teachers pet cobra is tied around the neck of a man. give back to back and velocity tops spinning round in the maze of houses and shops grieving jones. drive seasons drive me away to go. shame about the place to be born cold nuns of steel pull great worms from their homes inside stillborn children killing feathers flock down town houses shedding teeth and bones poorly light houses and hair for me.
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Re: Gotta get me a spiritual hoe [Re: muckamuck]
#22204633 - 09/07/15 09:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Look everyone, Bob Dylan is posting here!
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Yeah, no shit, taking drugs doesn't make a person spiritual.
And referring to a female as a hoe is very un-spiritual like.
You want a hoe that is spiritual?
You won't find her.
This thread is a gigantic paradox.
You suck.
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Re: Gotta get me a spiritual hoe [Re: cosmicg]
#22204645 - 09/07/15 09:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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cosmicg said: Yeah, no shit, taking drugs doesn't make a person spiritual.
And referring to a female as a hoe is very un-spiritual like.
You want a hoe that is spiritual?
You won't find her.
This thread is a gigantic paradox.
You suck.
Clearly I dont think women are whores and prostitutes. I respect the fuck out of them. Im basically a feminist. But I meant it in a joking type of way
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Re: Gotta get me a spiritual hoe [Re: topdog82]
#22204685 - 09/07/15 09:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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336 said: I don't think I'd mind going out with a legit ho as long as everything was out in the open. We'd have to come up with some kind of rules. lol
"listen hoe. You only fucking with ME. That pussy is MINE"
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Re: Gotta get me a spiritual hoe [Re: topdog82] 1
#22204735 - 09/07/15 09:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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336 said: Unless that otha nigga pay me top dollar for her ass. hahahaha jk
You're a sick fuck. And your post count is almost your SN
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Re: Gotta get me a spiritual hoe [Re: topdog82]
#22204742 - 09/07/15 09:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I wanna find a chick that's spiritual, but not rigid. Laid back, but not crude. Basically, I'm looking for a unicorn
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Re: Gotta get me a spiritual hoe [Re: The5thBeatle]
#22204746 - 09/07/15 09:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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The5thBeatle said: I wanna find a chick that's spiritual, but not rigid. Laid back, but not crude. Basically, I'm looking for a unicorn
or a tranny
Edited by Konyap (09/07/15 10:40 PM)
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I dated a hippy chick a long time ago and I considered her a whore. I guess it's part of the no rules, no limits matra of hippie chicks. It's basically saying that their pussy is up for the highest bid and you can't do jack about it.
She was sort of snobby and said she didn't need to shower often because it wasted water. Those hippy hipster chicks are a handful and not worth pursuing let someone else waste their time with em.
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Re: Gotta get me a spiritual hoe [Re: Konyap]
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The5thBeatle said: I wanna find a chick that's spiritual, but not rigid. Laid back, but not crude. Basically, I'm looking for a unicorn
or a tranny
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Re: Gotta get me a spiritual hoe [Re: Konyap]
#22204768 - 09/07/15 09:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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It's called Free Love.
"If we can share the women we can share the wine"
Sounds to me like you're trying to live a lifestyle that doesn't suit your true interests.
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Re: Gotta get me a spiritual hoe [Re: Konyap]
#22204781 - 09/07/15 09:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hmm.. no friggin way
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Bitter Cactus said: I dated a hippy chick a long time ago and I considered her a whore. I guess it's part of the no rules, no limits matra of hippie chicks. It's basically saying that their pussy is up for the highest bid and you can't do jack about it.
She was sort of snobby and said she didn't need to shower often because it wasted water. Those hippy hipster chicks are a handful and not worth pursuing let someone else waste their time with em.
Same.. whatever you do, don't fall for this type of female. No bueno
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Re: Gotta get me a spiritual hoe [Re: The5thBeatle]
#22204789 - 09/07/15 10:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Are there any females that regularly post here or just a bunch of pussy deprived shroom heads?
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Bitter Cactus said: I dated a hippy chick a long time ago and I considered her a whore. I guess it's part of the no rules, no limits matra of hippie chicks. It's basically saying that their pussy is up for the highest bid and you can't do jack about it.
She was sort of snobby and said she didn't need to shower often because it wasted water. Those hippy hipster chicks are a handful and not worth pursuing let someone else waste their time with em.
Word. The girl I was with didn't tell me she wasn't on the pill until after I already did the deed I think she was a in disguise
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Re: Gotta get me a spiritual hoe [Re: cosmicg]
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cosmicg said: It's called Free Love.
"If we can share the women we can share the wine"
Sounds to me like you're trying to live a lifestyle that doesn't suit your true interests.
calm down. I just wanted a girl who experienced a huge life transformation when discovering faiths of the east
Is that too much to ask? Jeez
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Bitter Cactus said: I dated a hippy chick a long time ago and I considered her a whore. I guess it's part of the no rules, no limits matra of hippie chicks. It's basically saying that their pussy is up for the highest bid and you can't do jack about it.
She was sort of snobby and said she didn't need to shower often because it wasted water. Those hippy hipster chicks are a handful and not worth pursuing let someone else waste their time with em.
Word. The girl I was with didn't tell me she wasn't on the pill until after I already did the deed I think she was a in disguise
Could you sue her for that?
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Re: Gotta get me a spiritual hoe [Re: topdog82] 2
#22204819 - 09/07/15 10:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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If she had anything besides grateful dead tapestries and bongs it might have been worth it. It was a really toxic relationship but I had fun because cute girls like that usually don't give me attention like she did. I'm working on another really cute down to earth girl. Wayyyyyy better hippy girl and I'm 99% sure she's not a whore
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Fuck hippy/ hipster chicks like that man.
Get a clean, nice, normal beautiful girl that is not into all those gross ideals hippy chicks are into.
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Anyone clinging to a subculture of any kind to that extent freaks me out.
I feel like they don't really know who they are so go and put themselves in these compartments so they feel like they know who they are and what they're about and as time goes on they turn into total caricatures and sometimes it doesn't even seem like there's anything beneath that mask. Of course, there is, but they're too scared and out of touch to even fathom it themselves.
Most people experience it as a teenager(I totally had a whole crisis when I was 17/18 because I fell out of a clique), a decent chunk of people don't mature past that kind of thing until they're much older, some never really outgrow it at all.
happy hunting op.
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Re: Gotta get me a spiritual hoe [Re: pirate-blues]
#22204869 - 09/07/15 10:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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That's definitely true.
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Re: Gotta get me a spiritual hoe [Re: pirate-blues]
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pirate-blues said: Anyone clinging to a subculture of any kind to that extent freaks me out.
I feel like they don't really know who they are so I go and put themselves in these compartments so they feel like they know who they are and what they're about and as time goes on they turn into total caricatures and sometimes it doesn't even seem like there's anything beneath that mask. Of course, there is, but they're too scared and out of touch to even fathom it themselves.
Most people experience it as a teenager(I totally had a whole crisis when I was 17/18 because I fell out of a clique), a decent chunk of people don't mature past that kind of thing until they're much older, some never really outgrow it at all.
happy hunting op.
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Re: Gotta get me a spiritual hoe [Re: topdog82]
#22205044 - 09/07/15 10:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hairy pits, hairy pussy and body odor grosses me the fuck out.
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Re: Gotta get me a spiritual hoe [Re: topdog82]
#22205096 - 09/07/15 11:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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lmao thread title had me rollin
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Re: Gotta get me a spiritual hoe [Re: topdog82]
#22205105 - 09/07/15 11:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Niffla said: lmao thread title had me rollin
Right? Shit's gangsta. hahaha
Im glad someone appreciates my stye of humor
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Re: Gotta get me a spiritual hoe [Re: The5thBeatle]
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I found my woman when I was working at a plant nursery. I was behind the counter and she walked in and we locked eyes and it was just boom, connection. Then as we were talking she got stung by a bee and I got to take the stinger out and rescue her. She says I'm her hero. Now we garden together. She loves smoking weed. She's got a sexy Ukranian accent and nice legs. She's even more into psychedelics than I am sometimes. I don't believe it. Talk about a unicorn.
Just spend your time where you feel really comfortable and you'll meet girls that like what you like.
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Amanita Ridehome said: I found my woman when I was working at a plant nursery. I was behind the counter and she walked in and we locked eyes and it was just boom, connection. Then as we were talking she got stung by a bee and I got to take the stinger out and rescue her. She says I'm her hero. Now we garden together. She loves smoking weed. She's got a sexy Ukranian accent and nice legs. She's even more into psychedelics than I am sometimes. I don't believe it. Talk about a unicorn.
Just spend your time where you feel really comfortable and you'll meet girls that like what you like.
Good advice mate!
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Amanita Ridehome said: I found my woman when I was working at a plant nursery. I was behind the counter and she walked in and we locked eyes and it was just boom, connection. Then as we were talking she got stung by a bee and I got to take the stinger out and rescue her. She says I'm her hero. Now we garden together. She loves smoking weed. She's got a sexy Ukranian accent and nice legs. She's even more into psychedelics than I am sometimes. I don't believe it. Talk about a unicorn.
Just spend your time where you feel really comfortable and you'll meet girls that like what you like.
You're lucky man, cherish that
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Amanita Ridehome said: I found my woman when I was working at a plant nursery. I was behind the counter and she walked in and we locked eyes and it was just boom, connection. Then as we were talking she got stung by a bee and I got to take the stinger out and rescue her. She says I'm her hero. Now we garden together. She loves smoking weed. She's got a sexy Ukranian accent and nice legs. She's even more into psychedelics than I am sometimes. I don't believe it. Talk about a unicorn.
Just spend your time where you feel really comfortable and you'll meet girls that like what you like.
You're lucky man, cherish that 
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Re: Gotta get me a spiritual hoe [Re: topdog82]
#22205216 - 09/07/15 11:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Then pour MDMA on your thang and go back for round two
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Re: Gotta get me a spiritual hoe [Re: topdog82]
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topdog82 said: http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/22167055/page/1
After posting that thread I realized what I really need is a spiritual girl. How do I get one?
I am thinking about joining yoga classes
Word the fuck up. Yo I was thinking of the same shit. All these goddamn braindead materialistic hoes out here got a nigga tripping.
I was thinking of hitting up a psychedelic event like Lightning in a Bottle / Burning Man etc for some spiritualy psychedelic pussy; if you feel me. hahaha
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