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OfflineRanOutOfWeed
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Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House?
    #22201000 - 09/07/15 08:42 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Are you a wimpy mangina that has no power in the relationship?

Don't lie.:takingnotes:


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201020 - 09/07/15 08:45 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm single so nah I don't let girls make me their man-servant


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201030 - 09/07/15 08:47 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Nope. She knows better than to try and control me. She tried in the beginning, but she learned I'll go out of my way to do what she says not to just to spite her and prove she has no control over me. That doesn't just apply to her, it basically applies to everyone. Ask me nicely or make a reasonable argument, I probably won't. Act domineering, I'm gonna do it just to show you don't control me. The only exception to this is the legal system. You gain nothing by trying (and try is all you will do, because they do own and control you).


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22201059 - 09/07/15 08:52 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
Ask me nicely or make a reasonable argument, I probably won't.



Ruthless man. Ruthless


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201070 - 09/07/15 08:56 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I won't, but my brother is a wimpy mangina.  I asked him if his wife keeps his testicles in a jar by the bed or in a purple velvet Crown Royal pouch.


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: HardTrippin]
    #22201077 - 09/07/15 08:58 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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HardTrippin said:
Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Ask me nicely or make a reasonable argument, I probably won't.



Ruthless man. Ruthless



:whatyougonnado:


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: ShroomerInTheRye] * 1
    #22201099 - 09/07/15 09:02 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I won't, but my brother is a wimpy mangina.  I asked him if his wife keeps his testicles in a jar by the bed or in a purple velvet Crown Royal pouch.




If she does, that's how you know she's classy.

I don't rule my man but I do rule the house but that's because it's what I'm good at. I used to feel kind of ashamed of how domestic I am but fuck it. Household management plus a full time job isn't easy and takes skill and dedication.


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: dionysiandame]
    #22201125 - 09/07/15 09:10 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I have a magical mangina...does that count for anything?

In other words, yes:frown: Somebody save me!!! Lol.

We try and keep the power in our relationship balanced though for real.


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Pariahprose]
    #22201129 - 09/07/15 09:13 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Recipe for disaster. Man up



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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22201164 - 09/07/15 09:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Nope. She knows better than to try and control me. She tried in the beginning, but she learned I'll go out of my way to do what she says not to just to spite her and prove she has no control over me. That doesn't just apply to her, it basically applies to everyone. Ask me nicely or make a reasonable argument, I probably won't. Act domineering, I'm gonna do it just to show you don't control me. The only exception to this is the legal system. You gain nothing by trying (and try is all you will do, because they do own and control you).



Sums it up for me as well. Can't stand when people tell me what to do.


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: hex_enduction]
    #22201233 - 09/07/15 09:47 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

What exactly do you mean OP?  Like does she make the decor choices in the household?  Because sure in that case.  Also, this is sort of a moot point; women give great pussy when they "run" things. :derfase:


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201244 - 09/07/15 09:50 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Mine used to.  But I broke too many of her rules, now I'm single:sad:


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: lowbrow]
    #22201251 - 09/07/15 09:52 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:bathtub40lol:

Lmao


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: lowbrow]
    #22201258 - 09/07/15 09:55 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Mine used to rule the house, but it was for the best. Somehow I lose all competence and foresight the moment I get home.

Case in point, I am single again, and my house has returned to it's natural state of ruin and chaos.


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Turtletotem] * 2
    #22201276 - 09/07/15 09:59 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201311 - 09/07/15 10:08 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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RanOutOfWeed said:
Are you a wimpy mangina that has no power in the relationship?

Don't lie.:takingnotes:




I don't hav a girlfriend, but I most definitely not be that guy. It goes directly against my personality.


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Patlal]
    #22201330 - 09/07/15 10:13 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:happyclaps:


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201354 - 09/07/15 10:25 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Nope

Me and my gf agree in everything we do and mediate the relationship equally


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22201360 - 09/07/15 10:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

That shit is doomed to fail. No good relationship exist without discord.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22201368 - 09/07/15 10:30 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Idk man :shrug:

We are so alike we don't fight over anything.

We agree on going to do something and we do it and we basically do everything almost the same so there is minimal conflict and it feels good. I guess we are just still in that stage were we are just so nice to each other and are in that puppy love phase.


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22201373 - 09/07/15 10:31 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Go out, have fun, hook up


When you quit courting your girl she's gona get nasty and bitchy. It's sad when dudes stay in relationships far after they've dissolved.


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201385 - 09/07/15 10:37 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If you actually care about her, you better hope that's the case :lol:

People who get along all the time do not tend to last long. The relationship grows boring pretty fast.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201441 - 09/07/15 10:53 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
Go out, have fun, hook up


When you quit courting your girl she's gona get nasty and bitchy. It's sad when dudes stay in relationships far after they've dissolved.



I've had my fair share of hooking up with girls and shit and that got boring way faster then a relationship did.

I actually care about this girl and enjoy all our time together. I think you guys might be overthinking it. My past relationships have had a lot of conflicts and it feels relieving to find someone who is so like me and who isn't ever at odds with me.


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22201461 - 09/07/15 10:57 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Xplicit RelapzZ said:

I actually care about this girl and enjoy all our time together. I think you guys might be overthinking it. My past relationships have had a lot of conflicts and it feels relieving to find someone who is so like me and who isn't ever at odds with me.




Sounds good to me :shrug:


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22201466 - 09/07/15 10:59 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You sound like a "nice guy"

I bet she's fucking other dudes.


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 1
    #22201470 - 09/07/15 11:01 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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RanOutOfWeed said:
You sound like a "nice guy"

I bet she's fucking other dudes.




You sound like a red pill swallowing kind of guy :lol:

I bet you're fucking other dudes :lol:


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22201493 - 09/07/15 11:08 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I've ruled over my wife since the day I met her. That's how it is supposed to be, IMO, but whatever, if other people think they're in a good relationship I won't say anything. :smirk:


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201505 - 09/07/15 11:11 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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RanOutOfWeed said:
You sound like a "nice guy"

I bet she's fucking other dudes.



Nah man, I'm definitively not a nice dude :lol: I'm not a douche bag either but I loathe those chivalry pussy whipped swag fags who let their bitches have them on a leash. Trust me my girlfriend doesn't do that kind of shit. She is way nice and it's not in her personality to do that.

OP you sound like you are either speaking from experience and are butthurt about what some girl did to you that you are generalizing that all girls are that way or you are just talking out your ass right now.

I'm not trying to diss you OP but what your saying sounds something someone younger than me would say.


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Turtletotem] * 2
    #22201512 - 09/07/15 11:13 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Women are the devil. Every. Single. One.

They all present themselves is various ways. Except when they really don't want you xD.

But yea, I've seen it all and tbh its pathetic. They can't even help it. It's in their programming. I will never let another one get close again. They feed off your energy.


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22201513 - 09/07/15 11:13 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm just fucking with you dude. Put your tampon back in.


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Shiithead]
    #22201516 - 09/07/15 11:14 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:bathtub40lol:


lmao. MGTOW brah


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201529 - 09/07/15 11:17 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Shiithead said:
Women are the devil. Every. Single. One.

They all present themselves is various ways. Except when they really don't want you xD.

But yea, I've seen it all and tbh its pathetic. They can't even help it. It's in their programming. I will never let another one get close again. They feed off your energy.




:lol: what the fuck :lol:

Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
I'm just fucking with you dude. Put your tampon back in.




Oh, I see. A tampon. As in, he's a girl. As in, lesser than a man?

RanOutOfWeed, you're so full of it man :lol:


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Shiithead]
    #22201531 - 09/07/15 11:18 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Shiithead said:
Women are the devil. Every. Single. One.

They all present themselves is various ways. Except when they really don't want you xD.

But yea, I've seen it all and tbh its pathetic. They can't even help it. It's in their programming. I will never let another one get close again. They feed off your energy.



False. You just have to listen to me & OP and take charge.


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201536 - 09/07/15 11:19 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah I kinda felt like you were.... you make these kinds of weird threads pretty often we're you literally sound so :underage: and sound like you are just shitting out ur mouth.  :shrug:

No worries OP I do the same shit all the time, we are basically shit post brothers


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22201541 - 09/07/15 11:21 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:super:


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: D.M.T]
    #22201546 - 09/07/15 11:22 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I've ruled over my wife since the day I met her. That's how it is supposed to be, IMO, but whatever, if other people think they're in a good relationship I won't say anything. :smirk:





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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201678 - 09/07/15 11:48 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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RanOutOfWeed said:
Are you a wimpy mangina that has no power in the relationship?

Don't lie.:takingnotes:




I try to be pretty tolerant to letting my GF have a say, and we make most decisions together.  She pretty much decides how the house looks, (but not on my balcony dammit!) and she collects my money to pay the bills with.(i might blow em off otherwise, i'm not terribly fiscally responsible).  If she ever gets too overbearing i just smash something to pieces, and she eases off.  Scared the shit out of her the first time i did that.  I'm normally pretty laid back you see, so it can be pretty startling when i take a metal clipboard and smash it to scrap against my knee while yelling "WILL. YOU. SHUT. THE FUCK. UP!?


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201682 - 09/07/15 11:49 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You have some serious insecurities over your own personal influence. All this 'beta' talk and shit. Christ, give it up, if you were so ALPHA you wouldn't be categorizing who you think is wimpy and all that. That's a sign of weakness. Whatever, as if either term has any meaning in our society.


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22201694 - 09/07/15 11:52 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It's also bullshit.
1. It is based on wolf pack dynamics, not on monkey hierarchies, which are generally in a constant state of flux.
2. It turned out that it's even bullshit for wolves, as it is only observed in wolves in captivity, but does not exist in the wild.

And that is why it is so funny when people talk like that :lol:


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 1
    #22201744 - 09/07/15 12:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

In most cases I support my wife in whatever she decides and let her make most of the plans and decisions, she decides what travel plans we make, she makes our
Financial budgets and her career takes precedence.

I do most of the housework and cleaning, and basically try to do as much as possible for Her.

I make the decisions regarding exercise and I am the fitness leader who decides what we do for workouts when and how often etc.

My wife is a brilliant , talented and phenomenally successful woman with an amazing career and amazing income . She had excellent organizational skills. It only makes sense for her to manage most of our planning, finances etc.

She is better at those things and my life benefits enormously from her skill in these areas.

But in our day to day life our relationship is very mutually supportive, we both do everything we can to help each other in every possible way and neither of us dominates or bosses around the other.

Because she makes so much more then I do it only makes sense that I try and do almost all the house and yard work and with her masters in business and commerce it only makes sense for her to do our taxes and budgets.


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22201766 - 09/07/15 12:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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It's also bullshit.
1. It is based on wolf pack dynamics, not on monkey hierarchies, which are generally in a constant state of flux.
2. It turned out that it's even bullshit for wolves, as it is only observed in wolves in captivity, but does not exist in the wild.

And that is why it is so funny when people talk like that :lol:



I look at it as more of a yin and yang kind of thing, not based on any sort of animal behavior.


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22201767 - 09/07/15 12:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:bathtub40lol:


I would love to see you get punished by your wife for not being the woman for once. Must be quite similar to a typical episode of eyerybody loves raymond


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201777 - 09/07/15 12:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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:bathtub40lol:


I would love to see you get punished by your wife for not being the woman for once. Must be quite similar to a typical episode of eyerybody loves raymond




LOL
:lol:

Sounds to me like he got a good thing going, but whatever. At least you are a real man, or at least a real piece of Japanese hardware pretending to be a man :wink:


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22201787 - 09/07/15 12:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:threadmonitor:


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201805 - 09/07/15 12:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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:happyclaps:




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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #22201811 - 09/07/15 12:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Moon you kind of sound like your wife's cheerleader.


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22201831 - 09/07/15 12:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Moonshoe is a writer. IIRC his wife is an architect or something like that. I might be thinking of someone else though.

The point is, they have found balance in their relationship and they are happy. It works for them. She obviously works a fair bit too so when it comes to work sometimes you have to compromise due to long or strange hours. Especially if you want as much quality time as possible.


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #22201844 - 09/07/15 12:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Rudy :makesmecry:


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201865 - 09/07/15 12:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Just jumped in to answer the question in the title of this thread.  Nobody "rules" in my home.  We all work together to make life enjoyable and comfortable for everyone in the family.


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22201867 - 09/07/15 12:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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In most cases I support my wife in whatever she decides and let her make most of the plans and decisions, she decides what travel plans we make, she makes our
Financial budgets and her career takes precedence.

I do most of the housework and cleaning, and basically try to do as much as possible for Her.

I make the decisions regarding exercise and I am the fitness leader who decides what we do for workouts when and how often etc.

My wife is a brilliant , talented and phenomenally successful woman with an amazing career and amazing income . She had excellent organizational skills. It only makes sense for her to manage most of our planning, finances etc.

She is better at those things and my life benefits enormously from her skill in these areas.

But in our day to day life our relationship is very mutually supportive, we both do everything we can to help each other in every possible way and neither of us dominates or bosses around the other.

Because she makes so much more then I do it only makes sense that I try and do almost all the house and yard work and with her masters in business and commerce it only makes sense for her to do our taxes and budgets.




This sounds awesome. When I marry again, I hope my SO and I can maintain this kind of balance. It's so obvious you both appreciate the other; the mutual contributions maintained to keep the relationship flowing smoothly. I got a lot of inspiration from reading your post.


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201879 - 09/07/15 12:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If thats your situation you ain't doing it right.




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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: dionysiandame]
    #22201881 - 09/07/15 12:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Thank you :japsmile:

You honor me.

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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201897 - 09/07/15 12:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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:bathtub40lol:


I would love to see you get punished by your wife for not being the woman for once. Must be quite similar to a typical episode of eyerybody loves raymond




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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201926 - 09/07/15 12:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yes.






....But to be fair I am my wife. And my girlfriend.


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22202424 - 09/07/15 02:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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:bathtub40lol:

Lmao


Thank God I read 3% man so I don't end up like the 2 guys above me





Did you just make this thread to make fun of people in a relationship?  Or in my case, out of one?

What's with the dickhead antagonistic vibe your throwing around?


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: lowbrow]
    #22202536 - 09/07/15 02:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I Once had my wife fuck me with a dildo.


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22202540 - 09/07/15 02:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I Once had my wife fuck me with a dildo.




That's pretty hardcore.


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22202705 - 09/07/15 03:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I Once had my wife fuck me with a dildo.




My SO and I made a wager surrounding the name of the van Scooby and the Gang used in Scooby Doo. He SWORE up and down it was Mystery Mobile. Was 100% sure I was dead wrong. So we made a bet, if he was right, he got to perform anal on me (which, doesn't require a bet but whatever. I guess he felt he was being super risque.) But if I won well...

Needless to say I was correct. It was Mystery Machine and I relationship-legally had the right to pound that ass like fresh Cassava root. But I declined.

I'm not taking a man's assginity based on incorrect knowledge of Scooby Doo trivia.


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: dionysiandame]
    #22202736 - 09/07/15 03:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Only once?


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