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OfflineRanOutOfWeed
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Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House?
    #22201000 - 09/07/15 08:42 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Are you a wimpy mangina that has no power in the relationship?

Don't lie.:takingnotes:


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201020 - 09/07/15 08:45 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm single so nah I don't let girls make me their man-servant


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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201030 - 09/07/15 08:47 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Nope. She knows better than to try and control me. She tried in the beginning, but she learned I'll go out of my way to do what she says not to just to spite her and prove she has no control over me. That doesn't just apply to her, it basically applies to everyone. Ask me nicely or make a reasonable argument, I probably won't. Act domineering, I'm gonna do it just to show you don't control me. The only exception to this is the legal system. You gain nothing by trying (and try is all you will do, because they do own and control you).


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22201059 - 09/07/15 08:52 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Ask me nicely or make a reasonable argument, I probably won't.



Ruthless man. Ruthless


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InvisibleShroomerInTheRye
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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201070 - 09/07/15 08:56 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I won't, but my brother is a wimpy mangina.  I asked him if his wife keeps his testicles in a jar by the bed or in a purple velvet Crown Royal pouch.


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: HardTrippin]
    #22201077 - 09/07/15 08:58 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

HardTrippin said:
Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Ask me nicely or make a reasonable argument, I probably won't.



Ruthless man. Ruthless



:whatyougonnado:


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: ShroomerInTheRye] * 1
    #22201099 - 09/07/15 09:02 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

ShroomerInTheRye said:
I won't, but my brother is a wimpy mangina.  I asked him if his wife keeps his testicles in a jar by the bed or in a purple velvet Crown Royal pouch.




If she does, that's how you know she's classy.

I don't rule my man but I do rule the house but that's because it's what I'm good at. I used to feel kind of ashamed of how domestic I am but fuck it. Household management plus a full time job isn't easy and takes skill and dedication.


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OfflinePariahprose
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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: dionysiandame]
    #22201125 - 09/07/15 09:10 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I have a magical mangina...does that count for anything?

In other words, yes:frown: Somebody save me!!! Lol.

We try and keep the power in our relationship balanced though for real.


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OfflineRanOutOfWeed
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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Pariahprose]
    #22201129 - 09/07/15 09:13 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Recipe for disaster. Man up



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Offlinehex_enduction
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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22201164 - 09/07/15 09:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Nope. She knows better than to try and control me. She tried in the beginning, but she learned I'll go out of my way to do what she says not to just to spite her and prove she has no control over me. That doesn't just apply to her, it basically applies to everyone. Ask me nicely or make a reasonable argument, I probably won't. Act domineering, I'm gonna do it just to show you don't control me. The only exception to this is the legal system. You gain nothing by trying (and try is all you will do, because they do own and control you).



Sums it up for me as well. Can't stand when people tell me what to do.


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Connoisseur said:
oh ive cried on drugs

sunshine said:
Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: hex_enduction]
    #22201233 - 09/07/15 09:47 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

What exactly do you mean OP?  Like does she make the decor choices in the household?  Because sure in that case.  Also, this is sort of a moot point; women give great pussy when they "run" things. :derfase:


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sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
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computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201244 - 09/07/15 09:50 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Mine used to.  But I broke too many of her rules, now I'm single:sad:


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: lowbrow]
    #22201251 - 09/07/15 09:52 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:bathtub40lol:

Lmao


Thank God I read 3% man so I don't end up like the 2 guys above me


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: lowbrow]
    #22201258 - 09/07/15 09:55 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Mine used to rule the house, but it was for the best. Somehow I lose all competence and foresight the moment I get home.

Case in point, I am single again, and my house has returned to it's natural state of ruin and chaos.


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Turtletotem] * 2
    #22201276 - 09/07/15 09:59 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:lolsy:


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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201311 - 09/07/15 10:08 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
Are you a wimpy mangina that has no power in the relationship?

Don't lie.:takingnotes:




I don't hav a girlfriend, but I most definitely not be that guy. It goes directly against my personality.


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Patlal]
    #22201330 - 09/07/15 10:13 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:happyclaps:


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201354 - 09/07/15 10:25 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Nope

Me and my gf agree in everything we do and mediate the relationship equally


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22201360 - 09/07/15 10:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

That shit is doomed to fail. No good relationship exist without discord.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Does Your Wife/ Girlfriend Rule Over You And Your House? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22201368 - 09/07/15 10:30 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Idk man :shrug:

We are so alike we don't fight over anything.

We agree on going to do something and we do it and we basically do everything almost the same so there is minimal conflict and it feels good. I guess we are just still in that stage were we are just so nice to each other and are in that puppy love phase.


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