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weird vibes from my ex
#22200536 - 09/07/15 03:17 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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sooo i just got back from hanging out with my ex.... we went into the town it totally felt like we were a couple. she was holding onto my arm while we were walking and when we got to her place we were laying together on her bed, pretty much spooning. then we went back into town for pizza, and it totally felt like a date. we spent the past like 10 hours together. and for the past like 4 hours we've been cuddling in her bed. idk even though i really enjoyed that, i'm damn confused now....
we dated for like a year and a half and we really loved each other, but i was really fucked up on drugs so she bounced. we both got accepted to humboldt and now we're here, living down the hall from each other. i definitely still have feelings for her because i can be myself around her and she's really awesome. i felt a connection between us tonight but idk what to do. part of me wants to talk to her, part of me just wants to keep quite and play it cool.
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I'm guessing she broke up with you.
So here's what you do: Don't blow it. Maybe she sees a change in you and wants to give it another go. All you have to do is simply not get strung out on shit like you have in the past. Up to you, what's more important to you? Her, or constantly getting shitfaced?
Whatever is going on or why, it would seem like she's wanting to rekindle things. Take it slow, but show definite interest. If she left you because of drug use, she's going to be wary and isn't going to want just rush into things. If this type of shit keeps up for a week or two, maybe it's time to broach the subject of where this is heading.
I dunno how long the two of you have been to school together. It's entirely possible she's just in an unfamiliar environment and you act as sort of a comfort blanket. It could be it all means nothing and she's just grasping onto something she knows for security.
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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: Shroomslip]
#22200544 - 09/07/15 03:30 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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i have thought of everything you just said. i've been clean for a while and i'm really clear headed now, it's awesome. i don't think she's using me for comfort like you said cause her roommate is from the same area as us. all 3 of us are really good friends, plus my ex isn't really the type to get anxious or anything. she loves it up here.
i think i'm just gonna chill out. i'm gonna see her tomorrow so we'll see how that goes. not gonna make any moves or anything, just gonna hang out with her like nothing happened.
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sanchothestoner said: i have thought of everything you just said. i've been clean for a while and i'm really clear headed now, it's awesome. i don't think she's using me for comfort like you said cause her roommate is from the same area as us. all 3 of us are really good friends, plus my ex isn't really the type to get anxious or anything. she loves it up here.
i think i'm just gonna chill out. i'm gonna see her tomorrow so we'll see how that goes. not gonna make any moves or anything, just gonna hang out with her like nothing happened.
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u spooned for 4 hours and couldn't get an erection? im sure she has gf's she can cuddle with, im almost positive if a girl spoons with you it means either she wants you to hit it or she wants to put a strapon on and hit you. it really depends on how u were cuddling, was she the top or bottom?
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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: koods] 1
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You should totally give it another shot.
Ask her what's up and say you are a new man and that last night made you feel a strong connection to her that has given him new insight on the relationship you both share. Be like "hey I really miss spending time with you and being together and last night was awesome and I wanna be a together again and make it work this time".
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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: Janky Tits]
#22201406 - 09/07/15 10:41 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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makaveli8x8 said: u spooned for 4 hours and couldn't get an erection? im sure she has gf's she can cuddle with, im almost positive if a girl spoons with you it means either she wants you to hit it or she wants to put a strapon on and hit you. it really depends on how u were cuddling, was she the top or bottom?
i wasn't trying to get an erection. i did try to kiss her but she said something like "not now this is just a cuddle sesh," and she had a big smile on her face but her like.... i know that smile, it means she's happy. and we cuddled a few different ways.... don't really know what you mean by top or bottom though....
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Xplicit RelapzZ said: You should totally give it another shot.
Ask her what's up and say you are a new man and that last night made you feel a strong connection to her that has given him new insight on the relationship you both share. Be like "hey I really miss spending time with you and being together and last night was awesome and I wanna be a together again and make it work this time".
this is precisely what i was gonna do. she can see that i've changed, i've seen it. the only thing is.... i've tried to get her back before but i was fucked up on drugs and really out of it, mentally. so i'm kind of hesitant to go for it again, but like it totally seems she's down or something. one of my friends said that he feels that whatever we had isn't over yet
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thats how it is with exes. until you completely move on and don't hang out ever again there will always be that physical pull, that inclination to touch, hold, bang. never dies, the desire never leaves.
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Hang out, have fun, hook up
DO NOT bring up being in a relationship. That's not your job, it's hers. And she was ready for sex but you were too beta to go for it.
Read 3% man dude. You're going to fuck it up I can already tell
Don't contact her constantly. Set a date with her once a week and leave it at that. If you constantly contact/ text her she's going to see that as needy behavior and dump you again.
Go about your life and your purpose and she will come to you if she's interested.
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RanOutOfWeed said: Hang out, have fun, hook up
DO NOT bring up being in a relationship. That's not your job, it's hers. And she was ready for sex but you were too beta to go for it.
Read 3% man dude. You're going to fuck it up I can already tell
Don't contact her constantly. Set a date with her once a week and leave it at that. If you constantly contact/ text her she's going to see that as needy behavior and dump you again.
Go about your life and your purpose and she will come to you if she's interested.
 I just came from another thread where I jokingly said you sound like a redpiller. Damn you're the gift that keeps on giving!
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RanOutOfWeed said: Hang out, have fun, hook up
DO NOT bring up being in a relationship. That's not your job, it's hers. And she was ready for sex but you were too beta to go for it.
Read 3% man dude. You're going to fuck it up I can already tell
no she was not ready for sex. she was on her period and i was leaning in for a kiss and she didn't want to.
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dude if she said not now this is just a cuddle sesh with a big smile on her face, that's a dead giveaway. Ride the wave man, u both know it's happening, and I guarantee you she's excited to be on the beginning of a long slow wave of love....but beware the waves all end up in the same place...called a relationship one way or another lol...but maybe yall will find some middle ground this time around
and by ride the wave I don't mean verbalize anything about it to her. That's what crashes the wave prematurely
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Bullshit dude. You just acted weak. You gota warm chicks up. 2 steps forward one step back. Rub her leg/ tits, whatever and if she stops you then just stop for a bit, talk, and then go back to it. Eventually she'll be gushing like a waterfall and you'll be deep inside her sugar walls
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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: berdinwall]
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How do you spoon her for four hours?
That's longer then a baseball game lol
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Do you not realize that OP and this girl have history?
And since when is it weak to respect a woman's desires and not force yourself upon her like a brute?
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Where did i say force yourself on her? Jesus christ you mangina types make me laugh on a daily.
Women have to be WARMED UP. If she says no but is still laying there then it means she's not ready YET, but if you keep WARMING HER UP she will be in no time.
It's basic stuff dude
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OhMrJohnson said: Do you not realize that OP and this girl have history?
And since when is it weak to respect a woman's desires and not force yourself upon her like a brute?
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She gave him a chance to fuck her for hours, but was too weak to go for it. OP missed out on some poon tang
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You remind me of a 15 year old kid in middle school trying to tell other kids how to get laid
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Yet it works and I've had many successful relationships because of it. Funny how that works 
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RanOutOfWeed said: She gave him a chance to fuck her for hours, but was too weak to go for it. OP missed out on some poon tang 
Do women actually act like that around you? Me, I just get a "let's fuck" signal. But I guess playing games and being all "alpha" is good too.
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Act like what? Like women? Giving signals that most dudes can't understand?
Women are women. They are predictable and easy to navigate with the right mindset.
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RanOutOfWeed said: She gave him a chance to fuck her for hours, but was too weak to go for it. OP missed out on some poon tang 
i made a move, she just wanted to cuddle. it was a fun time so i don't really care that i missed on some poon tang.
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Bitter Cactus said: How do you spoon her for four hours?
That's longer then a baseball game lol
idk we were like cuddlin and shit. we'd move around often.
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If a girl really wants to fuck it's not hard to make it happen
But if she just wants to cuddle and have intimacy without taking things to that level that's a whole other thing that immature toolbags can't seem to comprehend
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RanOutOfWeed said: Act like what? Like women? Giving signals that most dudes can't understand?
Women are women. They are predictable and easy to navigate with the right mindset.
haha, if you can't understand a simple non-verbal signal that a woman wants to go to your house with you, then no wonder you have such a weird point of view 
You act like you know some kind of cheat code 
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OhMrJohnson said: If a girl really wants to fuck it's not hard to make it happen
But if she just wants to cuddle and have intimacy without taking things to that level that's a whole other thing that immature toolbags can't seem to comprehend
Right?
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you are in fuckin humbolt? jelly been there once lots of chill people you are in dorms in a college don't get too caught up on her unless she is the so called one
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The only dudes that "cuddle" are betas cuz again, they're too weak to tap dat ass.
Cuddling= Women using dudes as an emotional tampon.
Congrats, you are on the same level as her kitten.
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OhMrJohnson said: Do you not realize that OP and this girl have history?
And since when is it weak to respect a woman's desires and not force yourself upon her like a brute?
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OhMrJohnson said: You remind me of a 15 year old kid in middle school trying to tell other kids how to get laid
might be an age thing, im all for getting it on but if you can't have a good cuddle session, i just don't know.
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RanOutOfWeed said: The only dudes that "cuddle" are betas cuz again, they're too weak to tap dat ass.
Cuddling= Women using dudes as an emotional tampon.
Congrats, you are on the same level as her kitten.[/quot
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RanOutOfWeed said: Cuddling= Women using dudes as an emotional tampon.

You don't like to cuddle dude? Seriously, don't talk like that's normal!
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RanOutOfWeed said: The only dudes that "cuddle" are betas cuz again, they're too weak to tap dat ass.
Cuddling= Women using dudes as an emotional tampon.
Congrats, you are on the same level as her kitten.
The fact that you generalize all women and act like you know exactly what they all want says a lot about the kind of person you are
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After I fuck her, maybe if I'm in the mood, then we fuck again. I aint gona sit there and cuddle for 5 hours when I could be sleeping or doing something productive.
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You're either a very feminine dude or a woman.
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OhMrJohnson said: The fact that you generalize all women and act like you know exactly what they all want says a lot about the kind of person you are
Yeah, he's some kind of weird alien that has cheat codes to "make them gush" and doesn't understand intimacy.
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RanOutOfWeed said: After I fuck her, maybe if I'm in the mood, then we fuck again. I aint gona sit there and cuddle for 5 hours when I could be sleeping or doing something productive.
You dynamo, you!  ROBOT MUST WORK! ROBOT MUST REChARGE! WhAT IS ThIS EMOTION YOU CALL LOVE?!!!
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RanOutOfWeed said: You're either a very feminine dude or a woman.
And so what if I am? Does that make you think you're better than me simply because you're more of a "man"?
You go ahead and keep banging skanks if that's what makes you happy, you do you and I'll do me
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Nemmies said: you are in fuckin humbolt? jelly been there once lots of chill people you are in dorms in a college don't get too caught up on her unless she is the so called one
i'm in the campus apartment at hsu. it's a pretty chill set up. she might be the one or whatever, i always thought she was 
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when yer watching moving it's not that hard to cuddle for a while
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RanOutOfWeed said: You're either a very feminine dude or a woman.
And so what if I am? Does that make you think you're better than me simply because you're more of a "man"?
You go ahead and keep banging skanks if that's what makes you happy, you do you and I'll do me
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INPUT: MAN NOT AShAMED OF BEhAVIOUR TRADITIONALLY SEEN AS FEMININE! OUTPUT: WhITE KNIGhT! WhITE KNIGhT!
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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: Turtletotem] 1
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It's funny how he considers normal human bonding activity such as cuddling or simply laying together to be too "beta" and "feminine" for his liking
Granted there are a whole lot of girls in the world who can't resist that kind of man but he can keep them as far as I care
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Laying around with a chick spooning for five hours is kind of lame tho.
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Bitter Cactus said: Laying around with a chick spooning for five hours is kind of lame tho. 
Depends, man.
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Nah I'm the kind of guy who loves all kinds of physical contact with a female no matter if it's full-out hot naked sex or simply laying on a bed fully clothed enjoying each other's warmth
But Mr. Alpha over here doesn't see it that way evidently he just needs to get his dick wet and doesn't care for all that submissive beta behavior
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Bitter Cactus said: Laying around with a chick spooning for five hours is kind of lame tho. 
Sorry was he spooning you?
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Yeah, he's some kind of weird alien that has cheat codes to "make them gush" and doesn't understand intimacy.
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Sound pretty desperate to settle for any form of human contact when what you really wanna do is TAP DAT ASS
Admit it bro
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RanOutOfWeed said: Sound pretty desperate to settle for any form of human contact when what you really wanna do is TAP DAT ASS
Admit it bro
Go pick yourself up a copy of 3% man and get back to me after you've ready it a couple times.
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RanOutOfWeed said: Sound pretty desperate to settle for any form of human contact when what you really wanna do is TAP DAT ASS
Admit it bro
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Nah what I really want is not to get my dick wet, what I really want is to find the perfect woman who can not only become my sexual lover but also my best friend, my second conscience in a way
That's the kind of relationship I desire and I don't expect to find it anytime soon but I am content to wait and let that happen naturally on its own, I am young and still have many years to find her
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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: Sheekle]
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I didn't know you PM'd, the thingy has been flashing for a week at least. I rarely check them with any consistency.
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Lmao. "the one" delusion. You been programmed by movies and TV
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I didn't expect you to understand
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Wow RanoutofWeed.... just wow. You're like the chick-whisperer. **sarcasm**
OP just go with it. Enjoy what's going on now. If in a week or two you're still spending majority of the day together having a good time, just ask where this is heading. But eventually she'll probably just kiss you first and... you know... Stuff'll happen.
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I'm curious, what qualifies as a "successful relationship" to you?
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OhMrJohnson said: Nah what I really want is not to get my dick wet, what I really want is to find the perfect woman who can not only become my sexual lover but also my best friend, my second conscience in a way
Sounds good to me 
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You do understand that we are not talking about a literally "the one", right? I've had relationships like that in te past, I'm sure I'll find 'em in te future, too.
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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: pachoo]
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If he does that I 100% guarantee she will cease contact with him
Asking "where we're going" is not his Job, it's hers when she feels comfortable and ready to be in a relationship
He needs to just hang out, have fun, and hook up and not bring up anything serious EVER.
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He might think the cuddle route is better long term..
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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: sun_spots]
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That she does all the house work while he drinks beer and yells at local dog walkers for allowing their dog to urinate on his grass.
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RanOutOfWeed said: If he does that I 100% guarantee she will cease contact with him
Asking "where we're going" is not his Job, it's hers when she feels comfortable and ready to be in a relationship
He needs to just hang out, have fun, and hook up and not bring up anything serious EVER.
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I'm at the point where I don't even care if I never get laid again
I have higher aspirations for myself than that, I'm not interested in wasting my life chasing tail when there are much more fulfilling ventures for me to pursue, I said this in another thread last night but I'll say it again, to me sex without love has no meaning, it is just an act of hedonistic pleasure which in itself isn't morally wrong, it's just not what I desire
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well i'll see how things go. gonna see her again soon.
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You can set your watch to this stuff dude
Seen it time and time again. I used to fuck up and do that shit until I learned what women respond to and then things became easy as fuck
Don't believe me? OP will be back here in a week or so after he mentions he wants a relationship wondering why she stopped "cuddling" with him and hanging out with him.
She'll give him the "let's just be friends speech", and he'll probably settle for that and continue cuddling and being her emotional tampon
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Dude they have a history. If it happens it happens. Why would he want to just bang and leave her if it was good and could be good again? Also, I pointed out that she probably will make the first move. She's probably gauging stuff like her emotions for him and if he's doing better now... which has already been pointed out. I'm not telling him to cry into her goddamn arms or anything. Begging on his knees for a second chance. He's already doing a good job by himself, he's having a good time hanging out with her.
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OhMrJohnson said: I'm at the point where I don't even care if I never get laid again
I have higher aspirations for myself than that, I'm not interested in wasting my life chasing tail when there are much more fulfilling ventures for me to pursue, I said this in another thread last night but I'll say it again, to me sex without love has no meaning, it is just an act of hedonistic pleasure which in itself isn't morally wrong, it's just not what I desire
Jesus Christ dude. That has to be the most beta thing I've ever read in my life. You remind me of this guy
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Well you remind me of a robot. Did I tell you that?
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Maybe he is interested in men and doesn't feel sexually attracted to his ex anymore?
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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: pachoo]
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And if she does friendzone him then whatever, he can just find another girl who will fuck him
You keep on stating the obvious like no one else knows it, any guy can go out and seduce a girl, is it really so hard to comprehend that some guys don't just think about sexing her up every time they look at a female?
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Go ahead and keep making an ass out of yourself trying to make fun of me, I think it's fucking hilarious
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so it seems like the general consensus is to just see what happens and not bring up anything serious or whatever?
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I see why you opted out of ratings. Also, answer my fucking question, fuck.
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sanchothestoner said: so it seems like the general consensus is to just see what happens and not bring up anything serious or whatever?
Just go with the flow man, enjoy each other's company and don't force anything, let things unfold naturally
And don't take RanOutOfWeed's advice unless you want to be a toolbag
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OhMrJohnson said: You keep on stating the obvious like no one else knows it, any guy can go out and seduce a girl, is it really so hard to comprehend that some guys don't just think about sexing her up every time they look at a female?
You know that film Dumbo? The crows gave him a magic feather so he could believe in himself, but of course it was just a trick to give Dumbo some confidence.
I bet you that RanOutOfWeed once had serious difficulty hooking up, until he read that RedPill bullshit. But like the feather, it wasn't the shit he read that made him desireable, but it did make him more confident, and that is wat attracted the skanks. 
It's okay RanOutOfWeed, I bet you're a really sweet guy deep down, a true nice guy that went after the wrong women in his youth. It's okay buddy, come here!  You're in a safe space, surrounded by friends and shitposters. Let it all out, man.
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I'm railing my wife every night. Dirty hot sweaty sex and she only wants more because I act like a man
...You just admitted you don't even use your pecker and don't want to unless you find "the one". lol
Who's advice should OP take?
hmmmm
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Who's advice should OP take?
Mine, of course.
@OP: don't sweat the small stuff.
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RanOutOfWeed said: I'm railing my wife every night. Dirty hot sweaty sex and she only wants more because I act like a man
...You just admitted you don't even use your pecker and don't want to unless you find "the one". lol
Who's advice should OP take?
hmmmm
Good for you bro
Bragging won't make me respect you so what you get laid every night, I could go to the bar and get laid right now if I felt like it, what are you trying to prove?
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sanchothestoner said: so it seems like the general consensus is to just see what happens and not bring up anything serious or whatever?
Just go with the flow man, enjoy each other's company and don't force anything, let things unfold naturally
And don't take RanOutOfWeed's advice unless you want to be a toolbag
QFT.
I think sometimes we want something so bad that we try to force it to happen while ignoring the obvious signs that the universe is providing for us. Let go of the illusion of control and just be open to whatever is happening organically. Que sera, sera.
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Yet you're sitting here arguing with me instead of having sex with women

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Bragging won't make me respect you so what you get laid every night, I could go to the bar and get laid right now if I felt like it, what are you trying to prove?
Don't play that game, man. It's beneath you.
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RanOutOfWeed said: Yet you're sitting here arguing with me instead of having sex with women


So are you..
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Turtletotem said:
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Bragging won't make me respect you so what you get laid every night, I could go to the bar and get laid right now if I felt like it, what are you trying to prove?
Don't play that game, man. It's beneath you.
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It's adorable when manginas stick together
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Bragging won't make me respect you so what you get laid every night, I could go to the bar and get laid right now if I felt like it, what are you trying to prove?
Don't play that game, man. It's beneath you.

Man, I love Star Trek. I'm gonna watch it right now.
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nothing run with banging bar chicks meaningless sex does get old at some point
you got married, your kinda proof of that
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RanOutOfWeed said: Yet you're sitting here arguing with me instead of having sex with women


Sex is seriously bottom tier life experience. It's not something to focus on, it's incredibly over rated. Some people think it's a good thing to take pride in making a game of convincing people to let you use their body for selfish ends. It's not moral, or honourable. It's the type of shit children ingrain within their heirarchy. "I can do this better than you, so I'm better than you." Sex should not be as important to an adult as you have shown it is for yourself.
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Very well put
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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: zappaisgod]
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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: thelanzii]
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Married, but not via contract with the state so they have say and if I get divorced she takes all my shit. Fuck that
Marriage is between Man, Woman, and God
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RanOutOfWeed said: I'm railing my wife every night. Dirty hot sweaty sex and she only wants more because I act like a man
...You just admitted you don't even use your pecker and don't want to unless you find "the one". lol
Who's advice should OP take?
hmmmm
Well considering that OP seems more interested in rekindling a relationship with his ex than TAPPING DAT ASS, Id say he should listen to OMJ and not you.
Your obsession with this so called alpha/beta dynamic is laughable and to me, it makes you come off as what you would probably consider a "beta". You act like a man? Its ok, theres nothing wrong with telling yourself that. Keep acting. I hope it works out for you. But real men don't think about TAPPING DAT ASS, they don't care about TAPPING DAT ASS, because they could be TAPPING DAT ASS but have many more important things to do. Keep thinking that you are an "alpha" and acting like what you think an "alpha" should act like if you want. But guess what, the first time your wife meets a real "alpha" thats remotely interested in her, its not gonna be your "beta" ass thats railing her that night.
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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: zappaisgod]
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Not up until the last 100 years
They've just found a way to make trillions on idiots that decide to get a state contract saying they're married.
Fuck the system
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Lmao.
The irony of this comment is astounding
As i said, if he's focused on a relationship instead of just having fun and hooking up (which will lead to a relationship anyways), he's going to fuck it up by seeming needy
He wants to posses her by locking her down to a relationship. She's going to run for the hills if she feels like she's losing her freedom
Sure she has some emotional attachment to OP, but he's fucked it up the first time around so now she's going to test the shit out of him(which she's already begun doing) and he's failing miserably by being her emotional tampon when what he really wanted to do was TAP DAT ASS!
You are straight lying to yourself if you are a guy pretending you don't wanna hook up with a hot chick, but rather be there for her like a man servant/ butler.
Get the fuck out of here.
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RanOutOfWeed said: Lmao.
The irony of this comment is astounding
As i said, if he's focused on a relationship instead of just having fun and hooking up (which will lead to a relationship anyways), he's going to fuck it up by seeming needy
He wants to posses her by locking her down to a relationship. She's going to run for the hills if she feels like she's losing her freedom
Sure she has some emotional attachment to OP, but he's fucked it up the first time around so now she's going to test the shit out of him(which she's already begun doing) and he's failing miserably by being her emotional tampon when what he really wanted to do was TAP DAT ASS!
You are straight lying to yourself if you are a guy pretending you don't wanna hook up with a hot chick, but rather be there for her like a man servant/ butler.
Get the fuck out of here.
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I don't see how I'm a robot by deciphering how women work and how men need to act
It's basic stuff dude
Are you a robot for knowing how to drive a car, or is it common knowledge that everyone should know?
OP is essentially driving with a blind fold on with his feet on the steering wheel, yet somehow when i tell him to take the blindfold off and use his hands, I am a robot....
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RanOutOfWeed said: Not up until the last 100 years
They've just found a way to make trillions on idiots that decide to get a state contract saying they're married.
Fuck the system
Based on your posting I would say you are more likely to get money fron your wife than she is from you. Also it is relevant to her or you being allowed to visit in the hospital make decisions and to collect survivor benefits.
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Is that what the binary looks like for you?
I call you a robot because you don't understand love, sex, human bonds and seem to operate on some kind of scripted program 
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RanOutOfWeed said: I don't see how I'm a robot by deciphering how women work and how men need to act
Because you classify things into categories like "how women work" and "how men need to act".
The type of women that I'm into wouldn't even give you the time of day. They'd laugh at you, walk away, and come over to my house for a BBQ and kinky psychedelic cuddle puddle.
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Quite the opposite. I understand it better than the majority of people 
I repeat what I know works. It works for me, my friends, friends friends, and so on.
It works for men, women, lesbians, etc
It's just tapping into how we work and using it to my advantage. If you want to drive with a blindfold on then be my guest, but when you crash over and over you'll have to take it off .
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Does a tree grow a certain way? If a tree tried to grow any other way it would wither and die.
Why fight human nature?
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You ever seen trees, mate? They grow however they damn well please. It's just that in urban environments they are made to grow a certain way and... hey...
Get it? Do you get it yet?
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No, they don't all grow a certain way. Some trees grow underground.
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Turtletotem said: You ever seen trees, mate? They grow however they damn well please.
No, mate, that's only the beta trees.
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That's where the best trees grow
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Point being women and men are a certain way and instinctively respond a certain way to certain things. You can set your watch to it once you understand
Clearly you don't WANT to get it, but rather try to refute everything I say. I get it though...You don't have the experience yet to understand what I'm saying, or the willingness to learn.
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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: empty space] 1
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Turtletotem said: You ever seen trees, mate? They grow however they damn well please.
No, mate, that's only the beta trees.
Alpha trees:

Beta trees:

Omega trees!
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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: zappaisgod]
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zappaisgod said: Marriage is a legal contract. Don't fool yourself. God has nothing to do with it
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RanOutOfWeed said: Point being women and men are a certain way and instinctively respond a certain way to certain things. You can set your watch to it once you understand
Clearly you don't WANT to get it, but rather try to refute everything I say. I get it though...You don't have the experience yet to understand what I'm saying, or the willingness to learn.
You're right, people don't actually have preferences.
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RanOutOfWeed said: Point being women and men are a certain way and instinctively respond a certain way to certain things. You can set your watch to it once you understand
Clearly you don't WANT to get it, but rather try to refute everything I say. I get it though...You don't have the experience yet to understand what I'm saying, or the willingness to learn.
I'm sorry I was busy finding weird tree pictures.
So you claim you know so much about human nature because you are more experienced then me?

I lived it, mate. You just read some gay books about being a man, but I fucking lived it, and am still living it!
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What's my comment have to do with preferences.
The tree comment, which you didn't get , was that all trees need water, sunlight, etc You're saying trees need the complete opposite, and they'll grow with the complete opposite
fool
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That omega tree is mind-blowing
I'm gonna make it my new phone background
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RanOutOfWeed said: What's my comment have to do with preferences.
The tree comment, which you didn't get , was that all trees need water, sunlight, etc You're saying trees need the complete opposite, and they'll grow with the complete opposite
fool
EASY There, MANBOT2000! Your analogy is silly, and if you give silly you should expect it in return.
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RanOutOfWeed said: What's my comment have to do with preferences.
The tree comment, which you didn't get , was that all trees need water, sunlight, etc You're saying trees need the complete opposite, and they'll grow with the complete opposite
fool
No, what myself and everyone else is saying is that you can't just generalize everything and expect to be right.
What does my comment have to do with preferences? That's pretty funny!
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RanOutOfWeed said: Not up until the last 100 years
They've just found a way to make trillions on idiots that decide to get a state contract saying they're married.
Fuck the system
Which observation is irrelevant
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RanOutOfWeed said: Clearly you don't WANT to get it, but rather try to refute everything I say. I get it though...You don't have the experience yet to understand what I'm saying, or the willingness to learn.
You dont know my experience, or any of our experiences for that matter. In my case, I actually have plenty of experience and I do understand what you are saying. On a very basic level, I agree with you -- in the sense that he's probably going to do a better job of nurturing the relationship if he focuses on being playful and having fun instead of focusing on locking down a relationship. With that being said, the format of your message is complete shit and I find myself sitting here wondering how in the world that you ever got married. Then I remember, all trees arent the same, and I probably would never want to climb the one you're sitting in.
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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: sun_spots]
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What was it?
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read?
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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: zappaisgod]
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Depends on your definition. When 2 people have grown up in a "normal" household where the parents stayed together and showed tons of affection to one another, which resulted in "normal" children instead of the typical nightmarish/ needy/ pathetic 99% of unhappy people you see on the street
They relationship isn't based on possessing one another, but sharing in each others completeness. Each person is totally fine being single and doesn't depend on the other for happiness
Their goals and values are aligned, and there is sexual polarity. The man acts like a man should and the woman acts like the woman should
Same thing applies to gay relationships, and if it's 2 men/ 2 women, 1 needs to act feminine while the other takes on the masculine role. Won't work too well otherwise. Can't fight nature
In a nutshell. That is my answer
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Never seen a healthy relationship where the man acts like a woman and the woman acts like a man. Both people are miserable unless they both have some fetish about it
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What exactly do you define as acting like a man and/or woman?
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Masculine and feminine is clearly defined by nature. If you don't understand It I can't really explain it to you.
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RanOutOfWeed said: Masculine and feminine is clearly defined by nature. If you don't understand It I can't really explain it to you.
Even though the deffinitions seem to change from culture to culture, but you know, keep drinking the cool aid, man.
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gender roles are pretty broad and vary from culture to culture
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I don't think you understand people at all.
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RanOutOfWeed, you've been had by snakesoil salesmen. Get it out of your system man.
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lol
If only you were on my level.
You and that other guy who claims he can get laid anytime he wants but prefers not to get his dick wet because he's waiting for the one
Probably faps to porn every day.
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Jerking off is preferable to porking a random chick you have no interest in who is going to haunt you. Ever see Fatal Attraction?
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Says the guy who claims he can get laid anytime he wants but is in a relationship. That's pretty beta dude, you're going to let some slut tell you who you can and can't fuck?
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RanOutOfWeed said: lol
If only you were on my level.
You and that other guy who claims he can get laid anytime he wants but prefers not to get his dick wet because he's waiting for the one
Probably faps to porn every day.
lol, I was on your level when I was, like, 17.
And I never said I can get laid every time. Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. That's life. I don't chase random skanks anymore, tho. Shit got too real two years ago, and I'm done with that shit now. I've got my life to build, you know? Doing the carreer thing, strenghtening my friendships and family bond, making connections with people, learning a trade and an art at the same time, focussing on the good in my life, and way too much birdwatching.
Go play with your toys mate.
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I'm not a cheater, and you've got the wrong idea about how I am.
I'm not a college/ douche/ bro type
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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: zappaisgod]
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Are you serious? If you could press a button and fuck a chick instead of jerking off, I guarantee you'd press it unless you are just that into the self lovin 
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RanOutOfWeed said: Are you serious? If you could press a button and fuck a chick instead of jerking off, I guarantee you'd press it unless you are just that into the self lovin 
lol
You do realise chicks are people with their own thoughts, emotions and agenda's, right?
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Had no idea man.
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I know you don't. You think you do, but everything you say points to you being completely ignorant. Or else you would have understood why a button that summons a random woman to fuck would be a terrible idea.
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RanOutOfWeed said: Are you serious? If you could press a button and fuck a chick instead of jerking off, I guarantee you'd press it unless you are just that into the self lovin 
lol
No. Do you know why men pay for hookers? It isn't for the sex. It is because they know they will leave when it is over.
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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: zappaisgod]
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zappaisgod said: No. Do you know why men pay for hookers? It isn't for the sex. It is because they know they will leave when it is over.
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RanOutOfWeed said: Had no idea man.
I know you don't. You think you do, but everything you say points to you being completely ignorant. Or else you would have understood why a button that summons a random woman to fuck would be a terrible idea.
                                                                                             
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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: zappaisgod]
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RanOutOfWeed said: Are you serious? If you could press a button and fuck a chick instead of jerking off, I guarantee you'd press it unless you are just that into the self lovin 
lol
I can. Its called Tindr. And I dont. I already get laid more than I desire to -- it often feels like Im wasting my time when I could have just as much fun and be 10x more productive doing drugs by myself.
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Ran out of weed I thought he was being a weenie for cuddling with the chick but let the dude do whatever he wants.
You are coming off as a total douche with this beta male thing.
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RanOutOfWeed said: Are you serious? If you could press a button and fuck a chick instead of jerking off, I guarantee you'd press it unless you are just that into the self lovin 
lol
I can. Its called Tindr. And I dont. I already get laid more than I desire to -- it often feels like Im wasting my time when I could have just as much fun and be 10x more productive doing drugs by myself.
Lol, yeah, Tinder. Damn that is one dark app.
And Ranoutofweed: You think I'm gay just because I can't deal with all the drama, insanity and dangers anymore? I'm getting older, bub. I'm not 19 anymore. Things change. But I'll DSYSB if you need me to.
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What drama? If you know what to look for you can easily find sex playmates that are drama free and chill as fuck.
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RanOutOfWeed said: What drama? If you know what to look for you can easily find sex playmates that are drama free and chill as fuck.
Let me be your hero child
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