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Turtletotem
Dutch Delight



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RanOutOfWeed, you've been had by snakesoil salesmen. Get it out of your system man.
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RanOutOfWeed
Sleepy



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lol
If only you were on my level.
You and that other guy who claims he can get laid anytime he wants but prefers not to get his dick wet because he's waiting for the one
Probably faps to porn every day.
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zappaisgod
horrid asshole


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Jerking off is preferable to porking a random chick you have no interest in who is going to haunt you. Ever see Fatal Attraction?
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



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Says the guy who claims he can get laid anytime he wants but is in a relationship. That's pretty beta dude, you're going to let some slut tell you who you can and can't fuck?
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Turtletotem
Dutch Delight



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Quote:
RanOutOfWeed said: lol
If only you were on my level.
You and that other guy who claims he can get laid anytime he wants but prefers not to get his dick wet because he's waiting for the one
Probably faps to porn every day.
lol, I was on your level when I was, like, 17.
And I never said I can get laid every time. Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. That's life. I don't chase random skanks anymore, tho. Shit got too real two years ago, and I'm done with that shit now. I've got my life to build, you know? Doing the carreer thing, strenghtening my friendships and family bond, making connections with people, learning a trade and an art at the same time, focussing on the good in my life, and way too much birdwatching.
Go play with your toys mate.
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RanOutOfWeed
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I'm not a cheater, and you've got the wrong idea about how I am.
I'm not a college/ douche/ bro type
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RanOutOfWeed
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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: zappaisgod]
#22202497 - 09/07/15 02:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Are you serious? If you could press a button and fuck a chick instead of jerking off, I guarantee you'd press it unless you are just that into the self lovin 
lol
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Turtletotem
Dutch Delight



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RanOutOfWeed said: Are you serious? If you could press a button and fuck a chick instead of jerking off, I guarantee you'd press it unless you are just that into the self lovin 
lol
You do realise chicks are people with their own thoughts, emotions and agenda's, right?
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RanOutOfWeed
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Had no idea man.
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Turtletotem
Dutch Delight



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RanOutOfWeed said: Had no idea man.
I know you don't. You think you do, but everything you say points to you being completely ignorant. Or else you would have understood why a button that summons a random woman to fuck would be a terrible idea.
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zappaisgod
horrid asshole


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RanOutOfWeed said: Are you serious? If you could press a button and fuck a chick instead of jerking off, I guarantee you'd press it unless you are just that into the self lovin 
lol
No. Do you know why men pay for hookers? It isn't for the sex. It is because they know they will leave when it is over.
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Turtletotem
Dutch Delight



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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: zappaisgod]
#22202535 - 09/07/15 02:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: No. Do you know why men pay for hookers? It isn't for the sex. It is because they know they will leave when it is over.
Boom.
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RanOutOfWeed
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Turtletotem said:
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RanOutOfWeed said: Had no idea man.
I know you don't. You think you do, but everything you say points to you being completely ignorant. Or else you would have understood why a button that summons a random woman to fuck would be a terrible idea.
                                                                                             
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empty space
the void


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: zappaisgod]
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RanOutOfWeed said: Are you serious? If you could press a button and fuck a chick instead of jerking off, I guarantee you'd press it unless you are just that into the self lovin 
lol
I can. Its called Tindr. And I dont. I already get laid more than I desire to -- it often feels like Im wasting my time when I could have just as much fun and be 10x more productive doing drugs by myself.
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Bitter Cactus
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Ran out of weed I thought he was being a weenie for cuddling with the chick but let the dude do whatever he wants.
You are coming off as a total douche with this beta male thing.
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Turtletotem
Dutch Delight



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Quote:
empty space said:
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RanOutOfWeed said: Are you serious? If you could press a button and fuck a chick instead of jerking off, I guarantee you'd press it unless you are just that into the self lovin 
lol
I can. Its called Tindr. And I dont. I already get laid more than I desire to -- it often feels like Im wasting my time when I could have just as much fun and be 10x more productive doing drugs by myself.
Lol, yeah, Tinder. Damn that is one dark app.
And Ranoutofweed: You think I'm gay just because I can't deal with all the drama, insanity and dangers anymore? I'm getting older, bub. I'm not 19 anymore. Things change. But I'll DSYSB if you need me to.
I can be your hero.
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RanOutOfWeed
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What drama? If you know what to look for you can easily find sex playmates that are drama free and chill as fuck.
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Turtletotem
Dutch Delight



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RanOutOfWeed said: What drama? If you know what to look for you can easily find sex playmates that are drama free and chill as fuck.
Let me be your hero child
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RanOutOfWeed
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