Home | Community | Message Board


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Original Sensible Seeds Shop: Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds, Bulk Cannabis Seeds, Feminized Cannabis Seeds, High THC Strains

Jump to first unread post Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8  [ show all ]
OfflineTurtletotem
Dutch Delight
 User Gallery


Registered: 09/02/13
Posts: 3,763
Last seen: 4 years, 11 months
Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22202456 - 09/07/15 02:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

RanOutOfWeed, you've been had by snakesoil salesmen. Get it out of your system man.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRanOutOfWeed
Sleepy
 User Gallery


Registered: 12/29/13
Posts: 2,975
Last seen: 7 years, 9 months
Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22202468 - 09/07/15 02:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

lol



If only you were on my level.


You and that other guy who claims he can get laid anytime he wants but prefers not to get his dick wet because he's waiting for the one

Probably faps to porn every day.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinezappaisgod
horrid asshole


Registered: 02/11/04
Posts: 81,741
Loc: Fractallife's gym
Last seen: 7 years, 7 months
Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 2
    #22202475 - 09/07/15 02:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Jerking off is preferable to porking a random chick you have no interest in who is going to haunt you.  Ever see Fatal Attraction?


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblelarry.fisherman
shoulda died already
I'm a teapot


Registered: 11/03/12
Posts: 36,294
Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 1
    #22202478 - 09/07/15 02:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Says the guy who claims he can get laid anytime he wants but is in a relationship. That's pretty beta dude, you're going to let some slut tell you who you can and can't fuck?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTurtletotem
Dutch Delight
 User Gallery


Registered: 09/02/13
Posts: 3,763
Last seen: 4 years, 11 months
Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22202484 - 09/07/15 02:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
lol



If only you were on my level.


You and that other guy who claims he can get laid anytime he wants but prefers not to get his dick wet because he's waiting for the one

Probably faps to porn every day.




lol, I was on your level when I was, like, 17.

And I never said I can get laid every time.
Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. That's life.
I don't chase random skanks anymore, tho. Shit got too real two years ago, and I'm done with that shit now.
I've got my life to build, you know? Doing the carreer thing, strenghtening my friendships and family bond, making connections with people, learning a trade and an art at the same time, focussing on the good in my life, and way too much birdwatching.

Go play with your toys mate.


--------------------


Edited by Turtletotem (09/07/15 02:51 PM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRanOutOfWeed
Sleepy
 User Gallery


Registered: 12/29/13
Posts: 2,975
Last seen: 7 years, 9 months
Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22202486 - 09/07/15 02:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm not a cheater, and you've got the wrong idea about how I am.

I'm not a college/ douche/ bro type


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRanOutOfWeed
Sleepy
 User Gallery


Registered: 12/29/13
Posts: 2,975
Last seen: 7 years, 9 months
Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22202497 - 09/07/15 02:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Are you serious? If you could press a button and fuck a chick instead of jerking off, I guarantee you'd press it unless you are just that into the self lovin :wink:

lol


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTurtletotem
Dutch Delight
 User Gallery


Registered: 09/02/13
Posts: 3,763
Last seen: 4 years, 11 months
Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22202508 - 09/07/15 02:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
Are you serious? If you could press a button and fuck a chick instead of jerking off, I guarantee you'd press it unless you are just that into the self lovin :wink:

lol




You do realise chicks are people with their own thoughts, emotions and agenda's, right?


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRanOutOfWeed
Sleepy
 User Gallery


Registered: 12/29/13
Posts: 2,975
Last seen: 7 years, 9 months
Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22202511 - 09/07/15 02:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Had no idea man.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTurtletotem
Dutch Delight
 User Gallery


Registered: 09/02/13
Posts: 3,763
Last seen: 4 years, 11 months
Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22202521 - 09/07/15 02:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
Had no idea man.




I know you don't.
You think you do, but everything you say points to you being completely ignorant.
Or else you would have understood why a button that summons a random woman to fuck would be a terrible idea.


--------------------


Edited by Turtletotem (09/07/15 02:55 PM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinezappaisgod
horrid asshole


Registered: 02/11/04
Posts: 81,741
Loc: Fractallife's gym
Last seen: 7 years, 7 months
Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 1
    #22202531 - 09/07/15 02:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
Are you serious? If you could press a button and fuck a chick instead of jerking off, I guarantee you'd press it unless you are just that into the self lovin :wink:

lol




No.  Do you know why men pay for hookers?  It isn't for the sex.  It is because they know they will leave when it is over.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTurtletotem
Dutch Delight
 User Gallery


Registered: 09/02/13
Posts: 3,763
Last seen: 4 years, 11 months
Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22202535 - 09/07/15 02:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
No.  Do you know why men pay for hookers?  It isn't for the sex.  It is because they know they will leave when it is over.




Boom.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRanOutOfWeed
Sleepy
 User Gallery


Registered: 12/29/13
Posts: 2,975
Last seen: 7 years, 9 months
Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22202557 - 09/07/15 03:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Turtletotem said:
Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
Had no idea man.




I know you don't.
You think you do, but everything you say points to you being completely ignorant.
Or else you would have understood why a button that summons a random woman to fuck would be a terrible idea.





:gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag::gayflag:


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineempty space
the void


Registered: 12/19/12
Posts: 1,120
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22202565 - 09/07/15 03:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
Are you serious? If you could press a button and fuck a chick instead of jerking off, I guarantee you'd press it unless you are just that into the self lovin :wink:

lol



I can. Its called Tindr. And I dont. I already get laid more than I desire to -- it often feels like Im wasting my time when I could have just as much fun and be 10x more productive doing drugs by myself.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineBitter Cactus
reformed bad boy
 User Gallery


Registered: 01/26/12
Posts: 11,773
Loc: Alberta, Canada
Last seen: 8 years, 4 months
Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22202567 - 09/07/15 03:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Ran out of weed I thought he was being a weenie for cuddling with the chick but let the dude do whatever he wants.

You are coming off as a total douche with this beta male thing.


--------------------
Taking acid and thinking you are a better man is a lot different then actually becoming a better man.




Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTurtletotem
Dutch Delight
 User Gallery


Registered: 09/02/13
Posts: 3,763
Last seen: 4 years, 11 months
Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: empty space]
    #22202585 - 09/07/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

empty space said:
Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
Are you serious? If you could press a button and fuck a chick instead of jerking off, I guarantee you'd press it unless you are just that into the self lovin :wink:

lol



I can. Its called Tindr. And I dont. I already get laid more than I desire to -- it often feels like Im wasting my time when I could have just as much fun and be 10x more productive doing drugs by myself.




Lol, yeah, Tinder. Damn that is one dark app.

And Ranoutofweed: You think I'm gay just because I can't deal with all the drama, insanity and dangers anymore?
I'm getting older, bub. I'm not 19 anymore. Things change.
But I'll DSYSB if you need me to.

I can be your hero.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRanOutOfWeed
Sleepy
 User Gallery


Registered: 12/29/13
Posts: 2,975
Last seen: 7 years, 9 months
Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22202611 - 09/07/15 03:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

What drama? If you know what to look for you can easily find sex playmates that are drama free and chill as fuck.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTurtletotem
Dutch Delight
 User Gallery


Registered: 09/02/13
Posts: 3,763
Last seen: 4 years, 11 months
Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22202629 - 09/07/15 03:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
What drama? If you know what to look for you can easily find sex playmates that are drama free and chill as fuck.




Let me be your hero child
:gay:


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRanOutOfWeed
Sleepy
 User Gallery


Registered: 12/29/13
Posts: 2,975
Last seen: 7 years, 9 months
Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22202640 - 09/07/15 03:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:douchewink:


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8  [ show all ]

Original Sensible Seeds Shop: Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds, Bulk Cannabis Seeds, Feminized Cannabis Seeds, High THC Strains


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Cousin in critical condition.. need some positive vibes pleeaase
( 1 2 all )
BoneMan 3,819 35 06/20/05 11:08 PM
by Signo
* Weird text coincidence OJK 1,369 9 12/11/04 06:33 PM
by Shroom_Herder
* Weird e-mail F0SS1L 1,870 16 09/26/04 05:57 PM
by Vampire999
* plz send some vibes this way...
( 1 2 3 all )
40oz 3,632 54 10/23/05 05:23 PM
by blackroselove
* weird, weird shit.... am i getting ripped off WTF ZippoZM 1,652 19 10/21/05 05:48 PM
by Twister
* Do you sense "vibes"?
( 1 2 3 all )
Crestfallen 3,965 45 01/14/05 12:11 AM
by Crestfallen
* a weird dream i had last night ZippoZM 890 8 12/22/04 09:04 PM
by notapillow
* In a weird mood tonight Spooge 601 11 08/20/05 04:09 AM
by Spooge

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
3,927 topic views. 9 members, 77 guests and 58 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.031 seconds spending 0.009 seconds on 14 queries.