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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201799 - 09/07/15 12:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm curious, what qualifies as a "successful relationship" to you?


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201800 - 09/07/15 12:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Nah what I really want is not to get my dick wet, what I really want is to find the perfect woman who can not only become my sexual lover but also my best friend, my second conscience in a way





Sounds good to me :shrug:

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Lmao. "the one" delusion. You been programmed by movies and TV





You do understand that we are not talking about a literally "the one", right? I've had relationships like that in te past, I'm sure I'll find 'em in te future, too.

You'll never understand until you experience it, tho.


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: sun_spots]
    #22201803 - 09/07/15 12:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I'm curious, what qualifies as a "successful relationship" to you?




A slot for is USB drive.



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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: pachoo]
    #22201807 - 09/07/15 12:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If he does that I 100% guarantee she will cease contact with him

Asking "where we're going" is not his Job, it's hers when she feels comfortable and ready to be in a relationship

He needs to just hang out, have fun, and hook up and not bring up anything serious EVER.


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201815 - 09/07/15 12:19 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

He might think the :creepylurker: cuddle route is better long term..


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: sun_spots]
    #22201821 - 09/07/15 12:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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sun_spots said:
I'm curious, what qualifies as a "successful relationship" to you?



That she does all the house work while he drinks beer and yells at local dog walkers for allowing their dog to urinate on his grass.


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201822 - 09/07/15 12:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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If he does that I 100% guarantee she will cease contact with him

Asking "where we're going" is not his Job, it's hers when she feels comfortable and ready to be in a relationship

He needs to just hang out, have fun, and hook up and not bring up anything serious EVER.




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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22201824 - 09/07/15 12:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm at the point where I don't even care if I never get laid again

I have higher aspirations for myself than that, I'm not interested in wasting my life chasing tail when there are much more fulfilling ventures for me to pursue, I said this in another thread last night but I'll say it again, to me sex without love has no meaning, it is just an act of hedonistic pleasure which in itself isn't morally wrong, it's just not what I desire


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22201827 - 09/07/15 12:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

well i'll see how things go.  gonna see her again soon.


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22201828 - 09/07/15 12:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I'm at the point where I don't even care if I never get laid again




:incredible:


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22201830 - 09/07/15 12:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You can set your watch to this stuff dude

Seen it time and time again. I used to fuck up and do that shit until I learned what women respond to and then things became easy as fuck


Don't believe me? OP will be back here in a week or so after he mentions he wants a relationship wondering why she stopped "cuddling" with him and hanging out with him.

She'll give him the "let's just be friends speech", and he'll probably settle for that and continue cuddling and being her emotional tampon

Meanwhile she'll be out fucking other dudes.


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201832 - 09/07/15 12:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Dude they have a history. If it happens it happens. Why would he want to just bang and leave her if it was good and could be good again?
Also, I pointed out that she probably will make the first move. She's probably gauging stuff like her emotions for him and if he's doing better now... which has already been pointed out.
I'm not telling him to cry into her goddamn arms or anything. Begging on his knees for a second chance. He's already doing a good job by himself, he's having a good time hanging out with her.


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22201833 - 09/07/15 12:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I'm at the point where I don't even care if I never get laid again

I have higher aspirations for myself than that, I'm not interested in wasting my life chasing tail when there are much more fulfilling ventures for me to pursue, I said this in another thread last night but I'll say it again, to me sex without love has no meaning, it is just an act of hedonistic pleasure which in itself isn't morally wrong, it's just not what I desire





Jesus Christ dude. That has to be the most beta thing I've ever read in my life. You remind me of  this guy




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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201837 - 09/07/15 12:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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[...]emotional tampon[...]




:lol:


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201840 - 09/07/15 12:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Jesus Christ dude. That has to be the most beta thing I've ever read in my life. You remind me of  this guy






Well you remind me of a robot. Did I tell you that?


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22201843 - 09/07/15 12:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe he is interested in men and doesn't feel sexually attracted to his ex anymore?


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: pachoo]
    #22201845 - 09/07/15 12:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

And if she does friendzone him then whatever, he can just find another girl who will fuck him

You keep on stating the obvious like no one else knows it, any guy can go out and seduce a girl, is it really so hard to comprehend that some guys don't just think about sexing her up every time they look at a female?


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22201849 - 09/07/15 12:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Go ahead and keep making an ass out of yourself trying to make fun of me, I think it's fucking hilarious


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22201851 - 09/07/15 12:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

so it seems like the general consensus is to just see what happens and not bring up anything serious or whatever?


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201852 - 09/07/15 12:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I see why you opted out of ratings.  Also, answer my fucking question, fuck.


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