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OfflineRanOutOfWeed
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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22201693 - 09/07/15 11:52 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201701 - 09/07/15 11:55 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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OhMrJohnson said:
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You're either a very feminine dude or a woman.




And so what if I am? Does that make you think you're better than me simply because you're more of a "man"?

You go ahead and keep banging skanks if that's what makes you happy, you do you and I'll do me



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INPUT: MAN NOT AShAMED OF BEhAVIOUR TRADITIONALLY SEEN AS FEMININE!
OUTPUT: WhITE KNIGhT! WhITE KNIGhT!

Is this you, RanOutOfWeed?


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: Turtletotem] * 1
    #22201713 - 09/07/15 11:57 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It's funny how he considers normal human bonding activity such as cuddling or simply laying together to be too "beta" and "feminine" for his liking

Granted there are a whole lot of girls in the world who can't resist that kind of man but he can keep them as far as I care


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22201721 - 09/07/15 11:59 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Laying around with a chick spooning for five hours is kind of lame tho. :shrug:


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: Turtletotem] * 2
    #22201727 - 09/07/15 12:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22201731 - 09/07/15 12:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Laying around with a chick spooning for five hours is kind of lame tho. :shrug:




Depends, man.


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22201733 - 09/07/15 12:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Nah I'm the kind of guy who loves all kinds of physical contact with a female no matter if it's full-out hot naked sex or simply laying on a bed fully clothed enjoying each other's warmth

But Mr. Alpha over here doesn't see it that way evidently he just needs to get his dick wet and doesn't care for all that submissive beta behavior


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22201737 - 09/07/15 12:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Laying around with a chick spooning for five hours is kind of lame tho. :shrug:



Sorry was he spooning you?


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22201740 - 09/07/15 12:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:sexymeow:


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22201743 - 09/07/15 12:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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The fact that you generalize all women and act like you know exactly what they all want says a lot about the kind of person you are




Yeah, he's some kind of weird alien that has cheat codes to "make them gush" and doesn't understand intimacy.

(Robot voice:) ELLO I AM RANOUTOFWEED, WAT IS TIS EMOTION YOU CALL... LOVE?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:





it's like he and professor pussy exchanged notes, conspiracy!



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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22201746 - 09/07/15 12:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22201751 - 09/07/15 12:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Sound pretty desperate to settle for any form of human contact when what you really wanna do is TAP DAT ASS

Admit it bro

Go pick yourself up a copy of 3% man and get back to me after you've ready it a couple times.


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201753 - 09/07/15 12:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Sound pretty desperate to settle for any form of human contact when what you really wanna do is TAP DAT ASS

Admit it bro

Go pick yourself up a copy of 3% man and get back to me after you've ready it a couple times.




:yeahthatsfunny:


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201763 - 09/07/15 12:10 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
Sound pretty desperate to settle for any form of human contact when what you really wanna do is TAP DAT ASS

Admit it bro

Go pick yourself up a copy of 3% man and get back to me after you've ready it a couple times.






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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22201773 - 09/07/15 12:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Nah what I really want is not to get my dick wet, what I really want is to find the perfect woman who can not only become my sexual lover but also my best friend, my second conscience in a way

That's the kind of relationship I desire and I don't expect to find it anytime soon but I am content to wait and let that happen naturally on its own, I am young and still have many years to find her


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22201778 - 09/07/15 12:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Nah what I really want is not to get my dick wet




:nojustno:


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: Sheekle]
    #22201779 - 09/07/15 12:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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XLcaps respond to my PM



I didn't know you PM'd, the thingy has been flashing for a week at least. I rarely check them with any consistency. :shrug:


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22201782 - 09/07/15 12:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Lmao. "the one" delusion. You been programmed by movies and TV

Check this out. You need it badly



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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201792 - 09/07/15 12:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:huxleyfacepalm:

I didn't expect you to understand


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22201796 - 09/07/15 12:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Wow RanoutofWeed.... just wow. You're like the chick-whisperer. **sarcasm**

:whateveryousayfreak:



OP just go with it. Enjoy what's going on now. If in a week or two you're still spending majority of the day together having a good time, just ask where this is heading. But eventually she'll probably just kiss you first and... you know... Stuff'll happen.


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