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OhMrJohnson
Ashes Against The Grain

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You remind me of a 15 year old kid in middle school trying to tell other kids how to get laid
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RanOutOfWeed
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Yet it works and I've had many successful relationships because of it. Funny how that works 
Your approach leave you with blue balls like OP, guaranteed. lol
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Turtletotem
Dutch Delight



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RanOutOfWeed said: She gave him a chance to fuck her for hours, but was too weak to go for it. OP missed out on some poon tang 
Do women actually act like that around you? Me, I just get a "let's fuck" signal. But I guess playing games and being all "alpha" is good too.
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RanOutOfWeed
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Act like what? Like women? Giving signals that most dudes can't understand?
Women are women. They are predictable and easy to navigate with the right mindset.
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sanchothestoner
Satan's Grandson



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RanOutOfWeed said: She gave him a chance to fuck her for hours, but was too weak to go for it. OP missed out on some poon tang 
i made a move, she just wanted to cuddle. it was a fun time so i don't really care that i missed on some poon tang.
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Bitter Cactus said: How do you spoon her for four hours?
That's longer then a baseball game lol
idk we were like cuddlin and shit. we'd move around often.
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OhMrJohnson
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If a girl really wants to fuck it's not hard to make it happen
But if she just wants to cuddle and have intimacy without taking things to that level that's a whole other thing that immature toolbags can't seem to comprehend
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Turtletotem
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RanOutOfWeed said: Act like what? Like women? Giving signals that most dudes can't understand?
Women are women. They are predictable and easy to navigate with the right mindset.
haha, if you can't understand a simple non-verbal signal that a woman wants to go to your house with you, then no wonder you have such a weird point of view 
You act like you know some kind of cheat code 
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OhMrJohnson said: If a girl really wants to fuck it's not hard to make it happen
But if she just wants to cuddle and have intimacy without taking things to that level that's a whole other thing that immature toolbags can't seem to comprehend
Right?
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thelanzii

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you are in fuckin humbolt? jelly been there once lots of chill people you are in dorms in a college don't get too caught up on her unless she is the so called one
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RanOutOfWeed
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The only dudes that "cuddle" are betas cuz again, they're too weak to tap dat ass.
Cuddling= Women using dudes as an emotional tampon.
Congrats, you are on the same level as her kitten.
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ReposadoXochipilli
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OhMrJohnson said: Do you not realize that OP and this girl have history?
And since when is it weak to respect a woman's desires and not force yourself upon her like a brute?
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OhMrJohnson said: You remind me of a 15 year old kid in middle school trying to tell other kids how to get laid
might be an age thing, im all for getting it on but if you can't have a good cuddle session, i just don't know.
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thelanzii

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RanOutOfWeed said: The only dudes that "cuddle" are betas cuz again, they're too weak to tap dat ass.
Cuddling= Women using dudes as an emotional tampon.
Congrats, you are on the same level as her kitten.[/quot
it appears he has lovedick
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Turtletotem
Dutch Delight



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RanOutOfWeed said: Cuddling= Women using dudes as an emotional tampon.

You don't like to cuddle dude? Seriously, don't talk like that's normal!
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OhMrJohnson
Ashes Against The Grain

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RanOutOfWeed said: The only dudes that "cuddle" are betas cuz again, they're too weak to tap dat ass.
Cuddling= Women using dudes as an emotional tampon.
Congrats, you are on the same level as her kitten.
The fact that you generalize all women and act like you know exactly what they all want says a lot about the kind of person you are
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RanOutOfWeed
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After I fuck her, maybe if I'm in the mood, then we fuck again. I aint gona sit there and cuddle for 5 hours when I could be sleeping or doing something productive.
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RanOutOfWeed
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You're either a very feminine dude or a woman.
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Turtletotem
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OhMrJohnson said: The fact that you generalize all women and act like you know exactly what they all want says a lot about the kind of person you are
Yeah, he's some kind of weird alien that has cheat codes to "make them gush" and doesn't understand intimacy.
(Robot voice:) ELLO I AM RANOUTOFWEED, WAT IS TIS EMOTION YOU CALL... LOVE?
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OhMrJohnson
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Turtletotem
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RanOutOfWeed said: After I fuck her, maybe if I'm in the mood, then we fuck again. I aint gona sit there and cuddle for 5 hours when I could be sleeping or doing something productive.
You dynamo, you!  ROBOT MUST WORK! ROBOT MUST REChARGE! WhAT IS ThIS EMOTION YOU CALL LOVE?!!!
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OhMrJohnson
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RanOutOfWeed said: You're either a very feminine dude or a woman.
And so what if I am? Does that make you think you're better than me simply because you're more of a "man"?
You go ahead and keep banging skanks if that's what makes you happy, you do you and I'll do me
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sanchothestoner
Satan's Grandson



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Nemmies said: you are in fuckin humbolt? jelly been there once lots of chill people you are in dorms in a college don't get too caught up on her unless she is the so called one
i'm in the campus apartment at hsu. it's a pretty chill set up. she might be the one or whatever, i always thought she was 
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RanOutOfWeed said: After I fuck her, maybe if I'm in the mood, then we fuck again. I aint gona sit there and cuddle for 5 hours when I could be sleeping or doing something productive.
when yer watching moving it's not that hard to cuddle for a while
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