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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 3
    #22201583 - 09/07/15 11:30 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You remind me of a 15 year old kid in middle school trying to tell other kids how to get laid


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22201591 - 09/07/15 11:32 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yet it works and I've had many successful relationships because of it. Funny how that works :wink:

Your approach leave you with blue balls like OP, guaranteed. lol:canthelpbutlaugh:


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201592 - 09/07/15 11:32 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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RanOutOfWeed said:
She gave him a chance to fuck her for hours, but was too weak to go for it. OP missed out on some poon tang :lol:




Do women actually act like that around you?
Me, I just get a "let's fuck" signal. But I guess playing games and being all "alpha" is good too.


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22201599 - 09/07/15 11:33 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Act like what? Like women? Giving signals that most dudes can't understand?


Women are women. They are predictable and easy to navigate with the right mindset.


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22201601 - 09/07/15 11:33 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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RanOutOfWeed said:
She gave him a chance to fuck her for hours, but was too weak to go for it. OP missed out on some poon tang :lol:




i made a move, she just wanted to cuddle.  it was a fun time so i don't really care that i missed on some poon tang.

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How do you spoon her for four hours?

That's longer then a baseball game lol




idk we were like cuddlin and shit.  we'd move around often.


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #22201611 - 09/07/15 11:36 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If a girl really wants to fuck it's not hard to make it happen

But if she just wants to cuddle and have intimacy without taking things to that level that's a whole other thing that immature toolbags can't seem to comprehend


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22201623 - 09/07/15 11:36 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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RanOutOfWeed said:
Act like what? Like women? Giving signals that most dudes can't understand?


Women are women. They are predictable and easy to navigate with the right mindset.




haha, if you can't understand a simple non-verbal signal that a woman wants to go to your house with you, then no wonder you have such a weird point of view :lol:

You act like you know some kind of cheat code :lol:

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OhMrJohnson said:
If a girl really wants to fuck it's not hard to make it happen

But if she just wants to cuddle and have intimacy without taking things to that level that's a whole other thing that immature toolbags can't seem to comprehend




Right?


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22201636 - 09/07/15 11:39 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

you are in fuckin humbolt? jelly
been there once lots of chill people
you are in dorms in a college
don't get too caught up on her
unless she is the so called one


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22201637 - 09/07/15 11:39 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The only dudes that "cuddle" are betas cuz again, they're too weak to tap dat ass.

Cuddling= Women using dudes as an emotional tampon.

Congrats, you are on the same level as her kitten.


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22201638 - 09/07/15 11:39 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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OhMrJohnson said:
Do you not realize that OP and this girl have history?

And since when is it weak to respect a woman's desires and not force yourself upon her like a brute?



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OhMrJohnson said:
You remind me of a 15 year old kid in middle school trying to tell other kids how to get laid





might be an age thing, im all for getting it on but if you can't have a good cuddle session, i just don't know.  :freewilly:


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201644 - 09/07/15 11:40 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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The only dudes that "cuddle" are betas cuz again, they're too weak to tap dat ass.

Cuddling= Women using dudes as an emotional tampon.

Congrats, you are on the same level as her kitten.[/quot

it appears he has lovedick


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201647 - 09/07/15 11:40 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Cuddling= Women using dudes as an emotional tampon.





:rofl:

You don't like to cuddle dude? Seriously, don't talk like that's normal!


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201650 - 09/07/15 11:41 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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RanOutOfWeed said:
The only dudes that "cuddle" are betas cuz again, they're too weak to tap dat ass.

Cuddling= Women using dudes as an emotional tampon.

Congrats, you are on the same level as her kitten.




The fact that you generalize all women and act like you know exactly what they all want says a lot about the kind of person you are


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22201658 - 09/07/15 11:42 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

After I fuck her, maybe if I'm in the mood, then we fuck again. I aint gona sit there and cuddle for 5 hours when I could be sleeping or doing something productive.


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22201660 - 09/07/15 11:43 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You're either a very feminine dude or a woman.


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22201664 - 09/07/15 11:43 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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OhMrJohnson said:
The fact that you generalize all women and act like you know exactly what they all want says a lot about the kind of person you are




Yeah, he's some kind of weird alien that has cheat codes to "make them gush" and doesn't understand intimacy.

(Robot voice:) ELLO I AM RANOUTOFWEED, WAT IS TIS EMOTION YOU CALL... LOVE?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201666 - 09/07/15 11:43 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:scumbagsteve:


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201667 - 09/07/15 11:44 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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After I fuck her, maybe if I'm in the mood, then we fuck again. I aint gona sit there and cuddle for 5 hours when I could be sleeping or doing something productive.




You dynamo, you! :rofldrunk:
ROBOT MUST WORK! ROBOT MUST REChARGE! WhAT IS ThIS EMOTION YOU CALL LOVE?!!!

:rofl:


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201672 - 09/07/15 11:47 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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RanOutOfWeed said:
You're either a very feminine dude or a woman.




And so what if I am? Does that make you think you're better than me simply because you're more of a "man"?

You go ahead and keep banging skanks if that's what makes you happy, you do you and I'll do me


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Re: weird vibes from my ex [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22201677 - 09/07/15 11:48 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Nemmies said:
you are in fuckin humbolt? jelly
been there once lots of chill people
you are in dorms in a college
don't get too caught up on her
unless she is the so called one




i'm in the campus apartment at hsu.  it's a pretty chill set up.  she might be the one or whatever, i always thought she was :shrug:

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RanOutOfWeed said:
After I fuck her, maybe if I'm in the mood, then we fuck again. I aint gona sit there and cuddle for 5 hours when I could be sleeping or doing something productive.




when yer watching moving it's not that hard to cuddle for a while


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