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OfflineArctic W. Fox
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How would you finish this sentence?
    #22199414 - 09/06/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

When meeting a woman for the first time, with this as your opening dialog, how would you complete it?:

Quote:

"Can I buy you a new ___?"




I'd guess, "weave", but creativity counts, boys!


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InvisibleBodhi of Ankou
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Re: How would you finish this sentence? [Re: Arctic W. Fox] * 1
    #22199432 - 09/06/15 08:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I wouldn't finish that sentence. I'd just go home and cut contact because that game is weak as fuck.


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OfflineArctic W. Fox
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Re: How would you finish this sentence? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22199435 - 09/06/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

LMAO!


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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: How would you finish this sentence? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22199436 - 09/06/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

A new face cuz ure fuggly


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: How would you finish this sentence? [Re: zZZz]
    #22199450 - 09/06/15 08:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

a glass of warm milk?


can I buy you a glass of SHUT THE HELL UP!

you will go to sleep...or I will put you to sleep.

youre in my world now, grandma


anyone know what movie that's from?


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: How would you finish this sentence? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22199473 - 09/06/15 08:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Hamster.


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: How would you finish this sentence? [Re: wigglewak]
    #22199505 - 09/06/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Happy Gilmore


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: How would you finish this sentence? [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #22199507 - 09/06/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

zZZz said:
A new face cuz yo shit rekt!




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Re: How would you finish this sentence? [Re: wigglewak]
    #22199508 - 09/06/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Set of tits


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Invisiblerackem
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Re: How would you finish this sentence? [Re: Arctic W. Fox]
    #22199516 - 09/06/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

viberator?


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Re: How would you finish this sentence? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22199525 - 09/06/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Tooth Brush


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InvisibleBodhi of Ankou
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Re: How would you finish this sentence? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22199526 - 09/06/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Tyrannosaurus rekt


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OfflineSpace Elf
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Re: How would you finish this sentence? [Re: Arctic W. Fox]
    #22199550 - 09/06/15 09:10 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Arctic W. Fox said:
When meeting a woman for the first time, with this as your opening dialog, how would you complete it?:

Quote:

"Can I buy you a new ___?"







Why would you offer to buy a woman something, the first time you met her? How would I complete it? "Nothing" :lol:


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Re: How would you finish this sentence? [Re: Arctic W. Fox]
    #22199563 - 09/06/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

butter knife to make me a sammich?


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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