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OfflineRanOutOfWeed
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Insult me.....
    #22199052 - 09/06/15 07:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Shouldn't be too hard

The best insult will receive a 25$ amazon gift card code.


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InvisibleSheekle
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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 1
    #22199056 - 09/06/15 07:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

no1 luvs u


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 1
    #22199057 - 09/06/15 07:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

you are flawless


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 1
    #22199062 - 09/06/15 07:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

No.


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OfflineRanOutOfWeed
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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Sheekle]
    #22199106 - 09/06/15 07:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:super:


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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 3
    #22199120 - 09/06/15 07:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:shrug: You're not controversial enough to really stir any hate in me to insult you with. You're just kinda boring and mediocre.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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OfflineRanOutOfWeed
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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22199123 - 09/06/15 07:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

That's the spirit! :thumbup:


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 2
    #22199245 - 09/06/15 08:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

you can't take that many bong hits


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OfflineSeriously_trippin
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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 5
    #22199247 - 09/06/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

you ran out of weed

:haha:


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OfflineOggy
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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 2
    #22199256 - 09/06/15 08:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The weed probably ran from you.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22199264 - 09/06/15 08:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
Shouldn't be too hard

The best insult will receive a 25$ amazon gift card code.





Since you ran out of weed...you are such a piece of shit that you cant be insulted anymore. You sre a disgrace to potheads around the world. Next time check your stash before you smoke all your damn smoke, son.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Oggy]
    #22199269 - 09/06/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Are we suppose to make u cry, or like just make u really angry?..


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22199271 - 09/06/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
:shrug: You're not controversial enough to really stir any hate in me to insult you with. You're just kinda boring and mediocre.





ouch


you win


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OfflineRanOutOfWeed
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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22199288 - 09/06/15 08:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Let us all try to live up to ShroomSlip's Standards.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22199298 - 09/06/15 08:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You slimy festering rat cunt.  Clean your britches.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 1
    #22199302 - 09/06/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
Shouldn't be too hard

The best insult will receive a 25$ amazon gift card code.



You are stupid, dull, boring, unattractive and friendless.  Deservedly so.


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OfflineRanOutOfWeed
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Re: Insult me..... [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22199318 - 09/06/15 08:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:feelsbatman:


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22199333 - 09/06/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You asked for an insult and I gave you my best.  I don't even want the gift, just the credit.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 2
    #22199340 - 09/06/15 08:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
Shouldn't be too hard

The best insult will receive a 25$ amazon gift card code.



You motherfucker, a lame as bitch nigger trying to make his way to prestige, only every time his path looks good you fuck it all up because you just cant seem to get away from guZzling thick cocks every night before bed.

Learned it from your mother, very detailed teachings she had. Learned from the best.
When your father asked if you were gay you told him, fuck no. He said::astonishedmustache: Yea right. Your just a bitch cock sucker. A fucking poor ass cock fucking sucker, just like your fucking mother you are.

You said: :lolsy: Your right father. Your right. I suck cock. I suck cock every night before I go to sleep. I have customers, I lay on my bed and put a blindfold on and tell the first one to come in, i have never seen his face, i dont even know who he is. Havent ever heard his voice.

Your father said: :thisisheavyman: I know son. Thats me.

You said: :shitmypants:

Your father said: I guzzel you thick just like your mother and I guzzel you right after your mother every night you fucking gay motherfucker :carlinorgasm:

You: :aaaargh::kummeli:


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OfflineAdolin
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Re: Insult me..... [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22199350 - 09/06/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm tired of your faggot vegan bullshit. you constantly make/derail thread about veganism, or specific foods are bad for you.

you're annoying. i dont care if eggs are healthy or not. i like them, and you can fuck off and shove all that faggotry up your ass while your at it

i hope i dont get banned.


Edited by Adolin (09/06/15 08:32 PM)


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OfflineRanOutOfWeed
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Re: Insult me..... [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22199360 - 09/06/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:bathtub40lol:


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Adolin] * 1
    #22199361 - 09/06/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

you benedict


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22199392 - 09/06/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

MajickMuffin said:
Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
Shouldn't be too hard

The best insult will receive a 25$ amazon gift card code.



You motherfucker, a lame as bitch nigger trying to make his way to prestige, only every time his path looks good you fuck it all up because you just cant seem to get away from guZzling thick cocks every night before bed.

Learned it from your mother, very detailed teachings she had. Learned from the best.
When your father asked if you were gay you told him, fuck no. He said::astonishedmustache: Yea right. Your just a bitch cock sucker. A fucking poor ass cock fucking sucker, just like your fucking mother you are.

You said: :lolsy: Your right father. Your right. I suck cock. I suck cock every night before I go to sleep. I have customers, I lay on my bed and put a blindfold on and tell the first one to come in, i have never seen his face, i dont even know who he is. Havent ever heard his voice.

Your father said: :thisisheavyman: I know son. Thats me.

You said: :shitmypants:

Your father said: I guzzel you thick just like your mother and I guzzel you right after your mother every night you fucking gay motherfucker :carlinorgasm:

You: :aaaargh::kummeli:





damn....what a shroomerite would do for 25 dollars...


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22199395 - 09/06/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
Let us all try to live up to ShroomSlip's Standards.



Please do, it will make the shroomery a much more enjoyable experience for all.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Adolin]
    #22199401 - 09/06/15 08:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Gresh said:
I'm tired of your faggot vegan bullshit. you constantly make/derail thread about veganism, or specific foods are bad for you.

you're annoying. i dont care if eggs are healthy or not. i like them, and you can fuck off and shove all that faggotry up your ass while your at it

i hope i dont get banned.



You're playing the unofficial ban lotto dropping that word around here. Lately it's been tolerated, but it won't be long before some mod decides to just pick someone at random to ban for it.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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OfflineAdolin
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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22199408 - 09/06/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:

MajickMuffin said:
Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
Shouldn't be too hard

The best insult will receive a 25$ amazon gift card code.



You motherfucker, a lame as bitch nigger trying to make his way to prestige, only every time his path looks good you fuck it all up because you just cant seem to get away from guZzling thick cocks every night before bed.

Learned it from your mother, very detailed teachings she had. Learned from the best.
When your father asked if you were gay you told him, fuck no. He said::astonishedmustache: Yea right. Your just a bitch cock sucker. A fucking poor ass cock fucking sucker, just like your fucking mother you are.

You said: :lolsy: Your right father. Your right. I suck cock. I suck cock every night before I go to sleep. I have customers, I lay on my bed and put a blindfold on and tell the first one to come in, i have never seen his face, i dont even know who he is. Havent ever heard his voice.

Your father said: :thisisheavyman: I know son. Thats me.

You said: :shitmypants:

Your father said: I guzzel you thick just like your mother and I guzzel you right after your mother every night you fucking gay motherfucker :carlinorgasm:

You: :aaaargh::kummeli:





damn....what a shroomerite would do for 25 dollars...




that was impressive as fuck :lol:


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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Adolin] * 1
    #22199424 - 09/06/15 08:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

U probably shoulda posted this in otd op, Ull get more creative responses there


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OfflineMajickMuffin
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Re: Insult me..... [Re: zZZz]
    #22199430 - 09/06/15 08:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

zZZz said:
U probably shoulda posted this in otd op, Ull get more creative responses there



:yeahokaywaitwhat:


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #22199431 - 09/06/15 08:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Can some of the mods move this to otd plz?


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OfflineAdolin
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Re: Insult me..... [Re: zZZz]
    #22199434 - 09/06/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

zZZz said:
Can some of the mods move this to otd plz?



buzz off. OP asked to be insulted


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22199437 - 09/06/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You are the unwanted result of an unsatisfying ejaculation.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: zZZz] * 2
    #22199441 - 09/06/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

zZZz said:
Can some of the mods move this to otd plz?




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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Adolin]
    #22199444 - 09/06/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Gresh said:
faggot





:ban:


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22199451 - 09/06/15 08:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Getting good now.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Adolin] * 1
    #22199454 - 09/06/15 08:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Gresh said:
Quote:

zZZz said:
Can some of the mods move this to otd plz?



buzz off. OP asked to be insulted




This thread sucks tho


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OfflineAdolin
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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22199460 - 09/06/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Bitter Cactus said:
Quote:

Gresh said:
faggot





:ban:




:fagface:


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 2
    #22199468 - 09/06/15 08:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Everyone who ever loved you was wrong.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Adolin]
    #22199470 - 09/06/15 08:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Gresh said:
Quote:

Bitter Cactus said:
Quote:

Gresh said:
faggot





:ban:




:fagface:




:underage:


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22199472 - 09/06/15 08:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

OP is the result of his mom sitting on his dads prick right when he was about to finish jacking off. You are a weak sperm that ran out of weed..


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 1
    #22199474 - 09/06/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Bitter Cactus said:
Quote:

Gresh said:
Quote:

Bitter Cactus said:
Quote:

Gresh said:
faggot





:ban:




:fagface:




:underage:




:creepylurker:


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: zZZz]
    #22199481 - 09/06/15 08:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Alternatively, I hope everything you've ever loved dies slowly in your arms.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: zZZz]
    #22199482 - 09/06/15 08:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Bitter Cactus said:
Quote:

Gresh said:
Quote:

Bitter Cactus said:
Quote:

Gresh said:
faggot





:ban:




:fagface:




:underage:




:creepylurker:




:shocking:


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22199490 - 09/06/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
Alternatively, I hope everything you've ever loved dies slowly in your arms.



:shitmypants:


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22199495 - 09/06/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

MajickMuffin said:
Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
Alternatively, I hope everything you've ever loved dies slowly in your arms.



:shitmypants:




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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22199496 - 09/06/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Bitter Cactus said:
Quote:

MajickMuffin said:
Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
Alternatively, I hope everything you've ever loved dies slowly in your arms.



:shitmypants:




:underage:



:seriousthankyou:


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22199518 - 09/06/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

OP is like the white crayon in the box, unskilled, unused, and without a purpose.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22199529 - 09/06/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
OP is like the white crayon in the box, unskilled, unused, and without a purpose.



Tattoos look horrible on Black people because it kind of blends in and smears.

But bring up the idea of using White ink and theyll linch ya right infront of the god damn police station.
Even though its a grand idea :cookiemonster:


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22199589 - 09/06/15 09:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You are a giant :underage: faggot shit poster


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22199634 - 09/06/15 09:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The best part of you dripped down your mother's leg


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22199639 - 09/06/15 09:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

that was pretty fucking funny.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22199644 - 09/06/15 09:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

OP is better off as a cum stain on the sofa


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: rackem]
    #22199648 - 09/06/15 09:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Also old. His first insult was impressive, though.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Janky Tits] * 1
    #22199658 - 09/06/15 09:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

First off you aren't paying ANYONE 25 dollars, because you don't even have 25 dollars. You are too young to get a job.

You opted out because everyone fucking hates you, you are a shitty, :underage: poster.

Assuming you saved up enough allowance to give someone 25 dollars, you couldn't pay them with paypal because mom would find out you have been using her paypal, and you would be grounded. Therefor unable to post on the shroomery for a period of time. However, its not like anyone here would fucking miss you. So it makes sense why you would pay with an amazon gift card.

Too bad NONE of us are getting it, because you are a fucking liar and know it... You like the pain of being insulted, it gets you off, fucking freak.

Ranoutofweed? What kinda fucking username is that. Go buy some more weed (not a gram, like you usually buy with your allowance... save up some and buy like an ounce or something). YOU NOW HAVE A INVALID USERNAME. Great job you fuck up!

Your signature. Just horrendous. I don't even know what to say, leave eggs the FUCK ALONE.

Please, for everyone you knows sanity, go live in the desert or something. The jungles of africa. You dont even belong in society.

Fucking scum.

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Re: Insult me..... [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22199673 - 09/06/15 09:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Nobody will get banned for insulting her.  She asked for it.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22199687 - 09/06/15 09:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Pretty sure Op is a dude....

He just has a female in his avatar cuz he is a huge fag


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22199739 - 09/06/15 09:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Wait this is the wife or whatever now?

I get so confused. It's either the Husband, wife, cousin, gardener or distant acquaintance.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22199764 - 09/06/15 09:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:2girls1cup:


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22199805 - 09/06/15 10:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Your threads suck.  They have since I noticed you.  How's your creepy neighbor getting along?  I couldnt be bothered with following up.

I'm sure you're not a bad person, just not a good poster.  I wouldnt run you off or anything though.. its all just kind of neutral.. maybe I would notice if you disappeared for an extended period of time.  Who knows you could be the coolest person on earth.. who knows.


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Re: Insult me..... *DELETED* [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22199872 - 09/06/15 10:19 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Post deleted by Dr.Wongburger

Reason for deletion: do not like it



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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Dr.Wongburger]
    #22199910 - 09/06/15 10:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:publicfart:


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22200003 - 09/06/15 11:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

haha bloodwhip goin ham


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Sheekle]
    #22200020 - 09/06/15 11:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I LOVE HAM :awesome:


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22200049 - 09/06/15 11:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I deleted my post. I felt it was to much negativity. Bad seed in the ground. Whats the intent of this?

I feel its like those live cam's when every one encourages the person to commit suicide.
Or its like a deep web website like one of those "red rooms".

Could be completely wrong. Had to delete my post tho!


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Dr.Wongburger]
    #22200156 - 09/07/15 12:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

OP i could insult you but i could also inpepper you......


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22200174 - 09/07/15 12:11 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I LOVE HAM :awesome:





I'm sure you've made your parents proud


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22200344 - 09/07/15 01:30 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I don't know you at all, But apparently people pray  for cancer just to be rid of you shitty retarded presence; on and off The Shroomery.... has anyone in your family got cancer?  You're why!


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: InfiniteToker] * 1
    #22200481 - 09/07/15 02:31 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

OP, Why?

You aaaaareee sooooo beautifuuuuulll... tooo meee...


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22200789 - 09/07/15 07:14 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You are giant :underage: faggot shit poster


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22200805 - 09/07/15 07:22 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quick question. OP is a girl yes?


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Patlal]
    #22200811 - 09/07/15 07:25 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Quick question. OP is a girl yes?





you don't stand a chance with her bro


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It's just a shot away..


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22200823 - 09/07/15 07:32 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
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Patlal said:
Quick question. OP is a girl yes?





you don't stand a chance with her bro




And how old is she?


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Patlal]
    #22200833 - 09/07/15 07:36 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
Quick question. OP is a girl yes?





you don't stand a chance with her bro




And how old is she?





23


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Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Patlal]
    #22200834 - 09/07/15 07:37 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If I'm gonna brew up some evil shit, I need specifics. You know, personalize the insult.

Does she have a picture in the ladies thread? Cause I could work with that.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22200835 - 09/07/15 07:37 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
Quick question. OP is a girl yes?





you don't stand a chance with her bro




And how old is she?





23




ahhhh.

Young and still vulnerable.

I'm gonna have to take a shower after I post my insult.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Patlal]
    #22200838 - 09/07/15 07:39 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
Quick question. OP is a girl yes?





you don't stand a chance with her bro




And how old is she?



Depends on exactly what post you're asking about.

That shit changes so much, it's impossible to really tell.


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I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22200849 - 09/07/15 07:48 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:knowwhatnevermind:


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: ShroomerInTheRye]
    #22200945 - 09/07/15 08:24 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Anyone who ever loved you was wrong.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: The Ecstatic] * 1
    #22203156 - 09/07/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Alright, here goes, 25$ is 25$ after all. I've been brewing this shit all day. I'm going for the win here.

Dear OP.

Ever since I was born, I met quite a few people, but not like you. When a rich guy talks to you, he feels poor. When people see you, they run away. You're ugly with your crocked eyes and pocket under your eyes. Your pimples make your face look like a gargoyle. Your greasy hair, your hairy arm pits, your floppy ears and the black heads on your nose make even uglier. Your have the effect of a laxative on people. You could make yourself smell good, but no perfume can cover that rotten eggs smell coming from your cunt.

They say beauty is on the inside. If it's the case, have someone gut you right now, anything is an improvement at this point. Even rapists walk away from you. Even when you die, you'll be a fucking burden, we'll have to burn you because the worms won't go near you.

You could redeem yourself by having some sort of personality, but no, you're rotten through and through. There's no saving you at this point. There are no pills out there to help you. You're fucked... Well, no, nobody would fuck you. Wrong choice of word. Your presence is repulsive to everybody. The only chance you got to be liked by people would be if they saw the puddle of blood on the floor next to the razor blade you cut your wrist with. Then again, its only wishful thinking. You're too fat and the razor blade won't cut deep enough to reach a vein.

You're mother should have aborted you. She probably did but I am inclined to believe that you survived the abortion and lived in a dumpster with rats. Who am I kidding, the rats ran away the minute they saw you. I don't know the fuck you got to grow up without getting shot. Then again you can't aim at something you don't want to look at right? Worthless piece of shit that you are. Useless. Unlikeable, ugly, stinky fucking cunt. Please kill yourself.

Yours truly
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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Patlal]
    #22203171 - 09/07/15 05:10 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

So OP, how  about we go for coffee you and I?


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Patlal]
    #22203180 - 09/07/15 05:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:ohsnap:


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Patlal]
    #22203246 - 09/07/15 05:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:jokerclap:


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22203252 - 09/07/15 05:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Your more of a liberal than Assante and Koods put together.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: lowbrow]
    #22203295 - 09/07/15 05:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Only a few people did a decent job of insulting me.


I'll take a few days to decide and PM the winner with the code. Hopefully they'll come back here and let people know I actually paid up.

I get tons of these things due to my work. Have about 2300 dollars in Amazon bucks lol


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 1
    #22203434 - 09/07/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The idea of SeaShrooms babysitting children is less upsetting than the idea that responsible adults allow you to use spoons. You are so fucking stupid that your entire existence is derogatory and a detriment to the very air I breathe. If I ever met you I'd spit in your fucking face for being so self absorbed and condescending. Your head is far up your ass that when you were born from your mother's ragged split and broken cunt, they had to cut you from your ass to your tits just to remove your head from your undeveloped sphincter. The true tragedy of your birth was you were not stillborn as they thought you would be, as your mother shoved her hand so far up her cunt at the hospital that she wrapped the umbilical cord around your tiny throat in the hopes that you would die before your wretched existence would plague this earth. This planet has enough problems without pieces of shit like you, and frankly I don't know why you bother to carry on.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22203649 - 09/07/15 06:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Just give me my gift card already you little bitch.

If I ever meet you in irl, I'm gonna bitch slap you till you cry like the bitch you are. Then I'm gonna steal the rest of your gift cards just to prove a point.

As a human being you just suck donkey dick.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22203709 - 09/07/15 06:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

MajickMuffin said:
Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
Shouldn't be too hard

The best insult will receive a 25$ amazon gift card code.



You motherfucker, a lame as bitch nigger trying to make his way to prestige, only every time his path looks good you fuck it all up because you just cant seem to get away from guZzling thick cocks every night before bed.

Learned it from your mother, very detailed teachings she had. Learned from the best.
When your father asked if you were gay you told him, fuck no. He said::astonishedmustache: Yea right. Your just a bitch cock sucker. A fucking poor ass cock fucking sucker, just like your fucking mother you are.

You said: :lolsy: Your right father. Your right. I suck cock. I suck cock every night before I go to sleep. I have customers, I lay on my bed and put a blindfold on and tell the first one to come in, i have never seen his face, i dont even know who he is. Havent ever heard his voice.

Your father said: :thisisheavyman: I know son. Thats me.

You said: :shitmypants:

Your father said: I guzzel you thick just like your mother and I guzzel you right after your mother every night you fucking gay motherfucker :carlinorgasm:

You: :aaaargh::kummeli:




I have to bump this because it is fucking gold


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 1
    #22203723 - 09/07/15 06:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

And since the mods seem to be on vacation today OP you are a lame arrogant douchecanoe with your head stuffed up your ass


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22203773 - 09/07/15 06:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:


A fucking poor ass cock fucking sucker, just like your fucking mother you are.




Sentence of the month!


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22203780 - 09/07/15 06:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
Shouldn't be too hard

The best insult will receive a 25$ amazon gift card code.



I got this....
OP:
Someone you've statistically likely never met is willing to spend unbacked, worthless digital exchange they earned most likely by performing a task like a clown to see you shamed.  They inturn gave a piece of their soul to the nethervoid to prove how bad you suck at life.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: JimmyK]
    #22203980 - 09/07/15 07:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Op is a lil pussy-ass bitch.  A punk of the highest order.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22204012 - 09/07/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

YOU PIECE OF SUBHUMAN SHIT!!!!



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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22204168 - 09/07/15 08:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You are a lonely desperate fuck, who thinks a $25 amazon gift card will buy you frienemies.

I think it's all too clear, just how much of a social life you are trying to squeeze from this online forum.

Go outside. Now.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #22204185 - 09/07/15 08:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

reported.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22204201 - 09/07/15 08:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

For telling you to go outside?! Fine, take it easy and keep posting :thumbup:. We don't want you to gain an agoraphobically induced cardiac arrest. Smh, some people here are fucking pathetic.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #22204208 - 09/07/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:cop:


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 1
    #22204219 - 09/07/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

So does he win? :eyebrow:

Also :thisthreadsucks:


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: zZZz]
    #22204232 - 09/07/15 08:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

No. Fuck that asshole


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22204265 - 09/07/15 08:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:eyebrow:


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 1
    #22204272 - 09/07/15 08:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Whoever actually wins will never see the card, because OP is deep down, nothing more than a sniveling runt with a childish fetish for some negative attention. The moment it becomes real and he's actually insulted, is the moment this thread dies without closure. I'll bet anyone here a $25 card of my own on that fact.

What a fucking chump.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #22204285 - 09/07/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Lol, how far is too far in the pub :crazy:

I have a slight bad-boy kinda thrill right now :evil:


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Giftofdeprivation] * 1
    #22204319 - 09/07/15 08:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You really want that card don't ya?


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22204336 - 09/07/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Nah, I just like insulting people :shrug:

You did actually get a lil' insulted though dincha?

DINCHA??!


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #22204348 - 09/07/15 08:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Not at all.

A few have some close, though.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22204406 - 09/07/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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A few have some close, though.


That's pretty sad considering you're the one that made this thread. All you'd ever have to do is remember you asked for it :shrug:

In all honesty, the entire premise is rigged. The moment you become actually insulted, is the moment you produce avoidant behavior. Hence all the single greamlin posts in lieu of actual feedback. You'll ignore someone before you give that card up, I bet anything.

Zappa is completely right :thisthreadsucks:


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #22204711 - 09/07/15 09:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

So wait, I win right? :cheersyoufuck:


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22205268 - 09/08/15 12:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

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reported.





What a little bitch, what a little punk ass bitch.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: lowbrow]
    #22205277 - 09/08/15 12:07 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
reported.





What a little bitch, what a little punk ass bitch.




:ban:  :jefferson:


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22205289 - 09/08/15 12:10 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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You really want that card don't ya
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What a little pussy.  A true bitch of the highest order.


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    #22205296 - 09/08/15 12:14 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

lowbrow said:
Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
reported.





What a little bitch, what a little punk ass bitch.




:ban:  :jefferson:




He's the dumb little asshole who made a thread that said INSULT ME....what are you his little butt buddy or something?  By the way dickweed, soon as I win my card I'll tell you the address to send it you little beta male bitch.

Ya feel me?


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: lowbrow]
    #22205306 - 09/08/15 12:16 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
reported.





What a little bitch, what a little punk ass bitch.



Right? then he had the nerve to call ME a cop?!

I only use handcuffs to confine misinformed, gagged, young homos to random hotel toilets.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Giftofdeprivation] * 1
    #22205321 - 09/08/15 12:23 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

lowbrow said:
Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
reported.





What a little bitch, what a little punk ass bitch.



Right? then he had the nerve to call ME a cop?!

I only use handcuffs to confine misinformed, gagged, young homos to random hotel toilets.




Wait a minute, yur a cop?


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    #22205326 - 09/08/15 12:24 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

No, more like a vigilante.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22205332 - 09/08/15 12:25 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Insult me..... [Re: lowbrow]
    #22205337 - 09/08/15 12:27 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

As long as this thread is open we can say ANYTHING about the little antagonistic bitch we call "OP".  So until then fuck that little pussy asshole., besides that bitch owes me a gift card.


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