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RanOutOfWeed
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Insult me.....
#22199052 - 09/06/15 07:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shouldn't be too hard
The best insult will receive a 25$ amazon gift card code.
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Sheekle
FREE BURKE



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no1 luvs u
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Tyesins
:)


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you are flawless
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Arctic W. Fox

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No.
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RanOutOfWeed
Sleepy



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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Sheekle]
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Shroomslip
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You're not controversial enough to really stir any hate in me to insult you with. You're just kinda boring and mediocre.
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RanOutOfWeed
Sleepy



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That's the spirit!
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you can't take that many bong hits
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Seriously_trippin
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you ran out of weed
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Oggy
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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


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RanOutOfWeed said: Shouldn't be too hard
The best insult will receive a 25$ amazon gift card code.
Since you ran out of weed...you are such a piece of shit that you cant be insulted anymore. You sre a disgrace to potheads around the world. Next time check your stash before you smoke all your damn smoke, son.
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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zZZz
jesus


Registered: 12/28/07
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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Oggy]
#22199269 - 09/06/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Are we suppose to make u cry, or like just make u really angry?..
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


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Quote:
Shroomslip said:
You're not controversial enough to really stir any hate in me to insult you with. You're just kinda boring and mediocre.
ouch
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RanOutOfWeed
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Let us all try to live up to ShroomSlip's Standards.
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fungusmuncher
rabbit chaser



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You slimy festering rat cunt. Clean your britches.
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zappaisgod
horrid asshole


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Quote:
RanOutOfWeed said: Shouldn't be too hard
The best insult will receive a 25$ amazon gift card code.
You are stupid, dull, boring, unattractive and friendless. Deservedly so.
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RanOutOfWeed
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zappaisgod
horrid asshole


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You asked for an insult and I gave you my best. I don't even want the gift, just the credit.
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MajickMuffin
Edible Cult


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Quote:
RanOutOfWeed said: Shouldn't be too hard
The best insult will receive a 25$ amazon gift card code.
You motherfucker, a lame as bitch nigger trying to make his way to prestige, only every time his path looks good you fuck it all up because you just cant seem to get away from guZzling thick cocks every night before bed.
Learned it from your mother, very detailed teachings she had. Learned from the best. When your father asked if you were gay you told him, fuck no. He said: Yea right. Your just a bitch cock sucker. A fucking poor ass cock fucking sucker, just like your fucking mother you are.
You said: Your right father. Your right. I suck cock. I suck cock every night before I go to sleep. I have customers, I lay on my bed and put a blindfold on and tell the first one to come in, i have never seen his face, i dont even know who he is. Havent ever heard his voice.
Your father said: I know son. Thats me.
You said: 
Your father said: I guzzel you thick just like your mother and I guzzel you right after your mother every night you fucking gay motherfucker 
You: 
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I'm tired of your faggot vegan bullshit. you constantly make/derail thread about veganism, or specific foods are bad for you.
you're annoying. i dont care if eggs are healthy or not. i like them, and you can fuck off and shove all that faggotry up your ass while your at it
i hope i dont get banned.
Edited by Adolin (09/06/15 08:32 PM)
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Your mum loves it.



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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Adolin] 1
#22199361 - 09/06/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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you benedict
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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
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Quote:
MajickMuffin said:
Quote:
RanOutOfWeed said: Shouldn't be too hard
The best insult will receive a 25$ amazon gift card code.
You motherfucker, a lame as bitch nigger trying to make his way to prestige, only every time his path looks good you fuck it all up because you just cant seem to get away from guZzling thick cocks every night before bed.
Learned it from your mother, very detailed teachings she had. Learned from the best. When your father asked if you were gay you told him, fuck no. He said: Yea right. Your just a bitch cock sucker. A fucking poor ass cock fucking sucker, just like your fucking mother you are.
You said: Your right father. Your right. I suck cock. I suck cock every night before I go to sleep. I have customers, I lay on my bed and put a blindfold on and tell the first one to come in, i have never seen his face, i dont even know who he is. Havent ever heard his voice.
Your father said: I know son. Thats me.
You said: 
Your father said: I guzzel you thick just like your mother and I guzzel you right after your mother every night you fucking gay motherfucker 
You:  
damn....what a shroomerite would do for 25 dollars...
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Shroomslip
Architekt



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RanOutOfWeed said: Let us all try to live up to ShroomSlip's Standards.
Please do, it will make the shroomery a much more enjoyable experience for all.
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Shroomslip
Architekt



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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Adolin]
#22199401 - 09/06/15 08:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Gresh said: I'm tired of your faggot vegan bullshit. you constantly make/derail thread about veganism, or specific foods are bad for you.
you're annoying. i dont care if eggs are healthy or not. i like them, and you can fuck off and shove all that faggotry up your ass while your at it
i hope i dont get banned.
You're playing the unofficial ban lotto dropping that word around here. Lately it's been tolerated, but it won't be long before some mod decides to just pick someone at random to ban for it.
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Adolin




Registered: 06/28/11
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Quote:
Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:
MajickMuffin said:
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RanOutOfWeed said: Shouldn't be too hard
The best insult will receive a 25$ amazon gift card code.
You motherfucker, a lame as bitch nigger trying to make his way to prestige, only every time his path looks good you fuck it all up because you just cant seem to get away from guZzling thick cocks every night before bed.
Learned it from your mother, very detailed teachings she had. Learned from the best. When your father asked if you were gay you told him, fuck no. He said: Yea right. Your just a bitch cock sucker. A fucking poor ass cock fucking sucker, just like your fucking mother you are.
You said: Your right father. Your right. I suck cock. I suck cock every night before I go to sleep. I have customers, I lay on my bed and put a blindfold on and tell the first one to come in, i have never seen his face, i dont even know who he is. Havent ever heard his voice.
Your father said: I know son. Thats me.
You said: 
Your father said: I guzzel you thick just like your mother and I guzzel you right after your mother every night you fucking gay motherfucker 
You:  
damn....what a shroomerite would do for 25 dollars...
that was impressive as fuck
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zZZz
jesus


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Adolin] 1
#22199424 - 09/06/15 08:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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U probably shoulda posted this in otd op, Ull get more creative responses there
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MajickMuffin
Edible Cult


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: zZZz]
#22199430 - 09/06/15 08:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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zZZz said: U probably shoulda posted this in otd op, Ull get more creative responses there
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zZZz
jesus


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: zZZz] 1
#22199431 - 09/06/15 08:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Can some of the mods move this to otd plz?
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Adolin




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Re: Insult me..... [Re: zZZz]
#22199434 - 09/06/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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zZZz said: Can some of the mods move this to otd plz?
buzz off. OP asked to be insulted
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Bodhi of Ankou
*alternate opinion blocks path*


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You are the unwanted result of an unsatisfying ejaculation.
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zZZz
jesus


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: zZZz] 2
#22199441 - 09/06/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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zZZz said: Can some of the mods move this to otd plz?
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Bitter Cactus
reformed bad boy



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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Adolin]
#22199444 - 09/06/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Gresh said: faggot
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RanOutOfWeed
Sleepy



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Getting good now.
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zZZz
jesus


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Adolin] 1
#22199454 - 09/06/15 08:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Gresh said:
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zZZz said: Can some of the mods move this to otd plz?
buzz off. OP asked to be insulted
This thread sucks tho
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Adolin




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Quote:
Bitter Cactus said:
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Gresh said: faggot

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Bodhi of Ankou
*alternate opinion blocks path*


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Everyone who ever loved you was wrong.
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Bitter Cactus
reformed bad boy



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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Adolin]
#22199470 - 09/06/15 08:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Gresh said:
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Bitter Cactus said:
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Gresh said: faggot


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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
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OP is the result of his mom sitting on his dads prick right when he was about to finish jacking off. You are a weak sperm that ran out of weed..
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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zZZz
jesus


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Quote:
Bitter Cactus said:
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Gresh said:
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Bitter Cactus said:
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Gresh said: faggot



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Bodhi of Ankou
*alternate opinion blocks path*


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: zZZz]
#22199481 - 09/06/15 08:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Alternatively, I hope everything you've ever loved dies slowly in your arms.
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Bitter Cactus
reformed bad boy



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Re: Insult me..... [Re: zZZz]
#22199482 - 09/06/15 08:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Bitter Cactus said:
Quote:
Gresh said:
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Bitter Cactus said:
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Gresh said: faggot




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MajickMuffin
Edible Cult


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Bodhi of Ankou said: Alternatively, I hope everything you've ever loved dies slowly in your arms.
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Bitter Cactus
reformed bad boy



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Quote:
MajickMuffin said:
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Bodhi of Ankou said: Alternatively, I hope everything you've ever loved dies slowly in your arms.

-------------------- Taking acid and thinking you are a better man is a lot different then actually becoming a better man.
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MajickMuffin
Edible Cult


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Quote:
Bitter Cactus said:
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MajickMuffin said:
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Bodhi of Ankou said: Alternatively, I hope everything you've ever loved dies slowly in your arms.


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Bodhi of Ankou
*alternate opinion blocks path*


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OP is like the white crayon in the box, unskilled, unused, and without a purpose.
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MajickMuffin
Edible Cult


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Quote:
Bodhi of Ankou said: OP is like the white crayon in the box, unskilled, unused, and without a purpose.
Tattoos look horrible on Black people because it kind of blends in and smears.
But bring up the idea of using White ink and theyll linch ya right infront of the god damn police station. Even though its a grand idea
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Janky Tits

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You are a giant faggot shit poster
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Bodhi of Ankou
*alternate opinion blocks path*


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The best part of you dripped down your mother's leg
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rackem



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that was pretty fucking funny.
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Janky Tits

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OP is better off as a cum stain on the sofa
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zappaisgod
horrid asshole


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: rackem]
#22199648 - 09/06/15 09:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Also old. His first insult was impressive, though.
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xbloodwhipx

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First off you aren't paying ANYONE 25 dollars, because you don't even have 25 dollars. You are too young to get a job.
You opted out because everyone fucking hates you, you are a shitty, poster.
Assuming you saved up enough allowance to give someone 25 dollars, you couldn't pay them with paypal because mom would find out you have been using her paypal, and you would be grounded. Therefor unable to post on the shroomery for a period of time. However, its not like anyone here would fucking miss you. So it makes sense why you would pay with an amazon gift card.
Too bad NONE of us are getting it, because you are a fucking liar and know it... You like the pain of being insulted, it gets you off, fucking freak.
Ranoutofweed? What kinda fucking username is that. Go buy some more weed (not a gram, like you usually buy with your allowance... save up some and buy like an ounce or something). YOU NOW HAVE A INVALID USERNAME. Great job you fuck up!
Your signature. Just horrendous. I don't even know what to say, leave eggs the FUCK ALONE.
Please, for everyone you knows sanity, go live in the desert or something. The jungles of africa. You dont even belong in society.
Fucking scum.
Please dont ban me
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zappaisgod
horrid asshole


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Janky Tits

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Pretty sure Op is a dude....
He just has a female in his avatar cuz he is a huge fag
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Shroomslip
Architekt



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Wait this is the wife or whatever now?
I get so confused. It's either the Husband, wife, cousin, gardener or distant acquaintance.
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Sleepy



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OTD Keymaster


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Your threads suck. They have since I noticed you. How's your creepy neighbor getting along? I couldnt be bothered with following up.
I'm sure you're not a bad person, just not a good poster. I wouldnt run you off or anything though.. its all just kind of neutral.. maybe I would notice if you disappeared for an extended period of time. Who knows you could be the coolest person on earth.. who knows.
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Dr.Wongburger
Yes!!


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RanOutOfWeed
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Sheekle
FREE BURKE



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haha bloodwhip goin ham
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xbloodwhipx

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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Sheekle]
#22200020 - 09/06/15 11:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I LOVE HAM
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Dr.Wongburger
Yes!!


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I deleted my post. I felt it was to much negativity. Bad seed in the ground. Whats the intent of this?
I feel its like those live cam's when every one encourages the person to commit suicide. Or its like a deep web website like one of those "red rooms".
Could be completely wrong. Had to delete my post tho!
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mindbodysoul
the fertile


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OP i could insult you but i could also inpepper you......
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


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InfiniteToker
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I don't know you at all, But apparently people pray for cancer just to be rid of you shitty retarded presence; on and off The Shroomery.... has anyone in your family got cancer? You're why!
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Bigfeely123
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OP, Why?
You aaaaareee sooooo beautifuuuuulll... tooo meee...
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Janky Tits

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You are giant faggot shit poster
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Quick question. OP is a girl yes?
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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said: Quick question. OP is a girl yes?
you don't stand a chance with her bro
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Bill_Oreilly said:
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Patlal said: Quick question. OP is a girl yes?
you don't stand a chance with her bro
And how old is she?
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ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said:
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Patlal said: Quick question. OP is a girl yes?
you don't stand a chance with her bro
And how old is she?
23
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Patlal]
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If I'm gonna brew up some evil shit, I need specifics. You know, personalize the insult.
Does she have a picture in the ladies thread? Cause I could work with that.
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Bill_Oreilly said:
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Patlal said:
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Bill_Oreilly said:
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Patlal said: Quick question. OP is a girl yes?
you don't stand a chance with her bro
And how old is she?
23
ahhhh.
Young and still vulnerable.
I'm gonna have to take a shower after I post my insult.
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Shroomslip
Architekt



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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said:
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Bill_Oreilly said:
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Patlal said: Quick question. OP is a girl yes?
you don't stand a chance with her bro
And how old is she?
Depends on exactly what post you're asking about.
That shit changes so much, it's impossible to really tell.
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ShroomerInTheRye
Clit Commander



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The Ecstatic
Chilldog Extraordinaire


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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Alright, here goes, 25$ is 25$ after all. I've been brewing this shit all day. I'm going for the win here.
Dear OP.
Ever since I was born, I met quite a few people, but not like you. When a rich guy talks to you, he feels poor. When people see you, they run away. You're ugly with your crocked eyes and pocket under your eyes. Your pimples make your face look like a gargoyle. Your greasy hair, your hairy arm pits, your floppy ears and the black heads on your nose make even uglier. Your have the effect of a laxative on people. You could make yourself smell good, but no perfume can cover that rotten eggs smell coming from your cunt.
They say beauty is on the inside. If it's the case, have someone gut you right now, anything is an improvement at this point. Even rapists walk away from you. Even when you die, you'll be a fucking burden, we'll have to burn you because the worms won't go near you.
You could redeem yourself by having some sort of personality, but no, you're rotten through and through. There's no saving you at this point. There are no pills out there to help you. You're fucked... Well, no, nobody would fuck you. Wrong choice of word. Your presence is repulsive to everybody. The only chance you got to be liked by people would be if they saw the puddle of blood on the floor next to the razor blade you cut your wrist with. Then again, its only wishful thinking. You're too fat and the razor blade won't cut deep enough to reach a vein.
You're mother should have aborted you. She probably did but I am inclined to believe that you survived the abortion and lived in a dumpster with rats. Who am I kidding, the rats ran away the minute they saw you. I don't know the fuck you got to grow up without getting shot. Then again you can't aim at something you don't want to look at right? Worthless piece of shit that you are. Useless. Unlikeable, ugly, stinky fucking cunt. Please kill yourself.
Yours truly Every living creature on earth.
Do I win?
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Patlal]
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So OP, how about we go for coffee you and I?
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Bigfeely123
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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Patlal]
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RanOutOfWeed
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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Patlal]
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lowbrow
Paddy Time!!!!


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Your more of a liberal than Assante and Koods put together.
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RanOutOfWeed
Sleepy



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Re: Insult me..... [Re: lowbrow]
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Only a few people did a decent job of insulting me.
I'll take a few days to decide and PM the winner with the code. Hopefully they'll come back here and let people know I actually paid up.
I get tons of these things due to my work. Have about 2300 dollars in Amazon bucks lol
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shoulda died already



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The idea of SeaShrooms babysitting children is less upsetting than the idea that responsible adults allow you to use spoons. You are so fucking stupid that your entire existence is derogatory and a detriment to the very air I breathe. If I ever met you I'd spit in your fucking face for being so self absorbed and condescending. Your head is far up your ass that when you were born from your mother's ragged split and broken cunt, they had to cut you from your ass to your tits just to remove your head from your undeveloped sphincter. The true tragedy of your birth was you were not stillborn as they thought you would be, as your mother shoved her hand so far up her cunt at the hospital that she wrapped the umbilical cord around your tiny throat in the hopes that you would die before your wretched existence would plague this earth. This planet has enough problems without pieces of shit like you, and frankly I don't know why you bother to carry on.
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lowbrow
Paddy Time!!!!


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Just give me my gift card already you little bitch.
If I ever meet you in irl, I'm gonna bitch slap you till you cry like the bitch you are. Then I'm gonna steal the rest of your gift cards just to prove a point.
As a human being you just suck donkey dick.
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OhMrJohnson
Ashes Against The Grain

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MajickMuffin said:
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RanOutOfWeed said: Shouldn't be too hard
The best insult will receive a 25$ amazon gift card code.
You motherfucker, a lame as bitch nigger trying to make his way to prestige, only every time his path looks good you fuck it all up because you just cant seem to get away from guZzling thick cocks every night before bed.
Learned it from your mother, very detailed teachings she had. Learned from the best. When your father asked if you were gay you told him, fuck no. He said: Yea right. Your just a bitch cock sucker. A fucking poor ass cock fucking sucker, just like your fucking mother you are.
You said: Your right father. Your right. I suck cock. I suck cock every night before I go to sleep. I have customers, I lay on my bed and put a blindfold on and tell the first one to come in, i have never seen his face, i dont even know who he is. Havent ever heard his voice.
Your father said: I know son. Thats me.
You said: 
Your father said: I guzzel you thick just like your mother and I guzzel you right after your mother every night you fucking gay motherfucker 
You:  
I have to bump this because it is fucking gold
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OhMrJohnson
Ashes Against The Grain

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And since the mods seem to be on vacation today OP you are a lame arrogant douchecanoe with your head stuffed up your ass
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A fucking poor ass cock fucking sucker, just like your fucking mother you are.
Sentence of the month!
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JimmyK
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RanOutOfWeed said: Shouldn't be too hard
The best insult will receive a 25$ amazon gift card code.
I got this.... OP: Someone you've statistically likely never met is willing to spend unbacked, worthless digital exchange they earned most likely by performing a task like a clown to see you shamed. They inturn gave a piece of their soul to the nethervoid to prove how bad you suck at life.
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lowbrow
Paddy Time!!!!


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: JimmyK]
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Op is a lil pussy-ass bitch. A punk of the highest order.
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DurgaDurg
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YOU PIECE OF SUBHUMAN SHIT!!!!
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Giftofdeprivation
Discerning Vagrant



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You are a lonely desperate fuck, who thinks a $25 amazon gift card will buy you frienemies.
I think it's all too clear, just how much of a social life you are trying to squeeze from this online forum.
Go outside. Now.
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RanOutOfWeed
Sleepy



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Giftofdeprivation
Discerning Vagrant



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For telling you to go outside?! Fine, take it easy and keep posting . We don't want you to gain an agoraphobically induced cardiac arrest. Smh, some people here are fucking pathetic.
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RanOutOfWeed
Sleepy



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zZZz
jesus


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So does he win? 
Also :thisthreadsucks:
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RanOutOfWeed
Sleepy



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Re: Insult me..... [Re: zZZz]
#22204232 - 09/07/15 08:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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No. Fuck that asshole
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zZZz
jesus


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Giftofdeprivation
Discerning Vagrant



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Whoever actually wins will never see the card, because OP is deep down, nothing more than a sniveling runt with a childish fetish for some negative attention. The moment it becomes real and he's actually insulted, is the moment this thread dies without closure. I'll bet anyone here a $25 card of my own on that fact.
What a fucking chump.
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Giftofdeprivation
Discerning Vagrant



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Lol, how far is too far in the pub 
I have a slight bad-boy kinda thrill right now
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RanOutOfWeed
Sleepy



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You really want that card don't ya?
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Giftofdeprivation
Discerning Vagrant



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Nah, I just like insulting people 
You did actually get a lil' insulted though dincha?
DINCHA??!
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RanOutOfWeed
Sleepy



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Not at all.
A few have some close, though.
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Giftofdeprivation
Discerning Vagrant



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RanOutOfWeed said: A few have some close, though.
That's pretty sad considering you're the one that made this thread. All you'd ever have to do is remember you asked for it 
In all honesty, the entire premise is rigged. The moment you become actually insulted, is the moment you produce avoidant behavior. Hence all the single greamlin posts in lieu of actual feedback. You'll ignore someone before you give that card up, I bet anything.
Zappa is completely right :thisthreadsucks:
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MajickMuffin
Edible Cult


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So wait, I win right?
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lowbrow
Paddy Time!!!!


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RanOutOfWeed said: reported.
What a little bitch, what a little punk ass bitch.
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Bitter Cactus
reformed bad boy



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Re: Insult me..... [Re: lowbrow]
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lowbrow said:
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RanOutOfWeed said: reported.
What a little bitch, what a little punk ass bitch.
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lowbrow
Paddy Time!!!!


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RanOutOfWeed said: You really want that card don't ya ]
What a little pussy. A true bitch of the highest order.
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lowbrow
Paddy Time!!!!


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Bitter Cactus said:
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lowbrow said:
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RanOutOfWeed said: reported.
What a little bitch, what a little punk ass bitch.

He's the dumb little asshole who made a thread that said INSULT ME....what are you his little butt buddy or something? By the way dickweed, soon as I win my card I'll tell you the address to send it you little beta male bitch.
Ya feel me?
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Giftofdeprivation
Discerning Vagrant



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Re: Insult me..... [Re: lowbrow]
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lowbrow said:
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RanOutOfWeed said: reported.
What a little bitch, what a little punk ass bitch.
Right? then he had the nerve to call ME a cop?!
I only use handcuffs to confine misinformed, gagged, young homos to random hotel toilets.
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lowbrow
Paddy Time!!!!


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Giftofdeprivation said:
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lowbrow said:
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RanOutOfWeed said: reported.
What a little bitch, what a little punk ass bitch.
Right? then he had the nerve to call ME a cop?!
I only use handcuffs to confine misinformed, gagged, young homos to random hotel toilets.
Wait a minute, yur a cop?
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Giftofdeprivation
Discerning Vagrant



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Re: Insult me..... [Re: lowbrow]
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No, more like a vigilante.
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theRAPeutic
Hueman


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pink eared caucazoid
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lowbrow
Paddy Time!!!!


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: lowbrow]
#22205337 - 09/08/15 12:27 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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As long as this thread is open we can say ANYTHING about the little antagonistic bitch we call "OP". So until then fuck that little pussy asshole., besides that bitch owes me a gift card.
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