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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Patlal]
    #22203246 - 09/07/15 05:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:jokerclap:


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22203252 - 09/07/15 05:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Your more of a liberal than Assante and Koods put together.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: lowbrow]
    #22203295 - 09/07/15 05:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Only a few people did a decent job of insulting me.


I'll take a few days to decide and PM the winner with the code. Hopefully they'll come back here and let people know I actually paid up.

I get tons of these things due to my work. Have about 2300 dollars in Amazon bucks lol


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 1
    #22203434 - 09/07/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The idea of SeaShrooms babysitting children is less upsetting than the idea that responsible adults allow you to use spoons. You are so fucking stupid that your entire existence is derogatory and a detriment to the very air I breathe. If I ever met you I'd spit in your fucking face for being so self absorbed and condescending. Your head is far up your ass that when you were born from your mother's ragged split and broken cunt, they had to cut you from your ass to your tits just to remove your head from your undeveloped sphincter. The true tragedy of your birth was you were not stillborn as they thought you would be, as your mother shoved her hand so far up her cunt at the hospital that she wrapped the umbilical cord around your tiny throat in the hopes that you would die before your wretched existence would plague this earth. This planet has enough problems without pieces of shit like you, and frankly I don't know why you bother to carry on.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22203649 - 09/07/15 06:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Just give me my gift card already you little bitch.

If I ever meet you in irl, I'm gonna bitch slap you till you cry like the bitch you are. Then I'm gonna steal the rest of your gift cards just to prove a point.

As a human being you just suck donkey dick.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22203709 - 09/07/15 06:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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MajickMuffin said:
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RanOutOfWeed said:
Shouldn't be too hard

The best insult will receive a 25$ amazon gift card code.



You motherfucker, a lame as bitch nigger trying to make his way to prestige, only every time his path looks good you fuck it all up because you just cant seem to get away from guZzling thick cocks every night before bed.

Learned it from your mother, very detailed teachings she had. Learned from the best.
When your father asked if you were gay you told him, fuck no. He said::astonishedmustache: Yea right. Your just a bitch cock sucker. A fucking poor ass cock fucking sucker, just like your fucking mother you are.

You said: :lolsy: Your right father. Your right. I suck cock. I suck cock every night before I go to sleep. I have customers, I lay on my bed and put a blindfold on and tell the first one to come in, i have never seen his face, i dont even know who he is. Havent ever heard his voice.

Your father said: :thisisheavyman: I know son. Thats me.

You said: :shitmypants:

Your father said: I guzzel you thick just like your mother and I guzzel you right after your mother every night you fucking gay motherfucker :carlinorgasm:

You: :aaaargh::kummeli:




I have to bump this because it is fucking gold


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 1
    #22203723 - 09/07/15 06:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

And since the mods seem to be on vacation today OP you are a lame arrogant douchecanoe with your head stuffed up your ass


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22203773 - 09/07/15 06:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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A fucking poor ass cock fucking sucker, just like your fucking mother you are.




Sentence of the month!


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22203780 - 09/07/15 06:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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RanOutOfWeed said:
Shouldn't be too hard

The best insult will receive a 25$ amazon gift card code.



I got this....
OP:
Someone you've statistically likely never met is willing to spend unbacked, worthless digital exchange they earned most likely by performing a task like a clown to see you shamed.  They inturn gave a piece of their soul to the nethervoid to prove how bad you suck at life.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: JimmyK]
    #22203980 - 09/07/15 07:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Op is a lil pussy-ass bitch.  A punk of the highest order.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22204012 - 09/07/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

YOU PIECE OF SUBHUMAN SHIT!!!!



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If you need to, hook him with your right, hook him with your right till he wiggles and wallows

He sleeps atop a bag of raven’s legs, curled up rats napping by his head
Takes his eye out with a ball point pen
And makes nunchaku with his torn off legs

You wake up with a hatchet over your head
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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22204168 - 09/07/15 08:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You are a lonely desperate fuck, who thinks a $25 amazon gift card will buy you frienemies.

I think it's all too clear, just how much of a social life you are trying to squeeze from this online forum.

Go outside. Now.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #22204185 - 09/07/15 08:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

reported.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22204201 - 09/07/15 08:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

For telling you to go outside?! Fine, take it easy and keep posting :thumbup:. We don't want you to gain an agoraphobically induced cardiac arrest. Smh, some people here are fucking pathetic.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #22204208 - 09/07/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:cop:


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 1
    #22204219 - 09/07/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

So does he win? :eyebrow:

Also :thisthreadsucks:


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: zZZz]
    #22204232 - 09/07/15 08:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

No. Fuck that asshole


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22204265 - 09/07/15 08:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:eyebrow:


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 1
    #22204272 - 09/07/15 08:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Whoever actually wins will never see the card, because OP is deep down, nothing more than a sniveling runt with a childish fetish for some negative attention. The moment it becomes real and he's actually insulted, is the moment this thread dies without closure. I'll bet anyone here a $25 card of my own on that fact.

What a fucking chump.


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Re: Insult me..... [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #22204285 - 09/07/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Lol, how far is too far in the pub :crazy:

I have a slight bad-boy kinda thrill right now :evil:


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