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Next Month
    #22197326 - 09/06/15 01:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, "Daddy check for monsters under my bed."

I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me and whispering, "Daddy there's somebody on my bed!"





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The doctors told the amputee he might experience a phantom limb from time to time.

Nobody prepared him for the moments though, when he felt cold fingers brush across his phantom hand.





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I can't move, breathe, speak or hear and it's so dark all the time.

If I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated instead.





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I woke up to hear knocking on glass.

At first, I thought it was the window - until I heard it come from the mirror again.





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They celebrated the first successful cryogenic freezing.

He had no way of letting them know he was still conscious.





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It sat on my shelf, with thoughtless porcelain eyes and the prettiest pink doll dress I could find.

Why did she have to be born still?





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The grinning face stared at me from the darkness beyond my bedroom window.

I live on the 14th floor.





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There was a picture in my phone of me sleeping.

I live alone.





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I just saw my reflection blink.





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You wake up.

She doesn’t.





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My daughter won’t stop crying and screaming in the middle of the night.

I visit her grave and ask her to stop, but it doesn’t help.





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You’re laying in bed and with your feet dangling out of the covers.

You feel a hand grab your feet.





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My wife woke me up last night to tell me there was an intruder in our house.

She was murdered by an intruder 2 years ago.





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"I can't sleep" she whispered, crawling into bed with me.

I woke up cold, clutching the dress she was buried in.





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I was stoned.

Taco Bell was closed.




NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: Next Month [Re: Arctic W. Fox] * 1
    #22197351 - 09/06/15 01:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

"I was stoned.

Taco Bell was closed."

Some fucked up shit right there


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it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

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Re: Next Month [Re: Arctic W. Fox]
    #22264614 - 09/20/15 12:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)



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