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OfflineSunnyD
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Do you sleep naked?
    #22195859 - 09/06/15 06:31 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Well?

I used to not, but for the past few months i have almost every night. Even when im not sleeping im nude alot more nowadays
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Re: Do you sleep naked? [Re: SunnyD]
    #22195863 - 09/06/15 06:33 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Sleeping naked is the only way, really. You sleep better because your circulation is unhindered by clothes and twists in them.


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Re: Do you sleep naked? [Re: Asante]
    #22195876 - 09/06/15 06:39 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:datass:

I also love waking up to a nude throbbing cock unhindered by clothing :wink:


butt yeah seriously i feel better sleeping this way
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Re: Do you sleep naked? [Re: SunnyD]
    #22195880 - 09/06/15 06:40 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Not usually but sometimes if I'm sleepin with a lady I will


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Re: Do you sleep naked? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22195884 - 09/06/15 06:43 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Not usually but sometimes if I'm sleepin with a lady I will



Nude sleep with a lover is the best


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Re: Do you sleep naked? [Re: SunnyD]
    #22195909 - 09/06/15 06:59 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Nope. Even sleeping in my boxers has proven to entail risk..

One day while sleeping on the couch, a cop started banging on my door, I didn't know it was a cop, so of course I rushed there to see wtf was going on. I peek my head out the door and see a cop, he tells me he needs to speak with me. As I stand there hiding behind the door with very pronounced morning wood, I ask him if I could put some clothes on first. Of course he's a dick and says no and demands I come out that second. Carefully weighing embarrassment to repercussion, I step outside, full mast. At which point, the cop literally stares in awe of my dick (I am not making this up :ilold:). Having him stare at it makes me really uncomfortable, so I try to tuck it up into the waistband as quickly as possible, which of course does not go according to plan because there is a very narrow margin of error of successful tuck and showing said dick. Cop gets even more nervous acting, literally takes a step down (it's an upstairs apartment) and is kind of speechless for a second. He tries to formulate words, but they cut off midway through as he tries to compose himself.

He should've just let me fucking put on clothes. This could have been avoided.

Moral of the story: Don't sleep nude, put on pants before answering the door, and at the very least, tuck that shit before you open the door.


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Re: Do you sleep naked? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22195920 - 09/06/15 07:03 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Classic


i ususally have some sort of pants next to my bed so im able to get clothed quick


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Re: Do you sleep naked? [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #22195921 - 09/06/15 07:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Also don't step out of your house to talk to a cop unless he has a warrant. He had no right to tell you that you couldn't put clothes on.


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Re: Do you sleep naked? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22195927 - 09/06/15 07:07 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I can't sleep with clothes on.


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Re: Do you sleep naked? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22195934 - 09/06/15 07:10 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:shrug: I was young and dumb. I knew why he was there, and he could've charged me with something. I didn't want to make things worse. I wasn't going to incriminate myself, but talking to him was a good way to diffuse the situation (and I did). If I had shut the door in his face, I'd of probably ended up in jail. No reason to make him go get the warrant when I can just act all apologetic and let him verbally assault me for 15 minutes so that he feels like he's done something.

Also if the last couple of years has proven anything, it's that cops don't always care what is legal.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Do you sleep naked? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22195936 - 09/06/15 07:11 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Neither can I

Every time I try I'm like "fuck this shit" tearing it all off in 3 minutes


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Re: Do you sleep naked? [Re: SunnyD] * 1
    #22195954 - 09/06/15 07:18 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Wearing condoms is like sleepin with ya socks on

My bus driver told me that at skool


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Re: Do you sleep naked? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22195956 - 09/06/15 07:18 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You could have been charged with indecent exposure and registered as a sex offender


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Re: Do you sleep naked? [Re: SunnyD]
    #22195957 - 09/06/15 07:18 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

AddyZomeD said:
Well?

I used to not, but for the past few months i have almost every night. Even when im not sleeping im nude alot more nowadays
:freewilly:

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sleeping naked is the best. Even boxers seem to bother me.


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Re: Do you sleep naked? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22195962 - 09/06/15 07:19 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I would've just wrapped a blanket around myself in that situation


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Re: Do you sleep naked? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22195967 - 09/06/15 07:22 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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nicechrisman said:
You could have been charged with indecent exposure and registered as a sex offender



Pretty sure even the cheapest of lawyers could get that case dismissed.
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OhMrJohnson said:
I would've just wrapped a blanket around myself in that situation



I was already at the door. I got woken from a dead sleep to someone beating on the door, first instinct is to run to the door to see wtf is going on. Any other single person, I wouldn't have had any need at all to immediately step outside. It just happened to be a cop. If I could grab a blanket after the fact, I could've grabbed clothes.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Do you sleep naked? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22196030 - 09/06/15 07:47 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I always sleep naked


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Re: Do you sleep naked? [Re: Patlal]
    #22196127 - 09/06/15 08:23 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Almost always, even on cold nights...:ass:
:sleep: . . . :peace:


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Re: Do you sleep naked? [Re: vinsue] * 1
    #22196134 - 09/06/15 08:27 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Probably about half the time. I move around a lot at night and like to lay on my side with a pillow between my legs. That pillow often ends up under my head. Then I think about how many nights my balls were rubbing against the pillow :lol:


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Re: Do you sleep naked? [Re: SunnyD]
    #22196146 - 09/06/15 08:34 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yes, always.

Unless i'm sleeping outside, then i'll wear a loose shirt and shorts for bug protection.


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