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InvisibleSheekle
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Most bizarre conversation I ever had with someone
    #22195065 - 09/05/15 11:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

So I got a good story from the other week:

So I'm at this gas station, right? I'm buying some shit, the chick behind the counter is like, "oh wow that's a cool necklace." and I'm like "thanks, I got it at a music festival a couple weeks ago from these people that were blowing glass right there on the spot, like they were making bongs nd necklaces, shit like that." she's like "oh is that like a smoking piece of just a regular necklace?" and I'm like "no yeah this is just a normal necklace, just looks cool." then she goes "well you know, the other day I was at a local city near this wall, and I found this old cell-phone that had an SD card in it. So I looked at the pictures in the SD card, and I found a bunch of this dude with swastika tatoos all over him, and then there was this one picture of his pierced you know what. And it was gauged, not just a normal piercing." I was like "haha oh wow that's some weird shit" or something. Then like, that was the end of the conversation I guess.


Now, what in the fuck did glass-blowing have anything at all to do with somebody's GAUGED dick? LOL WTF?!?!?!??! The most random shit.

Like, don't get me wrong. It was definitely an interesting little story she told me, but she said it in a way that suggested it directly related to blowing glass like with her tone and in the context of it. But it was so out of place and the absolutely most bizarre conversation ever.


Do you have any cool bizarre conversation stories?


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Re: Most bizarre conversation I ever had with someone [Re: Sheekle]
    #22195084 - 09/05/15 11:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

She was trying to give you a bj.. you blew it.


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Re: Most bizarre conversation I ever had with someone [Re: Amanita86]
    #22195092 - 09/05/15 11:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

she's one of those what they call a lunatic


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Re: Most bizarre conversation I ever had with someone [Re: Envix]
    #22195100 - 09/05/15 11:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Some lady asked me today if we sell shoelaces

Who the hell comes to a gas station looking for shoelaces

:dudewtf:


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Re: Most bizarre conversation I ever had with someone [Re: Sheekle]
    #22195103 - 09/05/15 11:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It's probably because the doesn't have the shroomery to come post about finding the phone on.


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Re: Most bizarre conversation I ever had with someone [Re: Envix]
    #22195112 - 09/05/15 11:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

yes and i do have a weird story. i was waiting at a bus stop like a week ago. it was late at night and there was this old homeless lookin dude to the left of me holding a cellphone and staring at it. he kept mumbling stuff to himself and tapping the part of the screen that says "slide to unlock".. he would like tap at it for 3 minutes while it did nothing, then he'd stop and mumble some stuff to himself... then he'd be going at it again

then this other homeless dude in a camo outfit and wearing 2 pairs of headphones (probably both broken i presume, they weren't plugged into anything...) came along and sat to the right side of me. he was carrying a mcdonalds coffee in one hand and a pepsi cola in the other.. i was thinking to myself "that's weird why would someone get both those drinks at once..?"

he then proceeded to dump out half the coffee onto the concrete sidewalk... he then took the pepsi and poured it into the coffee cup and swashed it around in his grimey hands and FUCKING DRANK IT.

that was the most fun i've had in a long time


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Re: Most bizarre conversation I ever had with someone [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22195123 - 09/05/15 11:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Oh and random bizarre conversation/stories?

At my NDT job we'd often end up just sitting in the truck all day watching movies and shit. We're all just watching a movie and then our "crew leader" or whatever you want to call him, starts talking about work politics and how working there is crazy because the people are wild as hell. It's a conversation we're all having, eventually he pulls out his phone and shows the video he took an hour or two before of the massive shit he took. Like standing up on the toilet seat and squatting and filming the turd flying passed (it was pretty massive, too. It was like that freight train that just doesn't stop when you're in a hurry to get somewhere). Apparently him and some other dude have some kinda rivalry where they try to gross each other out, and this was his attempt that day. Part of my crew was a really prissy like chick, too.

Weirdest random video anyone's ever shown me that involved them personally.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Most bizarre conversation I ever had with someone [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22195127 - 09/05/15 11:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Oh and random bizarre conversation/stories?

At my NDT job we'd often end up just sitting in the truck all day watching movies and shit. We're all just watching a movie and then our "crew leader" or whatever you want to call him, starts talking about work politics and how working there is crazy because the people are wild as hell. It's a conversation we're all having, eventually he pulls out his phone and shows the video he took an hour or two before of the massive shit he took. Like standing up on the toilet seat and squatting and filming the turd flying passed (it was pretty massive, too. It was like that freight train that just doesn't stop when you're in a hurry to get somewhere). Apparently him and some other dude have some kinda rivalry where they try to gross each other out, and this was his attempt that day. Part of my crew was a really prissy like chick, too.

Weirdest random video anyone's ever shown me that involved them personally.




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Re: Most bizarre conversation I ever had with someone [Re: Sheekle]
    #22195140 - 09/05/15 11:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Haha.. 'what if'..


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Re: Most bizarre conversation I ever had with someone [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22195148 - 09/05/15 11:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

OhMrJohnson said:
Some lady asked me today if we sell shoelaces

Who the hell comes to a gas station looking for shoelaces

:dudewtf:




I have. Twice.

I found workboot laces instead. :shrug:


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Re: Most bizarre conversation I ever had with someone [Re: Mr. Material]
    #22195162 - 09/05/15 11:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Lay off the nitrous bro


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Re: Most bizarre conversation I ever had with someone [Re: Sheekle]
    #22195164 - 09/05/15 11:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Why would u mention u got it at a festival from some peeps blowing glass ya weirdo

I swear the shroomery is sofaking weird these days hastag# weirdsville


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