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OfflineRanOutOfWeed
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Why Do You Exist?
    #22194216 - 09/05/15 07:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Why?:shrug:


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22194223 - 09/05/15 07:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I exist to make you exist.


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22194230 - 09/05/15 07:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Merely to suffer.


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22194235 - 09/05/15 07:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I exist because I'm aware.

:mindblown:


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22194239 - 09/05/15 07:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

To read your content.


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OfflineTNK
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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22194240 - 09/05/15 07:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
Why?:shrug:




Because existence if more fun than nonexistence.


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OfflineMr. Material
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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Detached] * 1
    #22194241 - 09/05/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

To crush my enemies -- See them driven before me, and to hear the lamentation of their women!


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Mr. Material]
    #22194247 - 09/05/15 07:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Every morning when I wake up, I only want to FIGHT & FUCK!


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Mr. Material] * 1
    #22194252 - 09/05/15 07:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Because my overage father banged my pretty underage mother and they were both stupid and decided not to use protection even though neither wanted a kid to begin with. Then promptly abandoned me to go partying.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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OfflineTNK
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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #22194263 - 09/05/15 07:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Because my overage father banged my pretty underage mother and they were both stupid and decided not to use protection even though neither wanted a kid to begin with. Then promptly abandoned me to go partying.




:hugitout:


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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: TNK] * 1
    #22194274 - 09/05/15 07:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm over it these days. Used to bug me. After watching how my brothers were raised (first by my father until CPS took them, then by my mother) I'm glad they abandoned me to my grandparents. Both of my brothers were/are more fucked up than me, and I'm pretty fucked up :lol:


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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OfflineTNK
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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22194313 - 09/05/15 08:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It is good to let the past go, we can't change it, only accept it and move on.

Sometimes I wonder if it'd had been better if CPS got involved, and removed me and my brothers, rather than be raised the way we were. Chances are it'd had been worse though.

I've got stories for days, as I am sure you do as well.


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22194316 - 09/05/15 08:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Too early to tell.


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22194338 - 09/05/15 08:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The lulz


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: TNK] * 1
    #22194363 - 09/05/15 08:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

TheNatureKid said:
It is good to let the past go, we can't change it, only accept it and move on.

Sometimes I wonder if it'd had been better if CPS got involved, and removed me and my brothers, rather than be raised the way we were. Chances are it'd had been worse though.

I've got stories for days, as I am sure you do as well.



Not my own. Of how my parents treated my brothers, yeah. I barely even know my dad and me and my mother were never close even though she wanted to be weekend mom later on. The visits never went well. She was a drunk and just did not have the patience for a kid.

The few cumulative months I've spent with my father (which was 90% before I was 12) were total disasters and probably left me with a lot of emotional scarring. Only time I even think about him anymore is when parents are brought up. Other than that, he never enters my mind.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22194371 - 09/05/15 08:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Because my father has very poor taste in women and stuck it in a woman he REALLY shouldn't have.


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: dionysiandame]
    #22194375 - 09/05/15 08:19 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

On a journey


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22194377 - 09/05/15 08:19 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

jahrastafareye said:
Merely to suffer.




Fuckin a sounds about right.


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Mr. Material]
    #22194405 - 09/05/15 08:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Mr. Material said:
To crush my enemies -- See them driven before me, and to hear the lamentation of their women!



:manofapproval:


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 1
    #22194408 - 09/05/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You exist because living in hell is the only true way to appreciate heaven.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22194426 - 09/05/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I exist because reproduction.


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22194438 - 09/05/15 08:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22194500 - 09/05/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The mushrooms taught me that I exist .... simply because.

I kept asking the mushrooms why we are here and why everything that exits exists and it answered back "simply because". Just because


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22194577 - 09/05/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Why does it matter?


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OfflineDetached
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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Tantrika]
    #22194591 - 09/05/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Simply because it does


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Detached]
    #22194627 - 09/05/15 09:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Detached said:
Simply because it does



:lolsy:


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: circastes]
    #22194634 - 09/05/15 09:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The sages of the East thought the whole idea is to realise yourself as God, that the whole reason this world came into being is for God-realisation, so that God can have the pleasure of remembering His glory. His glory feels good man.


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My shield...
My armour...

TESTED
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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: circastes] * 1
    #22194636 - 09/05/15 09:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)



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Offlinecircastes
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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Tantrika]
    #22194647 - 09/05/15 09:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

"The happiness of God-realization is self-sustained, eternally fresh and unfailing, boundless and indescribable. And it is for this happiness that the world has sprung into existence."
Message of 1955, in God Speaks : The Theme of Creation and Its Purpose (1973), p. 139.


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22194662 - 09/05/15 09:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

My parents were bored.

Needed kids to fill the gaping hole.

What a reason to exist.

But that's history :shrug:


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Hobozen]
    #22194686 - 09/05/15 09:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

blankk said:
My parents were bored.
Needed to fill the gaping hole.





Fixed


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22194722 - 09/05/15 09:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

My sick sense of humor was trying to get at something like that


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Detached]
    #22194955 - 09/05/15 10:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:mindblown:



Quote:

Detached said:
I exist because I'm aware.

Yes :smile:


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Hobozen] * 1
    #22194966 - 09/05/15 10:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

blankk said:
My sick sense of humor was trying to get at something like that



I couldnt tell if you did it on purpose or not :lol:


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: circastes] * 2
    #22195036 - 09/05/15 11:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

circastes said:
The sages of the East thought the whole idea is to realise yourself as God, that the whole reason this world came into being is for God-realisation, so that God can have the pleasure of remembering His glory. His glory feels good man.




god sounds like a self congratulatory faggot


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #22195050 - 09/05/15 11:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I exist because I was brought into this world. With different choices of my parents(probably better ones), I could be a completely different person. But I'm pretty glad the way I turned out.

My parents did however get their shit together by when I was about 9-10 though.

I'm pretty optimistic for life. I like to think we exist for the experiences that we have, as that's all we are. Good or bad, it makes us, well us. So no reason to mope and feel bad.


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Achillita]
    #22195062 - 09/05/15 11:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

because the world needed a sal


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22195138 - 09/05/15 11:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i dunno, i didn't ask to be here :shrug:


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22195143 - 09/05/15 11:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I exist, because...I dunno, lol. I just do I guess.

:slowreaction:


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Niffla]
    #22195182 - 09/05/15 11:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I've always wondered who that chick is..


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22195190 - 09/05/15 11:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I think she's just a random chick at a football game


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 1
    #22195261 - 09/06/15 12:12 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
Quote:

Mr. Material said:
To crush my enemies -- See them driven before me, and to hear the lamentation of their women!



:manofapproval:



:heytherebadboy:


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Mr. Material]
    #22195294 - 09/06/15 12:19 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I exist cause your mamma


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Niffla]
    #22197064 - 09/06/15 12:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
I exist, because...I dunno, lol. I just do I guess.

:slowreaction:





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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #22235363 - 09/14/15 04:11 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

For an infinite amount of reasons, one of which is to realize that your question can't have an answer....

....and there's your answer.


:mindblown:





Edited by wakeINpeople (09/14/15 04:12 AM)


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: wakeINpeople]
    #22235365 - 09/14/15 04:19 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

This question to me is like asking:

Why is green?


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #22235446 - 09/14/15 05:40 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Who is the master who makes the grass green?

I'm personally here to smoke green and crush pussy. :yeahthatsright:

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invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Mr. Material]
    #22235456 - 09/14/15 05:58 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Mr. Material said:
Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
Quote:

Mr. Material said:
To crush my enemies -- See them driven before me, and to hear the lamentation of their women!



:manofapproval:



:heytherebadboy:




:seriousthumbsup:
easily the most truthful answer for any man.


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22235473 - 09/14/15 06:06 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I believe I exist to help others, this is my main goal in life, to be able to do something which helps others less fortunate than myself.  I do not have riches of silver and gold, but instead spiritual riches which I hope to be able to share with my fellow man/woman.  I have a good heart, a good mind, I can see the truth in situations and take the appropriate action without letting my ego get in the way.

I believe I exist to love, to share, to help those who need it.

Much of life is suffering because of want, want for things which mean nothing in the end.  I hope I can show some people that none of that matters.


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Lucis]
    #22235498 - 09/14/15 06:29 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I exist because of a number of random cosmic events occurred to make my parents meet, fuck, and have me :shrug:


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22235500 - 09/14/15 06:32 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

we were put here my some far off alien race that thought we would make a great Reality show.... how do ppl not know this.


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: xpsprogamer]
    #22235514 - 09/14/15 06:42 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

cause im awesome, duh


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22235547 - 09/14/15 07:08 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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RanOutOfWeed said:
Why?:shrug:




I don't know.

I was a useless not-gonna-invent-shit kid. And now as an adult I'm even more useless. I'm just an in-the-way-make-the-wait-longer-at-the-grocery-store guy.

Essentially, I'm an environmental disaster walking around polluting and consuming without a purpose.


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Patlal]
    #22235549 - 09/14/15 07:13 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:


Essentially, I'm an environmental disaster walking around polluting and consuming without a purpose.





Oh, so what you're really trying to say is you're human.:cookiemonster:


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Patlal]
    #22235553 - 09/14/15 07:16 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
Why?:shrug:




I don't know.

I was a useless not-gonna-invent-shit kid. And now as an adult I'm even more useless. I'm just an in-the-way-make-the-wait-longer-at-the-grocery-store guy.

Essentially, I'm an environmental disaster walking around polluting and consuming without a purpose.



This was morbidly funny :lol:

Sometimes I feel the exact same way. But who knows Pat, we're still young. (well at least I am I'm not sure about you) You can always end up doing something great :shrug:


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 2
    #22235588 - 09/14/15 07:42 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

There is no purpose in our existance beyond what purpose we give it.


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22235601 - 09/14/15 07:53 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Push all of my receptors to the max untill death


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22235603 - 09/14/15 07:55 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The condom broke.


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #22235619 - 09/14/15 08:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Patlal said:
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Essentially, I'm an environmental disaster walking around polluting and consuming without a purpose.




Don't worry, you are not necessarily stuck like this forever.



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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Tantrika]
    #22235646 - 09/14/15 08:27 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Why do "I" exist?

Damn good question... I don't know... :shrug:


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Patlal]
    #22235709 - 09/14/15 09:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
Why?:shrug:




I don't know.

I was a useless not-gonna-invent-shit kid. And now as an adult I'm even more useless. I'm just an in-the-way-make-the-wait-longer-at-the-grocery-store guy.

Essentially, I'm an environmental disaster walking around polluting and consuming without a purpose.




Deep man, I get vibes like this.
"we are the all singing all dancing crap of the world"
Love that quote from Fight Club fits well here I think.

We are just children of dust.


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: SludgeCity]
    #22235729 - 09/14/15 09:14 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Apparently love brought me into this being and likely most of you all too.


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #22235747 - 09/14/15 09:22 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Makes me ask: Where did the love go?

In response to OP, because alcohol makes for some bad choices apparently :lol:


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Drumdude27]
    #22236333 - 09/14/15 12:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

To touch other people's souls and guide them into the light. Only reason I've found so far.


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: dixienormous]
    #22236449 - 09/14/15 12:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I exist to die eventually.


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Bigfeely123]
    #22236457 - 09/14/15 12:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I exist because I mean, why not?
If you really don't wanna exist, just wait around a few decades and the problem will solve itself


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Ezuma]
    #22239003 - 09/14/15 10:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i think the real question is why does consciousness exist? it really isn't necessary and the whole universe could be simulated by robots.


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Re: Why Do You Exist? [Re: Envix]
    #22239154 - 09/14/15 11:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Envix said:
i think the real question is why does consciousness exist? it really isn't necessary and the whole universe could be simulated by robots.




:aaaargh:


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