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Am I a stoner or what?
    #22193371 - 09/05/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

LOL, I just went over to the store to get a phone card. I put it in the cart, went out, left the cart and walked to my car. Got home and realized I had left the card at the store. A whole $25, not the end of the world but it pisses you off, know what I mean?

So I immediately go back to the store, everyone drives slowly in front of me of course. Its like they all know you are in a hurry or something. I get to the store, go to where I left the cart and its not there or was put in with the other carts and the little bag it was in is nowhere in sight. I go in and they said nothing has been turned in, nothing they can do. Cant cancel the old card or anything like that. I accept defeat and buy another one

Story has a happy ending. Before going to my car I check the carts they have stacked up outside, nothing in any of them. But there is a trash can right next to them. So on a hunch I look in, see a little bag, reach in and grab it. It has my card! Happy days! It must have felt like an empty bag so they threw it away.

Now I have an extra for when the other one runs out. Just like a space cadet, huh? Pissed me off a little bit even though I got it back, would have been kicking myself the rest of the day if I had lost it.


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Re: Am I a stoner or what? [Re: Stonehenge] * 3
    #22193390 - 09/05/15 04:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

yeah sounds like your a stoner :lol:

That's one of the biggest things I hate about smoking grass is misplacing your shit.

I once went without my car for 3 days because I "lost" my keys, they were on the roof of my car the whole time :facepalm:


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Re: Am I a stoner or what? [Re: Stonehenge] * 1
    #22193413 - 09/05/15 04:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

That sucks.

I used to get high, lose shit, and then start accusing people (in my mind - not actually confronting them) of stealing my stuff.
Then I'd find whatever it is and feel like a dick.


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Re: Am I a stoner or what? [Re: shadyy]
    #22193430 - 09/05/15 04:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah, I'm glad I didn't yell or cuss in the store when they said they couldn't cancel the card and it wasn't turned in.


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Re: Am I a stoner or what? [Re: Stonehenge]
    #22193441 - 09/05/15 04:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Pssh, far from it kid :whatyougonnado:


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Re: Am I a stoner or what? [Re: zZZz]
    #22193451 - 09/05/15 04:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

No you are not a stoner. :rolleyes:


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Re: Am I a stoner or what? [Re: Stonehenge]
    #22193466 - 09/05/15 04:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Tracfone?

I had 1 of those for 7 years until I realized Consumer Cellular (the old geezer network) was cheaper. Plus I can adjust my minutes / data / texts as much as needed throughout the month. Plus I wanted an iPhone.:thumbup:


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Re: Am I a stoner or what? [Re: squidhead]
    #22193489 - 09/05/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Actually its an att go phone. Costs me 25 bones for 3 months, the phone itself cost $200 with a 2 year contract. No wait, that's for a smart phone, this one cost $15. I just use it if I'm meeting someone or some emergency. I rarely call anyone when I'm not home and I have Skype for long distance, like when I talk to someone in spain

My new car has blue tooth, I'm trying to figure out how to use that with a tablet that does not need minutes. They make them that operate on wifi but apparently not with just tooth.

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>No you are not a stoner

I am so relieved. I bet you could top that story with something really bad? I get loaded most nights so I can sleep, it fixed my insomnia, but now during the day I'm like cheech and chong.


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Re: Am I a stoner or what? [Re: Stonehenge]
    #22193513 - 09/05/15 04:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Hey you found the card still so mission success in my opinion!:stoned:


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Re: Am I a stoner or what? [Re: impatientguy]
    #22193557 - 09/05/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Hey you found the card still so mission success in my opinion!:stoned:




Yeah, happy ending for sure. Just made another trip for nothing. And now I have a card I don't need. I'm thinking about the Consumer Cellular.

Hey squid, tell us a little about your experiences with that company? I just looked it up and data plans start at $2.50 a month? But you have to pay another $10 a month or how does it work? What phone did you get? If I could get a smart phone and pay only 5 or 10 a month for data, I would get it. It was the high price of data plans that turned me off. I may turn in my flip phone. They say get an apple 6 for $150 but are there hidden charges?


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Re: Am I a stoner or what? [Re: Lizard Eyes]
    #22193581 - 09/05/15 04:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I once went without my car for 3 days because I "lost" my keys, they were on the roof of my car the whole time :facepalm:



:rofl:

This just happened to me yesterday. So I'm on my way to this elementary school near my house to recycle, I go to the wrong school even though I tell myself before leaving and on the way there which school I'm going to cause I pass the one I went to on accident every morning and afternoon. No problem, had to meet someone out at the other school anyways. So now I have to make a big loop to get to the school I meant to go to, and I literally drive right past the school, I looked at it and everything and continued on my way home. After waiting for a few minutes in a light down the road I realized I missed it and had to turn around. To add to that, when I get there, I grab a few big bags of aluminum, throw then in the containers and start driving away. Then I realize I had more recycling so I had to pull over and walk what was left back to the cans.


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Re: Am I a stoner or what? [Re: Stonehenge]
    #22193590 - 09/05/15 05:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Many idiots are stoners but not all of them are


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Re: Am I a stoner or what? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22193597 - 09/05/15 05:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Whats your excuse?


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Re: Am I a stoner or what? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22193609 - 09/05/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Many idiots are stoners but not all of them are




No.


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Re: Am I a stoner or what? [Re: Stonehenge]
    #22193610 - 09/05/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Whats your excuse?





I dunno.  Is it because I don't hate Jews?


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Re: Am I a stoner or what? [Re: Lizard Eyes]
    #22193618 - 09/05/15 05:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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yeah sounds like your a stoner :lol:

That's one of the biggest things I hate about smoking grass is misplacing your shit.

I once went without my car for 3 days because I "lost" my keys, they were on the roof of my car the whole time :facepalm:



lol


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Re: Am I a stoner or what? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22193631 - 09/05/15 05:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

stoney is talkative.  so cute


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Re: Am I a stoner or what? [Re: WAN]
    #22193642 - 09/05/15 05:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Most stoners go off on talking jags.

I was hoping squid would give us the low down on those cheap plans?


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Re: Am I a stoner or what? [Re: Stonehenge]
    #22193664 - 09/05/15 05:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I almost left my skateboard at the grocery store the other day after skating there, am I a st0n3r yet??? :lol:


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Re: Am I a stoner or what? [Re: musiclover420] * 1
    #22193671 - 09/05/15 05:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I think OP just made this thread so everyone would tell him he is a stoner. :smugjerry:


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Re: Am I a stoner or what? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22193721 - 09/05/15 05:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

God your annoying.:sploosh:


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Re: Am I a stoner or what? [Re: impatientguy]
    #22193960 - 09/05/15 06:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I concur, I take it from all that smug jerry spam BC is smug and likes jerry :lol:


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Re: Am I a stoner or what? [Re: musiclover420] * 1
    #22194107 - 09/05/15 07:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

good recovery henge, i hate when you have a doh moment that costs you money.

i hate when you walk from one side of the house to the other and when you get there you don't know why. or when you set things down in random places because you are tired of carrying the item, only to not remember being that lazy lol


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Re: Am I a stoner or what? [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #22194153 - 09/05/15 07:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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good recovery henge, i hate when you have a doh moment that costs you money.

i hate when you walk from one side of the house to the other and when you get there you don't know why. or when you set things down in random places because you are tired of carrying the item, only to not remember being that lazy lol




I do that all the time too. I'm always losing things. I need to focus whenever I set something down so I remember where I put it but I never do.

That consumer cellular sounds like a great deal, you can get a plan for as little as 2.50 a month with 30mb of data which I know is not much. But if I keep my cheap flip phone for calls, which I seldom use anyway, I could use another phone to surf the net while I'm away from home which I will seldom do either but now and then you want to google something while away. Like you go into a store and see a product but aren't sure how good it is or you want directions someplace or look up a phone number, etc. Sorry to get off topic, the op can't stick with his own topic, lol.


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