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desant
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Friggin hilarious
#22192880 - 09/05/15 02:02 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hear this.
It started 8 years ago. Demons were on to me full force and were fucking with me in many ways.
I will tell you about this one annoying bit: they were fucking with my energy body and chakras when I smoked cigarettes. That is when I toked on a cig the smoke would go different ways, into stomach… up into my throat and other places but lungs.
How can something like this can be done? I cant remember which demon/spirit did this but the borg is massive, they can do many horrible things.
I stopped smoking in 2009. And it brings us to last year when I bought a e cig. Can you guess what happened next?? I buy the thing and shop keeper tells me how to use it, I smoke in store , everythings great. I come back home, pull it out, and start smoking. And it taste like ass. Thick nasty smoke with droplets of liquids coming out of the nozzle…
I take the cig back in store and shop keeper checks it, un screws it and inspects it, checks the smoke, everything is fine… I try – smokes great.
I bring this thing home…… and ………. you get the idea.
This happened for about 2 – 3 months, I must have been to the shop dozen times with this shit.
So anyway its been a while and there are new cigs out on the market. MAYBE cabal cant fuck with them I though? So, I go out and buy the best newest e cig on the market.
I bring it home………………………
……………….. and guess what happened. Same shit. Completely un smokable.
Now here is the thing, with normal cigs and with FIRST ecig, I know what they did – they penetrated my throat chakra and made me uncontrollably blow a bit of air INTO the e cig which fucked it up for about 1 hour. Then it restored to normal.
Here with this new ecig, it is designed that you cant blow air into it or fuck with it by means of throat chakra.
No, here something new. There is now no way to fuck this new cig up just by psychic inflences.
*wispers* I hear the borg has a … inside man… some god form which apparently I pissed off so it defected and started ruining everything I do, and it has powers, I mean near god powers… fucking up the ecig wouldn’t be hard for this thing at all.
I am going to the shop on Monday to have the cig examined again but I am afraid it will be the same over and over again 
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Re: Friggin hilarious [Re: desant]
#22192929 - 09/05/15 02:12 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Lol demons haunt your e cigs?
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Re: Friggin hilarious [Re: desant]
#22193042 - 09/05/15 02:44 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Eh, seriously though, the greatest weapon there is in the metaphysical world is maya, illusion and the delusions that follows. Careful, yeah?
Try switching to a lower nicotine concentration (tastes better) or turning the shield that blocks the airflow, allow more air into the draw. Press down the button for a couple seconds before drawing because the pressure in the tank gets messed up otherwise.
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desant
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Quote:
impatientguy said: Lol demons haunt your e cigs?
no they make me miserable smoking it
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Re: Friggin hilarious [Re: desant]
#22193112 - 09/05/15 03:04 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Well I guess we have no choice but to become very good friends. No telling how long we will be alone here!
SOS! Beep beep beep beeeep beep
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Re: Friggin hilarious [Re: desant]
#22193116 - 09/05/15 03:05 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sounds to me like they're doing you a favor, smoking is bad for you mmmkay.
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Re: Friggin hilarious [Re: desant]
#22193141 - 09/05/15 03:13 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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He's right!
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desant
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Ran-D said: Sounds to me like they're doing you a favor, smoking is bad for you mmmkay.
Im not smoking cigs im vaping e cigs. big difference
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Re: Friggin hilarious [Re: desant]
#22193509 - 09/05/15 04:42 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Isn't Tobacco a sacrament in most native american traditions? Maybe you need to start finding more positive spiritual influences.
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Re: Friggin hilarious [Re: Chirox]
#22263573 - 09/20/15 06:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well it is official. God form i pissed off is DOING these things to me and my e cig. Last night there was a battle. Good spirits destroyed this hack that makes smoke miserable. It last for a bit then god form gate crashed it and re installed this hack now its going on and on... good spirits helping me while god form fucks it up
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Re: Friggin hilarious [Re: desant]
#22263600 - 09/20/15 06:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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When i ask god form why hes making my life miserable he told me it is "punishment"
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Re: Friggin hilarious [Re: desant]
#22263622 - 09/20/15 06:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Anyone wonna hear story how this conflict between me and god form started?
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Re: Friggin hilarious [Re: desant]
#22263719 - 09/20/15 07:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Friggin hilarious [Re: desant]
#22264064 - 09/20/15 10:16 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
desant said: Anyone wonna hear story how this conflict between me and god form started?
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Re: Friggin hilarious [Re: cez]
#22264759 - 09/20/15 12:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'll tell u in a bit but for now i just wanted to say this:
I coudlnt figure it out at first at all. I thought I was doing something wrong. Not the case.
Now i see why.
Its funny how i suffered for ages bringing cig to the shop to get it fixed. The guy fixes it and it works in the shop but when i bring it home it stops working!! And this been going on for ages, same story. Took me a while to figure out why. assholes
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Re: Friggin hilarious [Re: desant]
#22264801 - 09/20/15 12:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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And now that i call them assholes my flight simulator crashes 7 hours into a flight. They can hear this shit they do whatever comes into their heads
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Re: Friggin hilarious [Re: cez]
#22264852 - 09/20/15 01:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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cez said:
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desant said: Anyone wonna hear story how this conflict between me and god form started?

7 and a half years i was in the mids of it all. Then there is this ... "entity" , a bird with raised m etalic wings and where strong magical skills. It either worked for the borg or simply didnt like me much.
Anyway one evening this fucking thing comes to me and starts attacking me. Attacking my higher self chakras which are above my head. Aparently its so advanced and has so many sskills that it is one of a kind being thaty can do that -mess with your higher chakras.
So this flying dickhead damages my higher chakras, chakras which i later would use for ascension. And it very saddens me and makes me angry. So, while nearly crying i call this god form that was running the show "piece of shit" because his mineons fucked me up.
The god form goes bananas and flips and emplodes because he didnt expect aparently me being rude to him.
So yea, from that day onward, the form turned against me and started helping the b org and mess and fuck me up in 100s of ways.
Heres the thing, few months before that i told the form that i wont be able to carry on and complete this mission. I said "let the just rejoice" while its not too late and while things havent been fucked up yet but he ignored it Just as i guessed it, thing did get fucked up a month later with the bird.
And the worst thing is he blames ME for what happens and tortures me every day, him and the rest of the borg.
Today he tried something new: i called him names and he cut my morphogenetic field ...
I cant believe what is happening
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Re: Friggin hilarious [Re: desant]
#22265686 - 09/20/15 04:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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a hah a hah hah a hah
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Re: Friggin hilarious [Re: desant]
#22267468 - 09/20/15 10:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sounds like you really need to work on not reacting to whatever is causing your experience. Regardless of whether it is an entity or just in your head (not saying that it is, mind!), by reacting and assigning emotion and connections to it you are just empowering it.
Ignore it. Learn to laugh at it or even with it.
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Also, I somewhat doubt that it is messing with your chakras or morphogenetic field, just presenting the illusion that it is. You're also allowing it to take all the credit for anything going poorly in your life. Perhaps nothing is being done by this entity and that it (the entity) is entirely in your head, feeding on your suffering. You assign it too much power. Take it away, consider it nothing more than a trickster.
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To me it sounds like he needs to stop doing drugs and maybe seek professional help.
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