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Patlal
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I just found myself a free golf bag!
#22191866 - 09/05/15 09:12 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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SOme lady is moving this weekend and I happened to walk in front of her house and she was dumpling a bunch of shit on the curb.
I asked her about it and said it was all free.
She put out a golf bag with a 1 driver, iron 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and a putter. The bags ad clubs are in perfect condition. Sure it's cheap clubs, but I estimate that I just found myself 75$ worth of gold gear which I always wanted but never got myself to buy.
One man's garbage is another man's treasure has never been so true.
I'm gonna go take a walk later to see what other treasures might lie on that curb.
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Re: I just found myself a free golf bag! [Re: Patlal]
#22191891 - 09/05/15 09:23 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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have you ever even played golf?
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Patlal
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Re: I just found myself a free golf bag! [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22191903 - 09/05/15 09:27 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: have you ever even played golf?
I've dabbled in the past.
But always with someone else's equipment... You know, just to feel like a mooching moron
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Re: I just found myself a free golf bag! [Re: Patlal]
#22192976 - 09/05/15 02:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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The golf bag I use now I found. Someone just left it there outside the clubhouse at my local course. Decent clubs too. Even had a wallet and car keys in the side pocket.
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Patlal
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Re: I just found myself a free golf bag! [Re: DTCharlieB]
#22192981 - 09/05/15 02:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I just went to the park with my newly found 7 iron. I'm pretty decent with it
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Re: I just found myself a free golf bag! [Re: Patlal]
#22193013 - 09/05/15 02:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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That is awesome! Did you fully search the bag? You never know there might be free drugs in there!
I have painted a house before, searched it for drugs found none. One day my buddy was out of weed, I said "Bro did you search you house?", he said no. I asked him If I could help him do it. He said okay. I found a partial bag of old mids in-between his cushion of a chair!
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Re: I just found myself a free golf bag! [Re: Patlal]
#22193327 - 09/05/15 04:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
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Prisoner#1 said: have you ever even played golf?
I've dabbled in the past.
But always with someone else's equipment... You know, just to feel like a mooching moron
so you've played putt putt and now you're a regular tiger woods
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Prisoner#1
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Re: I just found myself a free golf bag! [Re: Patlal]
#22193330 - 09/05/15 04:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Patlal said: I just went to the park with my newly found 7 iron. I'm pretty decent with it
how many kids had to go to the hospital?
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Patlal
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Re: I just found myself a free golf bag! [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22193354 - 09/05/15 04:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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Patlal said:
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Prisoner#1 said: have you ever even played golf?
I've dabbled in the past.
But always with someone else's equipment... You know, just to feel like a mooching moron
so you've played putt putt and now you're a regular tiger woods
Lol.
No, real golf... Jesus, is it that hard to believe?
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Re: I just found myself a free golf bag! [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22193357 - 09/05/15 04:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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Patlal said: I just went to the park with my newly found 7 iron. I'm pretty decent with it
how many kids had to go to the hospital?
To my great surprise, only 2
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Dr.Wongburger
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Re: I just found myself a free golf bag! [Re: Patlal]
#22194553 - 09/05/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I shit you not, it was when I was much younger, my family was celebrating my birthday and my brothers, the first hole I went to tee off, I hit the ball and I knocked the guy out that was on the second hole/tee off spot. I got him right in the head. Big knot, I later found out from some one that knew him. I did not really know what to do when I knocked him out, so I just stood and looked at them from where I was standing (my family with me) to see if he was going to get up. He did not. The guys friends drove by and called me a asshole. lol, then the ambulance came and took the guy away that was knocked out.
I played golf one more time after that, just so that would not be the last experience I had. It was at the same course. They had a new sign up that said "No tea off's till second hole is clear" or something like that.
Messed up experience at the time, but its funny now. hehe.
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