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My Wife Grapefruited Me 1
#22191857 - 09/05/15 09:09 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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So...my wife came home all giggity yesterday wanting to try this new way of giving head that her friend from work told her about.
WHO AM I TO TURN DOWN A BLOW JOB, RIGHT?
So for some reason she says I had to be blindfolded. I was a little worried about what the fuck she was trying to pull but I pushed forward ready to take this shit head on like a champ...blindfolded.
***Fast forward approximately 2.5 minutes***
I pulled the blindfold off and there it was, staring me right in the face, a fucking grapefruit with a hole cut in it wrapped around my cock! 
Once we had our laugh she showed me the video where her and her friend learned about this:
The 2:45 mark is where the crazy happens.
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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: Warrior]
#22193270 - 09/05/15 03:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: Warrior]
#22193284 - 09/05/15 03:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Warrior said:
The 2:45 mark is where the crazy happens.

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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: drr] 2
#22193300 - 09/05/15 03:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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My God, could I really have been fucking a grapefruit all these years?
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Patlal
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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: GoldenEye] 1
#22193343 - 09/05/15 04:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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THat shit is funny as hell.
If anyone needs me, I'll be at the grocery store.
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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: Patlal]
#22193646 - 09/05/15 05:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wow. I see there was a similar thread about this same thing about a year ago:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/20355571/fpart/1
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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: Warrior]
#22195295 - 09/06/15 12:19 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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DONALD DUCK SUMMONING DEMONS!
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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: Warrior] 1
#22195437 - 09/06/15 01:23 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Doesn't that burn your pecker hole?
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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: Amanita86] 2
#22195720 - 09/06/15 04:20 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sooo.. it took you two and a half minutes to realize you were fucking a grapefruit instead of your wife's mouth?
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Warrior




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Naa, I was just tryin to be a good sport for my wife.
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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: Warrior]
#22195975 - 09/06/15 07:24 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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OP.
Was it good?
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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: Patlal]
#22195983 - 09/06/15 07:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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No, not at all, but hey, if it gets her fired up I'm down. 
Edit: Let the record show...I did not cum in a grapefruit!
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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: Warrior]
#22195985 - 09/06/15 07:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ohhh...
Well that sucks...
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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: Patlal] 1
#22196704 - 09/06/15 11:03 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Aren't you supposed to be a lady, OP?
That's what your profile says, at least.
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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: Aldous]
#22201760 - 09/07/15 12:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wouldn't that kind of shit result in the worst case of fire in the pisshole, let alone a sticky dick? Do not want.
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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: Satyr604]
#22202446 - 09/07/15 02:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Lollll my gf tried to do this to me...
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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: Warrior]
#22213722 - 09/09/15 06:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Did you at least make her finish the job she promised? jw
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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: twoseeeye]
#22213756 - 09/09/15 06:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hell yea, just not with a stupid piece of fruit. lol
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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: Warrior]
#22213802 - 09/09/15 07:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Man, my girl never wants to blow me unless we're in public. It kills me.
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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: twoseeeye]
#22216278 - 09/10/15 10:30 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Lmfao.
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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: twoseeeye]
#22227515 - 09/12/15 03:10 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
twoseeeye said: Man, my girl never wants to blow me unless we're in public. It kills me.
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