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My Wife Grapefruited Me * 1
    #22191857 - 09/05/15 09:09 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

So...my wife came home all giggity yesterday wanting to try this new way of giving head that her friend from work told her about.

WHO AM I TO TURN DOWN A BLOW JOB, RIGHT?

So for some reason she says I had to be blindfolded. I was a little worried about what the fuck she was trying to pull but I pushed forward ready to take this shit head on like a champ...blindfolded.

***Fast forward approximately 2.5 minutes***

I pulled the blindfold off and there it was, staring me right in the face, a fucking grapefruit with a hole cut in it wrapped around my cock! :lol:

Once we had our laugh she showed me the video where her and her friend learned about this:



The 2:45 mark is where the crazy happens.

:docbrown:


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Invisiblethecoloradokid
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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: Warrior]
    #22193270 - 09/05/15 03:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:rofl2:


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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: Warrior]
    #22193284 - 09/05/15 03:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Warrior said:



The 2:45 mark is where the crazy happens.

:docbrown:





:lol:


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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: drr] * 2
    #22193300 - 09/05/15 03:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

My God, could I really have been fucking a grapefruit all these years? :strokebeard: :lol:


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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: GoldenEye] * 1
    #22193343 - 09/05/15 04:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

THat shit is funny as hell.

If anyone needs me, I'll be at the grocery store.


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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: Patlal]
    #22193646 - 09/05/15 05:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Wow. I see there was a similar thread about this same thing about a year ago:

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/20355571/fpart/1


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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: Warrior]
    #22195295 - 09/06/15 12:19 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

DONALD DUCK SUMMONING DEMONS! :lol:


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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: Warrior] * 1
    #22195437 - 09/06/15 01:23 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Doesn't that burn your pecker hole?


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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: Amanita86] * 2
    #22195720 - 09/06/15 04:20 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Sooo.. it took you two and a half minutes to realize you were fucking a grapefruit instead of your wife's mouth?


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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: Dr. P. Silocybin]
    #22195970 - 09/06/15 07:23 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Naa, I was just tryin to be a good sport for my wife.


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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: Warrior]
    #22195975 - 09/06/15 07:24 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

OP.

Was it good?

:datass:


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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: Patlal]
    #22195983 - 09/06/15 07:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

No, not at all, but hey, if it gets her fired up I'm down. :cheers:

Edit: Let the record show...I did not cum in a grapefruit! :lol:


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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: Warrior]
    #22195985 - 09/06/15 07:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Ohhh...

Well that  sucks...


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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #22196704 - 09/06/15 11:03 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Aren't you supposed to be a lady, OP?

That's what your profile says, at least.


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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: Aldous]
    #22201760 - 09/07/15 12:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Wouldn't that kind of shit result in the worst case of fire in the pisshole, let alone a sticky dick? Do not want.


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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: Satyr604]
    #22202446 - 09/07/15 02:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Lollll my gf tried to do this to me...


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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: Warrior]
    #22213722 - 09/09/15 06:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Did you at least make her finish the job she promised? jw


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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: twoseeeye]
    #22213756 - 09/09/15 06:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Hell yea, just not with a stupid piece of fruit. lol


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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: Warrior]
    #22213802 - 09/09/15 07:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Man, my girl never wants to blow me unless we're in public. It kills me.


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Re: My Wife Grapefruited Me [Re: twoseeeye]
    #22216278 - 09/10/15 10:30 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Lmfao.


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