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What are your favorite bad jokes?
#22190205 - 09/04/15 08:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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What are your favorite bad jokes?
I heard a few funny ones today..
Did you hear about the woman whose left side was eaten by a tiger? She was alright.
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweet-ment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and the miners in Chili? In Chili, there were 33 guys in 1 hole, Tiger was 1 guy in 33 holes!!!!
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: Detached]
#22190740 - 09/04/15 10:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Knock knock
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: The5thBeatle]
#22190744 - 09/04/15 10:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Whose there?
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: Detached]
#22190835 - 09/04/15 10:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I got one, its racist as fuck though. Why are there no black people in the flintstones?
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: robidoe]
#22190857 - 09/04/15 11:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Why do Police Chiefs wear belts? to hold up their pants
Whats the difference between a(n)(insert ethnicity) woman and a catfish? one has whiskers and stinks, and the other is a fish
Why do they keep a pile of shit in the corner at (insert ethnicity) weddings? gotta keep the flies off the bride somehow
Why did the little girl fall off of the swingset? because she has no arms
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: Detached] 1
#22190869 - 09/04/15 11:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I know of a couple..
They've both posted with in the last few hours
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: Shroomslip]
#22190881 - 09/04/15 11:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Because they were still monkeys.... sry i heard it today. I usauly cant remember a joke
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: Shroomslip]
#22190890 - 09/04/15 11:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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What's the difference between the holocaust and 9/11?
Anyone?
I promised myself I'd never forget but I don't remember.
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: Wah] 2
#22190915 - 09/04/15 11:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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How do you fit three queers on a bar stool? Turn it upside down
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: robidoe]
#22190938 - 09/04/15 11:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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why do police dogs lick their ass?
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: Wah]
#22190956 - 09/04/15 11:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Knock knock
Who's there?
"Open the door fucker I'm freezing my balls off out here"
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, it was closing time and they were immediately asked to leave.
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: zZZz] 1
#22190962 - 09/04/15 11:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
zZZz said: Knock knock
Who's there?
"Dave's not here man!"
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: Amanita86]
#22190975 - 09/04/15 11:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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in 7th grade, at the prime point in your life where you care about what you friends think of you, I was walking through a parking lot towards our car. alongside were my dad, and best friend.
walking past a car with the license plate "KEN LESS" my dad says 'hey boys, you know why that car's license plate says KEN LESS?'
'no, why?'
"because if it said KEN MORE it'd be a washing machine"

i love my dad
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: memes]
#22191009 - 09/04/15 11:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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That's such a dad joke.
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#22191017 - 09/04/15 11:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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yeah i'm a big dadhead
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: memes]
#22191690 - 09/05/15 08:02 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: TheDrake]
#22192359 - 09/05/15 12:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pac man, for 25 cents she swollowed ballS untill she died
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: Detached]
#22192372 - 09/05/15 12:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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How do you save a ******** from drowning???
Take your foot off his head.
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: Shiithead] 1
#22192380 - 09/05/15 12:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
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#22192394 - 09/05/15 12:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Why did God create the mini pony?
So Mexican Natives could have low riders too.
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#22192405 - 09/05/15 12:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a cat.
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: Shiithead]
#22192459 - 09/05/15 12:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shiithead said: Why did God create the mini pony?
So Mexican Natives could have low riders too.
Hahahahaha!!! First time I've heard that one..
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: Detached]
#22193946 - 09/05/15 06:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I am
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: Detached]
#22193973 - 09/05/15 06:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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butt fuck it
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: SunnyD]
#22194028 - 09/05/15 06:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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This joke is so bad it might get you killed...
What's the best thing about having sex with your 12 year old sister in the shower?
When you pull her hair back, she looks like your 8 year old brother.
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: Shiithead] 1
#22194148 - 09/05/15 07:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I see, said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: Shiithead]
#22194150 - 09/05/15 07:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shiithead said: This joke is so bad it might get you killed...
What's the best thing about having sex with your 12 year old sister in the shower?
When you pull her hair back, she looks like your 8 year old brother.
You sicken me
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: Detached]
#22195393 - 09/06/15 01:02 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wtf i wanna see the joke
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#22195417 - 09/06/15 01:12 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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What word starts with 'n' and ends with 'r' and you dont ever want to call a black person? neighbor
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#22195441 - 09/06/15 01:25 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to stupids house Knock knock... "who's there?" ...THE CHICKEN! AHAHAHAHA!!
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Remember the girl who fell off the swing, because she had no arms? Her name was Alice. Knock. Knock. Who's there?
Not Alice.
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Shanana had 10 children all named tyrone. She started to call them down for dinner. How did she call them individually? By thier last name
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