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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: Shiithead] 1
#22192405 - 09/05/15 12:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a cat.
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: Shiithead]
#22192459 - 09/05/15 12:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shiithead said: Why did God create the mini pony?
So Mexican Natives could have low riders too.
Hahahahaha!!! First time I've heard that one..
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: Detached]
#22193946 - 09/05/15 06:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: Detached]
#22193973 - 09/05/15 06:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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butt fuck it
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: SunnyD]
#22194028 - 09/05/15 06:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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This joke is so bad it might get you killed...
What's the best thing about having sex with your 12 year old sister in the shower?
When you pull her hair back, she looks like your 8 year old brother.
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: Shiithead] 1
#22194148 - 09/05/15 07:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I see, said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: Shiithead]
#22194150 - 09/05/15 07:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shiithead said: This joke is so bad it might get you killed...
What's the best thing about having sex with your 12 year old sister in the shower?
When you pull her hair back, she looks like your 8 year old brother.
You sicken me
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#22194202 - 09/05/15 07:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: Detached]
#22195393 - 09/06/15 01:02 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wtf i wanna see the joke
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: robidoe] 2
#22195417 - 09/06/15 01:12 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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What word starts with 'n' and ends with 'r' and you dont ever want to call a black person? neighbor
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: robidoe] 1
#22195441 - 09/06/15 01:25 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to stupids house Knock knock... "who's there?" ...THE CHICKEN! AHAHAHAHA!!
Edited by A Day InThe Life (09/06/15 01:30 AM)
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Remember the girl who fell off the swing, because she had no arms? Her name was Alice. Knock. Knock. Who's there?
Not Alice.
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Re: What are your favorite bad jokes? [Re: arago] 2
#22198102 - 09/06/15 04:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shanana had 10 children all named tyrone. She started to call them down for dinner. How did she call them individually? By thier last name
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