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OfflineJanky Tits

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Re: I beed stregnth shroomery.. [Re: PLURAL]
    #22194771 - 09/05/15 09:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Treant said:
Was talking about the guy in the car...



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Re: I beed stregnth shroomery.. *DELETED* [Re: Janky Tits] * 1
    #22195783 - 09/06/15 05:30 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: I beed stregnth shroomery.. [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #22195823 - 09/06/15 06:06 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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JustForToday said:
Time for me to bust malcolm's bubble. Sit back son and let me show you how hard i've worked. And after you'll prolly be wishing you're half the man I am. Only reason I accuse you of living with your parents is because I'VE DONE IT. I lived with my parents before and came on here and averaged your amount of posts. I no lifed it. Ask anyone else here. I didn't have a life. And if you are studying to become whatever, you're probably living off my tax money if you're not living off your parents.

This was me at 250 pounds 2 years and 5 months ago.








That is not 250lbs. You do not have that much muscle. Your ego is so large, that you need to lie about how much weight you lost. That is lame.

Want some actual advice? Start working on muscles that matter instead of trying to look a certain way. Your traps and delts are hella tiny son, you look like you only do cardio, crunches, bicep curls, and bench presses. Abs are over rated. Hella !

This thread is so sad. All the time, people are telling you you're too vain.. You make a thread, complaining that the only girl who has given you their time in a long time broke up with you because you're busy being vain, and then you post this "hey look at me" shit? Embrace something, because I'm telling you right now you're going to tear yourself apart trying to be too many people at once.


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Re: I beed stregnth shroomery.. [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22195829 - 09/06/15 06:10 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:kaneclap:
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XLCaps said: Your ego is so large, that you need to lie about how much weight you lost.




If only his penis matched his ego, she might not of left him. :rofl:


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: I beed stregnth shroomery.. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22195835 - 09/06/15 06:17 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If his dick matched his ego he'd be in porn fucking pachyderms.


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Re: I beed stregnth shroomery.. [Re: shadyy]
    #22195896 - 09/06/15 06:49 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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i hate liz said:
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I'm so exhausted and tired. I've been up since 4 am this morning. I went to a meeting, hit the gym, and met a few of my clients over and trained them, then I went to work. And come to find out I just kick out of my place. But i'm okay. I just moved into a brand new home. I worked my ass for this. But I can never sleep anymore. I had to pack up my shit tonight and move straight away. I don't even want to hit the pillow because I just got to get back up at fucking 5 and have a really busy ass day tomorrow. Man I fucking swear I can't take much more of this..

I'm just so passionate about living a good life that i've sacrificed my social life, girlfriends, and sleep just to make it. It's very lonely and I hate this. The girl that I was just dating all of sudden posts a picture on facebook with her and her new boyfriend. And come to find out she left because I never had time for her and I Feel so fucking bad right now..

I'm just ranting. I need to get this off my chest. Thanks for listening..

P.S. The title of this thread is "I need strength shroomery." GOD DAMN I CAN'T THINK.





Now that you've come quite a ways from where you were, I think you should slow down and breathe for a minute.



I mean, you're in great shape, you have a degree, well-paying job, you're a homeowner, I'm sure you own a car as well...and you're still young.

You have a lot going for you, and there's no reason to just spend your life speeding by everything without stopping to take a look.

Your body is trying to tell you something.

If you can, take some days off. You've gotta center yourself..find some peace, ya know? SLOW DOWN.


Good luck.




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Re: I beed stregnth shroomery.. [Re: poke smot!]
    #22195943 - 09/06/15 07:14 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

poke smot! said:
Quote:

Xplicit RelapzZ said:
Quote:

Treant said:
Was talking about the guy in the car...



Mathew McConaughey as Wooderson in Dazed and Confused




The guy in the car is Elliot Rodger. He went on a shooting spree in Cali, then killed himself. He's got a bunch of  vlogs, culminating in this last one that sums up his pathological pissing and moaning





I thought he was talkin about the guy in my sig. I know all about Elliot, I read part of his retarded little manifesto and it was interesting to get inside the mind of a narcissistic psycho virgin fuck boy like him


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Re: I beed stregnth shroomery.. [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22195946 - 09/06/15 07:15 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm pretty sure he was talking about your sig.. Why would he have replied to you if he meant the other thing.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: I beed stregnth shroomery.. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22195973 - 09/06/15 07:23 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Because Trent's Anus bro


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Re: I beed stregnth shroomery.. [Re: Janky Tits] * 1
    #22195982 - 09/06/15 07:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Trent's anus stays in the romp.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: I beed stregnth shroomery.. [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #22195988 - 09/06/15 07:28 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Trent Anus is all things and all things are contained within the anus.


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Re: I beed stregnth shroomery.. [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22195999 - 09/06/15 07:33 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

That's impossible, the universe would explode. That would mean trents anus is in trents anus. And the trent anus in the trent anus is in the trent anus. The trent anus in the trent anus in the trent anus is in the trent anus. Even more the trent anus in the trent anus in the trent anus.. wait how many trent anus am I on?


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: I beed stregnth shroomery.. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22196009 - 09/06/15 07:36 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Enough talk about Trent Anus before I'm banished from the Romp


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Re: I beed stregnth shroomery.. [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22196052 - 09/06/15 08:00 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Xplicit RelapzZ said:
Enough talk about Trent Anus before I'm banished from the Pub




    fixed...:smirk:
:mod: . . . :peace:


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Re: I beed stregnth shroomery.. [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22196341 - 09/06/15 09:35 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
Quote:

JustForToday said:
Time for me to bust malcolm's bubble. Sit back son and let me show you how hard i've worked. And after you'll prolly be wishing you're half the man I am. Only reason I accuse you of living with your parents is because I'VE DONE IT. I lived with my parents before and came on here and averaged your amount of posts. I no lifed it. Ask anyone else here. I didn't have a life. And if you are studying to become whatever, you're probably living off my tax money if you're not living off your parents.

This was me at 250 pounds 2 years and 5 months ago.








That is not 250lbs. You do not have that much muscle. Your ego is so large, that you need to lie about how much weight you lost. That is lame.

Want some actual advice? Start working on muscles that matter instead of trying to look a certain way. Your traps and delts are hella tiny son, you look like you only do cardio, crunches, bicep curls, and bench presses. Abs are over rated. Hella !

This thread is so sad. All the time, people are telling you you're too vain.. You make a thread, complaining that the only girl who has given you their time in a long time broke up with you because you're busy being vain, and then you post this "hey look at me" shit? Embrace something, because I'm telling you right now you're going to tear yourself apart trying to be too many people at once.




Whatever you say buddy. Stay mad mkay?:lol::hamsterdance::rockon:

It's almost like he fails to notice the stretch marks all over my body.:shrug:


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Re: I beed stregnth shroomery.. [Re: JustForToday] * 3
    #22196350 - 09/06/15 09:38 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It's almost like no one gives a shit about your body.

Seriously dude, you can go for a million in plastic surgery, you're still going to be one ugly mother fucker. Your personality completely negates anything you do physically.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: I beed stregnth shroomery.. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22196372 - 09/06/15 09:41 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
It's almost like no one gives a shit about your body.

Seriously dude, you can go for a million in plastic surgery, you're still going to be one ugly mother fucker. Your personality completely negates anything you do physically.




I like showing off my body whenever I can. I am not doing plastic surgery. I am okay with what I look like now. I love who I am. But it took a shitload of work and alot of people telling me how great I look. Amazing how it takes all that to undo all the damage done in the past from mental and emotional abuse.


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Re: I beed stregnth shroomery.. [Re: JustForToday] * 2
    #22196400 - 09/06/15 09:47 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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JustForToday said:
I'm done posting in this thread. I already proved everything I needed to prove. Have a blessed one.:thumbup:




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Re: I beed stregnth shroomery.. [Re: JustForToday] * 8
    #22196407 - 09/06/15 09:48 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yes I get you like showing it off. You act like it has any value what so ever. You repeatedly bring it up, in threads that it's not even relevant in.

Show it off all you want. Your body is average at best. You are not special in any sense. You are fucking literally between ripped and fat.

Your personality is fucking shitty. Your ego is so massive I don't understand how you haven't been crushed under it's weight. You don't even have anything to have an ego about.

"Look at my tiny ass house! See that TV up there?! It's 40 fucking inches! Yeah bitches! Look at my kitchen! I'm so much better than you! Check out my body! I know you want to stare at as much as I do everyday! I don't give a fuck if no one asked, you're looking at this horrible fucking picture that looks like my camera was wrapped in a fucking condom! LOOK AT IT! I SAID FUCKING LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Just fucking piss off. Or go whine to an admin and get me banned from your thread too. P.S. Malcolm has shown me your PMs. You're fucking pathetic.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: I beed stregnth shroomery.. [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #22196755 - 09/06/15 11:17 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Yes I get you like showing it off. You act like it has any value what so ever. You repeatedly bring it up, in threads that it's not even relevant in.

Show it off all you want. Your body is average at best. You are not special in any sense. You are fucking literally between ripped and fat.

Your personality is fucking shitty. Your ego is so massive I don't understand how you haven't been crushed under it's weight. You don't even have anything to have an ego about.

"Look at my tiny ass house! See that TV up there?! It's 40 fucking inches! Yeah bitches! Look at my kitchen! I'm so much better than you! Check out my body! I know you want to stare at as much as I do everyday! I don't give a fuck if no one asked, you're looking at this horrible fucking picture that looks like my camera was wrapped in a fucking condom! LOOK AT IT! I SAID FUCKING LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Just fucking piss off. Or go whine to an admin and get me banned from your thread too. P.S. Malcolm has shown me your PMs. You're fucking pathetic.




:whathesaid: :canthelpbutlaugh:

Best post of the year lol


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