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Lophosaurus said: HA. I love that "Always Sunny" where they put bath salts in the punch at that wedding. I doubt I have enough L to get everyone high. I could mix up shrooms into the mashed potatoes or whatever they're serving.
These people are super religious and I think that is part of the reason they ignore me as much as possible. They view me as a heathen because I'm not religious even though I'm a really nice/good person, at least that's the vibe I get. This will be a really odd wedding. They're getting married to a song that says Jesus every 3 words and I guess the church gets mad if they serve alcohol and the bride can't have a sleeveless dress or show any cleavage.
If you say "god bless" after interactions with people it couldn't hurt. You might not be religious but they may respect you more if they know you're not religious but you're respectful enough to honor the sanctity of the church and day of marriage.
And be careful too of using His name in vain.
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Put LSD in the punch bowl and lots of it
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Or fuck your wife's sister the night before. 
God will send her straight to Hell for laying with a man before her wedding night, let alone a different man.
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Or both
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Re: (L)imp (N)eck (C)hoad [Re: Adden]
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Smoking weed and I had some good wings for dinner.
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OhMrJohnson said: Or both

Exactly what I was thinking.
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I'm not doing shit
Last night was my getting fucked up night so to speak
Tonight I'm sober
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Re: (L)imp (N)eck (C)hoad [Re: Niffla]
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Recognize any Shroomerites?
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I think im leaving the beach here soon, probably tomorrow. Things went pretty sour at where im staying. Someone had the audacity tonight to tell me that i was not as spiritually evolved as they were and that they feel like an older brother to me even though we are te same age. Tf? Tired of the hippie hypocracy.
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Re: (L)imp (N)eck (C)hoad [Re: 404]
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hippiepocrasy
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Re: (L)imp (N)eck (C)hoad [Re: Niffla]
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I've only had one shot of whiskey since I turned 21 a few weeks ago
I need a bottle of tequila so I can get turnt
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Re: (L)imp (N)eck (C)hoad [Re: 404]
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What pissed them off?
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Re: (L)imp (N)eck (C)hoad [Re: Adden]
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Dys said:
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Lophosaurus said: HA. I love that "Always Sunny" where they put bath salts in the punch at that wedding. I doubt I have enough L to get everyone high. I could mix up shrooms into the mashed potatoes or whatever they're serving.
These people are super religious and I think that is part of the reason they ignore me as much as possible. They view me as a heathen because I'm not religious even though I'm a really nice/good person, at least that's the vibe I get. This will be a really odd wedding. They're getting married to a song that says Jesus every 3 words and I guess the church gets mad if they serve alcohol and the bride can't have a sleeveless dress or show any cleavage.
If you say "god bless" after interactions with people it couldn't hurt. You might not be religious but they may respect you more if they know you're not religious but you're respectful enough to honor the sanctity of the church and day of marriage.
And be careful too of using His name in vain.
I'm not too concerned with them respecting me and I couldn't say "god bless" because it's just not me. I wish they would at least get to know me before judging me though. I'm actually really polite and respectful and would never cause any kind of scene at the wedding.
Another thing I think is weird about this wedding is that the bride is a born again virgin or whatever you call it when she sleeps around and then stops until marriage. The guy is a 25 year old virgin and has been saving himself for marriage. They are going to try to get her knocked up the same night of the wedding. I don't know, if it was me I would want to enjoy her pussy before it gets stretched from popping babies out, especially if I was a virgin.
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Re: (L)imp (N)eck (C)hoad [Re: Amanita86]
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Its only one of them, and its more of what was said to me really.
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Re: (L)imp (N)eck (C)hoad [Re: 404]
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404 said: Someone had the audacity tonight to tell me that i was not as spiritually evolved as they were and that they feel like an older brother to me even though we are te same age.
What an ass-douche thing to say. I don't have much time for buttholes like that
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Re: (L)imp (N)eck (C)hoad [Re: Detached]
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404 said: Someone had the audacity tonight to tell me that i was not as spiritually evolved as they were and that they feel like an older brother to me even though we are te same age.
What an ass-douche thing to say. I don't have much time for buttholes like that

Wondering which drug-induced psychosis riddled TPE members showed up.
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Re: (L)imp (N)eck (C)hoad [Re: Adden]
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Dys said: Recognize any Shroomerites?
yeah I'm pretty sure I saw bassfreak
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Re: (L)imp (N)eck (C)hoad [Re: Niffla]
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The guy in the far back who's wishing he had a job so he could afford a phat ride like that kid?
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Re: (L)imp (N)eck (C)hoad [Re: Adden]
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Dys said: The guy in the far back who's wishing he had a job so he could afford a phat ride like that kid?
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Re: (L)imp (N)eck (C)hoad [Re: Niffla]
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Starting to wonder if that's actually junkie cop who's put on some weight now that he doesn't have to chase Esekon_Kelley everywhere.
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