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Angus McAxeHandle
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(L)imp (N)eck (C)hoad
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Off work in 20 mins and it's about damn time. Working tomorrow though so cant thoroughly enjoy the evening. Who out there is having a better night than me? Let me live vicariously through your awesomeness.
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Pariahprose
I'm Thinking Arby's...


Registered: 09/10/14
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Well, I have smoked two joints, a blunt, and took a couple shots of peach flavored vodka. The vodka was actually pretty good.
Best part, I haven't paid for nothing, pretty awesome IMO since I am usually the one paying for shit. Live through the awesomeness so far in this thread Angus...and consume more with each post *laugh evily*
Besides having to replace the brake booster on my car, its been a pretty awesome day. Working over tomorrow to make some of that extra $
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



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Just chillin. Went for a sensory deprivation float this afternoon and dosed some 4 aco dmt. Now I'm back at home chillin having a beer and some bong hits. Teaching a class in the morning at work about growing cacti and succulents. I'm the right guy for that class.
-------------------- "Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent: it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not." John C. Lily
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Detached
You know where...


Registered: 02/27/15
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Sitting, drinking micro brew and watching TV. A good way to spend a friday!
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Adden

Registered: 06/04/03
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Re: (L)imp (N)eck (C)hoad [Re: Detached]
#22190287 - 09/04/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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We are finally in Pacific time! We will be arriving at our new hometown tomorrow evening. Construction through Montana and Idaho set us back 3 hours. One more day until our extended stay. Thank. God.
Need to find a recreational shop in WA before we hit OR. We need some edibles and Charlotte's Web.
Still smoking some farmer's outdoors. Nice body high, relaxes all my muscles, gives me an appetite and helps me sleep. Tastes pretty good and is not harsh but hits quick. Not bad at 1k per hp. We've been grinding it up and the kif is gold so hey, pack it up, pack it and let it begin.
Gained an hour of sleep again too!
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xbloodwhipx

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Re: (L)imp (N)eck (C)hoad [Re: Adden]
#22190338 - 09/04/15 09:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Smoked a bowl, just chillin listenin to music.
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Lophosaurus
suruasohpol


Registered: 08/09/07
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Loc: CA
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I need a drink. Last week my wifes sister asked me to walk her mom down to her seat in a wedding they're having tomorrow. So it was really short notice and then they needed me at the rehearsal today. I was about 15 or 20 min late because I couldn't get out of work early on short notice. When I arrived I said hello to the bride and she ignored me so I said it again and made sure she was making eye contact when I said it again. She ignored me again.
The guy her sister is marrying has actually never said hello to me and I said hello to him over 20 times at their family functions. At the rehearsal I found out he doesn't even know my name and I've spent at least 40 hours with him, could even be around 100 hours, during these family things. How can I be in the wedding party if the groom doesn't even know my name? I mean, the bride only has one sister who is married to me.
They aren't even serving alcohol at the reception, but I'm not going to let that stop me from getting drunk. I'll have to to deal with these stuck up bible worshipers.
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OhMrJohnson
Ashes Against The Grain

Registered: 01/12/14
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What's up lads and lasses
I'm chillin, just got off work not long ago, gonna smoke the last of the reefers then head to sleep cause I have to be up at 5AM to go back in
In other news I forgot to turn the open sign off tonight, god dammit but oh well
My dickhead brother took the bong over to his friend's so I had to macgyver a tinfoil pipe but it's all good
Have a pleasant night one and all
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Detached
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Who the fuck doesn't serve booze at a wedding? Those are how the real memories are made. A dry wedding is a boring one.
But the bride sounds like a cunt so...
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



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You should put LSD in the punch bowl.
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rackem



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and that is in accordance to best practices for a weddin'
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Sheekle
FREE BURKE



Registered: 01/11/10
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Quote:
Lophosaurus said: I need a drink. Last week my wifes sister asked me to walk her mom down to her seat in a wedding they're having tomorrow. So it was really short notice and then they needed me at the rehearsal today. I was about 15 or 20 min late because I couldn't get out of work early on short notice. When I arrived I said hello to the bride and she ignored me so I said it again and made sure she was making eye contact when I said it again. She ignored me again.
The guy her sister is marrying has actually never said hello to me and I said hello to him over 20 times at their family functions. At the rehearsal I found out he doesn't even know my name and I've spent at least 40 hours with him, could even be around 100 hours, during these family things. How can I be in the wedding party if the groom doesn't even know my name? I mean, the bride only has one sister who is married to me.
They aren't even serving alcohol at the reception, but I'm not going to let that stop me from getting drunk. I'll have to to deal with these stuck up bible worshipers.
That sucks man, people are crazy
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nicechrisman said: You should put LSD in the punch bowl.
qft
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



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Re: (L)imp (N)eck (C)hoad [Re: Sheekle]
#22190516 - 09/04/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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hi sheekle
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Adden

Registered: 06/04/03
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Quote:
Lophosaurus said: I need a drink. Last week my wifes sister asked me to walk her mom down to her seat in a wedding they're having tomorrow. So it was really short notice and then they needed me at the rehearsal today. I was about 15 or 20 min late because I couldn't get out of work early on short notice. When I arrived I said hello to the bride and she ignored me so I said it again and made sure she was making eye contact when I said it again. She ignored me again.
The guy her sister is marrying has actually never said hello to me and I said hello to him over 20 times at their family functions. At the rehearsal I found out he doesn't even know my name and I've spent at least 40 hours with him, could even be around 100 hours, during these family things. How can I be in the wedding party if the groom doesn't even know my name? I mean, the bride only has one sister who is married to me.
They aren't even serving alcohol at the reception, but I'm not going to let that stop me from getting drunk. I'll have to to deal with these stuck up bible worshipers.
So they're making you a sympathy usher.
Fuck them dude. Your wife's sister sounds like a huge cunt. The groom sounds just as bad.
Personally? I'd politely decline. It might make things worse in your family dynamic.
I'd venture a guess your mother-in-law appreciates it though.
Being a last minute usher is either sympathy or someone cancelled.
I wish you the best, just don't show up drunk at a dry wedding, or you're "that guy".
My advice sucks so don't take it but best of luck man.
If you wanna show them "what for", assist elderly people or disabled people and be the better person. People will remember the nice and kind young man who helped them to their seats.
^ And if you're going to do that, bring tissues with you, people will get emotional. If you seat someone then ask if they'd like some tissues if they are already looking like they're going to lose it. Some people might already be getting emotional before they get in the door. You can carry those smaller packages in a sports coat or whatever you're wearing. Women will likely want them as to not smear their makeup, but if you see an emotional guy, quietly slip him a few and you dont even have to say anything. If a guy needs one he might nit want attention drawn to him. If you show class and people praise you to the family then maybe it'll make things better in your familial circle.
Edit: mobile device goof
Edited by Adden (09/04/15 10:03 PM)
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Sheekle
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Registered: 01/11/10
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hi chrisman, how was the float tank? was it an out of this world experience
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



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Re: (L)imp (N)eck (C)hoad [Re: Sheekle]
#22190547 - 09/04/15 09:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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It was more of a deep in this world experience
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Lophosaurus
suruasohpol


Registered: 08/09/07
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Loc: CA
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Re: (L)imp (N)eck (C)hoad [Re: rackem]
#22190551 - 09/04/15 09:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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HA. I love that "Always Sunny" where they put bath salts in the punch at that wedding. I doubt I have enough L to get everyone high. I could mix up shrooms into the mashed potatoes or whatever they're serving.
These people are super religious and I think that is part of the reason they ignore me as much as possible. They view me as a heathen because I'm not religious even though I'm a really nice/good person, at least that's the vibe I get. This will be a really odd wedding. They're getting married to a song that says Jesus every 3 words and I guess the church gets mad if they serve alcohol and the bride can't have a sleeveless dress or show any cleavage.
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Sheekle
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lol wtf can't have a sleeveless dress
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Amanita86
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Fuck'm, don't let them rain on your parade. Have fun regardless.
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



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You should at least dunk your junk in the mashed potatoes when nobody's looking.
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