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Hemmeroids :(
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I'm 28 and I have em wtf anyone else?!?
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
#22189262 - 09/04/15 05:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I got them when I was 19. Same as my Dad.
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What do you do to help them. Fucking hurts they get bad
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
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Devon420 said: I'm 28 and I have em wtf anyone else?!?
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Devon420 said: I'm 28 and I have em wtf anyone else?!?

I lol'd
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
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I sit on an ice cube. It hurts for a bit and I can feel it in my stomach, but after that comes relief.
I also use those adult wet wipes after I go. That made a big difference.
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Niffla]
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Get some tucks wktchhazel pads, you will be ok
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ShroomerInTheRye said: I sit on an ice cube. It hurts for a bit and I can feel it in my stomach, but after that comes relief.
I also use those adult wet wipes after I go. That made a big difference.
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Dude what the fuck this thread is disgusting
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And bro I'm sorry for ratting on you that was dumb I thought it was funny to rat but I was an idiot. Let's moved past that lol
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It is, but these are a serious medical problem you want to take care of before it becomes an embarrassing infection you have to go humiliate yourself to a doctor about.
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
#22189454 - 09/04/15 06:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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wet wipes, and don't squeeze out your shits so damn hard, you'll pop veins soon enough.
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
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I want so badly to laugh at you, but if I do, I know they'll come in full force when I'm 50 or so.
Good luck! ...Aww, fuck.
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Does this take anal play off the table?
pls no
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Apostle]
#22189626 - 09/04/15 07:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Apostle said: Does this take anal play off the table?
pls no
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Hah damn yea it's not fun at all
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
#22189634 - 09/04/15 07:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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No way tickle my hemmy and I'll get exited hahah
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
#22189672 - 09/04/15 07:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Have you tried an ibuprofen to help with swelling?
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No actually I didn't think of that. Don't have any atm.
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
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How does it happen?
Hereditary or from buttseks?
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Apostle]
#22189719 - 09/04/15 07:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm sure genes come into play.
My Dad had them so bad one night, he walked to the hospital. They told him it could be easily removed. The old man jumps off the table and shouts in his loudest, eastern European voice:
"Oh no you don't!"
They had to sedate him slightly just to get a cortisone shot.
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I got hemmeroids in my early teens. Was really shitty (no pun intended). I had one that was really big and painful as hell and I made the mistake of going to the doctor. I ended up passing a big ass blood clot through my asshole.
But back to the original question, look into Preparation H. It will help with your ring of fire.
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Detached]
#22189756 - 09/04/15 07:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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It doesn't go away either it just goes back up so I need them removed eventually. I had it 3 weeks ago and now it's back I haven't had em for a couple years. It's painful
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
#22189781 - 09/04/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Just take care of them, if it gets abscessed you will hate it even more.
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
#22189783 - 09/04/15 07:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Most hemorrhoids come and go. Surgery isn't really medically necessary in most cases. If you go in for hemorrhoids, they are going to shove a see-through funnel-type instrument up your ass and take a peek at your gaper with a flashlight.
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Apostle]
#22189786 - 09/04/15 07:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Apostle said: How does it happen?
Hereditary or from buttseks?
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Detached]
#22189788 - 09/04/15 07:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah.. I think your doctor just liked you.
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I definitely got my copay's worth. The really embarrassing part was I had to take a really big shit afterwards and I'm sure I was pretty well-packed before the doc decided to probe me. I wasn't expecting it when I went into the appointment.
Unfortunately I remember it very vividly.
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Detached]
#22189860 - 09/04/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Detached said: I definitely got my copay's worth. The really embarrassing part was I had to take a really big shit afterwards and I'm sure I was pretty well-packed before the doc decided to probe me. I wasn't expecting it when I went into the appointment.
Unfortunately I remember it very vividly.
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Aww nasty hah. I hope it goes away in a couple days it's annoying. I wanna stab it !!!!! Lol
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
#22191295 - 09/05/15 02:38 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Eat more fibres and vegetables and a little less grease. Exercise. Drink sufficient fluids.
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
#22191308 - 09/05/15 02:53 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wait for the dump to fall out of your ass instead of forcing it out like an impatient madman with hemorrhoids. More soluble fiber helps, supplemented with probiotics to keep the good bacteria digesting.
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
#22191389 - 09/05/15 04:11 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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What drugs you take?
Kratom?
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
#22191653 - 09/05/15 07:45 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Devon420 said: I'm 28 and I have em wtf anyone else?!?
I've never gotten them but my ex husband did. I worked from home to help get a particularly nasty one cleared up as quickly as possible. The main idea is to keep the area clean and to bring the swelling down. Hot compresses and ice helps. The angle of his was such that him managing himself would have resulted in frustration and impatience which would have prolonged the discomfort.
We worked on a 4 hour cycle. Every four hours, wiped down with a preparation-H wipe and applied ointment. This was to account for the addition of psyllium husks and extra water in his diet which led to more stool production. Unfortunately, it did thrombose within the first 2 days so the cycle then included an antibacterial ointment instead of the one for relieving the itch. All in all, it took about 4 days for the worst to be over and the swelling was gone with 6-7 days.
Good luck and take care of yourself. Examine your diet and don't be ashamed to ask for help if you need it.
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Feels better today it's going away. Takes 2 or 3 days usually. Lol yea I need to stop pushing so hard I clearly remember doing that
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
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Devon420 said: Feels better today it's going away. Takes 2 or 3 days usually. Lol yea I need to stop pushing so hard I clearly remember doing that
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Your a mountain goat !!!!! Or are you saying I'm the goat Greatest Of All Time hahah
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you shouldn't need to push at all, when you have to take a shit it should just fall out on its own
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
#22192501 - 09/05/15 12:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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the mountain goat is a fine example of how it should look when you're on the can.
NOT like this-
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
#22192527 - 09/05/15 12:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I have had them before, it's a load of bullshit. It would mainly happen to me in the past when I would stand on my feet working many long hours/ all day.
At first I used some type of ointment, I think it was like A+D ointment maybe?
Then I just stopped caring, ignoring it and it would go away on its own. Watch out for if one of those motherfuckers burst while your taking a shit. It's fucking weird to see blood in the toilet mixed with your recent turds. Fucking weird man.
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Quote:
ShroomerInTheRye said: I'm sure genes come into play.
My Dad had them so bad one night, he walked to the hospital. They told him it could be easily removed. The old man jumps off the table and shouts in his loudest, eastern European voice:
"Oh no you don't!"
They had to sedate him slightly just to get a cortisone shot.
I have a theory. I think the splashing of the water causes it to spread to other people. Damn toilet water splashes!
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I take a lot of codeine so I get constipated so I strain a lot
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
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Ah ha haha. I usually tell people what helps me when it seem's like I'm not going enough is to consume a bunch of caffeine from coffee, chocolate cake, doughnuts, oreo cookies and milk, chocolate milk, and icecream. Sounds crazy... seem's to have worked from me in the past before. Lots of caffeine.
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Yea caffeine works but if I go it just inflames it
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
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Devon420 said: Yea caffeine works but if I go it just inflames it
Ouchy ouchy. I remember the first time I had one burst while shitting. I did not know it happened until I looked in the toilet.. I was like OMG WTF!!! Then I remembered... "Hemroidsssss....!"
Sneaky bastards!
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
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Devon420 said: Yea caffeine works but if I go it just inflames it
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
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Devon420 said: I take a lot of codeine so I get constipated so I strain a lot
Well there's your problem. Are you a pain patient or a "recreational user" who thinks hemorrhoids is a worthy sacrifice to drink some sizurp?
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I had hemmeroids before I ever did codeine
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
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Best thing you can do is clean good with bar soap, stay off your feet as much as possible and sit on soft surfaces. Use a pillow. You should also buy some cream from a CVS, walmart or some medical store would not hurt.
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
#22192913 - 09/05/15 02:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Devon420 said: I had hemmeroids before I ever did codeine
All the more reason not to take drugs that make you constipated IMO, but do as you like.
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I'm taking it more prescription drugs can cause constipation than the normal stuff you find on the market?
Geez just imagine if weed was known for causing major constipation. Your buddy saying something to you like "Nah man, nah, I can't that the blunt today.. its been 4 days with out shitting" lmao.
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Try the Preparation H stuff and if it doesn't work go see a proctologist. I got them from bmxing years ago and was in pain for 6 months, proctologist shoved a laser up my ass and it was fixed instantly.
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Yeah I don't think many people would be having that, but with opiates it is just par for the course. You know it's real bad when you start shitting out rabbit pellets, and then you stop taking them and it is toilet-breaking time.
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username checks out
I also got them from biking..starting when I was 12. They only flair up now once every few years
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It's like that for me. I shit lil bits then when I don't take codeine omg I'm shitting all day
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
#22192980 - 09/05/15 02:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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It's oft referred to as withdrawals.
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moonrockmushy said: Yeah I don't think many people would be having that, but with opiates it is just par for the course. You know it's real bad when you start shitting out rabbit pellets, and then you stop taking them and it is toilet-breaking time.
Sounds like a big mess! lol.
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Adden]
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This. Is. The. Worst. I have a lymph node that swells up about once every year and a half or so and, after it's drained, I'm always prescribed Vicodin. Yay because I hate pain but Boo because I hate what it does to my body. No matter how much water I drink, even if I switch to simply broth and spinach for the duration of the treatment process my ass puckers up like Ivana Trump at a Rich-Guy-With-Bad-Toupees convention.
I've thrown out half bottles of the shit.
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
#22193438 - 09/05/15 04:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Devon420 said:
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Dys said: It's oft referred to as withdrawals.
How's it goin man?!!!! Yea drawls are not fun 
It's going man!
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Dude what the fuck this thread is disgusting

Hes a infected 
Joking, its not that gross, although he has bumps inside his asshole
Use hemmeroid cream?
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: SunnyD]
#22193515 - 09/05/15 04:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Mushrooms is the cure
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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
#22193928 - 09/05/15 06:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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who wants to plug mushrooms when they have hemroids?
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