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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
    #22189672 - 09/04/15 07:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Have you tried an ibuprofen to help with swelling?


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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: ShroomerInTheRye]
    #22189677 - 09/04/15 07:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

No actually I didn't think of that. Don't have any atm.


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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
    #22189688 - 09/04/15 07:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

How does it happen?

Hereditary or from buttseks?


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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
    #22189692 - 09/04/15 07:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:badmanthisfeels:


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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Apostle]
    #22189719 - 09/04/15 07:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm sure genes come into play.

My Dad had them so bad one night, he walked to the hospital.  They told him it could be easily removed.  The old man jumps off the table and shouts in his loudest, eastern European voice:

"Oh no you don't!"

They had to sedate him slightly just to get a cortisone shot.


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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: ShroomerInTheRye]
    #22189726 - 09/04/15 07:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I got hemmeroids in my early teens. Was really shitty (no pun intended). I had one that was really big and painful as hell and I made the mistake of going to the doctor. I ended up passing a big ass blood clot through my asshole.

But back to the original question, look into Preparation H. It will help with your ring of fire.


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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Detached]
    #22189756 - 09/04/15 07:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It doesn't go away either it just goes back up so I need them removed eventually. I had it 3 weeks ago and now it's back I haven't had em for a couple years. It's painful


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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
    #22189781 - 09/04/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Just take care of them, if it gets abscessed you will hate it even more.


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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
    #22189783 - 09/04/15 07:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Most hemorrhoids come and go. Surgery isn't really medically necessary in most cases. If you go in for hemorrhoids, they are going to shove a see-through funnel-type instrument up your ass and take a peek at your gaper with a flashlight.


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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Apostle]
    #22189786 - 09/04/15 07:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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How does it happen?

Hereditary or from buttseks?




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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Detached]
    #22189788 - 09/04/15 07:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah.. I think your doctor just liked you.


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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22189840 - 09/04/15 07:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I definitely got my copay's worth. The really embarrassing part was I had to take a really big shit afterwards and I'm sure I was pretty well-packed before the doc decided to probe me. I wasn't expecting it when I went into the appointment.

Unfortunately I remember it very vividly.


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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Detached]
    #22189860 - 09/04/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Detached said:
I definitely got my copay's worth. The really embarrassing part was I had to take a really big shit afterwards and I'm sure I was pretty well-packed before the doc decided to probe me. I wasn't expecting it when I went into the appointment.

Unfortunately I remember it very vividly.




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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22190000 - 09/04/15 08:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Aww nasty hah. I hope it goes away in a couple days it's annoying. I wanna stab it !!!!! Lol


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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
    #22191295 - 09/05/15 02:38 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Eat more fibres and vegetables and a little less grease. Exercise. Drink sufficient fluids.


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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
    #22191308 - 09/05/15 02:53 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Wait for the dump to fall out of your ass instead of forcing it out like an impatient madman with hemorrhoids.  More soluble fiber helps, supplemented with probiotics to keep the good bacteria digesting.


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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
    #22191389 - 09/05/15 04:11 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

What drugs you take?

Kratom?


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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
    #22191653 - 09/05/15 07:45 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Devon420 said:
I'm 28 and I have em wtf anyone else?!?




I've never gotten them but my ex husband did. I worked from home to help get a particularly nasty one cleared up as quickly as possible. The main idea is to keep the area clean and to bring the swelling down. Hot compresses and ice helps. The angle of his was such that him managing himself would have resulted in frustration and impatience which would have prolonged the discomfort.

We worked on a 4 hour cycle. Every four hours, wiped down with a preparation-H wipe and applied ointment. This was to account for the addition of psyllium husks and extra water in his diet which led to more stool production. Unfortunately, it did thrombose within the first 2 days so the cycle then included an antibacterial ointment instead of the one for relieving the itch. All in all, it took about 4 days for the worst to be over and the swelling was gone with 6-7 days.

Good luck and take care of yourself. Examine your diet and don't be ashamed to ask for help if you need it.


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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: dionysiandame]
    #22192056 - 09/05/15 10:13 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Feels better today  it's going away. Takes 2 or 3 days usually. Lol yea I need to stop pushing so hard I clearly remember doing that


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Re: Hemmeroids :( [Re: Devon420]
    #22192375 - 09/05/15 12:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Feels better today  it's going away. Takes 2 or 3 days usually. Lol yea I need to stop pushing so hard I clearly remember doing that




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