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InvisibleballsalsaMDiscord
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Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters
    #22188410 - 09/04/15 02:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22188414 - 09/04/15 02:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Birthdays are depressing after age 21.


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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: Capers]
    #22188419 - 09/04/15 02:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Capers said:
Birthdays are depressing after age 21.



:gooby:


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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: Capers]
    #22188420 - 09/04/15 02:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

you are a virgo, who is very gross


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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: Capers] * 1
    #22188426 - 09/04/15 02:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Capers said:
Birthdays are depressing after age 21.



In Canada they start being depressing after 19. :cookiemonster:


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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22188429 - 09/04/15 02:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The world went around the sun another time since the day of your birth and your taking credit for it.
Congratulations your an attention whore.
Stupid birthday having shroom eatin conceded little ho bag
The nerve


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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: WAN]
    #22188444 - 09/04/15 02:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I don't conform to many virgo traits.  Virgos are supposed to be fastidious, for example, while i am kind of a slob. (though i am quite particular about people shifting my mess around. makes it hard to find things)

Maybe my Sagittarius rising sign comes into play somehow?

i dunno, i never devoted much study to astrology


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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: dpomalia]
    #22188448 - 09/04/15 02:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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dpomalia said:
The world went around the sun another time since the day of your birth and your taking credit for it.
Congratulations your an attention whore.
Stupid birthday having shroom eatin conceded little ho bag
The nerve




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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: WAN]
    #22188457 - 09/04/15 02:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

happy womb-escape anniversary!!


good job not dying on your latest trip around the sun.  :asianofapproval:


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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: WAN]
    #22188478 - 09/04/15 02:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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WAN said:
you are a virgo, who is very gross




also, just for clarity, did you mean that Virgos are gross, or just me?


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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22188495 - 09/04/15 02:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You were born in to existence when your dad furiously came within your exhausted mother, not when she tore her vagina ridding her body of a little blood sucker.

Your birthday is in 2 months.

:themoreyouknow:


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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22188517 - 09/04/15 03:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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ballsalsa said:
go




Fuck yourself

jk bruh I love ya happy bornday


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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22188521 - 09/04/15 03:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
Quote:

Capers said:
Birthdays are depressing after age 21.



In Canada they start being depressing after 19. :cookiemonster:




In Scotland they start being depressing at one.


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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: PureMadness] * 1
    #22188540 - 09/04/15 03:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22188552 - 09/04/15 03:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
happy womb-escape anniversary!!


good job not dying on your latest trip around the sun.  :asianofapproval:





haha

happy birthday balls


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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: ReposadoXochipilli] * 1
    #22188555 - 09/04/15 03:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

ballsalsa said:
go



Congratulations, you are one year closer to death.


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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: ChasingBliss] * 3
    #22188833 - 09/04/15 04:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

In real life it really turns me off when people make a big deal about their birthday.


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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22188943 - 09/04/15 04:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

ballsalsa said:
Quote:

WAN said:
you are a virgo, who is very gross




also, just for clarity, did you mean that Virgos are gross, or just me?



all virgos are gross, along with capricorns and tauruses


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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: WAN]
    #22188980 - 09/04/15 04:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Horoscopes are gross, so that makes you gross by default.

I win


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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: ballsalsa] * 1
    #22189011 - 09/04/15 05:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

happy birthday ballsalsa



hopefully your birthday is better than this dude's


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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: Niffla]
    #22189022 - 09/04/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

That bowl of cheese puffs though.. thats kinda a game changer


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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: Niffla]
    #22189116 - 09/04/15 05:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Where did you get my picture!?


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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22189119 - 09/04/15 05:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Those have been sitting there since last years birthday party.


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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22189195 - 09/04/15 05:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Ythan says you're not on the calender, so no ...:snub:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/calendar.php









:happybday: anyway...:cheers:
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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22189208 - 09/04/15 05:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I ain't even gonna bother pretending, i couldnt care less :whatyougonnado:

Jk, merry Christmas :highdog:




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Chuck Norris doesn't have birthdays, birthdays have Chuck Norris.


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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: Niffla]
    #22189228 - 09/04/15 05:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe that dude thought his birthday party kicked major ass. :rockon:

Happy Birthday OP. How are you celebrating it?


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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: Bigfeely123]
    #22189296 - 09/04/15 06:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm having a Karaoke Party!


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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22189322 - 09/04/15 06:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Haha. Nice man. Well I hope you have a good time. Are you going to be really drunk? :crazy: I don't think I'd have the courage to do karaoke. Do you go somewhere to do that or just at the crib?


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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22189345 - 09/04/15 06:10 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

the entire pub gets on stage and sings this is how you do it by montell jordan.


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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22189351 - 09/04/15 06:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

How about we sing, "It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday!" :grin:


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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: Bigfeely123]
    #22189365 - 09/04/15 06:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

just out to a local bar.  and yes, i plan on being drunk, though not excessively so.  Shit is scary at first but its fun as fuck once you get used to it.  The best is being white, and doing a soul or r&b song that nobody expects.  or doing something like "American Pie" which is retarded long, and is essentially a form of karaoke trolling





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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: vinsue]
    #22189366 - 09/04/15 06:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

vinsue said:
Ythan says you're not on the calender, so no ...:snub:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/calendar.php









:happybday: anyway...:cheers:
:present::stash::ass::money: . . . :peace:





I didn't even know there was a calendar. hahah there's people I recognize that have my bday!!

Also, Happyyyyyy Birthday Ballsalsa!!!

:heartpump::happybday:


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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: pachoo] * 1
    #22189394 - 09/04/15 06:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quite a few members born on 4/20...:rolleyes:
:happyweed: . . . :peace:


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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22189442 - 09/04/15 06:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I once knew a kid, by all meaning of the word, who punched another kid in the face cuz it was his birthday. In retrospect... I applaud him...


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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: Shiithead]
    #22189484 - 09/04/15 06:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You're praising someone for punching someone else in the face?


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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: Bigfeely123]
    #22189825 - 09/04/15 07:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Almost


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
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Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
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Re: Its my birthday. Now stoke my ego by pretending that it matters [Re: Shiithead]
    #22189924 - 09/04/15 07:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Happy birthday.

I got some ballsalsa.


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