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OfflineBitter Cactus
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Circle jerking
    #22185668 - 09/03/15 10:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

What is the point of the classic circle jerk? I have seen circle jerking in porn where the chick is circled by a group of guys jacking off. I find it really gross and I think whatever girl is willing to take all those loads must have no self respect.

Would you ever participate in a circle jerk if a hot chick was involved?

Discuss.


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22185677 - 09/03/15 10:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I wonder what inspired this thread....

And a circle jerk usually doesn't involve a woman.


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: Detached]
    #22185681 - 09/03/15 10:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I thought a circle jerk always involved a woman in the middle. :shrug:


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: Detached]
    #22185683 - 09/03/15 10:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I personally go with the waffle rather than the woman. Muffins have been known to work too.


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: The Moose]
    #22185686 - 09/03/15 10:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Biscuits and cookies substitute well too


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: Detached] * 1
    #22185687 - 09/03/15 10:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I do enjoy a good biscuits and gravy...


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22185690 - 09/03/15 10:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Bitter Cactus said:
I thought a circle jerk always involved a woman in the middle. :shrug:



No circle jerky is when you've got a group of guys all with a cock in their mouths forming a circle.


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22185693 - 09/03/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

Bitter Cactus said:
I thought a circle jerk always involved a woman in the middle. :shrug:



No circle jerky is when you've got a group of guys all with a cock in their mouths forming a circle.




:incredible:


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22185697 - 09/03/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Bukkake is more of a circle jerk with a woman involved.

Otherwise it's just boys being boyz


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: Detached]
    #22185699 - 09/03/15 10:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

WTF is bukkake anyways?


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22185700 - 09/03/15 10:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It is what you were describing in your OP


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22185702 - 09/03/15 10:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

shop for beef jerky, hehe

anyway, yeah bukkake is when a buncha doods blow loads all over a chick


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: Detached] * 3
    #22185703 - 09/03/15 10:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

[mod edit: When you mean it in a derogatory way, we have a problem.]


Edited by koods (09/03/15 11:57 PM)


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22185705 - 09/03/15 10:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Oh this thread should be called bukkake then my bad.


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22185706 - 09/03/15 10:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Bitter Cactus said:
What is the point of the classic circle jerk? I have seen circle jerking in porn where the chick is circled by a group of guys jacking off. I find it really gross and I think whatever girl is willing to take all those loads must have no self respect.

Would you ever participate in a circle jerk if a hot chick was involved?

Discuss.



Do you have literally any reason for that other than a slut-shaming cultural bias?


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22185716 - 09/03/15 10:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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MajickMuffin said:
More like boys being a group of fucking faggots




Faggot shamer! :mad2:


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22185726 - 09/03/15 10:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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MajickMuffin said:
Quote:

Bitter Cactus said:
I thought a circle jerk always involved a woman in the middle. :shrug:



No circle jerky is when you've got a group of guys all with a cock in their mouths forming a circle.



No, a circle jerk is when you have a group of men standing in a circle and they are jerking off the guy next to them. At least that's what it meant when I was in school in the late 80s.


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: Detached]
    #22185729 - 09/03/15 10:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I have the right to shame.

Although I do believe they have the right to be gay. But I'll still call them some fucking cock suckers. Because its true.


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: D.M.T]
    #22185732 - 09/03/15 10:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

That's a circle jerk with a helping hand.


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: Lucis]
    #22185734 - 09/03/15 10:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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shop for beef jerky, hehe




Giant black dildo

..:loldongs: you're welcome.


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: D.M.T]
    #22185735 - 09/03/15 10:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Wow I am actually surprised I didn't know what a circle jerk was then.


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: Detached]
    #22185737 - 09/03/15 10:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:smugjerry: would not approve of this thread!!!


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: Amanita86]
    #22185741 - 09/03/15 10:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Amanita86 said:
Quote:

Fennario said:
shop for beef jerky, hehe

anyway, yeah bukkake is when a buncha doods blow loads all over a chick



Giant black dildo

..:loldongs: you're welcome.



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Re: Circle jerking [Re: D.M.T]
    #22185751 - 09/03/15 10:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I stand corrected. I guess your neighbor is suppose to pull your whistle.

Circle Jerk definition

1.) When a group of males sit in a circle, jerking each other off.

2.) *NOT* when a group of males stand in a circle to jerk off onto a cookie or anything of the sort. That retarded frat game is called "Limp Biscuit"... which kind of indirectly explains why the band of the same namesake is so fucking horrible.

3.) When a bunch of blowhards - usually politicians - get together for a debate but usually end up agreeing with each other's viewpoints to the point of redundancy, stroking each other's egos as if they were extensions of their genitals (ergo, the mastubatory insinuation). Basically, it's what happens when the choir preaches to itself.




Thanks Urban Dictionary :thumbup:


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: Detached]
    #22185765 - 09/03/15 10:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Wouldn't it just be easier to jerk off yourself instead of doing a circle jerk? Seems kind of unnecessary.


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22185770 - 09/03/15 10:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The circle jerking forum is over that way.
https://www.shroomery.org/forums/postlist.php/Board/6


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22185771 - 09/03/15 10:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I would believe so but I've never put that theory to the test.


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: SARAtonin]
    #22185772 - 09/03/15 10:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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The circle jerking forum is over that way.
https://www.shroomery.org/forums/postlist.php/Board/6




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Re: Circle jerking [Re: Detached]
    #22185893 - 09/03/15 11:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

shop for: Giant black dildo


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: 404]
    #22185917 - 09/03/15 11:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:booooom:


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 1
    #22185944 - 09/03/15 11:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I thought a circle jerk always involved a woman in the middle. :shrug:




lol. Sure.


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: 404]
    #22185945 - 09/03/15 11:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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404 said:
shop for: Giant black dildo



Another one?


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: koods]
    #22185952 - 09/04/15 12:00 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

literally, :loldongs:


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 1
    #22185994 - 09/04/15 12:12 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Well let me see, if I was surrounded by a group of women masturbating and squirting on me, I would feel my self respect go through the fucking roof!!!

FUCK YEA!!!!


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: RobZombie68]
    #22186024 - 09/04/15 12:21 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:cookiemonster:


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Re: Circle jerking [Re: RobZombie68]
    #22186037 - 09/04/15 12:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Well let me see, if I was surrounded by a group of women masturbating and squirting on me, I would feel my self respect go through the fucking roof!!!

FUCK YEA!!!!




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Re: Circle jerking [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22186039 - 09/04/15 12:28 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Circle jerking [Re: D.M.T]
    #22186195 - 09/04/15 01:30 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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D.M.T said:
Quote:

MajickMuffin said:
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Bitter Cactus said:
I thought a circle jerk always involved a woman in the middle. :shrug:



No circle jerky is when you've got a group of guys all with a cock in their mouths forming a circle.



No, a circle jerk is when you have a group of men standing in a circle and they are jerking off the guy next to them. At least that's what it meant when I was in school in the late 80s.





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