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InvisibleEllisDSox
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What's all this talk about The Ceramic Monkey?
    #22182841 - 09/03/15 12:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Is it a cult or what? I've noticed a lot of people (mainly online but also in person) talking about this thing like it's a god. I thought it was a joke at first, but an official centre has popped up in East London and I think it's just going to keep growing.

Does anyone know what the deal is here? It could be a ridiculously over elaborate hoax, but I think it's more like a new religion or something.


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Re: What's all this talk about The Ceramic Monkey? [Re: EllisDSox]
    #22182857 - 09/03/15 12:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I googled it and only found actual ceramic monkeys :shrug:


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Re: What's all this talk about The Ceramic Monkey? [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #22182867 - 09/03/15 12:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah, it's a real bastard finding information cause obviously you just get shopping results and shit. I'll try and find the link I was looking at earlier.


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Re: What's all this talk about The Ceramic Monkey? [Re: EllisDSox]
    #22182870 - 09/03/15 12:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Never heard of it before.  I popped online to see what I could find - not much really, but this is pretty interesting




Obama also carrys A Hindu Monkey God Charm and this is what is so disturbing to us all.

Once again, August 20, 2008 – The Chicago Tribune reported in late June, 2008 that Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) carries a series of good luck charms with him. One of those charms is a Hindu brass monkey king. The charm is an image of Hanuman, the monkey god and one of the most revered gods in the Hindu religion.

Brij Mohan Bhama, a politician connected with the ruling party in India, is a follower of Hanuman and presented the Senator with a 2-foot-high gold-plated Hanuman idol, which had been blessed by a dozen Hindu priests in a special prayer service. According to Bhama, “Obama has deep faith in Lord Hanuman and that is why we are presenting an idol of Hanuman to him.”


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Re: What's all this talk about The Ceramic Monkey? [Re: Dilsnique]
    #22182887 - 09/03/15 12:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Weird stuff. The guys I've spoken to certainly don't consider themselves anything to do with Hinduism, but maybe Hanuman is being used as a gateway to full blown cultic worship of The Ceramic Monkey. I think they actually forbid images of The Ceramic Monkey to be made, since the term refers to only the original, purportedly ancient sculpture and replicas are scorned.

I can't find that site right now, but I should be able to track it down. If it's not a giant troll, this movement is quite menacing.


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Re: What's all this talk about The Ceramic Monkey? [Re: EllisDSox]
    #22182897 - 09/03/15 12:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

any website precluding to satansrapture has to be awesome :hmm:


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Re: What's all this talk about The Ceramic Monkey? [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #22182901 - 09/03/15 12:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It has triangles and massive red writing and you STILL AREN'T CONVINCED?

You naive fool.


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Re: What's all this talk about The Ceramic Monkey? [Re: EllisDSox]
    #22182909 - 09/03/15 12:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

ok you got me there



he looks a tad sissy though


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Re: What's all this talk about The Ceramic Monkey? [Re: EllisDSox]
    #22182912 - 09/03/15 12:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I love websites like this.
It proves that there's still wackos out there who know how to write html lol.


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Re: What's all this talk about The Ceramic Monkey? [Re: EllisDSox]
    #22183084 - 09/03/15 01:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I saw people at a music festival recently that ere advocating something about a ceramic monkey. It was really confusing to me and I assumed they were just drugged up.


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Re: What's all this talk about The Ceramic Monkey? [Re: Kilgore Trout]
    #22183115 - 09/03/15 01:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I saw people at a music festival recently that ere advocating something about a ceramic monkey. It was really confusing to me and I assumed they were just drugged up.





Surrender to The Monkey Lord



Perhaps "ceramic monkey" is secret code for "opium"?


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Re: What's all this talk about The Ceramic Monkey? [Re: Kilgore Trout]
    #22186918 - 09/04/15 08:49 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I saw people at a music festival recently that ere advocating something about a ceramic monkey. It was really confusing to me and I assumed they were just drugged up.




If it's definitely transatlantic, I have to assume there's something going on here. On the one hand, it's a bunch of fucking stupid ketamine addicts talking about a Ceramic Monkey, but now that I've had reports from people in Australia, North and South America and every country in Britain, I think this is a genuine cult.

I'm going down to the centre today to see if I can find out what the fuck they're actually about. The weird thing is how secretive they are in certain ways, yet totally open in others. The centre is just a nondescript, numbered building that looks like an abandoned club, and getting inside is a real fucking hassle, but everyone I've met elsewhere who has spoken about it has been really enthusiastic and verbose about the whole thing.


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Re: What's all this talk about The Ceramic Monkey? [Re: EllisDSox]
    #22186926 - 09/04/15 08:52 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Brass monkey- that funky monkey


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Re: What's all this talk about The Ceramic Monkey? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22186931 - 09/04/15 08:53 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm sure that's a great song or whatever, but do you have any idea what this movement is about?


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Re: What's all this talk about The Ceramic Monkey? [Re: EllisDSox]
    #22186951 - 09/04/15 08:58 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

This is the first I've heard of it. I know of Hanuman like others have said, but I don't know about this ceramic monkey.


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Re: What's all this talk about The Ceramic Monkey? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22186966 - 09/04/15 09:04 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It's definitely nothing to do with Hanuman. It seems like most of the people involved are pretty susceptible and stupid, but the numbers alone make it look a lot like a real cult, and not just some Hindu spin off for white people.

Anyway, it's good in a way that so few people have heard of it, but enough people seem involved that I can really see this turning into some Jonestown style shit if it grows enough.


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Re: What's all this talk about The Ceramic Monkey? [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #22186967 - 09/04/15 09:04 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I googled it and only found actual ceramic monkeys :shrug:



:whathesaid:
Until you provide evidence of what you're talking about, I'm going to assume this is some bullshit. My Googlefu is strong and the only thing I can remotely find relating to what you said, links back directly to this thread. This is apparently the only place evidence of this 'cult' exists.


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Re: What's all this talk about The Ceramic Monkey? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22186973 - 09/04/15 09:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

OP is trying to start a cult


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Re: What's all this talk about The Ceramic Monkey? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22186976 - 09/04/15 09:07 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

As I said, I'll try and find the "official" link, or if you live in London I'll PM you as to where you can find the centre. It would be a pretty boring and pointless hoax for me to try and convince like five people that there's a cult based on this shit.

I'm genuinely curious here and the amount of people talking about it seems way beyond some drug induced coincidence. If you don't give a fuck about it, then good, it just seemed a little ominous the way certain people have spoken to me in hushed, reverent tones about what sounds like a literal ceramic model of a fucking monkey.


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Re: What's all this talk about The Ceramic Monkey? [Re: EllisDSox]
    #22187006 - 09/04/15 09:17 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Is it to do with the Porcelain Goddess?


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