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InvisiblePsychoslut
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You guys wont ever believe this shit coming from me * 2
    #22181559 - 09/03/15 01:56 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I am in college now. Studying Agriculture Business Technology. I will be taking simple business classes first, which I am in this semester. I am working on pre-reqs. I have 7 chapters of work turned in, I have not missed a single grade point. My professors love me, I'm in class everyday, honest, they dont have to grade my papers, I tell them what was wrong with it and how I fixed it. My goal is to increase supplies and information to under developed countries to improve safe farming practice. I am starting out by taking my classes, I am going to graduate and take over as co executor to my father in laws 100 acre mountainous region mango, rice, corn, hog, pig, cattle and buffalo farm. He is sixty now and wants me to bring American technology to the Philippines. I will by graduating, filing for grants, improving relations, improving quality of food and life for both people, plants, live stock. I want to treat and cure parasites to make their livestock as healthy as ours. I am a very motivated first year freshman at a low rent community college, just a hillbilly in a school by some corn fields, compared to you guys. But I am doing what I can with what I have available.

Let me have a second to upload some photos of my families farm land in Bohol, Phillipines.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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InvisiblePsychoslut
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Re: You guys wont ever believe this shit coming from me [Re: Psychoslut]
    #22181566 - 09/03/15 02:01 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)












































This is the inspiration for me going to college, doing whats right, proving myself that I can successfully take over this land, bring new technology and building supplies, medicine, care for this mans daughter as he did.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: You guys wont ever believe this shit coming from me [Re: Psychoslut]
    #22181568 - 09/03/15 02:03 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Subscribing :cool::thumbup:


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Re: You guys wont ever believe this shit coming from me [Re: zZZz]
    #22181577 - 09/03/15 02:14 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)






















My fiance is the young woman pictured with our grandma. The children are all of our baby cousins, and my future men to be expanding our farm to the point that we will be operating on all 1702 philippine islands, and eventually beginning a hostile takeover of the Dole Brand company. That's right dole, these lil kids playing in roots are after 51% of stock, watch your back.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: You guys wont ever believe this shit coming from me [Re: Psychoslut]
    #22181591 - 09/03/15 02:23 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Looks like an awesome piece of land u got there, my friend. Must be very peaceful.


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InvisiblePsychoslut
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Re: You guys wont ever believe this shit coming from me [Re: zZZz]
    #22181599 - 09/03/15 02:33 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It is very very nice. I was there for the month of april. I toured three islands, climbed a half dozen mountains, went swimming in water fall pools, ate the most amazing food on the planet. We went on the biggest zipline in Asia. Snorkeling at the beach, horse back riding through a wildlife park full of exotic birds, monkeys, tortoise, orangutans, crocodiles. I met the friendliest most hospitable people ever. They helped me spiritually, mentally, they changed who I am as a person in One Month. After spending a month being inspired by the hard-working, loving, impoverished people I went from being an alcoholic, pothead, asshole, hate the world kind of guy, to a man on a mission to not save the world, not cure war and famine, but to do my part to show them how they can do it themselves.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: You guys wont ever believe this shit coming from me [Re: Psychoslut]
    #22181605 - 09/03/15 02:42 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

sounds awesome man...congrates.... i might be going there for a holiday...any recommendations


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Re: You guys wont ever believe this shit coming from me [Re: Psychoslut]
    #22181608 - 09/03/15 02:46 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If you need extra hands, count me in.

:getstoned:


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Re: You guys wont ever believe this shit coming from me [Re: mindbodysoul]
    #22181663 - 09/03/15 03:45 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Find friends online first you will be greeted with open arms, they love visitors, especially Americans. Create a plan of what you want to see, where you want to go. Dont worry about food or hotel expense, the people will invite you to stay in there homes, they will cook for you, do your laundry, all just for nothing, free, just because you are an American, and a guest. When I went, I never payed a single dime for food, hotel, rent, travels, they are just like that, here have my extra motorcycle, here eat our gourmet seafood and tropical fruits. I suggest Davao City Philippines. Lots of nice street markets to get fresh cheap food, voted safest city on the planet 2014, very near many water falls, beaches, parks, barges for island hopping. The things you look out for, just like anywhere else, are the shady sides of town where the poor people will try to take advantage of you not knowing the proper price of anything. I had a round trip flight ticket from chicago for 1600 dollars, showed up in the islands with 500 bucks in my pocket and lived like a king for a month, came home with a little less than half my money still. But that is because I created my network of friends, and I have Philippine fiance with a huge family all over a dozen islands.



I will be looking for labor investors eventually, but not now. When I do hire laborers for the farm expansions I will not be importing workers from the United States, but if they showed up to tell me what they are there to do, anything is possible.

Cannabis, Mushrooms, LSD, Meth none of that will be any part of the operations, and I wont have anything to do with anyone on any sort of narcotics whatsoever. You will be arrested by the local police and you better pray the US embassy cares enough to get you home before the Philippine Government puts you in front of a firing squad for having a quarter ounce and a bowl.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: You guys wont ever believe this shit coming from me [Re: Psychoslut]
    #22181849 - 09/03/15 06:50 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Psychoslut said:I am going to graduate and take over as co executor to my father in laws 100 acre mountainous region mango, rice, corn, hog, pig, cattle and buffalo farm.




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Psychoslut said:
My fiance is the young woman pictured with our grandma. The children are all of our baby cousins




You are already referring to your fiancee's dad as your father in law and her grandma your grandma, etc.

How long have you known her - let me guess - less than a year or two...How much time have you spent with her excluding vacations? Where did you meet her?

FYI - A 60 year old man can go out and get any flaming hot 18 year old Filipina. He'll be expected to send money back home to her family.

Something is strange about your situation. I think you are probably making a huge mistake.

1) You are apparently very young. 18 or 19. If you listen to anything I say please do not get married until you are in your 30s - you are making a terrible mistake (when your wife turns into a cow and you are miserable in your mid 20s with a half century of life to go you will remember this post).

2) Get a flaming hot American girlfriend. There are millions of them.

3) Enjoy your college years. It should be the time of your life. Partying, meeting NEW chicks, etc. Marriage is not cool. You have know clue what a lifetime commitment means or how long that is.


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Invisiblepsi
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Re: You guys wont ever believe this shit coming from me [Re: Confucian] * 1
    #22181893 - 09/03/15 07:13 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Confucian said:
You are apparently very young. 18 or 19.




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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: You guys wont ever believe this shit coming from me [Re: Psychoslut] * 1
    #22184997 - 09/03/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Psychoslut said:You will be arrested by the local police and you better pray the US embassy cares enough to get you home before the Philippine Government puts you in front of a firing squad for having a quarter ounce and a bowl.




That's fucked up.

You had me sold till I read that part..

Usually in the most peaceful places there is always something really fucked up going on in the background.

Like that island from life of pi that pi Patal discovers out in the middle of the ocean, like it was so peaceful with nothing but harmless mere cats and a lifetime supply of food, but turns out it was a man eaten island that fed on any living thing on that island, usually at night when u slept, 'twas kinda freaky..


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Re: You guys wont ever believe this shit coming from me [Re: Psychoslut]
    #22185001 - 09/03/15 08:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Psychoslut said:





















My fiance is the young woman pictured with our grandma. The children are all of our baby cousins, and my future men to be expanding our farm to the point that we will be operating on all 1702 philippine islands, and eventually beginning a hostile takeover of the Dole Brand company. That's right dole, these lil kids playing in roots are after 51% of stock, watch your back.



Hey man, I'd rail your fiancé. For what its worth


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Re: You guys wont ever believe this shit coming from me [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22185023 - 09/03/15 08:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Quote:

Psychoslut said:





















My fiance is the young woman pictured with our grandma. The children are all of our baby cousins, and my future men to be expanding our farm to the point that we will be operating on all 1702 philippine islands, and eventually beginning a hostile takeover of the Dole Brand company. That's right dole, these lil kids playing in roots are after 51% of stock, watch your back.



Hey man, I'd rail your fiancé. For what its worth





Your back huh? lol


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Re: You guys wont ever believe this shit coming from me [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
    #22185030 - 09/03/15 08:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:thatsayes:


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Re: You guys wont ever believe this shit coming from me [Re: Detached]
    #22185054 - 09/03/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Your back huh? lol




Did you mean to ask me if I'm black? :lol:


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Re: You guys wont ever believe this shit coming from me [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22185060 - 09/03/15 09:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

No if your back lol I thought you were banned for awhile


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Re: You guys wont ever believe this shit coming from me [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
    #22185073 - 09/03/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yezzir. I'll probably be around for another week before I catch another one. I'm just trying to enjoy it while it lasts


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I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.


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Re: You guys wont ever believe this shit coming from me [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22185090 - 09/03/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:ohyou:


Well hopefully not man lol


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Re: You guys wont ever believe this shit coming from me [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
    #22185112 - 09/03/15 09:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Depends on how drunk/fucked up on etizolam I get. I usually wake up and try to log in and I'm fucking banned :lol:


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I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner.
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Re: You guys wont ever believe this shit coming from me [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
    #22185140 - 09/03/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Your a such a goon, just like riff raff.


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Re: You guys wont ever believe this shit coming from me [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
    #22185162 - 09/03/15 09:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Thats why my avatar is fuckin perfect. I've actually been thinking about changing it recently but I think its one of the more noticeable ones on the site. I told myself I wouldn't drink this week but I got trashed on monday and been blowing through etiz like street corner hookers every night. The fast life ain't for everyone son :whatyougonnado:

But back to the OP. Can I get your fiancé's number dawg?


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Re: You guys wont ever believe this shit coming from me [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22185171 - 09/03/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yea I dig that avatar, I always liked your name too

Funnnny shiiieet


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Re: You guys wont ever believe this shit coming from me [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
    #22186282 - 09/04/15 02:16 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

op are your farming practices, environmentally friendly...


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Re: You guys wont ever believe this shit coming from me [Re: Psychoslut]
    #22186422 - 09/04/15 04:48 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:threadmonitor:


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Re: You guys wont ever believe this shit coming from me [Re: Psychoslut]
    #22186462 - 09/04/15 05:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Smart guy has it worked out. Just make sure you never loose that vigor!....... and don't forget to take spores over there and grow a freaking forest of shrooms.

keep the kids away from the though.

we are proud of you,,,, scholarship time. time to get online and enter a few essay contests..


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