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Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females
#22181118 - 09/02/15 11:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Well I'm not sure how things are gonna work with me and my current girlfriend so basically I might consider looking for a new one soon or at least a good fuck buddy.
First I'd have to build the confidence to approach girls. I'm already making progress. I tell a woman who's physicallymy type that she's beautiful/gorgeous all the time now lol. I know that's probably not a good way to hit on them because they don't like getting physical compliments all the time but it's making me less and less scared to approach them.
Just a few months ago I couldn't even say a word to a cute girl I was so terrified lol. Now it's really not even nerve racking in any way to make small talk or compliment them.
Practice makes perfect..and the only way to get over your fears is to face them. Now granted I'm not particularly attractive to women and the chances of any of them actually wanting a 5'9 a non-stop glorious hair sporting guy with fairly average facial features-other than the fucked up slutty crazy girls who are basically dumps for all the genetically defective sperm in America- are very slim realistically speaking based on my experience and observations of people. But dammit this is getting to be like the lottery, the chances are slim but it's addicting to keep trying lol. If that comparison makes sense.
I guess that's the right way to think about this subject matter..it's like the lottery. It's always fun and a little exciting to try even if you know the odds are massively against you lol
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan] 1
#22181130 - 09/02/15 11:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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The odds really aren't all that massively against you, as long as you don't keep filming the girls you have sex with without their consent, and tell girls' families that you fucked their daughter/whatever to get back at them. Most girls don't like it when psychopathic lunatics do things like that, like you described doing in that thread a long time ago.
However, if you just don't do those things, and act like a reasonable and respectful human being, most worthwhile chicks would probably be happy to spend some time with you.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Sheekle] 1
#22181139 - 09/02/15 11:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Well that's really irrelevant because back when I made those threads I was on testosterone raising drugs and they made me kinda an asshole fuck lol.
-------------------- On the ground you lay, with your dogs you pray, at a neon hieroglyph sky you gaze Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky We all need more love, and mainly less hate Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye That makes the heart's eye cry Locked deep away in the skies of our minds It's all in the mind
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22181145 - 09/02/15 11:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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When I was trying get over my fear I would, for example, go to a cute girl who was working the cash register at a store and while she was checking out my items I would look for something small to compliment her on (tattoos, piercings, eyes if nothing else) and just give a small smile and say "I like your _______" in which she would smile/blush and smile back and say "thank you" and then I'd say "You're welcome" and continue on about my day. It makes them feel good and you don't look like a creeper  After a while you start slowly learning how to keep the conversation going but girls seem to love small compliments that they think are genuine. When you point out something that they seem really passionate about (the tattoo or piercing or whatever, something they clearly enjoy) then it seems to flatter them more than just simply calling them beautiful. In my opinion anyways.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#22181174 - 09/02/15 11:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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When I was tripping on acid the other week at a festival, there was some chick at this drum circle tent who said she liked my shirt and that she wanted it. So obviously I said thanks and told her how I made it and had more nd stuff, like, we had a little 10 second small-talk thing.
But, afterwards I felt intimated by her for some reason after, she was so gorgeous and care-free seeming, something about her vibe really took my mind for a spin. So I spent the rest of the day avoiding that tent, LOL!
Then the next day I took more acid, and I went up to her and said "high five high five high five high five high five" and we high-fived a bunch of times, then I didn't feel as intimidated by her anymore. I hope I see her again at some other festival
I also kept high-fiving some security people over and over, and going back to do it again and again, for like, a really long time. One of the security people tried getting me escorted away for the excessive high-fiving, although I learned the next day it was simply because I was causing some sore hands in the process.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22181182 - 09/02/15 11:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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MagicalOrangutan said: Well that's really irrelevant because back when I made those threads I was on testosterone raising drugs and they made me kinda an asshole fuck lol.
I don't think the idea of ever sending videos of you having sex with someone to their relatives and saying "Look, this is me having sex with your daughter/sister/niece/w.e" is anywhere remotely near a reasonable or healthy train of though, regardless of testosterone levels.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Sheekle]
#22181198 - 09/02/15 11:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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MagicalOrangutan said: Well that's really irrelevant because back when I made those threads I was on testosterone raising drugs and they made me kinda an asshole fuck lol.
I don't think the idea of ever sending videos of you having sex with someone to their relatives and saying "Look, this is me having sex with your daughter/sister/niece/w.e" is anywhere remotely near a reasonable or healthy train of though, regardless of testosterone levels.

That's not cool. But it's good that you seem to have learned that that (obviously) isn't right. Don't dwell on it or take it personal but definitely learn from that mistake and move on.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22181219 - 09/02/15 11:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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God fucking damn. Back when I had great hair I got asked out by SO many completely GORGEOUS women and just froze up and ended the conversation and let the offer go by every single fucking time. I can't fucking believe that.
I just automatically always assumed that they couldn't have been serious and that my short nerdy self could never stand a chance with such beautiful girls.
What a fucking retard I was. Now that I don't even have good hair I never even get looked at by anyone let alone asked out...meh. Back when I had the chance I passed it up. GODDAMM unbelievable. Whatever.
-------------------- On the ground you lay, with your dogs you pray, at a neon hieroglyph sky you gaze Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky We all need more love, and mainly less hate Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye That makes the heart's eye cry Locked deep away in the skies of our minds It's all in the mind
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan] 1
#22181222 - 09/02/15 11:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I think you're delusional and girls don't really care as much about physical appearance as they do personality.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan] 1
#22181225 - 09/02/15 11:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Would you stop with the hair shit already? Every time you post, I know at some point you're gonna talk about hair and how it got you laid in the past and it's absence is keeping you from it now.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Shroomslip]
#22181246 - 09/02/15 11:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah, honestly I think guys care way more about looks than girls. I've seen some fine girls with some (I assume) ugly or chubby dudes just because of who they are as a person. Of course a lot of them are after money but those aren't even worth bothering with in my opinion. Sounds like you had the right idea with that one chick you kept high fiving as far as your taste in women goes. Some girls are just really down to earth like that. But honestly, and this is seriously the best advice I can give you right now: YOU NEED TO LEARN TO LOVE YOURSELF your problems aren't your looks or what you say half the time, it's your confidence level. It'll take some time but focus on loving yourself before you ever consider a relationship. Your insecurities will eat you alive man. Besides, once you learn to love yourself you care less and less about whate everyone thinks about how you look. Don't be a dick about loving yourself, just REALLY learn to intimately love yourself as a person.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22181248 - 09/02/15 11:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Personality FTW
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Weiliithinker]
#22181260 - 09/02/15 11:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Shroomslip]
#22181263 - 09/02/15 11:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Well dammit that really is true. I have more confidence now than when I had great hair. Random BEAUTIFUL physically perfect, we're talking zero stomach flab huge breasted girls that look like models- would without ever even talking to me before, come up and ask me on a date. At least once a week. Now I NEVER get asked out even by trashy unattractive chicks.
It's definitely not a negative change in personality that's causing this drastic change in how desirable I am to them..it's something physical. The only thing that's really changed is my hair so I just assume it's that.
I just get mad because I don't feel as though whatever physical changes I've gone through in the last 5 years should be making such an extreme difference in how much girls want me..
...but this is kinda getting off topic.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22181276 - 09/02/15 11:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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MagicalOrangutan said: Well dammit that really is true. I have more confidence now than when I had great hair. Random BEAUTIFUL physically perfect, we're talking zero stomach flab huge breasted girls that look like models- would without ever even talking to me before, come up and ask me on a date. At least once a week. Now I NEVER get asked out even by trashy unattractive chicks.
It's definitely not a negative change in personality that's causing this drastic change in how desirable I am to them..it's something physical. The only thing that's really changed is my hair so I just assume it's that.
I just get mad because I don't feel as though whatever physical changes I've gone through in the last 5 years should be making such an extreme difference in how much girls want me..
...but this is kinda getting off topic.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22181288 - 09/02/15 11:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Honestly the fact that when I was good looking, I got asked out by DOZENS of GORGEOUS absolutely perfect women and now they don't even look at me..that means that'yeah looks really do matter that much even if you're a guy trying to attract women.
Don't be naive..seeing any number of unattractive guys with beautiful women doesn't mean anything those guys are being used
But back to the topic. I would say that the absolute best way to build your confidence is to get so use to rejection that it doesn't bother you anymore.
"Loving yourself" in itself doesn't do anything. It's not all that's required
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22181290 - 09/02/15 11:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Kush are you saying that I'm lying? I'm not even exaggerating at all..
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan] 3
#22181296 - 09/02/15 11:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Lol I'm not saying anything anymore actually. Good day and best of luck to you
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#22181308 - 09/03/15 12:03 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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LOL
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#22181311 - 09/03/15 12:04 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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You act like you're so important that I or anyone cares if you are or are not going to continue posting? Bye tho lol
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22181314 - 09/03/15 12:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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You sound like you own a white van with no windows.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22181315 - 09/03/15 12:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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This is how OP looks when he sees a hot chick
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#22181332 - 09/03/15 12:12 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I look more scared than that lol
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22181338 - 09/03/15 12:14 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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MagicalOrangutan said: You act like you're so important that I or anyone cares if you are or are not going to continue posting? Bye tho lol
Nah he sounds like me. Like he's talking to someone who is so much of a self defeatist it's not even worth debating them anymore because there's literally 0 chance of them looking at anything logically and are just going to keep continuing on as if they're right regardless of how much information is provided to prove the defeatist attitude is wrong.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Shroomslip]
#22181366 - 09/03/15 12:22 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Does this even belong in The Pub? lol
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Shroomslip]
#22181373 - 09/03/15 12:22 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Well as I said I am at least trying to get over my phobia. But if you compare how much girls wanteme back a few years ago compared to now..it really makes me wonder what changed
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#22181378 - 09/03/15 12:23 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Phobia of females? Shit i love talking to females.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22181382 - 09/03/15 12:24 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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MagicalOrangutan said: Well as I said I am at least trying to get over my phobia. But if you compare how much girls wanteme back a few years ago compared to now..it really makes me wonder what changed
lol idk what that has to do with what I asked
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#22181384 - 09/03/15 12:25 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Kush_Zombie said: Does this even belong in The Pub? lol
Something tells me if he took this to S&R or something people would either quickly grow pissed at providing thoughtful information only to have rebuked by "I had hair before, and I had girls before, now I don't have hair, and no girls, therefore hair is the problem" or would just give up entirely on it a few posts in.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22181387 - 09/03/15 12:25 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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MagicalOrangutan said: Well I'm not sure how things are gonna work with me and my current girlfriend so basically I might consider looking for a new one soon or at least a good fuck buddy.
First I'd have to build the confidence to approach girls. I'm already making progress. I tell a woman who's physicallymy type that she's beautiful/gorgeous all the time now lol. I know that's probably not a good way to hit on them because they don't like getting physical compliments all the time but it's making me less and less scared to approach them.
Just a few months ago I couldn't even say a word to a cute girl I was so terrified lol. Now it's really not even nerve racking in any way to make small talk or compliment them.
Practice makes perfect..and the only way to get over your fears is to face them. Now granted I'm not particularly attractive to women and the chances of any of them actually wanting a 5'9 a non-stop glorious hair sporting guy with fairly average facial features-other than the fucked up slutty crazy girls who are basically dumps for all the genetically defective sperm in America- are very slim realistically speaking based on my experience and observations of people. But dammit this is getting to be like the lottery, the chances are slim but it's addicting to keep trying lol. If that comparison makes sense.
I guess that's the right way to think about this subject matter..it's like the lottery. It's always fun and a little exciting to try even if you know the odds are massively against you lol
Your post was pretty positive vibes until bolded/underlined, so maybe a bit of reframing the situation.
Focus on improving yourself each day -- if someone is not attracted to you on a particular day, treat it as their loss because you're just going to keep getting better and they missed their chance.
Focus on who you are, and to fuck with people who are caught up in what people look like.
Good luck to you either way.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Tantrika]
#22181395 - 09/03/15 12:27 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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MagicalOrangutan said: Well I'm not sure how things are gonna work with me and my current girlfriend so basically I might consider looking for a new one soon or at least a good fuck buddy.
First I'd have to build the confidence to approach girls. I'm already making progress. I tell a woman who's physicallymy type that she's beautiful/gorgeous all the time now lol. I know that's probably not a good way to hit on them because they don't like getting physical compliments all the time but it's making me less and less scared to approach them.
Just a few months ago I couldn't even say a word to a cute girl I was so terrified lol. Now it's really not even nerve racking in any way to make small talk or compliment them.
Practice makes perfect..and the only way to get over your fears is to face them. Now granted I'm not particularly attractive to women and the chances of any of them actually wanting a 5'9 a non-stop glorious hair sporting guy with fairly average facial features-other than the fucked up slutty crazy girls who are basically dumps for all the genetically defective sperm in America- are very slim realistically speaking based on my experience and observations of people. But dammit this is getting to be like the lottery, the chances are slim but it's addicting to keep trying lol. If that comparison makes sense.
I guess that's the right way to think about this subject matter..it's like the lottery. It's always fun and a little exciting to try even if you know the odds are massively against you lol
Your post was pretty positive vibes until bolded/underlined, so maybe a bit of reframing the situation.
Focus on improving yourself each day -- if someone is not attracted to you on a particular day, treat it as their loss because you're just going to keep getting better and they missed their chance.
Focus on who you are, and to fuck with people who are caught up in what people look like.
Good luck to you either way. 
your signature goes beautifully with this advice
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#22181416 - 09/03/15 12:32 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I still say confidence comes from experience and maybe being a pompous douche lol. Either way the best way to build confidence is to get numb to rejection
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22181421 - 09/03/15 12:34 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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OP are you nervous around your mother?
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22181431 - 09/03/15 12:36 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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MagicalOrangutan said: I still say confidence comes from experience and maybe being a pompous douche lol. Either way the best way to build confidence is to get numb to rejection
Bingo. What i was going to say. I've fucked up so god damn much. But you only really need one to say yes. It was a lot of trial error and I'm still doing it at 24
I just love talking to pretty girls so i keep doing it.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan] 1
#22181441 - 09/03/15 12:42 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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MagicalOrangutan said: Either way the best way to build confidence is to get numb to rejection
This is wrong as well.
Confidence isn't not caring about what people say/do/think of you. Confidence is having a good opinion of yourself and believing in your own worth. You can go and ask 100 women out and get rejected and not give a fuck, but as long as you're still thinking your hair makes you less desirable, you aren't being confident.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Shroomslip]
#22181446 - 09/03/15 12:43 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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MagicalOrangutan said: Either way the best way to build confidence is to get numb to rejection
This is wrong as well.
Confidence isn't not caring about what people say/do/think of you. Confidence is having a good opinion of yourself and believing in your own worth. You can go and ask 100 women out and get rejected and not give a fuck, but as long as you're still thinking your hair makes you less desirable, you aren't being confident.
Well said. I was going to comment on that but I wasn't sure how to put it in words
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#22181461 - 09/03/15 12:55 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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MagicalOrangutan said: Well I'm not sure how things are gonna work with me and my current girlfriend so basically I might consider looking for a new one soon or at least a good fuck buddy.
First I'd have to build the confidence to approach girls. I'm already making progress. I tell a woman who's physicallymy type that she's beautiful/gorgeous all the time now lol. I know that's probably not a good way to hit on them because they don't like getting physical compliments all the time but it's making me less and less scared to approach them.
Just a few months ago I couldn't even say a word to a cute girl I was so terrified lol. Now it's really not even nerve racking in any way to make small talk or compliment them.
Practice makes perfect..and the only way to get over your fears is to face them. Now granted I'm not particularly attractive to women and the chances of any of them actually wanting a 5'9 a non-stop glorious hair sporting guy with fairly average facial features-other than the fucked up slutty crazy girls who are basically dumps for all the genetically defective sperm in America- are very slim realistically speaking based on my experience and observations of people. But dammit this is getting to be like the lottery, the chances are slim but it's addicting to keep trying lol. If that comparison makes sense.
I guess that's the right way to think about this subject matter..it's like the lottery. It's always fun and a little exciting to try even if you know the odds are massively against you lol
Your post was pretty positive vibes until bolded/underlined, so maybe a bit of reframing the situation.
Focus on improving yourself each day -- if someone is not attracted to you on a particular day, treat it as their loss because you're just going to keep getting better and they missed their chance.
Focus on who you are, and to fuck with people who are caught up in what people look like.
Good luck to you either way. 
your signature goes beautifully with this advice 
 My signature mostly exists to distract people from the fact that my posts generally contribute nothing of real worth, but great catch.
It could have been even more comical if you were familiar with my appearance -- scruffy as hell with dreadlocks down past my waist.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Tantrika]
#22181464 - 09/03/15 12:57 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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SweetLeafSamadhi said: scruffy as hell with dreadlocks down past my waist. 
Those are the best kinds of people
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Shroomslip]
#22181486 - 09/03/15 01:08 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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MagicalOrangutan said: Either way the best way to build confidence is to get numb to rejection
This is wrong as well.
Confidence isn't not caring about what people say/do/think of you. Confidence is having a good opinion of yourself and believing in your own worth. You can go and ask 100 women out and get rejected and not give a fuck, but as long as you're still thinking your hair makes you less desirable, you aren't being confident.
Yep
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Enjoywho]
#22181498 - 09/03/15 01:14 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shit just today we had fuck all to do in packaging. So went up to this shaker girl cute as fuck because why the fuck not? And she's gonna hint to the other cute ass girl as they went to high school together. I love talkin to a pretty girl since i started. Love it and ill continue doing it.
I've already fucked 2 of the girls there. Fucking why not.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Enjoywho]
#22181501 - 09/03/15 01:19 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: we had fuck all to do
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#22181506 - 09/03/15 01:21 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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What? We rely on the shakers to give us the meat to go through. I dunno it was a slow ass day. One of our qas went and bought a bottle and we all got sloshed on lunch. Easy fucking day.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Enjoywho]
#22181540 - 09/03/15 01:45 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Well it's kinda ignorant to assume that looks don't have anything to do with attracting women lol. You need to be a minimal level of looking attractive to get them but they all have different levels of pickiness.
Anyways, I actually do think I'm a decent guy and in my own opinion I'm pretty good looking. But I can think I'm this or that all I want, that won't help unless women agree lol.
They TELL me that I would be hot if I had way longer thicker hair. I assume they aren't lying. They just generally seem to not like the short hair look, on me. Problem is I can't grow it longer because of balding :/
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22181546 - 09/03/15 01:49 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Shroomslip]
#22181552 - 09/03/15 01:52 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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^loool
You could just do what Donald Trump does and get a wig of some sort.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#22181612 - 09/03/15 02:48 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I just don't understand why yall think that looks have nothing to do b with how attracted a woman is to a guy. Women care about how a man looks jusjust as much as the other way around, humans are just naturally "shallow"
Anyways I still say the best way to get over fear of women is to just get use to breaking the ice and possibly being rejected
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22181629 - 09/03/15 03:10 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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No one has said looks don't matter. All anyone has said is they don't matter as much, especially as much as you think they do. No one is going to dispute some Quasimodo looking fucker is going to have a difficult time getting a woman. But someone who was hot enough to just be raking in the bitches with hair, is not going to suddenly find it impossible to get a date after his hair starts to thin out.
Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if you're just projecting. You're starting to seem like that dude in Shallow Hal who basically doesn't want to have anything to do with a solid 8-10 woman because one of her toes sticks out a little far. You go around judging everyone and seeing minor, irrelevant faults as a deal breaker, so you assume something like thinning hair must also be a deal breaker.
You also constantly talk about how everyone is shallow as fuck, which I think is just your projection. Not everyone out there is that fucking shallow. I've already told you 4 billion times it's your attitude that is the problem, not the hair. You can keep repeating your anecdotal evidence (even though I have demonstrated why you see a link) on why you "know hair matters to all women no matter what", but all you're doing repeating your defeatist bullshit.
I hate to bassfreak on this, but you're wrong, get over it.
Hell maybe it's because if it were your hair and it was out of your control, then you don't have to admit it's something you can change but just don't want to. Maybe it's just easier for you to blame it all on something you have little control over.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22181649 - 09/03/15 03:30 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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MagicalOrangutan said: I just don't understand why yall think that looks have nothing to do b with how attracted a woman is to a guy. Women care about how a man looks jusjust as much as the other way around, humans are just naturally "shallow"
Anyways I still say the best way to get over fear of women is to just get use to breaking the ice and possibly being rejected
It's not that looks have nothing to do with it, it is more that it is the easiest hurdle to pass.
Considering you express disdain over the prospect of landing:
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MagicalOrangutan said: ...the fucked up slutty crazy girls who are basically dumps for all the genetically defective sperm in America- ...
it is not really clear what you are looking for.
Do you want some religious woman who is saving it for marriage or something? If that is the case, then looks should be even less of a concern on your part, because women who are less inclined to have promiscuous sex are also likely to use more filters than the physical attractiveness of a man.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Tantrika]
#22181653 - 09/03/15 03:33 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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INB4 "I've tried dating religious women and they told me she'd date me if I had more hair."
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Shroomslip]
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Shroomslip said: INB4 "I've tried dating religious women and they told me she'd date me if I had more hair."
I have had a religious woman refuse to date me due to having too much hair. 
Dreadlocks may be one of the most socially resented hairstyles out there. Have only had them get in the way on a few occasions though; hair seems to matter more to employers than it seems to matter to women, unless they have other values at play. It helps that I feel secure about my dreadlocks while being aware of their reductions on general social status -- if I felt insecure about having them, the occasional insults would likely inflate until I cut them off, or apathy lead to a lack of upkeep that made them into a rat's nest that actually would be visibly unattractive.
A number of people frequently feel insecure about their hair though -- like to compliment women wearing their hair in a ponytail in part because I like that style, and in part because women often resort to a ponytail when otherwise having a bad hair day. Make them feel a bit brighter when they may not be at their best. That was actually why I had good vibes off of OP's post to begin with. He mentioned becoming more comfortable with casual compliments; even if he doesn't score he is getting more comfortable with talking to people and putting a bit of brightness into someone's day.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22181677 - 09/03/15 03:57 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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MagicalOrangutan said: Well it's kinda ignorant to assume that looks don't have anything to do with attracting women lol. You need to be a minimal level of looking attractive to get them but they all have different levels of pickiness.
Anyways, I actually do think I'm a decent guy and in my own opinion I'm pretty good looking. But I can think I'm this or that all I want, that won't help unless women agree lol.
They TELL me that I would be hot if I had way longer thicker hair. I assume they aren't lying. They just generally seem to not like the short hair look, on me. Problem is I can't grow it longer because of balding :/
I was talking with this girl today. I always say im really not that interesting. But im funny as fuck and just generally a cool person to be around.
I know im not ugly by any means but i know im not a brad pitt.
Sbe just said nah your not at all bad lookin. Shared a laugh.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Enjoywho]
#22181701 - 09/03/15 04:45 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Well the main point of the thread isn't any of that stuff the main point is what I said in the op.
But anyways no I'm not projecting. I will get with a girl who has stomach fat or is not that pretty if she's overall attractive. I just know that females are picky about looks unless they're slutty. Not interested in slutty girls.
I guess that's the problem: if a girl isn't picky about looks then she's a slut who's nasty and will fuck anything so us guys are stuck between a rock and a hard place
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I was about to do my best to give you some advice, But after reading threw a handful of your posts... Ya never mind.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: SARAtonin]
#22181845 - 09/03/15 06:48 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Just saying that it's a myth that women don't carcare about looks, not demonizing them lol. Men are shallow pigs for the most part so don't think I'm sexist
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I guess that's the problem: if a girl isn't picky about looks then she's a slut who's nasty and will fuck anything so us guys are stuck between a rock and a hard place
The only thing left to do is fuck all the sluts , they want the D, I have the D, I want to put my D in something.....it's a match made in heaven, god bless sluts
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
#22181855 - 09/03/15 06:55 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I guess this is where we get to the real problem at least for me personally. I'm honestly only attracted to women with little or no sexual history like my current girlfriend, that is if she is still my girlfriend I haven't decided yet. But that's very rare these days :/
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
#22181862 - 09/03/15 06:58 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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All I'll say is you'd probably have better luck if you stopped acting like we were a diffrent species or something.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22181865 - 09/03/15 06:58 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Im the same way, best thing to do is never ask about it, what they did before I'm with them is something I don't want to know and none of my business, as long as they arent fucking around if we're a couple than its fine by me
Edit: plus to add to what Sara said, I like to have sex....a lot, so it kind of be hypocritical of me to say women shouldn't and get to experience it as muxh as I wish I could and frown on them if they do/did
Only difference is women can get laid a lot easier than I can
that's why dudes call them sluts, it's just because we envy them so we shame them for being able to do what we can't
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
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I know factually that most women only want random no strings attached sex with a guy if he's physically very above average. But I don't have time for anything other than random no strings attached sex, definitely no time for a real relationship at the moment lol. That's another thing
Yes women might as well I be a different species.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22181913 - 09/03/15 07:24 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Just go to a nightclub and give random girls ecstasy and then tell them how much you are in love with them and then make out with them and grope them. And if you are really lucky ur cock won't go limp all night and you'll be able to pork
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Janky Tits]
#22181922 - 09/03/15 07:29 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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As I said...they need to be clean. As in little or no sexual historhistory within the past few months at least. No way to prove such a thing but meh. Getting sleepy
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
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MagicalOrangutan said: I know factually that most women only want random no strings attached sex with a guy if he's physically very above average. But I don't have time for anything other than random no strings attached sex, definitely no time for a real relationship at the moment lol. That's another thing
Yes women might as well I be a different species.
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MagicalOrangutan said: As I said...they need to be clean. As in little or no sexual historhistory within the past few months at least. No way to prove such a thing but meh. Getting sleepy
So you need a woman who does not typically have random no-strings-attached sex to have random no-strings-attached sex with.
You are going into it with a very small pool to aim for.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Tantrika]
#22181984 - 09/03/15 08:06 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Exactly. That's the problem lol. Either accept having sex with women who are...easy and therefore have had many other men's nasty fucking cocks the same place where my cock would be which would be disgusting as ever living shit, or put the time and effort into a relationship with a girl who isn't easy. Neither option am I interested in truthfully.
The only way to get around this Problem- to have sex with a lot of attractive women who generally don't give it up because they aren't easy-is to be very highly physically attractive yourself. Otherwise you have to deal with relationships. Sigh
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MagicalOrangutan said: Exactly. That's the problem lol. Either accept having sex with women who are...easy and therefore have had many other men's nasty fucking cocks the same place where my cock would be which would be disgusting as ever living shit, or put the time and effort into a relationship with a girl who isn't easy. Neither option am I interested in truthfully.
The only way to get around this Problem- to have sex with a lot of attractive women who generally don't give it up because they aren't easy-is to be very highly physically attractive yourself. Otherwise you have to deal with relationships. Sigh
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Mr. Material]
#22182129 - 09/03/15 09:01 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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It's a goddamn dilemma lol
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
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so you basically want to fuck virgins because you have no hair?
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Roflspammer] 3
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So let me get this straight,
You claim to know how the entire female species works but you're afraid to talk to them?
Are you hiding in the bushes taking notes furiously while observing females in their natural habitat?
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Roflspammer]
#22183647 - 09/03/15 04:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Roflspammer said: so you basically want to fuck virgins because you have no hair?

This guy sounds like a virgin himself.
I remember when I thought girls had "cooties" too.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Mr. Material]
#22184797 - 09/03/15 08:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Damn is it that obvious?
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Roflspammer]
#22185721 - 09/03/15 10:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Out of the blue I got laid by a random black chick who was average genetics lol. As in "cute". Nice bewbs tho. 10th so far. Happened last night.
Seems that usually happens when I'm stoned or intoxicated by mescaline. Kinda weird
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Shroomslip]
#22185760 - 09/03/15 10:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Especially mescaline lol. The best psychoactive molecule ever
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
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MagicalOrangutan said: Out of the blue I got laid by a random black chick who was average genetics lol. As in "cute". Nice bewbs tho. 10th so far. Happened last night.
Seems that usually happens when I'm stoned or intoxicated by mescaline. Kinda weird
If her genetics are average, what does that make yours?

I personally wouldn't want those Aspergers genetics all up in my kids
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Don't. Just don't. You'll end up getting yourself banned by engaging this person. I don't know you as a person, but I know you as a poster. Dude is fucking infuriating. You're gonna do much worse than the naughty word.
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Dude I really can't help myself. But you're probably right, I'll just leave this one alone
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Again I'm convinced he watches females from afar while taking copious notes in his journal.
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I've spotted a prime mating specimen 4 degrees northwest of my current location. She appears to be of average genetics but has larger than average mammary glands. I'd say my chances of mating are approximately 25% which would exponentially increase if I can lure Chad, the alpha male, away from the target. It will prove to be a tough task, as his mane is like that of a lion that blows in the breeze, on a cool summer night in the African Sahara
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I seriously just imagine him as some balding version of Steve Irwin chasing after fucking crocodiles.
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Steve knew how to get crocodiles. Your comparison is shit.
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You claim to know how the entire female species works but you're afraid to talk to them?
Are you hiding in the bushes taking notes furiously while observing females in their natural habitat?

He's sitting on a park bench outside of a Gap store. I'd be horrified, too.
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Again I'm convinced he watches females from afar while taking copious notes in his journal.
9/4/15:
I've spotted a prime mating specimen 4 degrees northwest of my current location. She appears to be of average genetics but has larger than average mammary glands. I'd say my chances of mating are approximately 25% which would exponentially increase if I can lure Chad, the alpha male, away from the target. It will prove to be a tough task, as his mane is like that of a lion that blows in the breeze, on a cool summer night in the African Sahara
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#22187683 - 09/04/15 11:52 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Op lies his ass off...he's some sort of sociopath or maybe a psychopath.
In an earlier post he mentioned his "current girlfriend"
How is he bitching about any of this when he had a girlfriend
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#22187696 - 09/04/15 11:55 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Again I'm convinced he watches females from afar while taking copious notes in his journal.
9/4/15:
I've spotted a prime mating specimen 4 degrees northwest of my current location. She appears to be of average genetics but has larger than average mammary glands. I'd say my chances of mating are approximately 25% which would exponentially increase if I can lure Chad, the alpha male, away from the target. It will prove to be a tough task, as his mane is like that of a lion that blows in the breeze, on a cool summer night in the African Sahara
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: I seriously just imagine him as some balding version of Steve Irwin chasing after fucking crocodiles.

You fucking legend you just got a 5 star rating for making me laugh my ass off
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Shroomslip]
#22188154 - 09/04/15 01:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: Steve knew how to get crocodiles. Your comparison is shit. 
But somwtmes he catches them and its all on video
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Kush_Zombie] 2
#22188651 - 09/04/15 03:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Again I'm convinced he watches females from afar while taking copious notes in his journal.
9/4/15:
I've spotted a prime mating specimen 4 degrees northwest of my current location. She appears to be of average genetics but has larger than average mammary glands. I'd say my chances of mating are approximately 25% which would exponentially increase if I can lure Chad, the alpha male, away from the target. It will prove to be a tough task, as his mane is like that of a lion that blows in the breeze, on a cool summer night in the African Sahara
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: I seriously just imagine him as some balding version of Steve Irwin chasing after fucking crocodiles.

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