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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Shroomslip] 1
#22187288 - 09/04/15 10:29 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I seriously just imagine him as some balding version of Steve Irwin chasing after fucking crocodiles.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] 2
#22187297 - 09/04/15 10:30 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Steve knew how to get crocodiles. Your comparison is shit.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Shroomslip] 1
#22187302 - 09/04/15 10:31 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#22187317 - 09/04/15 10:33 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: So let me get this straight,
You claim to know how the entire female species works but you're afraid to talk to them?
Are you hiding in the bushes taking notes furiously while observing females in their natural habitat?

He's sitting on a park bench outside of a Gap store. I'd be horrified, too.
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] 1
#22187447 - 09/04/15 11:02 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Again I'm convinced he watches females from afar while taking copious notes in his journal.
9/4/15:
I've spotted a prime mating specimen 4 degrees northwest of my current location. She appears to be of average genetics but has larger than average mammary glands. I'd say my chances of mating are approximately 25% which would exponentially increase if I can lure Chad, the alpha male, away from the target. It will prove to be a tough task, as his mane is like that of a lion that blows in the breeze, on a cool summer night in the African Sahara
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#22187683 - 09/04/15 11:52 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Op lies his ass off...he's some sort of sociopath or maybe a psychopath.
In an earlier post he mentioned his "current girlfriend"
How is he bitching about any of this when he had a girlfriend
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#22187696 - 09/04/15 11:55 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Again I'm convinced he watches females from afar while taking copious notes in his journal.
9/4/15:
I've spotted a prime mating specimen 4 degrees northwest of my current location. She appears to be of average genetics but has larger than average mammary glands. I'd say my chances of mating are approximately 25% which would exponentially increase if I can lure Chad, the alpha male, away from the target. It will prove to be a tough task, as his mane is like that of a lion that blows in the breeze, on a cool summer night in the African Sahara
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: I seriously just imagine him as some balding version of Steve Irwin chasing after fucking crocodiles.

You fucking legend you just got a 5 star rating for making me laugh my ass off
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Shroomslip]
#22188154 - 09/04/15 01:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: Steve knew how to get crocodiles. Your comparison is shit. 
But somwtmes he catches them and its all on video
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Kush_Zombie] 2
#22188651 - 09/04/15 03:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Again I'm convinced he watches females from afar while taking copious notes in his journal.
9/4/15:
I've spotted a prime mating specimen 4 degrees northwest of my current location. She appears to be of average genetics but has larger than average mammary glands. I'd say my chances of mating are approximately 25% which would exponentially increase if I can lure Chad, the alpha male, away from the target. It will prove to be a tough task, as his mane is like that of a lion that blows in the breeze, on a cool summer night in the African Sahara
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: I seriously just imagine him as some balding version of Steve Irwin chasing after fucking crocodiles.

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