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InvisibleMagicalOrangutan
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22181922 - 09/03/15 07:29 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

As I said...they need to be clean. As in little or no sexual historhistory within the past few months at least. No way to prove such a thing but meh. Getting sleepy


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Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
We all need more love, and mainly less hate
Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22181973 - 09/03/15 07:59 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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MagicalOrangutan said:
I know factually that most women only want random no strings attached sex with a guy if he's physically very above average. But I don't have time for anything other than random no strings attached sex, definitely no time for a real relationship at the moment lol. That's another thing

Yes women might as well I be a different species.



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MagicalOrangutan said:
As I said...they need to be clean. As in little or no sexual historhistory within the past few months at least. No way to prove such a thing but meh. Getting sleepy




So you need a woman who does not typically have random no-strings-attached sex to have random no-strings-attached sex with.

You are going into it with a very small pool to aim for.


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InvisibleMagicalOrangutan
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Tantrika]
    #22181984 - 09/03/15 08:06 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Exactly. That's the problem lol. Either accept having sex with women who are...easy and therefore have had many other men's nasty fucking cocks the same place where my cock would be which would be disgusting as ever living shit, or put the time and effort into a relationship with a girl who isn't easy. Neither option am I interested in truthfully.

The only way to get around this Problem- to have sex with a lot of attractive women who generally don't give it up because they aren't easy-is to be very highly physically attractive yourself. Otherwise you have to deal with relationships. Sigh


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On the ground you lay, with your dogs you pray, at a neon hieroglyph sky you gaze

Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
We all need more love, and mainly less hate
Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
Locked deep away in the skies of our minds

It's all in the mind


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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22182107 - 09/03/15 08:50 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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MagicalOrangutan said:
Exactly. That's the problem lol. Either accept having sex with women who are...easy and therefore have had many other men's nasty fucking cocks the same place where my cock would be which would be disgusting as ever living shit, or put the time and effort into a relationship with a girl who isn't easy. Neither option am I interested in truthfully.

The only way to get around this Problem- to have sex with a lot of attractive women who generally don't give it up because they aren't easy-is to be very highly physically attractive yourself. Otherwise you have to deal with relationships. Sigh




:wtf:


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InvisibleMagicalOrangutan
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Mr. Material]
    #22182129 - 09/03/15 09:01 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It's a goddamn dilemma lol


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On the ground you lay, with your dogs you pray, at a neon hieroglyph sky you gaze

Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
We all need more love, and mainly less hate
Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
Locked deep away in the skies of our minds

It's all in the mind


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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22183157 - 09/03/15 01:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

so you basically want to fuck virgins because you have no hair?


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InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Roflspammer] * 3
    #22183341 - 09/03/15 02:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

So let me get this straight,

You claim to know how the entire female species works but you're afraid to talk to them?

Are you hiding in the bushes taking notes furiously while observing females in their natural habitat?

:creepylurker:


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I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.


Edited by Malcolm_Xtasy (09/03/15 02:38 PM)


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OfflineMr. Material
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Roflspammer]
    #22183647 - 09/03/15 04:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Roflspammer said:
so you basically want to fuck virgins because you have no hair?




:lol:

This guy sounds like a virgin himself.

I remember when I thought girls had "cooties" too. :grin:


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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Mr. Material]
    #22184797 - 09/03/15 08:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Damn is it that obvious?


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InvisibleMagicalOrangutan
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Roflspammer]
    #22185721 - 09/03/15 10:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Out of the blue I got laid by a random black chick who was average genetics lol. As in "cute". Nice bewbs tho. 10th so far. Happened last night.

Seems that usually happens when I'm stoned or intoxicated by mescaline. Kinda weird


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On the ground you lay, with your dogs you pray, at a neon hieroglyph sky you gaze

Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
We all need more love, and mainly less hate
Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
Locked deep away in the skies of our minds

It's all in the mind


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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan] * 3
    #22185739 - 09/03/15 10:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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MagicalOrangutan said:
average genetics



:justno:


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What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain)
Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
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Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.


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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #22185743 - 09/03/15 10:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Kush_Zombie said:
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MagicalOrangutan said:
average genetics



:justno:




:smugjerry:


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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 1
    #22185747 - 09/03/15 10:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Bitter Cactus said:
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Kush_Zombie said:
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MagicalOrangutan said:
average genetics



:justno:




:smugjerry:



:underage:


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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InvisibleMagicalOrangutan
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22185760 - 09/03/15 10:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Especially mescaline lol. The best psychoactive molecule ever


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On the ground you lay, with your dogs you pray, at a neon hieroglyph sky you gaze

Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
We all need more love, and mainly less hate
Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
Locked deep away in the skies of our minds

It's all in the mind


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InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22186747 - 09/04/15 07:57 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

MagicalOrangutan said:
Out of the blue I got laid by a random black chick who was average genetics lol. As in "cute". Nice bewbs tho. 10th so far. Happened last night.

Seems that usually happens when I'm stoned or intoxicated by mescaline. Kinda weird



If her genetics are average, what does that make yours?

:tard:

I personally wouldn't want those Aspergers genetics all up in my kids


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I'm stupid, Enlil is smart.
I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.


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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
    #22186771 - 09/04/15 08:04 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Don't. Just don't. You'll end up getting yourself banned by engaging this person. I don't know you as a person, but I know you as a poster. Dude is fucking infuriating. You're gonna do much worse than the naughty word. :ilold:


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #22186778 - 09/04/15 08:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:

Dude I really can't help myself. But you're probably right, I'll just leave this one alone


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I'm stupid, Enlil is smart.
I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.


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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22187130 - 09/04/15 09:54 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
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Bitter Cactus said:
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Kush_Zombie said:
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MagicalOrangutan said:
average genetics



:justno:




:smugjerry:



:underage:




Ja, seriously, who the fuck talks like that? :lol:


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InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Turtletotem] * 8
    #22187174 - 09/04/15 10:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Again I'm convinced he watches females from afar while taking copious notes in his journal.

9/4/15:

I've spotted a prime mating specimen 4 degrees northwest of my current location. She appears to be of average genetics but has larger than average mammary glands. I'd say my chances of mating are approximately 25% which would exponentially increase if I can lure Chad, the alpha male, away from the target. It will prove to be a tough task, as his mane is like that of a lion that blows in the breeze, on a cool summer night in the African Sahara


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I'm stupid, Enlil is smart.
I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.


Edited by Malcolm_Xtasy (09/04/15 10:18 AM)


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Re: Slowly but surely getting over my life long phobia of females [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22187270 - 09/04/15 10:25 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:rofldrunk:


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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