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hey guys. i have use marijuana more than 3 times a day. i found out i have a drug test for work on september 13th. i ordered a detoxifying agent from urine luck. it has two vials to add to the sample after you pee. has anyone used this? does anyone have any information that could help me pass? i heard of people using synthetic pee with a heating pad but i never heard of anyone trying this detoxifying agent. any advice??
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a detoxifying agent is bull shit. Basically they tell you to drink like a gallon of water and piss then drink another and piss then right before your test drink another gallon and the detoxifying. What really is happening is if you piss clear from drinking a ton of water it's an invalid test. So the detoxifying usually has golden seal in it or creatine that'll make your piss yellow. the detoxifying agent just makes your piss yellow and does nothing else, the non stop drinking of water before a test will make you piss clean.
As for the fake piss it works depending of who you get it from. I suggest going to the whizznator site and buying a couple golden flask with THEIR heating pads. I own the actual whizznator with some fake dried urine but if I ever need it I'll just get one of my friends to piss for me. the fake piss would be a last resort for me.
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I have one as well on the 14th for a job. I am not willing to risk it, so I quit a week ago, and am staying clean at least until after the test. Honestly I don't know if it's even worth it to smoke anymore.
As for you, you may have a chance at passing still if you can manage to quit. Then drink a ton of water before the test still. Detox drinks are bullshit, and masking products can be caught if it is a good enough test. Not worth the risk, and in some states, messing with a UA is illegal.
If you can't quit, your best chance is to find someone with clean urine, I would avoid fake urine.
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i can find someone with clean urine no problem... and yes i have quit. i just wish i had more notice. i smoked a lot for the last 6-7 months, i dont really think i will pass on my own. i have heard that urineluck sells a sythetic that works well. i know its a lab test if that makes any difference... i have heard that its all about having the temperature right.... yeh mine is on the 14th as well that was a typo. its just bullshit weed doesnt hurt neone. thanks guys. so if i have some clean urine ne tips on gettint it to the right temperature?
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It depends if they pat you down before or watch you pee..
A test tube would be good, heat conducts well through glass. If you have it taped to your leg (inner thigh) it will warm up to body temperature within a hour probably, unless it was really cold to start.
I've read about people using balloons, and bringing in a nail clipper to cut it and fill the cup that way.
Temperature and color are the red flags though, if those are off, it will get sent to a real lab for Gas Chromatography, which will tell molecule by molecule what is in the urine. You want to avoid that for sure.
I recommend you run a lot in the first week, then flush your system with fluids for the second week. Then take dollar store dip tests to see if you are under the 50 ng/ml range that those are limited to. Don't buy dip tests anywhere else, they are the same thing, but can cost up to $20.
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I put a peprika container filled with piss between my legs and walked with it through the hospital to pass my test. Warmed it up in the gas station microwave, piss dripping down my inner thighs. It wasn't my piss, but the piss of someone who happens to frequent this site. Any, war stories.Every so oftain I looked around, reached down, and pushed the container back into position, because I couldn't tape it well. Just enough tape to keep the dripping piss from being too much.
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Lol, that sounds awful, and like a good way to draw attention and get caught...
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I'm awesome though, just got to keep a straight face and ignore the other person pissing down your leg. I swear they gave me thirty seconds to piss, had trouble getting it back in my pants, the urin container.
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empty pockets but no pat down.
definitely a lab test....its a nuclear power plant....
ok running will help? i will try that.
would fasting help? when i have taken adderall in the past and not ate much it seemed to expedite the cleansing process. any truth to that?
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you couldn't figure out a way to sneek it in without old piss running down your leg?
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active029 said: ...its a nuclear power plant...
FUCK YES, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!
I'm a Nuclear Engineer and I just got hired to do Nuclear Safety Analysis and Probabilistic Risk Assessment. Provided I pass my test as well.
My job is an internship though, and I was able to postpone my start date 2 weeks by lying and saying I had a family vacation that was planned months ago. If you can do that, and buy time, you can pass no problem.
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Well that's a coincidence.
What's the pay like at a nuclear facility? You should be able to justify the cost of a whizzinator which is well worth the investment if the long run pays for it.
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Depends on the job, but anywhere from 50k-80k starting.
I'm going to make $25.18 an hour as an intern, while still in college. Could probably negotiate to at least 40 when I graduate and take a full time position.
I'm so done delivering sandwiches for minimum wage.
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pay at the nucs is pretty good depending on the trade.... maybe 1200 a week bring home. i only work there temporarily.. yeh money is not the problem. has anyone used any urine luck products? i really would like to get some feedback on those. does the wizzinator regulate the temperature? and for how long
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also i tried the family vaction thing... no dice
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Quote:
GreenRabbit said:
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active029 said: ...its a nuclear power plant...
FUCK YES, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!
I'm a Nuclear Engineer and I just got hired to do Nuclear Safety Analysis and Probabilistic Risk Assessment. Provided I pass my test as well.
Great.
There's going to be a meltdown, and we're all going to die because of you two stoners doing nuclear shit while high.
End of the world. End of the world!
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Lol, I said I'm going to be doing Nuclear Safety Analysis & Probabilistic Risk Assessment. I'll be working in an office, not a reactor, and not in power generation.
Either way, I've basically quit all drugs. I'm not willing to risk my pay.
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lololol. i have been in a nuc during a radiation leak. i assure u it has nothing to do with someone being high. lol. the engineers who design the facility are to blame for failsafe leaks and are not drug tested like the drones that work there. Nuclear energy seems clean and safe to me compared to other types of power plants i have been in. safety there is no joke and i would never enter one under the influence to perform work.
greenrabbit: is this the first time u been in a nuc? that office wont save u if there is a leak. it sounds like u will have an important job awesome.... ur calculations on those monos is above and beyond, u belong in an office
detached: have u used the wizzinator personally?
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Use someone else's clean piss. It's so easy. Get one of those 5 hour energy bottles and fill it with clean piss. Make sure whoever is peeing for you is actually clean and have them piss right before the test. Put the filled 5 hour energy bottle in whitey tighties next to nuts. Works 100% of the time.
Another option is Quickfix synthetic urine. I've used it a few times and it works great. Real piss is always better but if you can't make that happen then go Quickfix. If you get real piss try and get it done right before the test so it's fresh and hot. If that's not possible make sure it's atleast not over a day old and heat in microwave before putting next to balls.
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I won't be working in a reactor facility, but yes, it will be my first job in the field. The company I will be working for makes small modular reactors and we are trying to get documents finalized to send to NRC for licensing.
And back to topic:
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Magicman69 said: Use someone else's clean piss. It's so easy. Get one of those 5 hour energy bottles and fill it with clean piss. Make sure whoever is peeing for you is actually clean and have them piss right before the test. Put the filled 5 hour energy bottle in whitey tighties next to nuts. Works 100% of the time.
Real piss is always better
Sounds like the best idea I've heard so far. I've been saying to use real piss all along, but this method makes it easy to conceal, open, and empty, even if someone is watching.
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If it's not for probation or military nobody will be watching you. If it is for probation then you'll need something like the whizinator because some of them watch closely.
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ok i can get real piss. heres the problem... the intake process is more than a day long. i have no idea when ill be pissing. other people i know have failed because the temperature is not right.... maybe a handwarmer on that 5 hour energy bottle?? my concern is it being too hot or too cool.. how hot is piss supposed to be anyway
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its not for proby..... no one watching. but they are right outside the door waiting
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thanks magicman.... maybe ill use ur idea with a hothands.....
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I would use the 5 hour energy bottle idea and tape it to your body.
You don't actually have temperature control with a hand warmer, and the longer it you have before you actually have to pee the better. Your body will warm it to the right temperature. Best place to tape it to is your inner thigh or nutsack. Heat won't conduct from your belly into it very well.
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They're checking to make sure it comes in between 90-100 degrees.
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Hmm. I would use a hand warmer then stick a thermometer next to it to see what temperature you get. If it is in that range it would work well.
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They put a small strip thermometer on the bottles of Quick Fix. Like the kind your mom put on your forehead when you were a kid. Do they still make those?
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Check out this DT I just tested my self with.

"Marijuana is a hallucinogen". Marijuana withdraw includes "Anorexia". ahahahahahaha
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Dr.Wongburger said: Check out this DT I just tested my self with.

"Marijuana is a hallucinogen". Marijuana withdraw includes "Anorexia". ahahahahahaha
Lol at those tests, seriously. They are crap.
Besides that, Marijuana is a hallucinogen, no doubt about that. By itself it is quite mild in that respect, but added to other hallucinogens it makes a huge difference.
Marijuana withdrawals? Lol. Anorexia? More lol.. Marijuana makes me eat less. I can smoke away the feeling of hunger. Also, weed usually makes people sit down so that also curbs appetite. When I quit, I started eating way more, and I also started working out again, so that made me hungrier. Unless you take marijuana for medical reasons (like if you have no appetite in general) then that would be a valid point. But that isn't withdrawal, that is just you at baseline.
Anyway, fuck all that. How'd your test go? I assume it happened already. Mine is scheduled now.. I'm doing it Thursday.
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i have now declined the job from the OP because im unable to be clean. i used the same test that is pictured here and i just passed it. however i failed a more expensive one the following morning.....

\ Are these tests really no good? the line wwas very faint but it was visible. every day i cant pass a test my situation is gettting worse...
btw i stoped on the 3rd.... the test pictured seems to be the dollar store thc test. only costs a dollar. are they reliable at all????
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how was ur test rabbit? hown long did u quit before you took it?
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I recently passed a drug screen with someone else's urine, if they are not watching you it's easy as fuck just get the temp right. Try and get the pee as close to the test as possible and out it in a plastic container, then tuck it in your gooch like all up in there. It holds temp for like 2-3 hours
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unfortunately a previous incedent when i adulterated a sample i am on a list which i can and probably will be monitored. a inside source told me the procedure and let me tell you. pants at ankles. hold shirt to chest with one hand, hold cock with the other hand. with a person less than 3 ft from you.....
i cant risk it if i fail again i could be permanantly banned from a very important company.
.. i am also wondering if they can test me at 15 nanograms insteaed of the normal 50 nanaograms, although i havent been able to find a straight answer about that.
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Drug laws mayne. What a shame.
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specialpeopleclub said: I put a peprika container filled with piss between my legs and walked with it through the hospital to pass my test. Warmed it up in the gas station microwave, piss dripping down my inner thighs. It wasn't my piss, but the piss of someone who happens to frequent this site. Any, war stories.Every so oftain I looked around, reached down, and pushed the container back into position, because I couldn't tape it well. Just enough tape to keep the dripping piss from being too much.
^ sounds like best advice for me. Always stay away from expensive test.
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active029 said: how was ur test rabbit? hown long did u quit before you took it?
Quit on Aug 29th and peed clean on 10 panel test Sep 17th. Test came up diluted and was ordered a redo.
Definitely don't smoke after a drug test until you have results and know you don't need a redo. I could have fucked myself over here.
Tested again on Sep 24th. Passed. Although this time I didn't want that to happen again so I didn't really drink much water and wasn't able to fill a cup..
If this happens, they have you sign a 'shy bladder' form and give you 8 mL of water every 30 minutes until you can pee. This is to make sure you don't dilute while you are there. Although, I've noticed that the wait to get in can be 15 minutes to an hour, so during this time, you can drink a bunch of water at a drinking fountain and dilute before you get in.
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you have been very helpful rabbit!!! awesome im glad u made it in. i will be goin in tuesday.......
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