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Magicman69
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If it's not for probation or military nobody will be watching you. If it is for probation then you'll need something like the whizinator because some of them watch closely.
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active029
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ok i can get real piss. heres the problem... the intake process is more than a day long. i have no idea when ill be pissing. other people i know have failed because the temperature is not right.... maybe a handwarmer on that 5 hour energy bottle?? my concern is it being too hot or too cool.. how hot is piss supposed to be anyway
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active029
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its not for proby..... no one watching. but they are right outside the door waiting
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active029
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thanks magicman.... maybe ill use ur idea with a hothands.....
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GreenRabbit
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I would use the 5 hour energy bottle idea and tape it to your body.
You don't actually have temperature control with a hand warmer, and the longer it you have before you actually have to pee the better. Your body will warm it to the right temperature. Best place to tape it to is your inner thigh or nutsack. Heat won't conduct from your belly into it very well.
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ShroomerInTheRye
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They're checking to make sure it comes in between 90-100 degrees.
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GreenRabbit
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Hmm. I would use a hand warmer then stick a thermometer next to it to see what temperature you get. If it is in that range it would work well.
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ShroomerInTheRye
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They put a small strip thermometer on the bottles of Quick Fix. Like the kind your mom put on your forehead when you were a kid. Do they still make those?
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Dr.Wongburger
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Check out this DT I just tested my self with.

"Marijuana is a hallucinogen". Marijuana withdraw includes "Anorexia". ahahahahahaha
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ShroomerInTheRye
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GreenRabbit
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Quote:
Dr.Wongburger said: Check out this DT I just tested my self with.

"Marijuana is a hallucinogen". Marijuana withdraw includes "Anorexia". ahahahahahaha
Lol at those tests, seriously. They are crap.
Besides that, Marijuana is a hallucinogen, no doubt about that. By itself it is quite mild in that respect, but added to other hallucinogens it makes a huge difference.
Marijuana withdrawals? Lol. Anorexia? More lol.. Marijuana makes me eat less. I can smoke away the feeling of hunger. Also, weed usually makes people sit down so that also curbs appetite. When I quit, I started eating way more, and I also started working out again, so that made me hungrier. Unless you take marijuana for medical reasons (like if you have no appetite in general) then that would be a valid point. But that isn't withdrawal, that is just you at baseline.
Anyway, fuck all that. How'd your test go? I assume it happened already. Mine is scheduled now.. I'm doing it Thursday.
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active029
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i have now declined the job from the OP because im unable to be clean. i used the same test that is pictured here and i just passed it. however i failed a more expensive one the following morning.....

\ Are these tests really no good? the line wwas very faint but it was visible. every day i cant pass a test my situation is gettting worse...
btw i stoped on the 3rd.... the test pictured seems to be the dollar store thc test. only costs a dollar. are they reliable at all????
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active029
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how was ur test rabbit? hown long did u quit before you took it?
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MinnesnowtaNice
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I recently passed a drug screen with someone else's urine, if they are not watching you it's easy as fuck just get the temp right. Try and get the pee as close to the test as possible and out it in a plastic container, then tuck it in your gooch like all up in there. It holds temp for like 2-3 hours
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active029
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unfortunately a previous incedent when i adulterated a sample i am on a list which i can and probably will be monitored. a inside source told me the procedure and let me tell you. pants at ankles. hold shirt to chest with one hand, hold cock with the other hand. with a person less than 3 ft from you.....
i cant risk it if i fail again i could be permanantly banned from a very important company.
.. i am also wondering if they can test me at 15 nanograms insteaed of the normal 50 nanaograms, although i havent been able to find a straight answer about that.
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MinnesnowtaNice
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Drug laws mayne. What a shame.
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DivineO
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specialpeopleclub said: I put a peprika container filled with piss between my legs and walked with it through the hospital to pass my test. Warmed it up in the gas station microwave, piss dripping down my inner thighs. It wasn't my piss, but the piss of someone who happens to frequent this site. Any, war stories.Every so oftain I looked around, reached down, and pushed the container back into position, because I couldn't tape it well. Just enough tape to keep the dripping piss from being too much.
^ sounds like best advice for me. Always stay away from expensive test.
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GreenRabbit
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active029 said: how was ur test rabbit? hown long did u quit before you took it?
Quit on Aug 29th and peed clean on 10 panel test Sep 17th. Test came up diluted and was ordered a redo.
Definitely don't smoke after a drug test until you have results and know you don't need a redo. I could have fucked myself over here.
Tested again on Sep 24th. Passed. Although this time I didn't want that to happen again so I didn't really drink much water and wasn't able to fill a cup..
If this happens, they have you sign a 'shy bladder' form and give you 8 mL of water every 30 minutes until you can pee. This is to make sure you don't dilute while you are there. Although, I've noticed that the wait to get in can be 15 minutes to an hour, so during this time, you can drink a bunch of water at a drinking fountain and dilute before you get in.
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active029
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you have been very helpful rabbit!!! awesome im glad u made it in. i will be goin in tuesday.......
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