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    #22178697 - 09/02/15 03:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

hey guys.  i have use marijuana more than 3 times a day. i found out i have a drug test for work on september 13th. i ordered a detoxifying agent from urine luck. it has two vials to add to the sample after you pee. has anyone used this? does anyone have any information that could help me pass? i heard of people using synthetic pee with a heating pad but i never heard of anyone trying this detoxifying agent. any advice??


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Re: urine test [Re: active029]
    #22178728 - 09/02/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

a detoxifying agent is bull shit.  Basically they tell you to drink like a gallon of water and piss then drink another and piss then right before your test drink another gallon and the detoxifying.  What really is happening is if you piss clear from drinking a ton of water it's an invalid test.  So the detoxifying usually has golden seal in it or creatine that'll make your piss yellow.  the detoxifying agent just makes your piss yellow and does nothing else, the non stop drinking of water before a test will make you piss clean.

As for the fake piss it works depending of who you get it from. I suggest going to the whizznator site and buying a couple golden flask with THEIR heating pads.  I own the actual whizznator with some fake dried urine but if I ever need it I'll just get one of my friends to piss for me.  the fake piss would be a last resort for me.


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Re: urine test [Re: ShootinD5nukes]
    #22178749 - 09/02/15 03:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I have one as well on the 14th for a job. I am not willing to risk it, so I quit a week ago, and am staying clean at least until after the test.
Honestly I don't know if it's even worth it to smoke anymore.

As for you, you may have a chance at passing still if you can manage to quit. Then drink a ton of water before the test still.
Detox drinks are bullshit, and masking products can be caught if it is a good enough test. Not worth the risk, and in some states, messing with a UA is illegal.

If you can't quit, your best chance is to find someone with clean urine, I would avoid fake urine.


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Re: urine test [Re: GreenRabbit]
    #22178820 - 09/02/15 04:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i can find someone with clean urine no problem... and yes i have quit. i just wish i had more notice. i smoked a lot for the last 6-7 months, i dont really think i will pass on my own.  i have heard that urineluck sells a sythetic that works well. i know its a lab test if that makes any difference...  i have heard that its all about having the temperature right.... yeh mine is on the 14th as well that was a typo. its just bullshit weed doesnt hurt neone. thanks guys. so if i have some clean urine ne tips on gettint it to the right temperature?


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Re: urine test [Re: active029]
    #22179837 - 09/02/15 07:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It depends if they pat you down before or watch you pee..

A test tube would be good, heat conducts well through glass. If you have it taped to your leg (inner thigh) it will warm up to body temperature within a hour probably, unless it was really cold to start.

I've read about people using balloons, and bringing in a nail clipper to cut it and fill the cup that way.

Temperature and color are the red flags though, if those are off, it will get sent to a real lab for Gas Chromatography, which will tell molecule by molecule what is in the urine. You want to avoid that for sure.

I recommend you run a lot in the first week, then flush your system with fluids for the second week.
Then take dollar store dip tests to see if you are under the 50 ng/ml range that those are limited to.
Don't buy dip tests anywhere else, they are the same thing, but can cost up to $20.


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Re: urine test [Re: GreenRabbit]
    #22179862 - 09/02/15 07:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I put a peprika container filled with piss between my legs and walked with it through the hospital to pass my test. Warmed it up in the gas station microwave, piss dripping down my inner thighs. It wasn't my piss, but the piss of someone who happens to frequent this site. Any, war stories.Every so oftain I looked around, reached down, and pushed the container back into position, because I couldn't tape it well. Just enough tape to keep the dripping piss from being too much.


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Re: urine test [Re: specialpeopleclub]
    #22179872 - 09/02/15 07:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Lol, that sounds awful, and like a good way to draw attention and get caught...


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Re: urine test [Re: GreenRabbit]
    #22179908 - 09/02/15 07:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm awesome though, just got to keep a straight face and ignore the other person pissing down your leg. I swear they gave me thirty seconds to piss, had trouble getting it back in my pants, the urin container.


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Re: urine test [Re: active029]
    #22180367 - 09/02/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

empty pockets but no pat down.

definitely a lab test....its a nuclear power plant....


ok running will help? i will try that.

would fasting help?  when i have taken adderall in the past and not ate much it seemed to expedite the cleansing process. any truth to that?


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Re: urine test [Re: active029]
    #22180411 - 09/02/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:lol: you couldn't figure out a way to sneek it in without old piss running down your leg?:trippingsheens:


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Re: urine test [Re: active029]
    #22180492 - 09/02/15 09:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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...its a nuclear power plant...





FUCK YES, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!

I'm a Nuclear Engineer and I just got hired to do Nuclear Safety Analysis and Probabilistic Risk Assessment.
Provided I pass my test as well.

My job is an internship though, and I was able to postpone my start date 2 weeks by lying and saying I had a family vacation that was planned months ago.
If you can do that, and buy time, you can pass no problem.


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Re: urine test [Re: GreenRabbit]
    #22180514 - 09/02/15 09:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Well that's a coincidence.

What's the pay like at a nuclear facility? You should be able to justify the cost of a whizzinator which is well worth the investment if the long run pays for it.


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Re: urine test [Re: Detached]
    #22180577 - 09/02/15 09:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Depends on the job, but anywhere from 50k-80k starting.

I'm going to make $25.18 an hour as an intern, while still in college.
Could probably negotiate to at least 40 when I graduate and take a full time position.

I'm so done delivering sandwiches for minimum wage.


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Re: urine test [Re: active029]
    #22180969 - 09/02/15 10:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

pay at the nucs is pretty good depending on the trade.... maybe 1200 a week bring home. i only work there temporarily.. yeh money is not the problem. has anyone used any urine luck products?  i really would like to get some feedback on those. does the wizzinator regulate the temperature? and for how long


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Re: urine test [Re: active029]
    #22180975 - 09/02/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

also i tried the family vaction thing... no dice


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Re: urine test [Re: GreenRabbit]
    #22181049 - 09/02/15 10:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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GreenRabbit said:
Quote:

active029 said:
...its a nuclear power plant...





FUCK YES, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!

I'm a Nuclear Engineer and I just got hired to do Nuclear Safety Analysis and Probabilistic Risk Assessment.
Provided I pass my test as well.





Great.

There's going to be a meltdown, and we're all going to die because of you two stoners doing nuclear shit while high.

End of the world. End of the world!


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Re: urine test [Re: Arctic W. Fox]
    #22181148 - 09/02/15 11:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Lol, I said I'm going to be doing Nuclear Safety Analysis & Probabilistic Risk Assessment.
I'll be working in an office, not a reactor, and not in power generation.

Either way, I've basically quit all drugs. I'm not willing to risk my pay.


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Re: urine test [Re: active029]
    #22183082 - 09/03/15 01:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

lololol. i have been in a nuc during a radiation leak. i assure u it has nothing to do with someone being high. lol. the engineers who design the facility are to blame for failsafe leaks and are not drug tested like the drones that work there.  Nuclear energy seems clean and safe to me compared to other types of power plants i have been in. safety there is no joke and i would never enter one under the influence to perform work.


greenrabbit: is this the first time u been in a nuc?  that office wont save u if there is a leak. it sounds like u will have an important job awesome.... ur calculations on those monos is above and beyond, u belong in an office

detached: have u used the wizzinator personally?


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Re: urine test [Re: active029]
    #22183138 - 09/03/15 01:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Use someone else's clean piss. It's so easy. Get one of those 5 hour energy bottles and fill it with clean piss. Make sure whoever is peeing for you is actually clean and have them piss right before the test. Put the filled 5 hour energy bottle in whitey tighties next to nuts. Works 100% of the time.

Another option is Quickfix synthetic urine. I've used it a few times and it works great. Real piss is always better but if you can't make that happen then go Quickfix. If you get real piss try and get it done right before the test so it's fresh and hot. If that's not possible make sure it's atleast not over a day old and heat in microwave before putting next to balls.


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Re: urine test [Re: Magicman69]
    #22183153 - 09/03/15 01:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I won't be working in a reactor facility, but yes, it will be my first job in the field.
The company I will be working for makes small modular reactors and we are trying to get documents finalized to send to NRC for licensing.



And back to topic:
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Use someone else's clean piss. It's so easy. Get one of those 5 hour energy bottles and fill it with clean piss. Make sure whoever is peeing for you is actually clean and have them piss right before the test. Put the filled 5 hour energy bottle in whitey tighties next to nuts. Works 100% of the time.

Real piss is always better




Sounds like the best idea I've heard so far.
I've been saying to use real piss all along, but this method makes it easy to conceal, open, and empty, even if someone is watching.


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