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Drinking on a budget in canada!
#22176634 - 09/02/15 12:23 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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If you guys are like me then the following apply to you:
-You're Canadian -You have multiple expensive substance abuse problems -These problems aren't cheap so you have to learn how to be economical managing them -You like to drink alcohol, but up here it's so damn expensive you gotta be smart about it
Ok so here's the rundown on how to get drunk in Canada if you are spending all your other money on weed, and other drugs.
Option 1: The dirty wine drunk
This is a classic go to for multiple reasons. #1 reason is that the wine shops are typically open later than the beer stores (in ontario til 11pm), so your lazy drug addled procrastinating ass can actually still get something to drink at 10:49 when you realize you've forgotten to prepare. Another added bonus to this is that one of the cheapest wines sells for about $13.45 for 1.5L, which means you have enough money to get a $5 medium pizza to go with your night of debauchery.
Option 2: The 6 pack of discount tall cans
What is a discount tall can? Laker, Old milwaukee, Pabst, pretty much all the shitty empty cans that you'd find blowing in the wind at your local alleyway. This is nice because a 6 pack of tall cans is only about 11.50 give or take about a dollar. Lately this isn't cutting it for a night of drinking though so I usually supplement it with one four loko (which has just upped in price to 4.25, whish means i will not be doing this anymore). Realistically your best bet is to get a 6 pack of tall cans, and one bottle of chimmay trappist beer which is less than 400mL but at 9% abv for about $3.25 for in my opnion a really good beer it's worth it. Now you can spend all fucking day at the LCBO (liquor control board of ontario for the culturally diverse, the liquor store for the daft) picking and choosing, so the name of the game is to just make a fucking decision as soon as possible so you can get back home and eat that fucking $5 medium bacon pizza with your shitty beer and hope to catch a buzz.
Option 3: We ballin now!
Now without a doubt, if you got 30 dollars your best fucking bet is to pick up a 750mL bottle of whiskey. A few shots of this and you're drunk. The problem is, as with any substance for me i've found, is that I don't stop when I'm drunk. If I was responsible I could make this 26er last a good 3 solid buzzes, but I end up getting shitfaced once and regretting it for the rest of the next day. My poison of choice is Canadian club 12 year reserve. Last time I checked it was about 26-28 dollars for 750mL. Again, i like to spend the extra dollar or 2 and get something that actually tastes good. Really though, i just convince myself that if i'm drinking a "reserve" batch I'm not a hopeless alcoholic, but a dignified connoisseur.
Option 4: For the patient person
Follow this link, and make the sugar water wine. Trust me, it works and you get fucked up as shit from it. For like 6 dollars you're drunk for a good 2 weeks straight.
http://www.warpbreach.com/6/6.html
Option 5: Find some fulfillment in your life without alcohol
And just stick to that MDMA!
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Re: Drinking on a budget in canada! [Re: mollymadman]
#22176654 - 09/02/15 12:32 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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http://www.warpbreach.com/6/6.html
Thank's for the fancy mans toilet wine TEK. Definitely going to try this out.
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Re: Drinking on a budget in canada! [Re: TNK]
#22176659 - 09/02/15 12:34 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Cheapest way to get drunk in Canada is to buy 151.
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Are you fucked man? 151 is like 45 dollars for a 26er. Not a good way to go. Wait, that math might just check out... But the thing is i'd just drink it all really fast.
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love it. I'm sticking with the wine as of late because I can drink it very easy, gets you drunk quick, and is relatively cheap. Wine gives me a nice warm drunk too instead of the crazy black out drunk I get with hard liquor
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I hate Laker and old Milwaukee too. I like PBR have some tall cans in the fridge now. LOL at your LCBO too. Private liquor stores open until 2 AM and never a line up. Even if you had the depaneur like Quebec selling beer it would be okay. There is was always a beer store line up when I lived in Ontario. And I never lived within walking distance of one, whats with that? You have to drive to buy booze, that's retarded. I now have 3 or 4 liquor stores within walking distance in Alberta, they have sales and compete with each other. The person working there is some immigrant instead of a fucking union worker. Like only in Ontario is a beer store job a career with benefits. It's hard to drink for cheap in Canada even worse if you want to go out.
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love it. I'm sticking with the wine as of late because I can drink it very easy, gets you drunk quick, and is relatively cheap. Wine gives me a nice warm drunk too instead of the crazy black out drunk I get with hard liquor
Haha, i'm on the wine drunk myself right now. Red Nero, $13.45 for 1.5L. You get pretty drunk from one of those bottles.
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Re: Drinking on a budget in canada! [Re: my3rdeye]
#22176680 - 09/02/15 12:47 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I went to a baseball game a while ago and two tallboys cost 21.50.
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mollymadman said: Are you fucked man? 151 is like 45 dollars for a 26er. Not a good way to go. Wait, that math might just check out... But the thing is i'd just drink it all really fast.
If I remember right a bottle of 151 is like 60 beers. For $45 that's pretty decent especially when it hits you harder.
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Re: Drinking on a budget in canada! [Re: my3rdeye]
#22176682 - 09/02/15 12:47 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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It's hard to drink for cheap in Canada even worse if you want to go out.
QFT!
I like the sounds of competing stores actually having to have sales. But they regulate how you cheap you can sell beer in ontario. It's fucked up. Fuck the beer store and LCBO, it's a goddamn scam. When I lived in Ottawa i'd just bike to Quebec out of principal.
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Re: Drinking on a budget in canada! [Re: my3rdeye]
#22176683 - 09/02/15 12:47 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Just pit the stores against each other. "Hey man I only have 11 bucks for this 6 pack would that work?"
"No?! Well fine fuck you I'll just go to the other Indian guy down the street, I know he'll sell it to me for cheaper" 
And yea man red wine gets me slammed plus I can't act like I'm being classy when really I'm just getting shitfaced drunk
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XLCaps said: I went to a baseball game a while ago and two tallboys cost 21.50.
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mollymadman said: Are you fucked man? 151 is like 45 dollars for a 26er. Not a good way to go. Wait, that math might just check out... But the thing is i'd just drink it all really fast.
If I remember right a bottle of 151 is like 60 beers. For $45 that's pretty decent especially when it hits you harder.
lol yeah man but that's like me buying an 8ball of molly. Sure it's cheaper, but I'm gonna do it all really fast and end up spending more money.
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Re: Drinking on a budget in canada! [Re: mollymadman]
#22176692 - 09/02/15 12:49 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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mollymadman said:
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It's hard to drink for cheap in Canada even worse if you want to go out.
QFT!
I like the sounds of competing stores actually having to have sales. But they regulate how you cheap you can sell beer in ontario. It's fucked up. Fuck the beer store and LCBO, it's a goddamn scam. When I lived in Ottawa i'd just bike to Quebec out of principal.
Soon they will be allowing supermarkets to sell beer. It's a start, one that means there will be a phasing out of the LCBO and Beer Store in.. a few decades.
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Re: Drinking on a budget in canada! [Re: mollymadman]
#22176694 - 09/02/15 12:50 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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XLCaps said: I went to a baseball game a while ago and two tallboys cost 21.50.
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mollymadman said: Are you fucked man? 151 is like 45 dollars for a 26er. Not a good way to go. Wait, that math might just check out... But the thing is i'd just drink it all really fast.
If I remember right a bottle of 151 is like 60 beers. For $45 that's pretty decent especially when it hits you harder.
lol yeah man but that's like me buying an 8ball of molly. Sure it's cheaper, but I'm gonna do it all really fast and end up spending more money.
It's called self control
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but I lack it as well lol
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It's hard with booze. I don't even like the stuff all that much but if I have it around I'll drink it almost every day compulsively.
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Re: Drinking on a budget in canada! [Re: mollymadman]
#22176704 - 09/02/15 12:57 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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1€ 0.5l 5,2%
 Belgium the land of the drunk
Polish varieties aint that bad either 0.96 6.5
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I honestly just have nothing better to do after work. I get off work at 9. so like by the time I get home theres nothing going on, so I just get drunk and fuck around until about 4am then pass out. I have trouble sleeping too so booze helps. Not a good habit to get into though. Another good way to get to bed is to fuck a chick. But that's so much more work. Like i can get drunk and just pass out, or fuck and have to talk and shit after when i really just wanna have a smoke and pass out. lol, i'm mostly kidding. The woman I sex I love so it's nice to be cool with her after and talk. But that sleep though... lol i'm drunk.
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Re: Drinking on a budget in canada! [Re: Beanhead]
#22176714 - 09/02/15 01:01 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Beanhead said: 1€ 0.5l 5,2%
 Belgium the land of the drunk
Polish varieties aint that bad either 0.96 6.5 
Damn man, i'd be a full fledged fatass alcoholic.
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Re: Drinking on a budget in canada! [Re: mollymadman]
#22176719 - 09/02/15 01:04 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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6.5% fuck thats a weak ass beer.. and you guys are praised for that shit?
this seems like a glitch
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Re: Drinking on a budget in canada! [Re: rackem]
#22176721 - 09/02/15 01:06 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yes because I'm sure every beer in the States is over 10% and comes with a shot of testosterone.
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XLCaps said: Yes because I'm sure every beer in the States is over 10% and comes with a shot of testosterone.
Yeah man and everytime you crack a beer the can shouts a sexist remark at the nearest woman.
"HEY CUNT, SUCK MY BALLS"
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Re: Drinking on a budget in canada! [Re: Beanhead]
#22176752 - 09/02/15 01:25 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Beanhead said: 1€ 0.5l 5,2%
 Belgium the land of the drunk
Polish varieties aint that bad either 0.96 6.5 

It's 4.9% but 30c a bottle in supermarkets and nice, clean beer.
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Re: Drinking on a budget in canada! [Re: mollymadman]
#22176767 - 09/02/15 01:37 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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XLCaps said: Yes because I'm sure every beer in the States is over 10% and comes with a shot of testosterone.
Yeah man and everytime you crack a beer the can shouts a sexist remark at the nearest woman.
"HEY CUNT, SUCK MY BALLS"
I am not amused.
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Re: Drinking on a budget in canada! [Re: TNK]
#22176774 - 09/02/15 01:44 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Jesus loves you naturekid. Just remember that. Jesus was a mushroom though, so that doesn't really mean shit
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Re: Drinking on a budget in canada! [Re: mollymadman]
#22176775 - 09/02/15 01:46 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I am the king of Ecuador, sniff my cocaine.
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Re: Drinking on a budget in canada! [Re: TNK]
#22176777 - 09/02/15 01:48 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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XLCaps said: Yes because I'm sure every beer in the States is over 10% and comes with a shot of testosterone.
Yeah man and everytime you crack a beer the can shouts a sexist remark at the nearest woman.
"HEY CUNT, SUCK MY BALLS"
I am not amused.
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If you guys aren't amused, i suggest drinking more.
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Re: Drinking on a budget in canada! [Re: mollymadman]
#22176814 - 09/02/15 02:08 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm drinking some semi-sweet ciders my girlfriend brought me home from work.

Pretty good actually.
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Re: Drinking on a budget in canada! [Re: mollymadman]
#22176815 - 09/02/15 02:08 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Now I am amused if I wasn't at work I would cheers you
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XLCaps said: I'm drinking some semi-sweet ciders my girlfriend brought me home from work.

Pretty good actually.
lol I was about to call you gay, but then I read the girlfriend part... proceed hahahah!
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haha right on man! Glad to win you over. Sorry about the whole work thing... at least you can still come on here at work.
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Re: Drinking on a budget in canada! [Re: mollymadman]
#22176828 - 09/02/15 02:18 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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She works part time as a housekeeper. Sometimes she finds booze and drugs to sneak home for me.
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She brought me a whole 12 pack of beer last week.
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thats fucking awesome dude!
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Re: Drinking on a budget in canada! [Re: mollymadman]
#22176848 - 09/02/15 02:33 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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That is pretty dope haha
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Re: Drinking on a budget in canada! [Re: rackem]
#22177055 - 09/02/15 05:14 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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rackem said: 6.5% fuck thats a weak ass beer.. and you guys are praised for that shit?
this seems like a glitch
8-10 hurt my bby stomachio
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Re: Drinking on a budget in canada! [Re: LobsterSauce]
#22177059 - 09/02/15 05:15 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nice Lobstersauce.
We have "those beers" too but you'd rather drink stale piss and your stomach would appreciate it more.
But if it's ok
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Re: Drinking on a budget in canada! [Re: Beanhead]
#22179944 - 09/02/15 08:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I opted for the 6 pack of tall cans of old milk today. I supplemented it with another jumbo can. Should be good.
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Re: Drinking on a budget in canada! [Re: mollymadman]
#22179963 - 09/02/15 08:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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got a bottle of red wine this morning grabbing a fifth of whiskey once im off for my weekend!!! nothing like an 8am drunk haha
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haha man when I used to be bad with drinking I would always pass out with whatever I was drinking and then just wake up and start all over again. I was kind of useless, i had the remainder of my student loan that didn't get used and I just didn't work for a month and just drank and got fucked up all the times. Ahh... good times. Now I got a job so i can't get as drunk anymore. Kind of a good thing probably.
Long weekend comin up!!!!
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