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OfflinePatlal
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So I need some sort of dating explanation about this......
    #22174479 - 09/01/15 03:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I've been going to this restaurant for a while now and me and the waitress have been chatting. I think she's cute so today I decided to ask her out for coffee.

Here's the conversation:

Quote:

Me/her: blablablabla, restaurant chit chat

Me: So I was wondering, would you like to go out for coffee sometime?

Her: Sure I could, I have a boyfriend though

Me: Oh.. Well, boyfriend was the position I was going for here.

Her: Awww, well I'd like to go for coffee with you

Me: Um ok... Here's my phone number then...





So What's going on here? I was clear about me wanting to be her boyfriend and yet in the end she still wants to go for coffee despite the fact that she's taken....

Am I stupid here or does shit don't really add up? Is that a sign that she wants to break up wwith her BF or soemthing?
WTF?


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Patlal] * 5
    #22174508 - 09/01/15 03:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

She must know you are Professor Pussy.


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Sun King] * 1
    #22174516 - 09/01/15 03:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Sun King said:
She must know you are Professor Pussy.




:rimshot:


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #22174517 - 09/01/15 03:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

She wants you to buy her a coffee and is willing to chat but isn't ready to ditch the boyfriend is my guess.  Move on.


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22174529 - 09/01/15 03:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

That or she wants to make you her side dude.


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22174530 - 09/01/15 03:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

She's not going to leave her dude for you. And if she did you probably wouldn't want to keep her around very long because eventually she would trade you in


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #22174541 - 09/01/15 03:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Have coffee with her and see what happens.


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Dilsnique] * 1
    #22174546 - 09/01/15 03:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Oh yeah, still have coffee. She might have some single friends


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Lophosaurus] * 3
    #22174551 - 09/01/15 03:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

She might have a hairless cat....


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Dilsnique]
    #22174562 - 09/01/15 03:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:patlal:


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Achillita] * 2
    #22174569 - 09/01/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i hope she has a penis


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #22174579 - 09/01/15 03:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

OP's post is fictional, I've had a drone shadowing him the last 3 weeks and he's only left his apartment twice to get bagged milk and poutine.


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: twighead]
    #22174609 - 09/01/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

twighead said:
OP's post is fictional, I've had a drone shadowing him the last 3 weeks and he's only left his apartment twice to get bagged milk and poutine.



LOL:rofl2:


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Dilsnique] * 1
    #22174666 - 09/01/15 04:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Dilsnique said:
She might have a hairless cat....




I can only hope

:awepreciation:


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Patlal]
    #22174679 - 09/01/15 04:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe she though you said "...boyfriend wasn't the position..."
Then she realized the position you really want is doggystyle and is dtfns with her dsl's
But maybe she misunderstood u?


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: dpomalia] * 1
    #22174700 - 09/01/15 04:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

dpomalia said:
Maybe she though you said "...boyfriend wasn't the position..."
Then she realized the position you really want is doggystyle and is dtfns with her dsl's
But maybe she misunderstood u?




95% sure she heard me correctly. But you just might be right.

Who knows at this point. Maybe she's the kind of person that will tolerate a shitty relationship in order to not be single and was secretly hoping a guy like me would ask her out so she can have a post break up plan or some shit.

I don't know. I dont really care either. If she texts, she texts...

I'm still going to that restaurant even if she's there. I love that restaurant lol


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #22174718 - 09/01/15 04:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Say hello to the friend zone.


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #22174728 - 09/01/15 04:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i think she was jus being nice n didnt wanna totally shoot you down


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL] * 1
    #22174774 - 09/01/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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CHeifM4sterDiezL said:
i think she was jus being nice n didnt wanna totally shoot you down




Best answer yet.

Then again when I mentioned to her that I wanted to date, I thought for sure it would have been like "Oh, well sorry"... You know, the usual way to turn down a guy when you have a BF...


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22174776 - 09/01/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:somefunnyshit:

" I have a boyfriend "


Bitch stop lying.













Thats just the easiest excuse for a girl to say to let you down easy. She probably just doesn't like you and is too much of a pussy to admit it.


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #22174787 - 09/01/15 04:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Whatever. What's the normal dating game thing with this. Wait max 3 days to give a sign of life?

So I'll wait 3 days and update... Stupid fucking game, but everybody plays it...


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Patlal]
    #22174801 - 09/01/15 04:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:popcorn:

Definitely still do the coffee thing. What do you have to lose? $3?


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: shLong]
    #22174811 - 09/01/15 05:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Of course she goes 'but i will still get coffee with you'



Its like saying 'of course i will come and talk to you and take stuff you buy for me'

Who doesn't like free stuff.

She doesn't sound like she is worth the effort IMO.


You asked her out at the place she works at, tons of other dudes do the same thing, EVERY DAY


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #22174823 - 09/01/15 05:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Don't be so frugal.. It's coffee..

Now, if she proposes a pay my electric bill date, then gtfo :crankey:


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: shLong]
    #22174826 - 09/01/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah.  What is there to lose?


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22174834 - 09/01/15 05:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I already said it.. $3..

and possibly an ass beating from the boyfriend


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: shLong]
    #22174855 - 09/01/15 05:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If your boyfriend beats you for having coffee with someone you need to ditch him and then shoot him


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22174888 - 09/01/15 05:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If my boyfriend ever did that, then I should probably leave my woman


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: shLong]
    #22174938 - 09/01/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Did not know both off you became gay.

Damm mushrooms...


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Patlal]
    #22174973 - 09/01/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The other thought is that she was gonna say she has a man as a lie and blow you off
But then she was like what the hell I'll do it anyway and next time you talk to her that boyfriend broke up with her.
I know I'm being quite idealistic
But it makes you feel good about yourself.


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: dpomalia]
    #22175035 - 09/01/15 06:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

She could be keeping you as a possibility if her and her bf break up.


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Achillita]
    #22175054 - 09/01/15 06:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah all you can do is go have coffee with her and find out. Worst thing that could happen is you waste a day with a cute girl.


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Patlal]
    #22175197 - 09/01/15 06:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Whatever. What's the normal dating game thing with this. Wait max 3 days to give a sign of life?

So I'll wait 3 days and update... Stupid fucking game, but everybody plays it...



Come on where's your instincts?

Tune into the testosterone you robot!


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: twighead]
    #22175209 - 09/01/15 06:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

doesn't sound like she will call, it happens


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #22175465 - 09/01/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:popcorn:

I hope you can DSHSB


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] * 1
    #22176529 - 09/01/15 11:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

you're headed for the bull pen Patlal.  if anywhere.  Chicks do that shit all the time.  especially young ones.  You never know, you might not get into the game, or her guy might walk the bases full, and bam, you're in. :shrug:


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Patlal]
    #22177611 - 09/02/15 10:32 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

Dilsnique said:
She might have a hairless cat....




I can only hope

:awepreciation:





it's a myth, bitch just got a shave 'gina


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22177616 - 09/02/15 10:34 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

Dilsnique said:
She might have a hairless cat....




I can only hope

:awepreciation:





it's a myth, bitch just got a shave 'gina




I like my cats the way I like my pussy. Bald


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Patlal]
    #22177645 - 09/02/15 10:42 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

She is just keeping her options open...obviously, she is not entirely happy with her present boyfriend's behavior. Do it.


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Patlal]
    #22178721 - 09/02/15 03:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Whatever. What's the normal dating game thing with this. Wait max 3 days to give a sign of life?

So I'll wait 3 days and update... Stupid fucking game, but everybody plays it...




Say thank you for beta males who are buying drinks and doing everything for women. Because of them you must "play dating game". Even 3 days is not so long. Contacting after 5 days will be way better. However, let me leave here some flirting tips for you guys. So, the best way to flirt is to chaff and turn the tables. Pretend as if she wanted to pick up you and joke about it. Go here - flirting tips for men for examples. You can learn them by heart or modify them to be sure that it's original and only you use it. It's also the best way to find out if this girl you are talking with have a sense of humor and a distance to herself. If she doesn't take offence then it's ok. If she does take offence - that's ok too! With such a person you would only torment and you would also need to mind your words all the time. It's her problem, not yours.


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Baraktai]
    #22179062 - 09/02/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck the betas. Let them have the leftovers.


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Patlal]
    #22179145 - 09/02/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Find your own woman.


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Capers]
    #22179185 - 09/02/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

beta/alpha is fucking stupid


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: luvdemboomers] * 1
    #22179199 - 09/02/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

All this shit about the "game" in general is stupid. Just be yourself, use common sense, and talk it over with friends if you have to. Not that I'm a dating guru or anything, but god damn.


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22179207 - 09/02/15 05:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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luvdemboomers said:
beta/alpha is fucking stupid




Clearly you're a beta.

No it's not stupid. It's nature.


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Capers]
    #22179214 - 09/02/15 05:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Capers said:
All this shit about the "game" in general is stupid. Just be yourself, use common sense, and talk it over with friends if you have to. Not that I'm a dating guru or anything, but god damn.




No it's not bullshit. It's the way it is.

Nobody wants to do it. Nobody likes it.

And yet... everybody does it.


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #22179229 - 09/02/15 05:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

No offense, but if you knew anything about dating you wouldn't be asking for advice on The Shroomery. :lol:


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Capers]
    #22179240 - 09/02/15 05:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Tip fishing?


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Patlal]
    #22179255 - 09/02/15 05:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

Capers said:
All this shit about the "game" in general is stupid. Just be yourself, use common sense, and talk it over with friends if you have to. Not that I'm a dating guru or anything, but god damn.




No it's not bullshit. It's the way it is.

Nobody wants to do it. Nobody likes it.

And yet... everybody does it.





Ok mr alpha I'm a beta and you are the almighty alpha professor pussy

That make you feel good?


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Patlal]
    #22179263 - 09/02/15 05:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
I've been going to this restaurant for a while now and me and the waitress have been chatting. I think she's cute so today I decided to ask her out for coffee.

Here's the conversation:

Quote:

Me/her: blablablabla, restaurant chit chat

Me: So I was wondering, would you like to go out for coffee sometime?

Her: Sure I could, I have a boyfriend though

Me: Oh.. Well, boyfriend was the position I was going for here.

Her: Awww, well I'd like to go for coffee with you

Me: Um ok... Here's my phone number then...





So What's going on here? I was clear about me wanting to be her boyfriend and yet in the end she still wants to go for coffee despite the fact that she's taken....

Am I stupid here or does shit don't really add up? Is that a sign that she wants to break up wwith her BF or soemthing?
WTF?



She's considering you for the rebound. There's a high possibility she may leave her boyfriend for you, but there's also a high possibility she'd do the same thing to you.


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: luvdemboomers] * 2
    #22179275 - 09/02/15 05:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Dude, he's in the position to possibly buy coffee for another dude's girlfriend. He's clearly alpha.


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: twighead]
    #22179289 - 09/02/15 05:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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twighead said:
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Patlal said:
Whatever. What's the normal dating game thing with this. Wait max 3 days to give a sign of life?

So I'll wait 3 days and update... Stupid fucking game, but everybody plays it...



Come on where's your instincts?

Tune into the testosterone you robot!



Really, don't do the dumb waiting shit. Good way to be forgotten. 

I forgot to say in the last post, her not wanting to hurt your feelings is a possibility too, but I kind of doubt it because she continued to offer instead of letting you just move on from it as most girls would do.


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Baraktai]
    #22179306 - 09/02/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Baraktai said:
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Patlal said:
Whatever. What's the normal dating game thing with this. Wait max 3 days to give a sign of life?

So I'll wait 3 days and update... Stupid fucking game, but everybody plays it...




Say thank you for beta males who are buying drinks and doing everything for women. Because of them you must "play dating game". Even 3 days is not so long. Contacting after 5 days will be way better. However, let me leave here some flirting tips for you guys. So, the best way to flirt is to chaff and turn the tables. Pretend as if she wanted to pick up you and joke about it. Go here - flirting tips for men for examples. You can learn them by heart or modify them to be sure that it's original and only you use it. It's also the best way to find out if this girl you are talking with have a sense of humor and a distance to herself. If she doesn't take offence then it's ok. If she does take offence - that's ok too! With such a person you would only torment and you would also need to mind your words all the time. It's her problem, not yours.



Bad advice. She's open to possibilities. You want to stay a possibility while it's fresh. More men will come in 5 days, guaranteed.


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Capers]
    #22179307 - 09/02/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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No offense, but if you knew anything about dating you wouldn't be asking for advice on The Shroomery. :lol:




I'm not afraid to ask for advice. Everybody has n opinion, some of them smarter than my own.


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22179317 - 09/02/15 05:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Patlal said:
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Capers said:
All this shit about the "game" in general is stupid. Just be yourself, use common sense, and talk it over with friends if you have to. Not that I'm a dating guru or anything, but god damn.




No it's not bullshit. It's the way it is.

Nobody wants to do it. Nobody likes it.

And yet... everybody does it.





Ok mr alpha I'm a beta and you are the almighty alpha professor pussy

That make you feel good?




It does. Even if the comment was 50000% sarcastic, you still wrote it down for everyone to see.  Now kneel vassal!


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Capers]
    #22179349 - 09/02/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Capers said:
Dude, he's in the position to possibly buy coffee for another dude's girlfriend. He's clearly alpha.



Not necessarily. I knew a girl who would pull a similar stunt. Instead of the guy buying her coffee, her & the boyfriend would take their cash, car or other valuables. They were never arrested for this and pulled it probably a dozen or more times.

Eventually they stopped when her boyfriend got a job making ~$250,000 a year.


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: D.M.T]
    #22179381 - 09/02/15 06:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

are we still talking about this?  She is bull penning you.  you might get to come in and pitch relief, or maybe not. depends on the performance of her current bf. 

This is similar to your other thread about the roommate who went back to her bf.  Same deal.  she called you into the game because the other dude was fucking up.  He got his act together or whatever and he's back.  He's the starter, you are the relief pitcher.  This is a simple concept, and is for sure the reality of your situation.

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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Patlal]
    #22179393 - 09/02/15 06:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Patlal said:
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luvdemboomers said:
beta/alpha is fucking stupid




Clearly you're a beta.

No it's not stupid. It's nature.



You asked the interwebs if you should wait 3 days to contact a girl :rofl:

If you don't know what to naturally do, with your own style.... you're basically a Gamma... cause at least betas have the weird passive-aggressive instincts down... what have you got m8? Nothing! :gameover:


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: twighead]
    #22179431 - 09/02/15 06:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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twighead said:
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Patlal said:
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luvdemboomers said:
beta/alpha is fucking stupid




Clearly you're a beta.

No it's not stupid. It's nature.



You asked the interwebs if you should wait 3 days to contact a girl :rofl:





She has 3 days to contact me. Not the other way around. I gave her my number. Did you read the thread?


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Patlal]
    #22179506 - 09/02/15 06:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Either way, who follows rules like that? :lol:


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #22179526 - 09/02/15 06:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Patlal said:
She has 3 days to contact me. Not the other way around. I gave her my number. Did you read the thread?




oh shit! i got it confused too.
disregard everything i said before.
You aren't in the bull pen; you aren't even in the game.
You're like one of the fans at the game who was lucky enough to get an autograph.
She'll never call you unless (be honest with yourself) you are one hot potato.
She probably has a pocketful of numbers that she tosses in the trash at the end of every shift.  She probably forgot the whole thing within minutes.
Its like the cute girl at the weed store.  She has to smile and be nice and take your number...it's her job. :shrug:


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22179598 - 09/02/15 06:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I don't know why everyone is laying down ground rules and stuff. If you think she's interesting as a person, then call her up and chat with her over a cup of coffee (the 3-day limit is stupid. And you asked so the ball is in your court). Why get hung up on this boyfriend-girlfriend thing? In the worst case you get better at small talk, and you get a new buddy that can give you some female perspective on stuff (good luck getting that at the shroomery BTW). Maybe she'll consider you for BF material if she breaks up with her current BF in the future. Spending time around girls is how you get a girlfriend.


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22179661 - 09/02/15 07:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:canthelpbutlaugh:


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #22180200 - 09/02/15 08:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I don't know why everyone is laying down ground rules and stuff. If you think she's interesting as a person, then call her up and chat with her over a cup of coffee (the 3-day limit is stupid. And you asked so the ball is in your court). Why get hung up on this boyfriend-girlfriend thing? In the worst case you get better at small talk, and you get a new buddy that can give you some female perspective on stuff (good luck getting that at the shroomery BTW). Maybe she'll consider you for BF material if she breaks up with her current BF in the future. Spending time around girls is how you get a girlfriend.



I thought you get one by following rules made up by internet virgins.... YOU MUST WAIT 3 DAYS TO CONTACT OR BE CONTACTED BY GIRL!


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